Friday, March 25, 2011
checked!
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
kurang green tech & poor planning
Tuesday, March 08, 2011
off for the long weekend
- bring on barca! Eboue to score 4 and replace Messi as the player of the year.
- a few things yet to settle before convo n stuffs.
Tuesday, March 01, 2011
ok, skang nk carik kereta sewa pulak
bes. ini baru bes. xdek suara orang jerit2 nk mati lemas hahaha. puas2 sampai kaki luke2 pijak coral. unfortunately the summer, according to the calendar, ended yesterday. arinih sejuk gaban r plak. sejuk2 xdek org p laut weh. gambar2 ade kat sini.
ye, aku mmg spesis yg xpkai baju. kalau dok dlm rumah winter2 pon aku xpkai baju.
2. accomodation
dh jumpe accomodation yg affordable n seswai utk parent+mama. boleh masak2 etc. xpe2, duit boleh carik.
skang nk carik kete plak. pastuh nk kne plan nk jalan2 p mane.
3. ah-long
sape2 yg ade financial prob tuh, boleh r jumpe aku bawak borang J, esp sape2 yg xdek duit nk byr yuran uni ke ape meh sini meh. sape2 yg xdek duit nk bli CBR ke nk bli Conek DSLR ke tuh boleh jumpe aku gak, aku rembat telur korg. (terms & condition applies)
4. free tix
3 free tixs to give away. malas nk advertise skang.
5. lain2
selamat belajar kpd budak2 yg baru bukak uni semalam. bosan la plak xdek uni.
sekian buletin mingguan.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
sape tau ade rumah sape2 free 28/3-2/4?
ok sape tau rumah mane2 free (tuan rumah balik mesia ke jalan2 goldcoast ke mati tertimbus kat CC ke) 28/3 - 2/4? nk suro bayar pon xdek hal.
sekian update mingguan. majulah suka utk negara.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
SPP done. what's next mr croc?
this ultimate fitness program was launched circa 2007 by Mr ACS (currently known as Dr ACS a.k.a Mr Buaya) with a few exclusively chosen participating members.
i believe i have completed the mission. hahahahhaa
tips: find something physical u like, practical n sustainable.
2. IELTS part II
after a very anlytical thinking, i arrived to a decision to retake the whole thing instead of submitting a re-mark application for my writing part. another $320 gone.
so the next test will be on 5/03/11. hopefully it'll b the last one, but u'll never know.
3. work
ok skip this part
4. V-day
ok skip this part as well
5. sports
i bought a new tennis raquet, n i think it suits me well. now i just need a cute blonde hot-looking russian chix to b my playing partner.
oh snorkling this sunday iA.
6. Juniors
lets break some legs!
weekly update's done. i desperately need a haircut, i might just do it myself.
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Tuesday, February 08, 2011
al iz vell
went snorkling at Pt Noarlunga last sunday despite of the unpermissible weather. the water was as cold and the waves was rough. a few people were drifted away but nobody died; whatever happened in between really did not matter. oh except that ugly sound made by ikhwan when he was kinda drowning. that's funny as.
next trip will be in a fortnight.
2. panda
received 2 free tix so i asked somebody out, but she happened to be in Tiddy Widdy (what kind of place is this?), so i put up a status on fb. sarah was the 1st to reply therefore the tix is hers. chika was the 2nd to reply, so bad luck.
the zoo was no different to other zoos i've been, n the pandas were.... pandas. they dont juggle balls, they even have problem touching their own ball themselves.
more pic here.
3. IELTS
if anything i've learnt post IB, it is to accept failure as it is with open heart. i flunked the writing part and got 6.5, .5 short of the much needed 7. other components score are >7. i guess it's the handwriting and lack of practicing of the summary part which let me down.
im still thinking wether i shud appeal for re-check or shud i go for another IELTS test end of this month.
4. visa
will marry any australian for PR. no question asked.
fuck it's a fucking meticulous nitpicky business. dont even mention the cost anymore. fuck.
5. freshies
good luck. study hard. play hard. housewarming jangan lupa ajak.
6. work
i hate that fat bleached blondy lazy motherfucking bitch.
ok off to work. bye.
Monday, January 31, 2011
curret temp: 40.2 C
#$%^$^$%^!!
2. makan2
- had lunch at the Oporto with Aie last friday prior to Solat Jumaat. he went back to malaysia the day after.
- BBQ at Devenport Tce, even firemen unexpectedly appeared suspecting a fire. all blame is on the shisha.
3. bicycle
after a careful consideration, i've decided to keep my repco tri-a-cycle. i'll try to restore it when i have time (+money)
4. Snorkling
cant wait for this sunday forklift licence test. i havnt been in deep water for a while. not as much as i've been in deep shit.
5. kasut futsal
to all my fans out there, please send me a pair of size 8UK futsal shoes. thanks.
6. raya cina
oh how much i miss all the sweet as limau and the pretty sight of sweet ass chixs in cheongsams.
7. Revolution
Hosni Mubarak is a powerdrunk dumbass knob. just bloody fuck off already!
have a blessed weekend. ok now it's 40.5C already.
ps: ANTM audition is a crap show with a lot of spectators.
Monday, January 24, 2011
"how did ur test go?"
that is a whopping AUD410,872 in half a day! im so going to stuff my physio careerpath for that kind of money.
now the academic part. the listening was not worth of mentioning, the reading was ok, the writing... ah the writing was not as good as expected. only now i can appreciate why ppl put craps in IELTS essay. u dont get enough time, and my handwriting is bloody shocking since circa 1992 anno domini.
the speaking part was a WTF kind of moment where u knew that the interviewer doesn't give a shit on what u r going to say as long as u talk. so hopefully i did alright for this part, n for the other part as well.
so finger-crossed, leg crossed, boob-crossed, and if u happen to have 2 penises, or the one which branches into two, please get them crossed for me as well. i need ur kind of luck too.
oh that dude with two belly buttons, i dont need ur help, that's just pure ugliness.
ps: why all examiners were a bit curious when comparing my passport pic to my current look? have i really had evolved into a irresistible species within these few years? or they're just sad they've became uglier as days go on?
ps2: TDU ended yesterday. Mark Cavendish got 1st, from the bottom lol. talking abt upsets!
ps3: u boob-crossed chick, if u r below 25 yo, please pm me thanks. (terms & conditions apply)
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
saya tak tahu nak tulis apa
and IELTS test sabtu ni.
n still malas gle r nak buat pape
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Arsenal menang, yaay!
segala kesilapan amat dikesali.
Monday, January 03, 2011
2011. full of plans.
so 2010 had gone past, leaving a lot of memories and emotions to remember. if you are one of my keen follower, religiously reading my blog week-in week-out, you surely well-informed of what sort of things i am talking about (and i can imagine how boring your life is to find my life interesting), nevertheless i am more than delighted to rewrite some of 2010 highlights, from memory, the good and the not-so-good one of course!
the good ones:
- met and spent a couple of month with the 2 newborns in Malaysia
- world cup 2010
- passed all the subjects, thus graduated.
- Harimau Malaya won the two titles.
- some bad-ass dude died
the sad/upsetting/less-happy ones:
- back-stabbed by project partner
- the diagnosis of one of the 2 boys
- got lost in the hills on Christmas day
- some good people passed away
i think you all can see that i am losing points to write on, and surprising enough, not many things happened throughout the year, which we nagged times and times about, are not significant at all to hang around in our cerebral cortex.
all in all, 2010 was a year which i had been over-cautious, study-wise especially, due to all the things that happened in the past 2-3 years. 2010 thought me to spend more times with family and friends, to appreciate little things around me(flat chested chicks? no not that kind of 'little things'). it was a challenging year full of possibilities, yet a very kind and humbling year in comparison to previous years. all praise to God the ever-perfect planner.
my plan for 2011 is to fulfil my IELTS test to the required level of achievement, to find a job, to find a wife, n hopefully get marry as soon as possible...
BECAUSE THE WORLD IS BLOODY DOOMED IN 2012! WAHAHAHAHAHA
ps: for those sponsored students, especially medic students, who finished their study in 2010, it is ethical for you to work in Malaysia . if u think working in Malaysia is hard, you can only imagine the hell others went through to fund your RM1,000,000 + cost of study abroad. it is not a choice, it is a responsibility.
Monday, December 27, 2010
special report (long and winding)
double pay always make ppl happy. boxingday shopping? i have to say it's much hyped than what it is around here. hopefully the bank wont be the ones who r still smiling comes january.
2. Garuda tergaru2
well done m'sia. a very impressive all-round performance, other than the DM, he still need to work on movement and quick passes. 3-0 seems enough to bring home the throphy. but this is football, who'd have predicted we'll win by a comfortable margin like last night? who'd have thought football can bring ronaldo many places? hot places, cold places?
laser pointers? it's the Indons who will need them, to assist with some accuracy. not that im supporting the dumbass brat who spoilt the match and the sweet win.
3. Ashes
ayam gila oz boxing day 1st innings. very slim hope left for the oz to win the urn.
4. Tour Down Giler 2010
the plan was a 48kms cycle up Mt Lofty summit again, but this time via Gorge rd, which shouldt take more than 2-3 hours. but... something didnt go to plan.
in red: the deviations.
1. They have a really2 poor signage around the hills area
2. Google map is not that reliable
3. to bring a map next time/gps
4. who's up for cherry picking? apple picking? lychee picking? strawberry? let's cycle there.
5. keep urself hydrated. i only had coffee n biscuits for breakfast n 2 short choc bar all day.
6. the signage is really bad around there. ah i already put it at no 1 but seriously, it's really bad.
somewhere between Ashton-Summertown. a really steep descend. u cant see the bottom when u r on top of the hill, n u cant feel the steep climb due to the carrying speed when going down.
the stats: (if u r into stats)
total kms: 124.94 km
max speed: 78.0 km/h
average speed: 22.0 km/h
total time cycling (berenti solat n mkn2 donat umh sarah excluded): 5h37m25s
could have gone quicker if i know my way around, nevertheless a very very embarrassing average speed n time.
i was quite disappointed that i only reached the Crafers after 100+kms, and i think i made the right decision of not climbing up the summit, n just enjoy the ride downhill from there. what a memorable christmas day for me. suprisingly, it wasnt too tiring at all. i was working 12-8.30pm yesterday. double pay beb!
Saturday, December 25, 2010
menyambut krismas adalah haram bagi umat islam????
ppl dont give a shit* if ur name is khan, abdul, samdol, ipman, johnny, but ur actions define who u r n what u believe in.
sekian.
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*ppl may throw shit at u on occasions
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
damn u new regulations
went to WCH to get Nicole to be my referee, n met MDA frens. then went to AHPRA office on King William St to ask them abt the registration regulation, then went to immigration office on Currie St to ask abt my visa conditions, then went to Westpac on King William St for some financial arrangements, then went to uni, then to IELTS office, then Camwhore house on Rundle St to get passport photo with white backgroud (i knoe, WTF!), then back to IELTS office.
ah IELTS shit, they just changed the regulation this year.
2. makan2
hari rabu, kuar makan2 malam kat pizzahouse west tce, kamis malam dibelanja oleh budak physio kat Sofra on west tce, on friday di half-belanja oleh nik hussein kat indian restaurant on sudholz rd.
3. Christmas day
Adelaide Hills here i come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Graduation
congrats to all yg grad smlm. mine will be on 31/03/2011. sape2 nk jadik photographer rasmi n xrasmi silelah dtg selambe. lg rmai lg bgs hahaha.
selamat balik kpd sume2 yg balik. aku chill2 dlu kat sini.
5. work
kejekejekejekejekeje... haih.
sekian. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENG! (oi dalam hati la bodo, nanti xberkat pulak!)
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
ah bosan r plak cuti nih. g interview kje isnin lepas.
hmmm hmmm....
Monday, December 06, 2010
Awal Muharram 1432 with extra juice
Aku (A): so, u know about the batch photoshoot this friday?
Marg(M): yes
A: should i come or ot, or... hmmm....
M: Havn't you know it yet?
A: hmm.. im not sure...
M: U already passed this subject.
A: ah.. really??!
M: yes, i'm expecting u to b there...
A: ...............................
M: sorry, i thought u know... i should've told u earlier...
A: ............. .... .....
so, regardless of my resubmissio, i am unofficially waiting for the ceremony in March 30th. it has been a challenging yet unique extended 4 years!
have a blessed new year, n stay blessed!
ps; im going to resubmit the thing...
Wednesday, December 01, 2010
part-timer
we passed our clinical placement at tQEH last friday at about 12+pm. so while i went away for my friday prayer, trish n masa spent some time eating icecream at a nearby cafe.
the next morning at about 6+am, i suddenly remembered that i think i might hav left my signed stuffs at the tQEH, which was the freaking truth. i gave trish a call straight away to ask her abt the weekend physio office hour (apparently she left her whole bag in Masa's car on friday hahahaha), n then rang masa to get him to check his car, in case i left it there, but sadly again, that wasnt the case.
so my impulsive n quick decission making ability took over my logic therefore i came out with a brilliant idea
"i'm going fishing today!"
nah, more like this one...
"i'm going to cycle to tQEH, now!"
so i got there within 40 mins, waited n waited until 8+am, when Paul appeared with the key to the department. i thanked him then rushed into the office to retrieve such important documents, as well as i grabbed a couple cup of coffee n biscuits while i was waiting for the rain to ease off a bit.
since i gotta b at work at 11am, i was forced to cycle in the rain on the way back. stopped a while at a BP near my place to clean up chainparts and gears, then this happened.
jangankan kevlar, burujim musyayyadah pon boleh tembus
many thanks to Paul n Fared for their assistance.
2. my final submission?
i finished working on sunday night at 8.30pm, got home at abt 9pm with the final EBP assignment lingering subconsciously in my brainstem, telling me "u shud have done it earlier, now suck it up @#$%$#$!". suddenly, a very strange landline no appeared on my phone screen. so i picked it up...................
so it was trish calling me using her neighbour's phone (fuh~~!), n she found out that her signed document went missing too, so she might have to scavenge the physio dept office the early next morning, or she might have to embarrass herself to ask her supervisor to sign the paperwork again. (ahahahahaha, good to know that im not the only one in misery)
i did what all men do, i laughed! n then i gave some advice, then i continue laughing again. dunno what was the outcome, hopefully she found it.
the next day, it was a race against time. i did managed to submit it before the due date, with crappy grammar n some error in the numbers n stuffs, but considering automatic 10% per day deduction for late submission... im on a very tight gamble at the moment, which i may regret in a few week time.
so what's done is done. im taking 5 days break off work n just spending some time with graduating friends.
Uighur
n kepada pelanggan2 yang dikasihi, selamat maju jaya. cilakak lu mangkuk!
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update: i believe Im fucked.
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
2 more days
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
cuak siot. cuak gile. cuak nk mati. cuak cuak cuak nerves.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
1st in 5 yrs
wahahahha. bosan gile. slow nak mati. kje pon senang n hepi2. no pressure. siap tido time multiD metting blakang supervisor aku wahahaha.
1 week n a tad more... iA.
2. Raya
dem 1st time in 5 yrs aku xsolat raya. pepagi bute dh tercongok kat TQEH tuh.
sape2 yg xdek/dh abes exam tuh buat r makan2. sangap gle.
3. Cycling
sape2 ade plan bes2 nk cycle p mane2? aku dah sangap tahap gaban dah nih, tp xdek mase plak nk cycle. tggu stok2 sampai dlu r huhuhu.
xpasal2 aku dok menyervis beskal raye2 nih r.
4. Kje
ahad lepas lepak 10jam kat HJs. fuh boleh jem otak aku camnih.
5. Lain2
- Arsenal menang, ManUre seri, Cel$ki & Loserpool kalah. cun la!
- adoi malasnye nk buat assignment
sekian. selamat hari raya. maaf zahir batin. kl nk kasik duit raya kat aku boleh YM/FB/Email aku k. thanks la.
Thursday, November 11, 2010
sorry i forgot...
1. uni
assignment due esok pkl 3pm, haram xstart lagi. layan beauty & the geek lagi bagus. dem hot gle kara.
pretty much 2 weeks to go for more good things to come, iA.
2. bola
manjang miss je sbb hospital start pagi2 bute. huhuhuh.
3. .........
(read no 1 again)
ok bye.
Wednesday, November 03, 2010
please.. don't!
worked only 1 shift last week. i pulled my hamstrings on saturday, unable to work on the sunday shift. looking fwd to start running again this weekend.
on a more serious note, i'm going to submit another job application later tonight, i've been delaying it for the past few days already. so 2 jobs applied so far.
2. study.
currently doing AMU rotation, which i think, is much much more relax n slow-pace compared to ortho. so everything is looking bright at the moment.
n still working on other plans at TQEH too.
3. sports.
oz lost to Sri Lanka twice within few days, ayam r!
what a shame my orbea euskaltel has been sitting in front of me for 3 weeks now.
4. others.
i've submitted my organ donation form last week. yup, i agreed to donate ALL parts of my body when i die.
so please, DO NOT KILL OVER MY LEFT TESTICLES. i'm pretty sure the right one is equally functional too.
have a blessed week.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
TQEH week 2
argh bosannye xcycle hari2. haih.
sekian. selamat maju jaya.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
TQEH week1
finished Advance rehab last friday. started Advance Hospital Care last monday. got to b at TQEH before 7.30am for Ortho ward round. oh dammit missed the 2nd half of the UCL dis am.
2. Cycling
on hiatus. partial hiatus. err.. what is hiatus anyways?
3. Work
had my final closing shift last monday. not going to do any closing shift in these crucial 6-week period.
4. Job
already forwarded my interest to work at BHP mines in NT. not as a miner obviously.
5. others
shit, i need to go to the loo. bye.
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Wednesday, October 13, 2010
palestine weekend
Joined AFOPA for both activities. it was a no-soccer weekend. doing something different once in a while is well worth it tho.
2. National Ride To Work Day
nah, i took the bus today, n missed the free breakfast.
3. Bank Negara talk
there was a clip, n free food. please come more frequent
4. clinic
final week, hopefully everything is going to be ok.
ooh, my neck is really sore. sore as.
Wednesday, October 06, 2010
a night at the uni XIII
dapat no 5/8. dpt hamper team mng fairplay award. ok la tuh. lps futsal pg ptg g kje,
2. lain.
smlmlpsklinikppilatesmacik2pastuhlepakumahlutfimakankepekpastuhpunitdokatunibuatassignmentsampaipagipastuhtdosejampastuhnaikbeskalpclarenceparkpkl8amutkcprrevisioncoursepastuhpwilkoxtdolagisejampastuhpuniclinicpkl1.30sp4.30pmpastuhcheck2bajuarsenalbiruakuxdektertinggaldlmtoiletadeorgdahsonglapbuathantarkatbomohkotpastuhnaikbeskalbalikumahpastuhmasakpastuhmakanpastuhlayanfinakcbwohoooo!!!!!
sekian update. hari rabu hari berlepakan
Thursday, September 30, 2010
overdue
makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan makan.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
thanking you in advance
1. Una balik UK
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA. WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHUAHAUHAUHAUHAUA!
2. Raya+MC10+Open House
p la tgk gambo kat fb.
3. Cuti
budak2 sume tgh cuti midsem. next cuti aku bln december kang. haih. skang lepak2 clinic je r.
4. lain2
xdek yg lain pon.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
updet bes
malas. mggu lepas aku update 2 kali. bz dgn clinic uni skang. ptg selase g pilates class dgn makcik2 kaye kat2 umah Im.
sekian. selamat hari raya. maaf zahir batin.
Thursday, September 09, 2010
selamat hari raya 1431
wah dah lame xjumpe budak2 kecik 2 org tuh huhuhu
Wednesday, September 08, 2010
the 11th hour
donation for Islamic Dawah Centre (Grange Road)
bsb: 035-212
Acct no: 224233
donation for new Wandana Mosque (Wandana Avenue)
name: Islamic Society of SA
bsb: 065-000
Acct no: 11358279
wassalam.
* i'll be at uni clinic startng today for 6 weeks
**update bumper raya akan menyusul (bile2 aku rajin)
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
53 yrs later, the powerdrunks are losing it
isu kafir masuk mesjid, isu namewee, isu kepala lembu etc. they r big national issues, unlike the once-every-4-year-erection-problem *dude, or so they want them to be, some kind of an issue.
this imbecilic act of the highest level should stop, and it should stop now. they r destabilizing the nation with their limitless 'issues'. it is not surprising to see MCA walk away from their alliance anytime soon. what a bunch of half-wit knucklehead shingles-infested shitheads they r. yes they r, seriously. the whole bunch r.
c'mon... get ur sense right. WTF!!
yeah AMNO is long been irrelevant, n it's just getting worse. 53 yrs n that should be it. thankyouverymuch.
2. two-third gone
we are getting into the last 10 days of ramadhan, and it seems my Azam Ramadhan this time failed miserably. to not swear is just beyond my comprehension. especially at work. yeah work is hard, but can b fun, put aside the money factor.
i lost nearly 5kg already since coming back from malaysia the last time i checked it.
3. study
alhamdulillah, presentation at the RAH was a successful one, 4 physios n an ergonomist attended our presentation n they were pretty impressed/happy/delighted with the project outcome.
next rotation starts next week, yeah, no midsem break for me. 2 more subjects to go. cmon!!
4. Hidayat Centre Iftar
it wasn't my money, it is somebody else's money which i have full power over it. it's kinda my money but it's just not. so no thanks necessary, privately or publicly.
im just supporting a friend, a good old friend.
5. lain2
- seorg awek oz yg cun telah memintak no tepon aku, tp aku syok kat kawan die yg lagi super cun.
- arinih cuti merdeka (tp mlm kje)
- im loving the weather but im tanned enuff to go to the beach.
- the U-19 lost 1-0 to Blue Eagles, a must-win play-off game this weekend. plz give me another FFSA medal thanks.
sekian, selamat berpuasa. Jangan undi BN.
*hopefully, u'll get better. once every 3.5 yrs is a good start.
Monday, August 23, 2010
I still don't like Theo
1. study
alhamdulillah, setelah berhempas pulas berdmeeting dgn lauren, final draft dah pon disubmit, so skang tunggu correction n pastuh present kat RAH. so it's pretty much 2 subjects to graduation.
n minggu nih kelas hari rabu je, n maybe meeting on Thu/Fri for the presentation prep.
2. kje
i realise dat the reason im still working now is just to make other ppl happy. i used to work for money for the past few years.
oh n the cute new crew is what keeps me going.
3. bola
bes wo. especially bile tgk ManU seri dgn fulham last menet pg td.
4. puasa
dem la aku miss 2 hari grand iftar kat uni yg besenye grandismo abes. kje nyer pasal huhuhuh.
5. lain2
I wonder if i should apply for a job in Perth.
oh n the hung parliament. boring.
ok dah. nih update wajib mingguan, kang kl xupdate kang korg kate tak istiqamah plak. assignment workcover xsiap ag.
selamat berpuasa. selamat berterawih. selamat bershopping raya.
Monday, August 16, 2010
We Love Pepe Reina
abg Pepe mmg ensem r
0. Sahur
aku mmg spesis malas sahur. minum air kosong segelas pastuh kl rajin telan kurme 2 bijik pastuh tdo balik sampai subuh.
1. Puasa
macam bese, camtuh r. nk ckp ape ag pose je r. still cycling cam bese.
2. Bukak puasa
kadang2 nk bukak pose pon xsempat sbb tgh kje. minum air then lari p solat maghrib. tp kl berbuke kat mesjit or IDC or mane2 makan mcm terlebih plak. nk kne control hawa nafsu serakah nih.
3. Terawih
aku ske terawih panjang2 tp imam bace laju2 tapi sedap. so mmg kl boleh nk g wandana hari2, tp kat wandana xdek makan2 free so mcm sukar je.
4. Moreh
kat sini xdek moreh. kl kat mesjid UTM moreh die kuih2 je, kl kat KMKP moreh die dahsyat sket sbb bese r mesjit kampung2, kl dgn ayah kat mesjit ade mroeh ke x komfem la die ajak p makan roti canai ke ape dlu b4 balik umah. kalau kat KMB nasik lemak die mmg super bes. aku ngn nisam bedal sampai kembung, sorg 3 bungkus on the spot kat dewan makan.
5. Quran
cam bese r iA khatam ujung bulan kang skali. xpernah miss sejak taun 1997 dlu. respek gk r org yg khatam 2-3 kali sebulan. aku plg2 kuat pon khatam quran ngn tafsir skalik. tp pon dh nk tergolek2 dh.
6. Bola
Arsenal seri je dgn Lifervool smlm. attacking slow sgt. haih. nasib baik abg pepe ade buat zakat fitrah.
n mayb akan start kje balik dgn CUFC utk U19 nyer final 5 cup.
7. Lauren
ari2 jumpe minah nih buat projek, weekend pon same sbb arituh nk siapkan draft. esok jumpe ag. haih. nasib baik ko cun.
8. Lain2
- topek n syafiq dh balik.
- nk bli henpon raye
- laptop raye dlm pertimbangan. laptop skang nih dh nazak dh
- nk bli superbike utk ship balik mesia.
sekian. selamat berpuasa. jgn layan porn siang2.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
The past days n Ramadhan 1431
i think im spending too much time with frens n at frens' places. u shud already known dat i fancy sleeping over at others' places, wilcox st to name one. i never failed to spend a night there, weekly for the past 2-3 yrs. so we had makan2 x2 last week for mejat's bday. well, the bday is surely just an excuse. so umah2 yg aku selalu lepak2 tuh, it's just a matter of time, iA. (plan party besar2an utk final yr taun lps ade, tp last2 xsempat nk buat)
football has been plenty for the past few weeks, n i do regret my decision of not buying a new pair of futsal shoes when i was in m'sia. forget the kuih raya baju raya kad raya etc, send me futsal shoes please thanks.
had a 30-mins solo presentation yesterday, n i am pretty sure it did not went well towards the end. strange enuf shit happens at times when u don't want it to happen. i was thinking of going mental n cry on the beach in the view of the mesmerizing sunset, but hey that is just too much effort to put in, n the weather was not as forgiving, so i went to work instead. surely u know which part of the above is made-up shit. it amazes me how some ppl easily cry over small things. get over it bitches! (hahaha.. joking)
havn't done much cycling since the holiday, despite cutting down a few kilos my 6-pax program is bound to fail, thankfully, its Ramadhan tomorrow! to those ramadhan muslims out there, if u r not becoming any better muslim, at least lose some weight. it is as frustrating to have to design hospitals for fat ppl. how low can u go is for u to decide. (might not b applicable to some)
so hepi ramadhan to all n have a blessful one. sape2 yg dpt lailatul qadar tuh jgn lpe doakan aku dpt bini yg hot, seksi, tp beriman. impossible? nothing is impossible on lailatul qadar. hahaha.
ibadah2 jugak, uni/kje/famili/etc jgn terabai plak. ah projek org2 gemok aku xsiap ag!
Saturday, August 07, 2010
update malas
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
tax return, X setel!
for me, uni started a week ago, not like most of the students here who started their new semester last monday. hopefully this will b my last semester for the course. PR? IELTS? Interviews?
nk kne update resume ah malas r.
2. bola
my job at CUFC is pretty much done this season. there are only 3 games to be played this season, and it is quite sad that the club will be relegated to the premier league next season.
main bola mmg bes ah!
3. kje
rs mcm malas nk kje r. duit mcm dh byk, uni mcm makin gile2. tp xkje kang mcm bosan plak dok umah. hmmm.
dem r tax return mcm xdpt balik sume je. demmit la!
Sunday, July 18, 2010
alhamdulillah
1. ilham hazim
anak sedare aku yg terel buat muke sedih nih dh selamat menjalani craniotomy (xsure keyhole ke, craniostomy ke ape) smlm. sgt sedih utk meninggalkan budak nih b4 operation die smlm. mak aku ckp, amik la gambar last dgn die, kot2 pasnih 'die dh xdek dah'. but i refused.
speedy recovery 4 him iA. nnt dtg la jalan2 kat sini k!
2. dh sampai
slept over at the Melbourne airport, then connecting flight to adelaide was delayed twice. but, reach here anyway. a bit disappointed when my bicycle lock was not allowed to be carried on flight. wtf. what harm can it do? Girls' highheels can bring more destruction than the bloody lock. stupid law.
Saturday, July 10, 2010
aiseh, seminggu lagi.
• This will be the seventh all-European final and means that a European nation will win the tournament for a record 10th time.
• It will be the first final to not include one of Brazil, (West)Germany, Argentina or Italy
• Netherlands go into the final unbeaten and if they are victorious on Sunday, they will become only the fifth side to register a 100% record in WC finals so far, joining Uruguay in 1930, Italy in 1938, and Brazil in 1970 and 2002.
• The Dutch also had a 100% record in qualification for South Africa and could become only the second nation ever to win all their qualifiers and finals games, after Brazil achieved this feat in 1970.
• The Dutch are now unbeaten in 25 successive international matches and have conceded more than one goal in only one of their last 14 games in World Cup finals tournaments (1-2 v Croatia in the 1998 third-place play-off).
• Spain are the first reigning European champions to participate in the World Cup final since West Germany in 1982 and are the 12th different side to reach a World Cup final.
• If Spain - who have seven goals - are to avoid becoming the lowest scoring winners of all time, they will need to net at least four. Italy (1938), England (1966) and Brazil (1994) all won the tournament with 11.
• Xavi has created 25 goalscoring chances in this tournament - eight more than any other player. He has made 560 passes at this tournament, completing 509 so far. Only Dunga (Brazil 1994) has completed more in a single World Cup tournament since 1966.
esok ade akikah kat umah aku meh r dtg meh. dtg lps pkl 11am k.
Monday, July 05, 2010
alamak, tinggal 2 minggu...
Thursday, June 24, 2010
jom g kl lg
If you get down get up, oh oh
When you get down get up, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa a a
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa
Awela Majoni Biggie Biggie Mama One A To Zet
Athi sithi LaMajoni Biggie Biggie Mama From East To West
Bathi . . . Waka Waka Ma Eh Eh Waka Waka Ma Eh Eh
Zonke zizwe mazi buye
Cuz this is Africa
Friday, June 18, 2010
Monday, June 07, 2010
Penang Kedah Terengganu KL Johor
next: KB plak, tunggu signal asap dr perkampungan ketereh dlu.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
stretching perut
1. study
submitted the project report on last wednesday, so had a few days off study, wandering around on both bikes alternately.
2. kje
last saturday it was a cup round weekend, only the U-19s & Res played, at the white city place. both game were won on extra time. then i waved hasta la vista to all the ppl from the club.
3. bola
i tot i would hav missed the UCL final, but lickily the flight was delayed for half an hour. managed to watch it until the special one lifted the throphy, n i watched it at the airport.
4. the journey
stayed up pretty much the whole night despite that i cycled 40kms+worked for 4 hrs+half-nandos-chicken. packed up all the remaining food left in my burrow+freezer, all the chocs n whatever i could carry, bcoz my flight will not be boarded until midnight. not the best way to arrange flights. good on me. syafiq my beloved cute cuddly charming housemate drop me off at the adelaide airport at about 4.20am checked in, go to the toilet, open my pants, put out my.... (boring).... then went out scouring for tv showing a white ball rolling around on a green field.
arrived at the melbourne airport at approximately 8.30am... then... oh im fucked. not literally. i wish i had but i did not. it's just an expression of the ultimate unfuckable time expenditure deficit issue syndrome thingy bobby (UUTEDITB) with the given informed consequences of the gap between the two flights.
ok, i actually already planned ahead, or maybe beyond the problematic predicament. so it's still a problem, but not as big, still fucked but not as fucked, so it's like half-fucked. while waiting i managed to finish 4 movies (Ip Man 2, Madagascar 2, ketika cinta bertasbih, n XXX2, oh i dont remember but who cares anyway) as well as playing PES on my laptop in between.
like the wise men say, good things worth waiting. the stewardess were nice, like nice nice. no wonder they won lots of awards. n the uniform fits them well. as much as they're looking fwd to fly with me again (that what they said at the end of the journey), i don't mind doing any other thing than flying with them at anytime soon. well done air asia, keep up the good stuff, if it cant, push up bras might come in handy.
i landed safely at the LCCT at 8am on monday, met ki at 9am, went to his place, take a bath etc. had nasik lemak, roti canai, teh tarik for breakfast, then took a bus to terminal 2 seremban, then took the 11.30am bus to JB. arrived at abt 2.30.
later dat day we went to the hospital to see my nephew. he's improving well. went there again today n managed to get him in my cuddle. come on, u can make it!
oh i already attended a masjid-mate today. he used to go the mosque 5 times a day.
5. 0137956780
call/text me as u wish. im pretty bored at the moment. mek cptla ko beranak.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
apsal aku balik?
apparently, ramai pulak yg tanye apsal aku balik. sbb balik nih sungguh la x sinonim dgn aku. kat sini pon aku ske lepak umah org lain. so hopefully this will make ppl stop asking me the why question.
- akak aku suro balik, boleh jumpe sume org b4 adik aku fly g UK in september.
- nk tgk budak2 yg baru lahir.
- nk tgk org2 yg baru bersalin.
- sbb kl aku grad ujung taun nih, aku xplan nk balik. nk carik kje. so kl dpt kje xtau plak ble boleh dpt cuti lame2
-sbb aku nk rehat, gemokkan badan aku yg semakin taff nih. kang riya' plak
- sbb nk setelkan satu bende yg penting
ha.. teke la apebende yg penting tuh. jawapan akan dikasik last2 post nih nanti.
bende2 yg perlu disetelkan b4 balik:
- potong rambut, rimas r plak rambut nih.
- bli ape2 yg xbli ag
- kemas umah hahahaha
bende2 yg kne buat kat mesia kang:
- g dentist. dentist kat sini mahal gle.
- g mane2 kenduri yg sempat
- lain2
2. Ramsay St revisited
the last time i saw the boys was in 2006, n since today was my last day going to mt barker for the project im doing, i gambled and knocked the house door, which im not really sure. a tall dude open the door, then i asked him if i've got the right house. i never thought my memory is that good. he introduced himself as james, the 2nd son. then i asked him if he still remember me from few yrs ago, suprisingly, he remembers my name, n he got it right at the 1st guess. unfortunately, everybody else werent home. we had a short chat inside the house while waiting for the bus. oh, roger is still there, still struggling to open the sliding door.
3. kje
work more hr this week, sbb balik nih byk plak abes duit. ala lgpon dok umah je cam bosan gk
4. study.
project report to be submitted later this week, then this semester is done. gudluck la sape2 yg ade exam tuh wahahhahahaha
5. bola
bosan. season bola dh abes. adelaide utd pon dh kalah ACL. n aku baru pasan aku akan miss UCL final sbb tiket g melben pagi tuh argh2!
ok dh dapat teke blom? bende yg penting tuh adelah...
adelah...
adelah...
UPDATE STOK SPENDER R! tokey2 spender skalian, ready la aku p borong nnt!
Sunday, May 09, 2010
feliz el dia de madre
i just dont know what to write or say anymore, you can read abt them here. i just hope that everything went well and i'll be home in about 2 weeks time. we can hav a quiet time together (as if we r quiet when we're together pffft!) n we can work on the things we have to. seriously, i've never felt so sad for somebody else before. i learn't that im more of an angry person than a saddy-teary-cryy (wtf!) person, i would rather punch somebody's face than cry, especially ugly fat dopey chix, if u r fat n cute, u r safe. no, i don't really punch people. im a peace-loving creature who make jokes abt fat ppl n that's it.
the baby has made good progress but the outcome of the complication is yet to be known. thanks to those who prayed for my sister n her young one, and to those yg buat 'lawak2 frenli' tuh, xdek hal la, nnt aku balas la balik, cam xbese plak.
to umi, kakak, n kak bab, hepi mother's day! n to all the other moms as well.
2. study
as i mentioned before, i passed my acute care rotation last friday, i bought myself a pack of white timtams, which i think is so much better than the double coated timtams. now i can focus (kahkahkahkah) on my prostate cancer project n get it done today or later tomorrow.
3. kje
nothing so interesting with my work at the moment, other than one love child (aka anak haram / anak eksiden) of HJs has been born last week. i still havnt congratulate them, yet i've been so excited with the new arrival. is to congratulate them means we r supporting their unmarried-fucking? there u go, if u r too bored at the moment, u've just got something to think abt.
this week, the foxes played away at the Blue Eagles', at the Marden sporting complex. the senior game was an interesting one, since their physio (peter, used to be my colleague at uni) was the busier one, 1 ankle injury, 1 cracked ribs etc. ambo has to be called. oh who doesnt like ambo chix, i mean cute ambo chix in the paramedic uniform....(googling cute chix in ambo uniform)... oh back to the footballing bits, 1 red cards, team mates sworn at each other, armband changed 3 times, club managers had a heated hard time with the officials (eventhough the official was a female, it's not that hard time im talking abt), it does shows the crisis level at the moment. hopefully they'll get some points in coming matches.
the results: (Eagles vs Foxes)
U-19: 2-2
Res: 2-2
Sen: 4-1
oh n im going to have a phone interview around next week for a job in country victoria. while i really enjoyed my rural placement a few years ago, i am still thinking of the pros n cons working outside metro area. i'll just give a shot anyway.
4. bola
the final EPL game will b played tonite, arsenal's 3rd or 4th doesn't really matter. some ppl said it is better to be 4th, u'll get more money bcoz u hav to play the qualifiers round. well, doesn't really matter at all. frankly, i would rather want pompey winning the tittle, but when u have chelski n manure up there, u dont really have a choice but to go for the Russian backed club. well, again, it doesn't really matter.
5. going home
since im going home in a few weeks, i think im really going to miss my bike n all the cycling sides of my life here i feel like bringing it home. i still have some time to do some shopping etc. n with endless kenduri kendara anak dara nyam2 looming around, i can say welcome to mr Roi.
6. lain2
- saiful adli, budak umah aswad suro aku advertise nih: tv Sonic LCD 40'+ ps3 slim 250gb, 2 controller, 3 cd(fifa2010,bionic commando and heavy rain) $1200ono. kl korg nk bli tuh mention la name aku leh aku dapat kamsen sket hehehe. zaman skang mane ade ikhlas semate2 je.
- sape ag yg nk kawen between may n july nih kasik tau, aku nk kne buat draft projek pemakanan solo 1 malaysia 111 kali, kl xckop 111 kenduri aku makan r kat satu2 kenduri tuh 3-4 kali. mungkin aku leh mintak utusan cover story aku n mungkin aku leh dapat physio usm escort kot2 la perut aku cramp ke, sakit blakang ke, berak xlawas ke etc.
- awek2 yg nk jadik escort aku utk 2 bulan nih pon silelah mendaftarkan diri, kl ramai nnt aku divide la ikut negeri supaya adil dan saksama.
sekian. thanks. selamat hari ibu bukan eboue.
Friday, May 07, 2010
emo post
i'll postpone the party for now, family is always the priority.
kamon baby kamon!!
Sunday, May 02, 2010
meet uncle ihsan
congratulation to ki n his wife a.k.a my ex-classmate. n with my sister's uterus is nearing its bursting period, it is only a matter of time for another young one to come out. apparently they have some kind of MoU about this; not to show me the pictures until both of them r born, n then i'll have to guess who belongs to who.
but they forgot that with all the genetics technology n whatnot, i already able to come up with my own predicament. i already knew the answer even without looking at them. well, ke mana tumpahnya kuah kalau x ke nasik?
jgn marah yer, nnt anak aku kuar korg nyer turn plak (pic removed)
final week of acute care placement, im happy that i already discharged few patients. hopefully i got good marks for the subject. as for the other subject im doing, the freaking low marks given on my individual assignment proves nothing. i can't give a shit on such shit assigment.
3. kje
malas. sorg mamat baru kne buang kje sbb melecurkan satu pekerje lain pkai lighter. die xtau melecurkan n melacurkan tuh maksud lain. minah yg termelecur tuh mmg sexmaniac yg terkenal serantau alam pon. bese la omputih.
bola minggu nih main home. lawan metrostars, top of the table. team senior kalah lagi. 1st half kne 0-3, final score 3-5.
results: (foxes vs metrostars)
u19: 0-0
Res: 1-1
Sen: 3-5
4. bola
bosan r xbyk bola. dem r
5. beach day
silelah rujuk fb. n plz r jgn komen psl kehenseman aku, aku mmg dh tau lame saje malas nk tunjuk.
sekian. selamat bermain2 dgn baby kpd org2 yg baru beranak.









