apology re apology post

enough the apology bit, now lets have a look at what has been happening for the last 3-4 weeks

1. Work

was working up in Maroochydore, about 60kms from my place. it was a relatively smaller facility, i did not feel like i was working on all the 4 days i was there. and with the likes of Lisa, Chantelle and .... ah i forgot her name, i wish i could work there permanently. dammit they have cute young staffs up there. so on the friday i decided to drive further 40kms north and spent some time at Noosa Head beach.

yesterday we nearly burned down the place, and being blamed for a resident injury. too much politics going on between the management and the staffs and the crack is becoming more obvious. oh well it's work place afterall.

2. Football

League of Nations ended and the Pacific Islanders were crowned the inaugural cup champs. we were eliminated by the Fijians after losing 2-0 earlier that day. made a few new friends and learnt few more spanish swearwords, that all that matters. so much about being a sore loser good sport.

Viva Los Sudamericanos!

Boring Spain won EURO, so i am officially launching the ABS campaign for World Cup 2014. yup Anything But Spain.

nevermind van Persie, it's already Robin van Pergi. the club lives on!

#LOL

3. Cycling

Tour de France is on at the moment, and they've been having crashes in all but the first stage. i have to agree with O'Gready that there are a lot of youngsters in the tour this time who are trying to make their mark. i hope Wiggo will win this time, enough of Cadel already.

Went to Australia Zoo few weeks back, the view along the way was no less than breathtaking, the climbs... duh the climbs! then went for a short ride 2 weeks ago because the weather wasn't really prime for cycling. too bad you don't get to choose neither the weather nor the days for your weekend.

4. Meeting Durio Malaysinus

meeting malaysians is such a rare occasion for  me. had BBQ with PPMQ and the regular eating out at the Victoria St Hotel*. then met Nazee for a quick catch up, i think i waited for him longer than meeting him, a Brisbane boy who was lost in his own city, such a bugger noob he is.

5. Ramadhan Mosque Clean-Up

attended by few, quite disheartened when i found out there was no pilau biryani for lunch. come on u indian/pakistani/bangla community. and where were all your daughters? your hospitality reputation is at risk i have to admit. all was good finished the work by Asar. a good day work with a malay-speaking Amin.

big shoutouts of congratulations to Zarip, Cham, Book, Pokchek, N n etc on your wedding/engagement/In-relationship/Not-Sure-What-The-Fuck-Is-Happening status-changing events




so, that's all. 'till i'm bored again take care!!


* many thanks to Abg Usop n family

away

1. work

so far i've worked at 6 different places already; Caboolture, Morayfield, Burpengary, Lakeside, Boronia Heights and Calamvale. In a way, it keeps me away from that boring monotonous routine, but on the other hand, it reduces my cycling mileage significantly. Oh well it's all about the money and how to enjoy yourself while making them.

2. Redcliffe

the beach is located about 30kms from home. it's a very safe beach even by kids standard. the only drawback on the day was i had to share the swim with a shitload of jellyfishes. a good distance for a cycling day out tho.

3. Stoney Creek

the best spot for a retreat around Caboolture area, and IMO it's ten times better than the infamous Sunshine Coast. very secluded, very preserved reserve. unfortunately the day was relatively cool and the water froze the balls the moment u have a dip. but you should know cold temperature is bloody fantastic when it comes to testicles.

4. Pasir Mas

waist depth? perfect for b*lls cooling while looking at bouncy t*ts. pffft!

again, i think it is overrated. the beaches are average, waves are too big for a decent enjoyable swim, too many people to have a quiet time. too touristy and more a pocket pincher than anything else. if you have a lot of money at your disposal, this is a perfect place for you. you've got rides and parks all around. but if you come here just for the sunbaked girls, you are better off going to strip clubs. obviously i am not the latter.

the Malaysian Gold Coast Mosque

oh and the food festival, went there, had a look around and left early. i was not in the mood for rice. but what a job well done by the QLD Muslim community. Please donate generously.

5. League Of Nations

Proud to say we are the pioneering bunch for this interesting multicultural project in the area. The South American team consists of a Malaysian, 2 Peruvians, a Chilean miner, a Mugabe-an and 2 Vietkongs. Despite having only a player on the bench, we managed to record a win on our first game together, a well-placed goal scored by the no 10 left winger, who was often the target of ill-timed tackles by the opposing posers. Cibai punya F*jians, eat shit you f*cking losers, this is a friendly tournament bitch! what a shipload of headless twats they were.  Nothing feels better than a win in a fun-friendly fixture. it's good to speak spanish again, new swear vocabs are just as important.

all's good. till next time, whenever it will be.

paperworks!!

1. work

started at a new place last monday. atm im doing full time at Abbey Gardens, but will be a split part-timer over there and Burpangary Garden in a couple week time. too much paper work, less fun.

what do u do with the 1st german plane shot down in Scotland in WWII?

turn it into a letter opener and give it to ur wife. war can be romantic sometimes.

2. bribie island trip

weather was good, imo the bike is a little bit heavier compared to my orbea despite being composite-alloy. i think it is due to it's purposely built for tri not for race thus the very steady handling. boleh tongkat dagu atas handlebar at 30-40km/h selambe, if u're confident enuf la kan. other than i need to build up my fitness again, it was a pretty text-book 63km cycling trip. forever alone but enjoyable. ha ha.

oh n the surf wasn't too rough so 1hr swim wasn't too bad after all.

3. passport

going to Brisbane today to renew my passport for the 2nd time since i 1st step my very foot on this vast country. been here so long and havn't achieved much, n can't wait to go back one day. selamanya harimau malaya ahahahahaha

dat's it. have a lovely weekend to all.

hepi Oz Day. I'm a bloody asian.

i dunno if this blog is still relevant to people, n if there're still people reading it other than myself, but maybe one day when i'm a prime minister, or waiting for the death sentence in jail, ppl will be offering money for this autobiography.

1. Work

i think careerwise, i wish the Pantai offered me the job before i accepted this one. not the best, but quite a humbling one. i learnt, and still learning a lot from this people, some of them centenaries, about life. i will try to put a few here in later posts.

2. Life

WTF is dat? this feels like foreveralone but worse. but can't really complaint. siapa ada jumpa awek cun* yang sanggup nk dtg sini dok dgn aku, silelah kontek aku secepat mungkin. all-inclusive. the earlier the better. or maybe i should apply for a position at the nearby HJs to keep me busy at night.

3. Queensland

i prefer Adelaide more. something im more familiar with, and cheaper public transport. just going to the beach and back last saturday on the bus cost me about $8. padan muka aku. ombak dah la tahap surfing, boleh dapat sixpac dengan duduk dibantai ombak je. kepala pon boleh concussed. berasap je tengok budak2 nih bersnorkling tiap2 hari cuti. dem ah. skang nih musim ujan, apa lagi boleh pergi kerja pakai kasut futsal pakai alasan kasut basah akibat hujan.

4. Bola

physically, i had a session of ball-kicking with 3 other local dudes last sunday, and that's about it. yup pocketball is never considered a non-contact sport. virtually, it has been quite frustrating for Arsenal Fans. TW14 is shit n does not deserve the starting 11. like RvP, i would have thought Wenger to sub TW14 with Arshavin, but well... enjoy the song...

*tertakluk kepada terma dan syarat

out of place at the new place

31.12.11

went to my ex-roomate wedding in Kelana Jaya, didn't spend much time over there but managed to take some photos with the couple. terbuat lawak sepontan pulak kahkahkah. i think he's up for revenge. hahahaha

then the flight, thanks to those who came, n azad asal boleh nak dtg lambat. masuk2 tros dh nk final call, sempat la lari p toilet n buat ape2 yg patut.siap sempat transfer remaining credit kat una lagi hahaha. ye, xdek party tgk bunga api pon dalam flight tuh, tp stewardess name amy tuh mmg cun la. rugi xamik gamba sepam due, boleh gak buat wallpaper laptop nih r :-"

1.1.12

this was the fastest custom check ever. didnt hav to open my bags or anything, he just asked few quick questions n then i'm a free man. rugi xjadik keldai dadah. abg usop waited for me n sampai2 rumah die, kak noli sudah masak nangka masak lemak. ini silap amik flight ke ape nih gahahahaa enjoyed the stay there, seronok melayan budak2, bawak p main kat padang etc. entah bape kilo naik pon tatau.

7.1.12

moved to the room im renting now. i am living with a hippie lady and her son. she's not home much, semalam pon die p meronggeng p tdo kat beach, pagi td baru die balik. yg best nye die nih mcm vegan, so xdek la bau2 bacon berkumandang dlm rumah. n dlm rumah pon xpkai kasut sbb geng2 nih mmg xpkai kasut. ok la so far, tp agak sangap sbb tv xdek antena la plak. aduih! camne nk tgk docos bersub kuning sbs nih??!! gambar bilik? nnt2 la ok.

the new adventure, starting fresh

9.1.12??

bye bye 2011 & M'sia

bought THE tic last night. KL-Gold Coast 31/12/11 2140 LCCT ler (i baru nk start keje, dh kje kang br boleh naik 1st class hokeh)

okeh sape2 nk prektis adegan2 kejar mengejar AADC ke nk belanje makan mlm ke, ok je. sape2 nk dtg bagi pelempang utk kali terakhir ke nk mintak utang ke pon boleh. tp kl mintak utang tuh sound la dlu xpon bwk machine eftpos la sng.

will be off for KL this afternoon, will b in Kelana Jaya tomorrow for a fren's wedding. sape2 nk jadik driver angkat tangan? okeh xdek xpe aku naik public aje sng.

ade ape2 hal call je aku 01119672695. sp skang aku xhapal2 lg no nih. n yup dis is my no mek oi, cuak2 plak arituh gahahaha!

maka selamat tinggallah all my loved ones in M'sia, including my orange Orbea Euskaltel.huuuuu

home sweet home

quit the job after just 2 weeks. i don't think that kind of job is for me and if you want to talk standard with me, get yours fixed first. met wonderful people tho

anyway, back in the market, jobless but awesome. heh.

meet uncle ihsan

1. new addition

congratulation to ki n his wife a.k.a my ex-classmate. n with my sister's uterus is nearing its bursting period, it is only a matter of time for another young one to come out. apparently they have some kind of MoU about this; not to show me the pictures until both of them r born, n then i'll have to guess who belongs to who.

but they forgot that with all the genetics technology n whatnot, i already able to come up with my own predicament. i already knew the answer even without looking at them. well, ke mana tumpahnya kuah kalau x ke nasik?

jgn marah yer, nnt anak aku kuar korg nyer turn plak (pic removed)

2. study

final week of acute care placement, im happy that i already discharged few patients. hopefully i got good marks for the subject. as for the other subject im doing, the freaking low marks given on my individual assignment proves nothing. i can't give a shit on such shit assigment.

3. kje

malas. sorg mamat baru kne buang kje sbb melecurkan satu pekerje lain pkai lighter. die xtau melecurkan n melacurkan tuh maksud lain. minah yg termelecur tuh mmg sexmaniac yg terkenal serantau alam pon. bese la omputih.

bola minggu nih main home. lawan metrostars, top of the table. team senior kalah lagi. 1st half kne 0-3, final score 3-5.

results: (foxes vs metrostars)
u19: 0-0
Res: 1-1
Sen: 3-5

4. bola

bosan r xbyk bola. dem r

5. beach day

silelah rujuk fb. n plz r jgn komen psl kehenseman aku, aku mmg dh tau lame saje malas nk tunjuk.



sekian. selamat bermain2 dgn baby kpd org2 yg baru beranak.

Krofne & Feijoa nights

1. study

2 more weeks of commuting to the Modbury Hospital to go. everything looks fine at the moment, n i wonder how did i managed tofuck the subject up last year. i guess a year does make a difference.

went to mt barker on wednesday evening for some discussion with my supervisor. one of the staffs offered me a few Feijoa to try. it is a very aromatic fruit, just got to be careful of the not-so-nice pulp.

oh n note case study xbuat lagi + ade test esok. cam bese aku rilek je. dh semulajadi power nk wat camne.

2. kje

dis week main away kat Frank Mitchell Park, Woodville West utk cup round. kepale bengap mane ntah suggest main game malam, so game2 start agak lambat, so aku abes kje lambat r cis. n dlm cup round, gap between game agak panjang in case of extra time, penalty etc, so lagi2 la lame aku kne kje. haih. The Foxes was the title holder last yr, n playing against a lower league club shud b an easy route for us, well, that did not happen.

the results r: Beograd vs Foxes
U19: 0-2
Res: 0-3
Sen: 1-2

this is the 4th lost in a row to the seniors team by the way. n krofne, kuih org2 serbia yg mcm donat tuh.


3. bola

xdek yg interesting pon, main kat padang smlm kejap. EPL pon npk mcm Chelsea akan mng. ManU mng penalti 2 bijik, xconvincing enuff.

4. 1000km+

feb 22nd- april 24th 2010

no im not a cheap bastard who adjust the digital numbers for personal glory.



sekian, cepatlah beranak wahai akakku!

fucking hell

1. bola

some lesson to those playing football, if u r leading, u got to settle on the ball, get the game under your control, pass it around, not to fucking hoof the ball away, or to fucking drop the ball on Titus Bramble's head. the most fucked up display by arsenal i've ever seen after all these years. havn't they learn from West Ham game earlier this year?

same things happened at the cumberland as well, the seniors were leading 3-2 with 10 mins to go, lost 3-4 after 90 mins. n the U-19 lost their first game after the gk fumbled.

Results: foxes vs western strikers
U19: 0-1
Res: 1-0
Sen: 3-4

what a disappointing week of football it was.

2. kje

im currently working 2 shifts a week at the HJ, and sometimes 1 shift. i just find it relaxing and less demanding in term of work-study-life balance.

budak2 yg xbayar or xamik ag jersey silelah bayar/amik cpt. aku xkan deliver kat umah korg, n aku xkan kol korg sbb kredit aku dh kering kontang.

3. study

im in my 4th week of acute care placement at the Modbury Hosp. my mid-placement interim feedback was good, n i am happy about it. so far, i've had 1 patient under me passed away during the weekends, a few confused patients etc. i am enjoying the placement despite that im not really into acute care stuff.

esok ade test. still a lot to read, but lets not get to stressed about it. i will be fine. oh im going to Mt Barker again this wednesday.

4. Graduations

congrats kpd budak2 yg grad. sori la aku xleh dtg makan2 dessert korg. hari2 aku kne lepak hospital.

5. Beranak.

selamat beranak kpd akak aku n akak ipar aku. akak aku tuh mcm akan beranak minggu nih je.



sekian. selamat la ape2 yg korg tgh buat tuh. kl tgk porn tuh jgn excited sgt sampai dpt carpal tunnel syndrome plak.

ps: hepi besday syafiq, sori r xpasan dh lepas wahahaha

Wah byknye tiket nih..!!

1. lambat.

sori lah ye, segale janji2 manis aku utk update tiap2 isnin tuh hanyelah kata2 dusta semata2. nih skang dh pkl 12.23am hari selase waktu tempatan. tp bak kate pepatah spannish ' quien es muy linda vamos con migo a la playa' yg bermaksud 'suke hati aku r, bkn aku pow duit korg pon'. ha camtuh r.

2. bola

ari sabtu arituh, weather forecasted to be 37C, so policy kat sini kl suhu lebey 37C sume aktiviti outdoor dilimitkan or dibatalkan (unless yg pro level). so match U-19 dikensel, n match reserve start pkl 9am n match seniors start pkl 5pm. so aku kne ade sane stendet sejam awal utk prepare player2 agar tak premature ejaculate tgh padang. so dlm pkl 7am aku dh kuar umah cycling ke Bailey reserve yg terletak 20+km dr umah aku.

results: Foxes Vs Cobras

Res: 1-1
Sen: 2-1

dem la makan2 last tuh, xdek r plak kalamari, byk chiken nuggets je bedal fires je r aku b4 aku p bercyle ke umah munir utk usha bola mlm tuh, ala yg ManU kalah 3-1 n Arsenal mng 2-0 tuh, buat2 lpe plak korg nih.

3. Tiket Free

dem la, aku didalam delima siti seri delima. nk g tgk bola or nk g yg fringe nih. nk g ngn sape? sape2 pon boleh jantan ke awek ke xdek hal nyer. yg friday nih komfem xg sbb kje n dh kasik kat org, n yg selase tuh rs cam nk g tp tgk r jadual kje camne. npk gaye kne ayat manager lg r utk tuka shift hehehe.

npk gayenye title king of free tix masih dipegang oleh aku r taun nih. sejak ayie balik nih konfem dh xdek challenger dh.

4. Mt Barker

esok tghari 1st meeting dgn supervisor kat sane. kl boleh nk siapkan projek nih cpt2 so nnt xdek r kelam kabut.

5. housemet

dh penat dh p tny sane2 sini. sape ade info dak2 yg dtg2 sorg2 tuh kasik tau r, dak2 yg dtg ngn group2 nih leceh r.

sekian. update hari selase.

ps:

WTF?!!

Adelaide Hills Community Health Service

1. Kje

start kat Cumberland FC sabtu lepas utk pre-season diorg, spttnye start kamis lepas tp sbb ujan n mls, kasik excuse malas nk dtg training night.

1st time kne lari masuk padang sbb satu budak team away U19 start mcm nangis lepas kne tekel. die suspect broken ankle. tp after check etc, sume still intact. paling trok pon mungkin metatarsal fracture je tp xtau r kne tggu scan dlu. tp cam lawak r plak dak tuh cuak gle.

teringat time aku patah radius-ulna aku dlu, lek je siap leh btolkan balik n jalan2. apa daa budak2 zmn skang nih, badan je besa tp lembik.

results ok gk r, main pon cun.

CUFC vs Noarlunga

U-19 : 5-0
Res: 1-1
Sen: 2-0

aktiviti 40km saturday start balik. wohoo~~!

2. Health Promotion

aku secare randomnye diallocate kat Mt Barker. thanks a lot la, kl aku tau baik aku apply rural je kat newzealand ke lepak sane sebulan dua. option lain die kasik aku kat victor harbour tuh. haram r. xpe r wat je r. topic on excercise & prostate cancer. so para gay sekalian mcm munir jage2 r aku pasnih expert abes r.

pg tadi baru siapkan intro letter, skang tggu diorg reply n progress from dat.

3. Rumah2 kosong

mane r tau ade budak2 baru dok google "rumah kosong adelaide" or "senior macho mencarik housemate jambu", sesat2 leh diorg masuk blog aku, xdek r org yg google "seks makcik2" or "berak" or "ahmad ihsan adelaide" (awek hot mane la stalk aku nih, len kl tinggalkan email, body figure n gamba utk reference k).

so far umah yg ade vacancy yg aku tau adelah umah aku (2), umah mejat (1), umah aie (2, tp xkonfem status), umah jiran aku (nampak cam kosong je) dan umah parent aku kat JB tuh, mcm xckop org je hahaha. sape2 yg nk suro aku tlg iklankan meh r sini.

4. CNY & Valentine's Day

xdapat angpow mahupon bunga or cokelat. nini cokelat celup pon xdek. karut je r sume2 nih. tgk mesia byk kes buang anak. hish. melayu ke omputih ke same je bengap. dah mengandung laki lari (kes kat tpt kje aku nih, sp gado2 kat FB)

oh selamat hari raya cina kepade kawan2 blogger cina aku namely Mr Buaya, Ms Monster, Ms Dramaqueen, Ms Eve (gila boring no nickname) n amoi2 n apek2 yg lain.

reminds me of my family & those good childhood times

sekian selamat hari isnin. jom layan winter olympic.

ps: i think lebanese's baklavas taste better than the greek's

kelas sudah start...

1. kerja

dah start kurgkan hours minggu nih. so hopefully akan ade lebih byk mase utk study or ape2 yg patut.

2. study

kelas dh start pg td, tp masuk lambat, salah tgk jadual.

3. bola

egypt mng african cup n arsenal kalah ngn manU. dem r. huh.

4. lain2

- still tgh carik sape2 yg nk masuk umah aku, dpt sorg pon ok, kl 2 org lg bgs. agak desperate gk nih.

- lagu fevret ex-sulatanah johor, sambil2 berkabung tuh leh r layan.



- member PC ku encik Kucing rupenye sambung phd kat sini, terjumpe arituh time aku tumpang berak kat rumah broadview.

sekian update mingguan.

oh mesin basuhku sayang

Minggu terbosan dan xdek life dlm tempoh setaun kot. while a lot of things r happening in malaysia, like some ultra malay dumbass torched few churches, harga gula naik, AJL 24 (tembam gle siti), pendakian solo 1Malaysiacrap, a lot of football matches played etc, nothing really happened on this side of the world, on my side of the world actually. watched 3-4 movies shows how bored i am.

1. kje

it turned out to b a profitable week, i worked 10 days in a row. not dat im very in love with the job, it's the double pay on day 7, 8, 9 & 10 which got me pumped. that is 20+ hrs of double pay (not including new year). so guys please take more leave during holiday period.

2. bola

dem bosan salji tron in the UK means scarce footballing action. main bola dh xdek org. mungkin aku boleh kontek2 abang fit utk design satu action plan utk mementenkan kehotan body kami nih.

3. med checkup

so dh setel med checkup utk visa, they didnt find anything wrong with me (physically), and the doctor was really friendly, much better than the nurses. my left eyesight deteriorates slightly, otherwise im still at 108/64 range. so it's all good at the moment.

4. gelombang panas

2-3 hari 40+ so semakin rangup r telur2 ktorg kat oz nih. predicted cool front will/should/must reach adelaide around 5am tomorrow morning. so sape2 yg tdo bogel2 tuh jage r kang xpasal2 keras xtentu hala.

exception utk azad yg main salji pkai kain pelekat je

5. mesin basuh

mesin basuh rosak r plak. terpakse r usha ebay carik washing machine baru, n henpon, n roller blades, n external hard disk, n basikal n mcm2 ag. sape2 yg ade washing machine murah2 xpkai tuh kontek aku cpt. haih. byk bende2 rumah nk kne setel nih.

6. mr mos kawen

aku tunggu ko nyer kenduri kat sini. aku lapa nih nk makan nasik minyak ayam adelaide poultry. ayam tpt2 lain aku dh xbape selere r hahaha.

kak yati pon kawen gk

sekian selamat mengenroll subjek beberapa hari akan datang.

lamenye xdpt tgk news...

1. ebay

i won this last saturday. n the 1st reply i received from the seller was after 3 days. then it took him another 2 days to reply the next email. i asked him to send a text msg since i am pretty much working (or sleeping) all the time, and it took another day to gimme a call. then he decided the time and place for me to meet him and pick the thing up. the location is about 15km from my place. i got there 10 mins early and waited for an hr. i didnt hav his no bcoz he is using a private no. he didnt turn up then i decided to just cycle back home to have some afternoon sleep before going to work. 30 mins after leaving he called me asking where i am. fuck u fuck u fuck u bloody vietnamese guy. if u were in the vietkong army, the US army wud have easily steamrolled ur ass and smoked marijuana out of it.
then he said, "ok, lets meet tomorrow". dis time i got his no bcoz he uses another no. so i text him b4 work, detailing the next day's plan. after 3 texts sent, i recieved a reply, offering if i wanna call off the process and he can sell it to his frens. further more, he said he lost the original receipt already. well, easy way out of dealing with such ppl was on offer so i took it. further more, no receipt means no warranty if anything happened.

im guessing dat he's quite reluctant to sell the phone at dat winning price. so kau xnk jual buat ape aku nk beli. baik bli beskal baru lagi bes!

2. keje.

i'm replacing lots of shifts this week. too many ppl fell sick at one time n not many ppl can do burger room close. so it seems dat this friday i'll get a double pay. woho~~!

oh jane riley i miss u!

3. HOPEnhagen

this is the joke of the year. 1400 free prostitutes for the 1500 delegates, now dat is worth all the jets carbon footprints. read here for details.

4. christmas party

will b held tomorrow by the MDA hydro ppl for the MDA hydro ppl at the WCH. it's gonna be full of chatting and less eating. typical boring westerners party.

not much for a week but this will do for now.

this is funny stuffs

x balik raya haji 1430

Khamis lepas pkl 4pm

1. kje

agak bes sbb dok jage front board. so kje2 mcm membasuh tray etc tuh kasik kat budak lain. bersih sket baju aku leh solat sume. tp xbes xleh nk pow2 makanan wahahahaha

2. seat beskal

nasib malang t-shirt kje

bosan arituh, aku pon tukar seat cover beskal aku. sape2 ade fabric dye meh pass kat aku. yg bukan dilute nyer

3. pancake nite out

tgh lepak2 kat vilej budak2 nih ajak berpancake konon2 nk celebrate besday im arituh. siang tuh 43C, mlm tuh pkl 2am pon 31C. makan2 pastuh blk tdo.

few will remain next year

4. bola

futsal weekend nih. so hopefully xinjured. tp kalau injured pon ok gk xyah g kje mlm tuh. full list team members pon aku xdek. main je r

arsenal kalah r plak arituh. main cam hape tah.

5. Raya Haji

arituh mak aku tny balik x raye aji taun nih kat YM. so mcm taun2 lepas, jawapannye still same. rs cam mls nk balik tiap2 taun. Raye haji kat sini Jumaat kot, or sabtu. ala hari ape2 pon ok je. aku kje mlm2.

6. SA sex scandal

the news ere. after i watch some of the channel 7's footage, i think that lady is making these things up for money. the way she answered the Qs as if she's innocent and she didnt seems regretful at all. whatever the outcome is, she's already paid $200K+ for the interview.

but for now, it's good to know dat SA has it's own Bill Clinton.

7. Papadom

i think it brings out the best out of most of the casts. i never tot Que haidar can be dat funy. tapi creepy gle kl ade bapak camtuh.

i know it's a good movie when i managed to finish it in one go.

ps: ramai plak yg kawen taun nih. rugi r plk xdpt dtg. gamba2 lain ade kat sini.

slmt balik mesia kpd una

1. kje

gle bz minggu nih, friday nite, saturday nite. omputih nih dh gile ke ape? friday nite g r clubbing n berprojek2 ngn chix2, ade ke makan beger plak. gle xdek life diorg skang. haih. pnt gle siot shift dedue hari tuh.

hadiah mystery customer sabtu arituh. cayalah!

2. pasal post yg lepas

aku terjumpe quran tuh kat rak2 mesjit wandana. memule aku try nk bace sbb mls nk kuarkan quran kecik aku yg diawet dlm beg aku tuh. bese r org yg g mesjit awal utk solat jumaat mmg r byk mase terluang utk beribadat. tetibe, aku rs pelik n konfius lak nk bace quran tuh. ble usha cover die, die ade tulis "rawah al warsh". so drpd niat murni aku nk bace quran, aku layan lak bace 'preface' die psl origin quran nih n asal usul history sket lebey kurg. n aku compare dgn quran 'rawah hafz'. korg nk tau lebey2 p tny tok guru quran mane2. aku bkn tau sgt tp nampak r die nyer perawi lain2. tp still going back to usman bin affan n 5 bijik quran yg disebarkan zaman2 tuh dlu. nnt ade mase aku g menuntut lebey2 ngn abg aku or sape2. cam bes je.

lps solat aku g jumpe imam tny kat die aku nk bli quran tuh. die kate "we dont sell quran here, u can just take it". mak aih, baik plak pakcik nih, patut r jadik imam. nnt aku bli quran lain letak la sebijik kat situ.

3. main petang

dimana ada aku, disitu ada camerawoman. tp xleh nk menunjukkan kepoweran mcm mggu lps sbb ade rs mcm pelik dkt area2 piriformis n die tarik smpai kaki tuh. fuiyyo. nerve glide problem kot. so xleh nk lari2 sgt.

4. bola

mlm sabtu lepas kje naik beskal mlm2 g umah muniaq utk tgk game Arsenal-Spurs. mng 3-0 tp spttnye boleh laukkan spurs selambe je. dh lame r plak xtgk bola ngn member2. tp munir 2nd half die blah layan awek. chet.

5. una balik

skang nih aku rs die dlm flight dr kolombo ke mane ntah nk balik kl. bosan gle die sampai sume gamba fb aku die komen hahahaha. bgs r dok oversi lame2 jadik tensen ade r. tgk mcm azam tuh, kepale otak tuh dh xbtol dh dok oversi lame2 sgt.

6. panas

ini blom summer ag. npk gaye taun nih panas awal, maka beruntunglah golongan2 yg balik mesia taun nih. tp kalau panas lambat, maka rugilah golongan2 yg balik mesia utk summer. dh la balik mesia panas, makan banyak sure jadik gemok nyer, dtg balik pon panas ag.

tips2 menghadapi musim panas:

-waktu siang, tutup sume tingkap n pintu n ape2 lubang yg ade kat umah. sbb angin siang panas.
-waktu malam bukak sume lubang2 yg ade. sbb angin malam xpanas.
-waktu siang dan malam berbogelanlah jika berkesempatan
-bli aiskrim byk2. mmg bes.
-bli sprinkler dok dpn kipas. sprinkle kan diri anda tiap2 2 menet.
-g lepak kat umah dak2 village. xyah bazir bil letrik umah sendirik utk pasang ekon.

ps: xhot pon heliza tuh, dh r watak die bosan gle dlm cte tuh. argh aku terpedaya dgn hasutan rakan2.

new song on the playlist

1. kerja

camtuh r, same je mcm dlu.

dikasik oleh Amber*

2. Physical Activity

kat conference arituh ade membuat beberape test kat booth2 berlainan.

2km-walk fitness test

perubahan2 yg perlu dilakukan

result fitness test tuh agak meragukan atas beberape factor seperti kenaikan berat badan selepas raya, perlantakan dessert secare pukal 3 hari sekali selama 4 hari berturut2, ankle sprain aku yg kne lps raye arituh dan juga cara set-up machine & apparatus tuh. tp looking at the bright side, i've got something to work on. bosan gak kl xdke bende nk diimprove lol. so sape2 yg xpaham gamba 2nd tuh, i need to reduce 1.6kg of fat mass n tambah 2.5kg muscle mass. test nih pon boleh diargue sbb aku timbang dgn henpon wallet camera dlm poket. ape2 aktiviti pon, sustainablity yg paling penting.

3. bola

memandangkan dh 2 hari org xmain bola kat Robe Tce, aku pon join r geng2 rugby touch. rugby btol2 aku xberani, dlu kne rempuh ngn mamat bagak gle kat skola tros aku xmain dah. touch2 bole r sket2. tp sbb dh lame xbersenam lepas raye arituh mmg sakit2 plak satu badan. rs mcm malas nk g kje je haha. clip ade kat sini. lawak lak main ptg2 pon ade clip2 siap. tq kpd cik2 yg dtg utk merekod kepoweran aku. hahahahah

berita lain psl bola, ManU kalah 2-0, tp arsenal boleh plak seri 2-2 after leading 2-0. gle xpuas ati aku. ape bende r. haih. frust2.

ckop utk season nih, tggu season dpn plak

4. valve adaptor

pasti org2 yg terusha status ym aku pasal valve adaptor tuh dok terpk2 apekebendekah menatant tersebut. dan pelbagai2 soalan lain ygturut terpacul drpd pemikiran manusia2 yg bosan xtau nk pk psl bende lain. so nih r gambo die aku ltk sini. so next time kl ilang ag leh r korg tlg carik or korg tlg blikan je tros kat kedai beskal. aku bli baru smlm sbb dh xtahan dgn tahap kekempisan tayar. tetibe tadi terpk lak utk swap kusyen sofa tpt aku bermastautin nih, n tgk2 ade plak yg lame berkhalwat dicelah2 kusyen ibarat pertapaan seorang sami di dalam gua di pergunungan tibet. haih.

baru vs lama

5. lagu2

skang nih aku pon xtau tetibe rs bes lak lagu the killers - can u read my mind tuh. taun lps layan camtuh2 je.

n satu ag, aku dh letak lagu yg baru. lagu stand by me version macam2 org campo2. terjumpe kat blog kak yati. aku rase cam bes je. clip die ag bes tp sape2 yg nk save quota internet tuh layan mp3 je ckop r. ade kat playlist sidebar tuh.

menarik2 hmm..

sekian, aku nk tdo jap pastuh kne masak pastuh nk g kje. haih.

*Amber adalah manager kegilaan Eddy sebelom die kawen dlu hahaha.

pre-brisbane post

1. kje

hari2 kerja dari selasa sampai jumaat. ok la at least ade bende nk wat.

2. collectibles

minggu lepas telah terjumpa sebijik olympus trip 35 (1968). dlu dh beli sebijik minolta 7s (1966) tp dh kasik kat adik aku (jgn kasik kat org len lak). eddy dh sms aku kasik tau satu ag collection jersey arsenal aku dh dibeli n will b on it's way here. cun la.

rumet aku yg kiut terkantoi menggayakan trip 35 aku secara haram

3. Gone Fishing

orait, kemere on, record nih k. bendera ready, parang ready, face mask ready.
"a'uzubillahi minassyaitaanirrajim. walaaa tahsabannallazina qutiluu fi sabiilillaahi amwata, bal ahyaa'u 'inda rabbihim yurzaquuun. ooo u all the infide.... eh silap intro plak. cut cut!"

pkl 4 pg aku dikejutkan oleh azri utk sidai baju kje yg dibasuh lepas blk kje pkl 12.30am. aku dh sound manager awal2 suro kansel shift aku hari sabtu. dkt2 pkl 5 Safwan amik aku n pastuh pumpampumpam kumpul2 kat al-khalil mosque 6.30am gerak g wallaroo. misi org lain adalah utk memancing, misi aku adalah utk berendam, makan2 n lepak2 je. so ape bende pancing aku xbawak. misi ini dianjurkan oleh FAMSY n led by bro Bilal Moraby. sampai spot memancing no 1, aku dh konfius "eh camne nk mancing nih, xdek shopping complex or bus station pon kat sini?" dh lame2 br r aku paham, kat sini spot baik utk memancing chix2/milf kaya yg dok lepak2 atas yatch n boat. tp memandangkan misi aku adalah utk berendam dlm air sejuk mcm ais nih, aku pon kasik can r kaki2 pancing memancing n aku g berendam sorg2. tghari makan tghari pastuh sambung menyotong plak. last2 ptg pnt diorg wat ape ntah aku g tdo dlm kete sp maghrib. mlm sampai umah pkl 12 lebey. 1st prize dpt kat en samir yg dgn machonya menewaskan sotong kurita dengan sebelah tgn tetapi gelabah bila mendapati kunci rumah die termisplaced. apa daa!

the fallen fishermen

gamba2 len ade kat sni. x amik byk gamba sbb mls n kemere lupe nk charge. gamba2 len nk kne tgu en samir or en syazwan r plk.

4. Brisbane-ing

14-18/10/09. thanks to sportsmed yg membayar sume2 bende spt flight tix, hotel, rego fee dan lain2. xpack pape ag. nk kne kol qantas dlu tny bape kilo luggage die kasik.

5. bagan pinang by-election.

p bace sotkaba r, tp jgn caye utusan al-kazib tuh.


ps: mlm kang dh kje balik. ape boleh buat nasib badan.

2009 Premier League champions

so holiday started as soon as i submitted the assignment last friday. well, i have to admit it is pretty boring at the moment, but previous week hasnt been short of excitement at all.

1. Iftars

at last, i managed to let loose of working burden, and joined the IDC iftar last Friday. and for few days i managed to have tarawih at the mosques.woho.

2. Bazar Ramadhan

a bazaar ramadhan was held at the adelaide uni lawn last saturday. i did not spend much since i got to go to work afterwards. 2 things we can see from the event, a) we Malaysians love our food regardless the race (kesian plak aku tgk stall makcik bosnia tuh) n b) most of the ppl who responded to issua's banners/posters are malaysian. i shall not give further comment on that.

3. Adebedebahyoor

when Adebayor landed the mancity deal last summer (in the UK), i know that Arsenal is losing a very good players. He is strong in the air, he can hold the ball and he is quicker than Theo Walkot. but i guess his attitudes and antics make the fans threw shit at him, and after the weekend clash, it makes the fans wanna throw shitload of shit at him repetitively, until he suffocate and die in deep shit like this guy. i can understand his reaction/ celebration after he scored against his old club (well, y shouldnt he?), but stomping an ex-team mate in the face INTENTIONALLY is just too much.

well, a lost is a lost and talking about it wont change anything, but i guess AW's decision to sell him is justified.

4. Final Fixture of 2009

so the Foxes played their final fixture for the season at the Hindmarsh, against the top-of-the-table Croydon. this time we were placed in a smaller room to give way to superleague teams playing later that day. after 90 mins n extra time, the score was 1-1. another penalty shootout to decide the league title. The Foxes completed their double as the GK again was the hero after he saved the 4th opponent's penalty (they missed 2 earlier, which 1 of them is one of the most hooribly taken spotkick ever, it was 5m wide off the post). too bad i wasnt able to stay any longer with the ppl since i have to go to Adelaide city mosque n then went to work at 8pm. the sweetest thing is, i received a winners' medal as well wahahahahaha! wahahahahahah!!!!

what an end to a fairytale season

5. Melbourne

i already packed my stuffs. a bag less than 7kg for a week stay (yes, ade alasan xupdate). budak2 melben silelah organise bola + makan2 sebanyak2 yg anda boleh k. thanks. i love u.

SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF ZAHIR BATIN KALAU XNAK MAAFKAN LANTAK KORG LA PEDULIK HAPE AKU. KL NK HANTAR KAD RAYE KE KUIH RAYE KE DUIT RAYE KE JGN MALU2 KONTEK AKU K. N SAPE2 YG XBAYAR ZAKAT AG TUH SILELAH BAYAR. SELAMAT MENAMbAH BERAT & UKURLILIT PINGGANG DI MUSIM PERAYAAN
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tq org sotkaba. I love u too

gamba2 lain (iftar umah Im, Flinders Uni etc ade kat sini.