away

1. work

so far i've worked at 6 different places already; Caboolture, Morayfield, Burpengary, Lakeside, Boronia Heights and Calamvale. In a way, it keeps me away from that boring monotonous routine, but on the other hand, it reduces my cycling mileage significantly. Oh well it's all about the money and how to enjoy yourself while making them.

2. Redcliffe

the beach is located about 30kms from home. it's a very safe beach even by kids standard. the only drawback on the day was i had to share the swim with a shitload of jellyfishes. a good distance for a cycling day out tho.

3. Stoney Creek

the best spot for a retreat around Caboolture area, and IMO it's ten times better than the infamous Sunshine Coast. very secluded, very preserved reserve. unfortunately the day was relatively cool and the water froze the balls the moment u have a dip. but you should know cold temperature is bloody fantastic when it comes to testicles.

4. Pasir Mas

waist depth? perfect for b*lls cooling while looking at bouncy t*ts. pffft!

again, i think it is overrated. the beaches are average, waves are too big for a decent enjoyable swim, too many people to have a quiet time. too touristy and more a pocket pincher than anything else. if you have a lot of money at your disposal, this is a perfect place for you. you've got rides and parks all around. but if you come here just for the sunbaked girls, you are better off going to strip clubs. obviously i am not the latter.

the Malaysian Gold Coast Mosque

oh and the food festival, went there, had a look around and left early. i was not in the mood for rice. but what a job well done by the QLD Muslim community. Please donate generously.

5. League Of Nations

Proud to say we are the pioneering bunch for this interesting multicultural project in the area. The South American team consists of a Malaysian, 2 Peruvians, a Chilean miner, a Mugabe-an and 2 Vietkongs. Despite having only a player on the bench, we managed to record a win on our first game together, a well-placed goal scored by the no 10 left winger, who was often the target of ill-timed tackles by the opposing posers. Cibai punya F*jians, eat shit you f*cking losers, this is a friendly tournament bitch! what a shipload of headless twats they were.  Nothing feels better than a win in a fun-friendly fixture. it's good to speak spanish again, new swear vocabs are just as important.

all's good. till next time, whenever it will be.