Wednesday, December 09, 2009

lamenye xdpt tgk news...



1. ebay

i won this last saturday. n the 1st reply i received from the seller was after 3 days. then it took him another 2 days to reply the next email. i asked him to send a text msg since i am pretty much working (or sleeping) all the time, and it took another day to gimme a call. then he decided the time and place for me to meet him and pick the thing up. the location is about 15km from my place. i got there 10 mins early and waited for an hr. i didnt hav his no bcoz he is using a private no. he didnt turn up then i decided to just cycle back home to have some afternoon sleep before going to work. 30 mins after leaving he called me asking where i am. fuck u fuck u fuck u bloody vietnamese guy. if u were in the vietkong army, the US army wud have easily steamrolled ur ass and smoked marijuana out of it.
then he said, "ok, lets meet tomorrow". dis time i got his no bcoz he uses another no. so i text him b4 work, detailing the next day's plan. after 3 texts sent, i recieved a reply, offering if i wanna call off the process and he can sell it to his frens. further more, he said he lost the original receipt already. well, easy way out of dealing with such ppl was on offer so i took it. further more, no receipt means no warranty if anything happened.

im guessing dat he's quite reluctant to sell the phone at dat winning price. so kau xnk jual buat ape aku nk beli. baik bli beskal baru lagi bes!

2. keje.

i'm replacing lots of shifts this week. too many ppl fell sick at one time n not many ppl can do burger room close. so it seems dat this friday i'll get a double pay. woho~~!

oh jane riley i miss u!

3. HOPEnhagen

this is the joke of the year. 1400 free prostitutes for the 1500 delegates, now dat is worth all the jets carbon footprints. read here for details.

4. christmas party

will b held tomorrow by the MDA hydro ppl for the MDA hydro ppl at the WCH. it's gonna be full of chatting and less eating. typical boring westerners party.

not much for a week but this will do for now.


this is funny stuffs

9 comments:

oryza sativa said...

haha.. kelakar yg berak in english tu...

Jimi Teratas said...

Orang search menda tah apa2, dapat link blog kau. LOL!

Lutfie said...

cuba tukar nama blog kau MARIA OZAWA BERAK.sure kalah redtube, i mean youtube.

ahmad syafiq al-gonzalez said...

adaweb utk cek id org ebay. tapi x igt.

zacharias said...

fuh, sape la search bab makcik2 tu. nenek2 tak mo ke?

zacharias said...

yang berak tu, sure budak mesia study kat michigan. wei lain kali bawak la kamus dwibahasa keluaran dewan bahasan dan pustaka

Abang Ben said...

bagi -ve je kat seller tu... habis cerita. Lepas tu komplen sekali kat eBay.

ihsan_huhu said...

amiruddin:
tuh r sengal gk

azmi:
aku try search bkn blog aku yg 1st result pon.

Lutfie:
redtube tuh pebende? yg ko sll tgk pagi2 tuh ke?

syafiq:
watper nk chek id ebay org. buang karen je

ki:
tuh r psl. makcik2 tuh hahahaha.

abg ben:
aku nk tggu die kasik feedback kat aku dlu, nnt aku reply negative r wahahah

mangkuk statik said...

jgn gelakkan mereka ihsan
1. Org yg carik cerite seks makcik2 tu mungkin golongan "pakcik2" atau atuk' yg ingin meng-jumpstart zakar mereka yg sudah lusuh di mamah usia, untuk di pergunakan kpd " makcik2" a.k.a bini kerepot mereka.
2. Org michigan yg carik berak in English mungkin budak baru blaja Inglish, jadi tak tau camner nak mintak cikgu untuk pegi toilet...Aku tau ape mamat tu pikir. Takkan nak kata.." Plis teacher, I want to go shitting" Mesti ada word lain untuk berak. Jadi info itu adalah kritikal untuk mengelakkan insiden ke-ter-berak-kan di kelas.