710m above sea level

adoi. malas la plak nk tulis pjg2. basically sabtu lepas Ringgosteen & Ex-bos aku yg perasan macho tuh telah mengorganise satu cycling trip yg konon2nye berobjektifkan fitness dan show off semata2. program pendakian solo 1malaysia nih disertai oleh aku, tokey SB, ringgo dan Nazerul mclovin. konon2 nk start pkl 7am from the vlg, pkl 5.30am aku dh bgn setelkan brekfes sume utk cycle g city. dh la sejuk. atas budi bicara ringgo, die agree utk start lambat sket, pkl 8am. so 7.30am aku dh start cycle so dat aku sampai the vlg on time.

namun, bak kata pepatah "malang xberbau" xmcm perfume awek2 yg boleh dihidu dari seberang jalan, ringgo mengalami komplikasi dgn basikal yg cube di pow dr budak jr. RINGGO TELAH FAIL UTK MENGEPAM TAYAR BESKAL DAN TERSANGKUT DI BAWAH JAMBATAN ibarat layang2 terputus talian hayatnya. silalah gelakkan beliau wahahahahah! namun setelah mendapat konsultasi dr aku yg berpengalaman lagi bestari ini, mission kami berjaya diteruskan, dan perjalanan bermula pada jam. 11am (7.30am waktu mesia). baru la pendakian solo 1malaysia.

wahahahaha!

Plan asal nk g sp Eagle on the hill, tp berpegangkan kepade prinsip "we don't accept cup half full, only full C cup & above", ktorg meneruskan pendakian. bak kate org2 tua kat kampung ringgo, sedikit sedikit lame2 jadik penat. fuih mmg penat gile tuh.

muka separa puas, baru half way oi!

berbekalkan ketabahan, kegigihan dan ketakwaan, ktorg berjaye menamatkan cycling kat Mt Lofty Summit pd pkl 1.30pm, selepas beberape pit stop akibat perbezaan rutin workout. sbg contoh, main routine nazeerul adelah menolak basikal manakala main rutin ex-bos adelah mengambil gamba. routine aku mcm bese mengusha keindahan ciptaan tuhan. routine ringgo plak aku xbape sure, mungkin utk usha2 gunung utk start lombong kot. by the time sampai kat atas tuh sume bekalan makanan aku dah tandus. nazeerul plak dgn selambe je menghabeskan stok air aku midway. dem r.

kayuh sampai gila

utk menyelebratekan kejayaan ktorg yg tiada tolok bandingannya itu, ktorg telah lunch kat cafe atas tuh. dem abes $80 lebey kurg. mcm bese makanan die mesti r spesel. aku telah mengorder "special south australian beer buttered rake with chips and salad" a.k.a fish&chips (bese r cafe exclusive name nk kne fancy). dem. sape la punye idea nk makan kat sini. nafsu serakah xleh nk tahan lapar sp turun bawah.

waiting for a fren left behind: priceless

lepas makan ktorg yg beriman nih pon solat r berjemaah kat atas tuh, berkiblatkan kaabah tapi diselang seli permandangan berupa bidadari seksi pelbagai bentuk yg lalu lalang. makin byklah pahala ktorg dapat npk gayenye. lepas puas amik gamba ktorg pon start turun. mak aih, xsampai 20mins dh sampai bawah. gle xpuas ati.

anugerah peserta terbaik aku kasi kat nazeerul. walaupon aku expect die pull out 30mins into the program, die berjaya mengatasi kementalannya utk sampai kat atas tuh. gile ape. kl aku dah lame aku balik tdo makan aiskrim.

sampai2 vlg sume bedal nasik plak. aku telah membedal 4 ketul ayam dan nasik sekaligus, menggambarkan kerakusan kami terhadap kejayaan yg membanggakan. mlm tuh plak aku cycle balik paradise sbb landlord aku nk dtg kutip sewa pg esok tuh.

been there done that, n i'm looking fwd to do it again. dis time kte race plak r. nih kne benti2 tggu budak tolak beskal sambil makan mamee mmg xleh blah r oi.

saturday well spent. too bad i wont be as free on saturdays starting next week. i'll be back with the Cumby boys, hoping for another successful season.

gamba2 lain yg aku amik ade kat sini. laporan drpd ex-bos aku ade kat sini & sini. oi pass sini gamba2 dlm kemere korg.

sekian. selamat maju jaya.

ps: stuff work, study, bola dis week.

kelas sudah start...

1. kerja

dah start kurgkan hours minggu nih. so hopefully akan ade lebih byk mase utk study or ape2 yg patut.

2. study

kelas dh start pg td, tp masuk lambat, salah tgk jadual.

3. bola

egypt mng african cup n arsenal kalah ngn manU. dem r. huh.

4. lain2

- still tgh carik sape2 yg nk masuk umah aku, dpt sorg pon ok, kl 2 org lg bgs. agak desperate gk nih.

- lagu fevret ex-sulatanah johor, sambil2 berkabung tuh leh r layan.



- member PC ku encik Kucing rupenye sambung phd kat sini, terjumpe arituh time aku tumpang berak kat rumah broadview.

sekian update mingguan.

Happy Australia Day 2010

1. Kje

sejak akhir2 nih rs mcm tensen lak kje. mungkin sbb org2 yg kje skalik tuh lembap2 belake. sape2 yg kje closing tau r betape tensennye kje ngn org2 lembap time close. haih. on a better note, amber called me just now, asking me if i can work tomorrow. yes double pay wahahahaha!

n mggu lps dh dpt email from Cumberland Utd, pre season matches akan start ujung bulan nih. i'll start commuting to n fro the Bailey reserve not until feb. saje buat2 bz konon hahahaha.

2. Visa

my visa extension application has been approved, which enables me to stay here until mid yr 2011. hopefully i'll be working as a proper physio around that time. amin.

3. Sports

i havnt been lucky last nite, all the team/person i backed to win lost. 1st up, it was fernando gonzalez lost to roddick. Roddick was childish to whinge abt the fan, well he was losing at that moment. just keep ur money n shut up dude. these ppl pay a lot to watch u play.

then, arsenal were humiliated by stoke city. they were rather more a weakened backline than a weakened side. lack of organisation at the back cost the team heavily. well, same old story and we'll see how these boys will respond against Aston Villa this thursday.

finalmente, i spent sometime watching Ivory Coast Vs Algeria. straight away we can see why Algeria able to qualify to the WC later this yr. the dessert fox were sharp on the attack, and made the Ivorians look average. eventho Kolo Toure's was mistakenly ruled off-side, Algeria were the deserved winner.

4. TDU '10

i managed to join the crowd of cycling lovers touring the Tour Village last week to catch a glimpse of the stars. dapat gk free lip balm beberape bijik n other free stuffs, n test brg2 yg pelik2.

Andre Griepel a.k.a the Gorilla, the tour winner


Robbie McEwen -3rd


awek steward kat situ dpt signature Armstrong
(aku mmg terel wat2 frenly dgn awek steward yg kiut2)

5. Change, yes we dont give a crap!

aku skang offically pindah dok ruang tamu, so tinggal lah rumet aku en syafiq seorg diri dlm bilik dlu tuh. senangla die nk bergayut2 n berjiwang mlm2 kang. balik kang selamat r ko kemas bilik tuh wahahahah!

bende2 yg dibeli dlm mggu lps

sekian, happy Australia Day to all including those who took sickie today. good on ya!

how ironic

ps: officially skang aku dok sorg kat umah, azri baru blah g melben td. gamba2 lain ade kat sini

Mesin basuh part II

1. Kje

cam bese xdek ape yg menarik.

2. Study

dah enroll sume subjek utk taun nih, hopefully my final yr. cuak siot tgk subjek2 nih dem r. waktu tdo pon nk kne btolkan balik nih.

3. Barang2 baru

last week berjaye bli 2nd hand washing machine $50 drpd seorg makcik beranak 2. nasib baik anak ko kecik ag.

n berjaye jugak mengebay sepasang roller blades utk aktiviti praktis2 bile bosan.

4. Bola

Setelah seminggu yg bosan tanpa football action, Arsenal mng 2-0 smlm. next fixtures shud be crucial for the title bid. Bolton, Aston Villa, ManU, Chelsea & Liverpool consecutively. not the best timing since a lot of players r still injured and re-injured and Alex Song is in Africa.

5. TDU 2010

Lance Armstrong is in town, so do Robbie McEwen, Cadel Evans etc. wish i had joined the Lance Twitter ride last saturday, but i was too lazy to go down there early in the morning. i'm going to get some of the tour's merchandises tomorrow or later this week hopefully.

6. Budak2 pindah

oi umah aku ade 2 kosong nih. 1 bilik sorg satu lg share. sape nk masuk kontek asap. thanks.

sekian update mingguan.

oh mesin basuhku sayang

Minggu terbosan dan xdek life dlm tempoh setaun kot. while a lot of things r happening in malaysia, like some ultra malay dumbass torched few churches, harga gula naik, AJL 24 (tembam gle siti), pendakian solo 1Malaysiacrap, a lot of football matches played etc, nothing really happened on this side of the world, on my side of the world actually. watched 3-4 movies shows how bored i am.

1. kje

it turned out to b a profitable week, i worked 10 days in a row. not dat im very in love with the job, it's the double pay on day 7, 8, 9 & 10 which got me pumped. that is 20+ hrs of double pay (not including new year). so guys please take more leave during holiday period.

2. bola

dem bosan salji tron in the UK means scarce footballing action. main bola dh xdek org. mungkin aku boleh kontek2 abang fit utk design satu action plan utk mementenkan kehotan body kami nih.

3. med checkup

so dh setel med checkup utk visa, they didnt find anything wrong with me (physically), and the doctor was really friendly, much better than the nurses. my left eyesight deteriorates slightly, otherwise im still at 108/64 range. so it's all good at the moment.

4. gelombang panas

2-3 hari 40+ so semakin rangup r telur2 ktorg kat oz nih. predicted cool front will/should/must reach adelaide around 5am tomorrow morning. so sape2 yg tdo bogel2 tuh jage r kang xpasal2 keras xtentu hala.

exception utk azad yg main salji pkai kain pelekat je

5. mesin basuh

mesin basuh rosak r plak. terpakse r usha ebay carik washing machine baru, n henpon, n roller blades, n external hard disk, n basikal n mcm2 ag. sape2 yg ade washing machine murah2 xpkai tuh kontek aku cpt. haih. byk bende2 rumah nk kne setel nih.

6. mr mos kawen

aku tunggu ko nyer kenduri kat sini. aku lapa nih nk makan nasik minyak ayam adelaide poultry. ayam tpt2 lain aku dh xbape selere r hahaha.

kak yati pon kawen gk

sekian selamat mengenroll subjek beberapa hari akan datang.

2010

1. kje

worked on NY eve & new yr. so tgk bunge api kat tv je r. after midningth public transport free so p uni kejap utk sort out locker kat uni tuh, dh mcm stor alatan sukan dah locker tuh.

kje 7 days in a row, so dapat double pay smlm(+double pay kje on new yr). xsabar nk tgk bape juta aku dpt utk pay yg akan datang.

2. bola

dah xdek org main bola dah so skang nih tgk bola je r. xdek bola layan NFL n kriket (kamon la pakistan!). layan je. rs cam nk g us plak tgk NFL, mcm semangat gle je die nyer fan. ade band n cheering squad yg tergedik2. xsangke ade gk cheerchix yg gemok. haha.

ManU kalah ngn Leeds. ha ha!

3. budak2 balik

makan2 seafood dgn budak2 nih n 2x p epot hantar budak2. dah malas nk p epot dh. dh bosan plak usha makcik blonde tuh hahaha.

4. Allah to be used by non-muslims

lek r name Allah ade 99 pe. hehe. mls nk discuss kat sini. korg p la bace kat tpt2 yg boleh pkai sket. kl discuss kat sini same je mcm discuss kat UMNO belia 4B punya website, mengarut2!

5. lain2

- Jen Hawkins posed naked for mag cover unretouched revealing her not-so-perfect bits to promote healthy body image. it was remarked as 'brave' by some, n she wouldnt dare to do it 2 yrs ago. yeah, nobody can afford to pay her shud she did this 2 yrs ago. if the campaign succeed, men r not going to look for girl with perfect body anymore, 'imperfect' body like jen's will do.

- dlm sebulan nih ahli rumah akan bertukar2. 2 akan kuar n mayb sorg akan masuk kot. sorg ag nnt nk kne cilok from somewhere.

sekian update mingguan. no new yr resolutions etc. malas.

2009 wrap ups

1. X-mas

my christmas pressie


hasil hari bertumbuk

2. kje

xg kje smlm sbb rs cm nk demam. tp still cycling city-t3-paradise boxing day nyer pasal.

3. bola

arsenal mng smlm. fab main 20+ mins score 2 bijik pastuh kuar injured. npk mcm bukan injury yg trok. paling lame pon aku rs 2 mggu out.

futsal smlm xjoin atas pelbagai sebab. dgr cte budak2 nih kenduri pak2 arab tuh smlm. congrats2.

4. 2009 recap

study:

2009 will b remembered as a 'complecancy vs potential' year. it started well with 2 additionl to our family members, huhahuha kat bali etc. it was full of promises until disaster structs mid feb. i got 2 safety warnings thus failed the acute care placement. i guess i was too complacent & didnt work hard enuff to get tru the placement. then came the adult rehab placement, which i think i worked the hardest ever. i managed to scrape tru to pass the 4-week placement. i really had to plan my week ahead, so dat i can reach dat work(2 works)-study-bola balance. 1-hr afternoon nap was a rare treat for me truout the 4 weeks. i spent most of my time either at work or at uni preparing the paperworks. thank god i passed all other 3 placements, which some of them i believe i could hav done better.

finance:

i started working at HJ in feb, with the help of eddy, n my bank acct grew healthily eversince. i've robbed >10k of HJ to date, and i still have 2 other part time works which r enuff to cover the rent & bills. the most important thing is, im more independent and shud i fucked up my subjects (again), i got money to cover them. at this age, being independent is the most important thing. stuff girls & football!..err... that cant b rite. stuff whatever got to b stuffed for now.

social:

social time is significantly reduced due to bz working-studying schedule. im lucky if i get 1 afternoon of football a week, and overnight at other ppl's places are not as frequent anymore (much to you ppl's comfort). im not dumping frens for money, it just something i have to do, which i already explain above.

i also spent less time for ISOC activities (keimanan mcm berkurang je skang nih), less news watched n less free tixs received as well. i didnt hav the time to watch adelaide utd matches at the stadium yet the 2 visits there (cup & league finals) were the most memorable of all.

other things dat happened:

the good: beraya dgn ki, sponsored berhuhahuha in brisbane
the bad: a lot (typical)
can't complain: tokwan meninggal, work sux!

to conclude this, i would like to say sorry if i did anything wrong to anybody, esp those ppl who finished their study already. kalau aku ade hutang kasik tau, kl hutang budi nk claim pon kasik tau. kl korg hutang aku tuh pandai2 r bayar k!

so hopefully 2010 will b the yr i study harder to graduate in dec, and making some more money along the way.

Good Football Week II

1. Bola.

Team mesia di bawah pimpinan Rita Rudaini berjaya memenagi pingat emas. tuh baru satu Rita Rudaini, blom satu kumpulan awek2 mcm rita rudaini bergelek atas padang ag. sure boleh menang world cup tros!

they look deflated but hot

Arsenal mng 3-0, manU kalah 3-0, Liverpool kalah 2-0 n Chelsea seri 1-1. wahahahaha. Big 4 teams please continue this pattern please.

2. Kje

mcm bese kje. argh dh r len kl xyah tulis dh psl kje. haih.

3. Med Checkup

got an email from DIMIA requesting a medical check up to be done within 7 days. so i went to the DIMIA building and waited on the q for about 40 mins, but only to be told that i hav to make an appointment 1st tru the phone. they could hav wrote dat in the email but i wonder y they r so stupid to inform me earlier.
so no big deal, i rang the number and booked myself for the 8.20am slot on the next day. again, much to my disappointment, the office only starts operating at 8.30am, and i still have to q. what kind of fucked up system r they using?
so another $240+ gone and i'll have to undergo the 2nd check up on january the 4th.

4. Taun Baru 1431

owh lagi 3 or 4 hari besday aku yg ke 25 dlm kalendar hijrah. azam taun baru, nk setelkan azam taun baru taun lps. kre ok r tuh.

5. Congrats Naq

congrats naq yg bertunang usha dlm webcam. nnt kenduri ko psg r webcam leh gk aku usha hahahaah

dah r ckop r tuh. tggu je r mggu dpn plak. shuh shuh!

ps: fuih, ade org kat istanbul usha blog aku. oi ki, tgh honeymoon pon layan blog ke? ape brg hahaha

Good Football Week

1. Bola

Mesia masuk final. wohoo~~!. Arsenal pon mng ngn Liverpool. wohoo~~!. ManU kalah wohoohohoho~~!

2. Kje

mcm bese. komen byk2 pon xgune. kje berkadar terus dgn duit. lgpon cti2 nih bosan plak kl xbuat pape.

3. Misconception of berak.

terjumpe dlm toilet unisa city west campus. smart ass mane ntah tulis nih. dasar budak2 bisness know no shit abt shitting but that's all they're good at, shitting ppl to sell shit. kes2

- hanye org cirit je yg berak dipengaruhi graviti. angkasawan pon berak dlm vacuum pe.
- position paling optimum adelah hip flexed >90 degree, so kl sape2 ade problem berak tuh try r.
- lubang bontot bukan straight. kl kene sontot byk kali pon xkan jadik straight gk.
- dah ckop r byk2 kang korg konfius lak. sape2 yg ade permasalah berak nk tny lebey2, nnt aku korek2 balik notes 2nd yr psl berak2 nih kl ade.

4. X-mas

gle makcik2 jiran2 aku nih pasang lampu liplap hias umah sket punye dasat. mmg kampong abes r. hahahah. nnt bebile rajin aku amik gamba.

tuh dia pavlova...

gamba2 krismas party dgn MDA arituh ade kat sini.

5. Kodak Instamatic 92.

saje pusing2 terjumpe bli je r. murah je pon. tp aku check2 x rare sgt so xbape mahal. nih ade member aku mintak tlg promotekan blog die. blog kemere2. aku xdpt komisyen ape2 pon promote blog die nih. tlg member2 carik makan. aku mmg baik hati.

6. on being hard on ppl

aku rs kadang2 aku nih agak kejam terhadap org lain. ayat mcm "tuh r sape suro boros padan la muke xdek duit" or "sape suro xg klas padan la muke ko fail" or "harap je blaja tinggi2 bende common sense pon xtau"

sbb ape? sbb ape yg jadik kat korg tuh jadik kat aku satu hari nnt, aku pon expect org ckp camtuh gk so xdek hal la. padan la muke aku, sape suro bodo btol x?

7. Masjid baru

Ini bukan cerita sape2 nk kawen. nih Mesjit wandana skang nih tgh kutip duit utk buat mesjit baru. diorg nk kene collect at least $600K before March 2010. so sape2 yg ade duit lebey2 tuh silelah menderme. stop la shopping baju2 tuh, summer2 nih panas mane ade org pkai baju sgt. sape2 yg nk mintak tlg aku masukkan duit dlu pon boleh xdek hal. ckp je bape. janji byr blk r. sape2 tau kre valid x kalau bayar zakat direct kat account nih? aku nk tny imam td tp die dok bz plak.

details account

kpd kawan2 yg kawen time cuti nih (mache, dayah&gebok, muslim, sayur, tomok, kak yati etc) n yg kawen tgh taun dpn (zati, eiha etc), selamat r korg kawen. konfem aku xleh datang nyer atas sebab2 yg boleh dielakkan tp bak kata pepatah agi idup agi ngelaban. selamat duit aku xyah bli hadiah kawen korg wahahaha

8. Funi & Wangwang

semalam dh start dh open for public. xpe, ade 10 tahun ag utk tgk. tp kne p tgk gk camne2 pon

sekian. selamat la korg.

lamenye xdpt tgk news...

1. ebay

i won this last saturday. n the 1st reply i received from the seller was after 3 days. then it took him another 2 days to reply the next email. i asked him to send a text msg since i am pretty much working (or sleeping) all the time, and it took another day to gimme a call. then he decided the time and place for me to meet him and pick the thing up. the location is about 15km from my place. i got there 10 mins early and waited for an hr. i didnt hav his no bcoz he is using a private no. he didnt turn up then i decided to just cycle back home to have some afternoon sleep before going to work. 30 mins after leaving he called me asking where i am. fuck u fuck u fuck u bloody vietnamese guy. if u were in the vietkong army, the US army wud have easily steamrolled ur ass and smoked marijuana out of it.
then he said, "ok, lets meet tomorrow". dis time i got his no bcoz he uses another no. so i text him b4 work, detailing the next day's plan. after 3 texts sent, i recieved a reply, offering if i wanna call off the process and he can sell it to his frens. further more, he said he lost the original receipt already. well, easy way out of dealing with such ppl was on offer so i took it. further more, no receipt means no warranty if anything happened.

im guessing dat he's quite reluctant to sell the phone at dat winning price. so kau xnk jual buat ape aku nk beli. baik bli beskal baru lagi bes!

2. keje.

i'm replacing lots of shifts this week. too many ppl fell sick at one time n not many ppl can do burger room close. so it seems dat this friday i'll get a double pay. woho~~!

oh jane riley i miss u!

3. HOPEnhagen

this is the joke of the year. 1400 free prostitutes for the 1500 delegates, now dat is worth all the jets carbon footprints. read here for details.

4. christmas party

will b held tomorrow by the MDA hydro ppl for the MDA hydro ppl at the WCH. it's gonna be full of chatting and less eating. typical boring westerners party.

not much for a week but this will do for now.

this is funny stuffs

kasik R adductor brevis aku rest sket.

1. Raya Haji 1430

mlm raya xbalik rumah lepak vlg. solat raye kat city mosque. mmg takbir raya irama melayu abes. 3 melayu vs 1 pak arab. hahaha. xg solat jumaat. g mkn2 umah kak siti seri delima senior mrsmpc.

2. Futsal MASCA arituh.

4th place. shud hav done better. tp ok r puas masuk 2nd round n main most of the games. n xinjured wlpn ade rs mcm twitch n niggly kat groin yg injured mase futsal b4 dis. so next time aku kne suro orang2 kat ym doakan aku kasik menang n xinjured plak.

lgpon xleh nk all-out sgt sbb kne reserve energy utk kje mlm tuh.

3. Bola

lepas kje g vlg utk usha game arsenal-chel$ki. memang hampeh r xdek finishing. byk sgt touch b4 shoot. kl tgk gol2 RvP last season lawan chelsea sume flick n boom xdek nk touch2 lebey2. haih. pastuh usha el clasico 1st half pastuh tdo. pagi tadi plak kalah ngn ManCity 3-0. mmg bes

3 games played, 3 lost, 0 point, 0 goal scored. dem r!

4. kje

smlm bz nk mampos. amber ckp "we make $1200 more than a normal night. at last we make some money". aku reply "yeah, some money". hari2 lain kje cam bese tp agak slow akibat futsal yg intensif arituh.

5. Ice skDating

adik aku tgh bz mengorganise session ice skdating die dgn kawan2 die kat sunway. aku pon rs cam nk g g berskdating gak. sape2 rajin nk plan?

6. Balik mesia

Rumet aku yg xofficial dh balik hari selase lepas. n rmai gk yg dh start blah. mls r plk nk balik, baik dok sini kje. balik mesia wat gemok je ade r. kes2.


7. Extending


dah renew OSHC & student visa. demm lesap $1K+++. adeih, xpe layan lagu hepi2 sepam.

gamba2 lain ade kat sini.

tgh malas nk update.

selamat hari tasyriq. jgn puasa hari nih, haram.

ini bukan takbir raya woi!

sekian wasalam.

ps: penat+mengantuk+sakit2 badan akibat objek bulat2

x balik raya haji 1430

Khamis lepas pkl 4pm

1. kje

agak bes sbb dok jage front board. so kje2 mcm membasuh tray etc tuh kasik kat budak lain. bersih sket baju aku leh solat sume. tp xbes xleh nk pow2 makanan wahahahaha

2. seat beskal

nasib malang t-shirt kje

bosan arituh, aku pon tukar seat cover beskal aku. sape2 ade fabric dye meh pass kat aku. yg bukan dilute nyer

3. pancake nite out

tgh lepak2 kat vilej budak2 nih ajak berpancake konon2 nk celebrate besday im arituh. siang tuh 43C, mlm tuh pkl 2am pon 31C. makan2 pastuh blk tdo.

few will remain next year

4. bola

futsal weekend nih. so hopefully xinjured. tp kalau injured pon ok gk xyah g kje mlm tuh. full list team members pon aku xdek. main je r

arsenal kalah r plak arituh. main cam hape tah.

5. Raya Haji

arituh mak aku tny balik x raye aji taun nih kat YM. so mcm taun2 lepas, jawapannye still same. rs cam mls nk balik tiap2 taun. Raye haji kat sini Jumaat kot, or sabtu. ala hari ape2 pon ok je. aku kje mlm2.

6. SA sex scandal

the news ere. after i watch some of the channel 7's footage, i think that lady is making these things up for money. the way she answered the Qs as if she's innocent and she didnt seems regretful at all. whatever the outcome is, she's already paid $200K+ for the interview.

but for now, it's good to know dat SA has it's own Bill Clinton.

7. Papadom

i think it brings out the best out of most of the casts. i never tot Que haidar can be dat funy. tapi creepy gle kl ade bapak camtuh.

i know it's a good movie when i managed to finish it in one go.

ps: ramai plak yg kawen taun nih. rugi r plk xdpt dtg. gamba2 lain ade kat sini.

hari ini sejuk sikit

1. Keje

aku rs mcm aku kje hari2 minggu lepas from ahad sampai sabtu. so kl mengikut perkiraan t-value, spttnye r aku mendapat double pay di hari sabtu. tp aku pon xsure kot2 aku xpasan ade hari yg aku xkje sbb byk shift replace org je. xpe r, bak kate pepatah, asal masuk duit aku hepi je.

2. Heatwave

ahad arituh

agak panas tp xdek la panas sgt aku rs. tp hari kamis arituh mmg gila r rs cam nk mati. pagi berbasikal ke WCH kje hydro 2.5 hrs, pastuh petang cyling g HJ Gilles Plains kje start pkl 4. bukak pose pkl 8. temperature hari tuh 39C. fuhh... gle taff aku nih wahahahahha

later dis week

3. New Moon

Free Tix. plz gimme lotsa money.

4. Famili

mak aku g vietnam kje kat sane arituh. die kate brg2 murah gle. bes jugak jadik mak aku nih. jalan sane sini. esok p kl. ahad p singapore.

so next time aku nk blk, nk try g vietnam dlu r br blk mesia. by dat time aku iA dh ade degree mcm Lutfi, so ade can r aku nk jual minyak kat awek2 vietnam kang kl ade yg cun2.

5. Classic Car

kete apebende ntah.

bersusah payah g victoria sq ahad lepas utk mengusha swap market, rupenye aku salah hari. yg ade hanyalah classic cars yg agak membosankan. layan je r. bende nih tiap2 taun pon ade.

$45K je woi. mau aku angkat sebijik ble aku kje kang

6. lain2

congrats to budak2 yg dh berjaye mengradkan diri. huhuhu. buat makan2 jgn lpe kontek2 aku k. leh pura2 sakit tenat xleh kje.

abang mongger, iaitu en mango a.k.a Cheong Liew, dah retire from Grange. So sape2 yg rase berbakat dlm bidang memasak leh r apply kat Grange tuh.

Rove pon retire smlm. siot r. sedih siot final episode die smlm.

RvP injured on int'l frenly match. dem argh!

tribute to Robert Enke the German GK. dat was one hell of a dive.

RIP Enke!.

sekian askum (ya... di bawah naungan binatang2 huduh dlm bahasa ibrani lol)

-----update terkini lagi sensasi--------

anep punya bini dh beranak ptg td kat mesia. anak pompuan. so rekod budak2 paradise so far anak 1st sume pompuan.

aznan punye bini pon dh beranak siang td kat WCH. dh siap buat blog utk anak die pon nih r.

aku nyer bini ke 3 baru diberanakkan smlm kat sebuah negara yg dirahsiakan.

cayalah korg!

ps: gamba2 kete yg lain ade kat sini.

examen feliz!

1. repetitive.

aku rs skang nih mcm bosan gle life. tiap2 minggu bende same je. kje, bola, lepak2, makan2. eh dari dlu pon camtuh tp ade r study sket2. argh lantak r.

eh, aku p join ceramah ustat haisam pe arituh. kre xdek r repetitive sgt.

2. kje.

skang nih ade byk budak baru. yg aku xpuas ati tuh ade ke diorg arrange shift budak2 baru tuh time2 bz n xdek org. last2 budak baru nih dok menyanyi2 sembang xtau nk buat ape while ktorg yg tahap2 tinggi nih r kne buat byk kje. suro wat kje lain malas nk mampos. aku rs nk rembat je budak baru tuh smlm. lu buat ape time training r? haih.

lately aku dh xdpt byk sgt hours sbb byk budak baru n sbb aku nyer pay agak mahal dr org lain (lg tua lagi mahal kne byr). arituh ade sp dpt $500+ seminggu tp skang nih gle kembali ke zaman2 start kje dlu. xpe r, janji duit masuk ok la.

n minggu lps dpt backpack from coke plak, n sebijik ag bola. tp mls nk amik gambar. ade je aku peruk kat tepi nih r.

3. Bola.

p usha 'slideshow' final Kelantan vs N9 kat port sek2 netok kb & pasir mas, kat bilik faris. 1st half makan2, 2nd half tdo. tau2 je dh abes budak2 nih dok layan lagu jambu bersuara garau. ya kekecewaan dalam arena bola sepak mmg boleh membawa kepada kegilaan dan adalakalanya membawa maut.

ciloked from kompas

pastuh g usha game Wolf-Arsenal kat umah pokcek + mkn2 roti canai fawas. fawas ko mmg ensem r. i like to watch alex song on the ball. he's getting better with experiece n he's only 22 still. n he got 17 sisters & 10 brothers too. that is inherited quality and legacy on & off the pitch, man!

on a more seriuos note, i think the fans shud behave themselves. ko igt kerusi kat stadium tuh bapak korg yg punye ke? kamon r. nnt kene ban main closed-door baru tau sangap xleh tgk bola. bodoh nk mampos.

4. Segmen baru: ini kawan saya.

ini adalah rakan saya, en hisham bin hussein a.k.a Cham hons2007, haji1429, yg sudah abes study kat sini beberapa taun dulu. beliau mempunyai ketinggian spt steven gerrard dan duluya mempunyai berat badan spt 2 org Gerrard - Syed. beliau suka bermain bola, tengok wayang dan makan. beliau merupakan seorg yg peramah, baik hati, bersopan santun dan menghormati ibu bapa selain bijak dalam pengajian beliau suatu masa dahulu. previously, beliau berstudy di mrsm langkawi bersama fifi, dan kemudian bersunway bersama Ida Haryani dan kemudiannya melanjutkan pelajaran di Uni of Adelaide bersama Mamau dan kini beliau berada di KL bersama Diana Danielle. beliau memandu CRV kerana kereta kancil mempunyai had muatan berat dan isipadu yg agak limited. status beliau adelah diragukan, nk kate xsingle mcm single, nk kate single mcm double je aku tgk. so utk pertanyaan lanjut silalah mengontek beliau di talian bebas tol samiveloo (u've been missed) +60192416256 ataupon add id charm1285 di ym anda.

.kacak.ganas.resaksa.

ps: sesape yg berminat utk dijadikan subjek utk minggu dpn sile kasik gambo. yg lain2 tuh aku boleh bedal sendrik.

5. abang misali

saya mempunyai seorang abang yg baik, perihatin dan agak boroi jugak selepas kerja. nama dia Zaki. dia adalah peminat idris karim yg gila ganas arituh tuh.

mekasih byk r. cis

6. panas mcm tanah haram.

ciloked from adelaidenow

7. Goodluck la korg.

selamat berexam kpd sume budak2 yg ade exam. studylah bersungguh2 spt Don. byk2kan beribadat dan kurgkan la aktiviti2 yg distracting mcm p berdating ke, flirt2 kat YM ke, main Fb ke, usha drama ke, usha prawn ke, sebok buat kek ke, sebok layan blues ke. kl tensen2 or pnt study nk pekene kopi sepam due, print kupon yg ade kat sini.

yg xdek exam tuh, jom r kte kacau org xdek exam wahahahaha!

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slmt balik mesia kpd una

1. kje

gle bz minggu nih, friday nite, saturday nite. omputih nih dh gile ke ape? friday nite g r clubbing n berprojek2 ngn chix2, ade ke makan beger plak. gle xdek life diorg skang. haih. pnt gle siot shift dedue hari tuh.

hadiah mystery customer sabtu arituh. cayalah!

2. pasal post yg lepas

aku terjumpe quran tuh kat rak2 mesjit wandana. memule aku try nk bace sbb mls nk kuarkan quran kecik aku yg diawet dlm beg aku tuh. bese r org yg g mesjit awal utk solat jumaat mmg r byk mase terluang utk beribadat. tetibe, aku rs pelik n konfius lak nk bace quran tuh. ble usha cover die, die ade tulis "rawah al warsh". so drpd niat murni aku nk bace quran, aku layan lak bace 'preface' die psl origin quran nih n asal usul history sket lebey kurg. n aku compare dgn quran 'rawah hafz'. korg nk tau lebey2 p tny tok guru quran mane2. aku bkn tau sgt tp nampak r die nyer perawi lain2. tp still going back to usman bin affan n 5 bijik quran yg disebarkan zaman2 tuh dlu. nnt ade mase aku g menuntut lebey2 ngn abg aku or sape2. cam bes je.

lps solat aku g jumpe imam tny kat die aku nk bli quran tuh. die kate "we dont sell quran here, u can just take it". mak aih, baik plak pakcik nih, patut r jadik imam. nnt aku bli quran lain letak la sebijik kat situ.

3. main petang

dimana ada aku, disitu ada camerawoman. tp xleh nk menunjukkan kepoweran mcm mggu lps sbb ade rs mcm pelik dkt area2 piriformis n die tarik smpai kaki tuh. fuiyyo. nerve glide problem kot. so xleh nk lari2 sgt.

4. bola

mlm sabtu lepas kje naik beskal mlm2 g umah muniaq utk tgk game Arsenal-Spurs. mng 3-0 tp spttnye boleh laukkan spurs selambe je. dh lame r plak xtgk bola ngn member2. tp munir 2nd half die blah layan awek. chet.

5. una balik

skang nih aku rs die dlm flight dr kolombo ke mane ntah nk balik kl. bosan gle die sampai sume gamba fb aku die komen hahahaha. bgs r dok oversi lame2 jadik tensen ade r. tgk mcm azam tuh, kepale otak tuh dh xbtol dh dok oversi lame2 sgt.

6. panas

ini blom summer ag. npk gaye taun nih panas awal, maka beruntunglah golongan2 yg balik mesia taun nih. tp kalau panas lambat, maka rugilah golongan2 yg balik mesia utk summer. dh la balik mesia panas, makan banyak sure jadik gemok nyer, dtg balik pon panas ag.

tips2 menghadapi musim panas:

-waktu siang, tutup sume tingkap n pintu n ape2 lubang yg ade kat umah. sbb angin siang panas.
-waktu malam bukak sume lubang2 yg ade. sbb angin malam xpanas.
-waktu siang dan malam berbogelanlah jika berkesempatan
-bli aiskrim byk2. mmg bes.
-bli sprinkler dok dpn kipas. sprinkle kan diri anda tiap2 2 menet.
-g lepak kat umah dak2 village. xyah bazir bil letrik umah sendirik utk pasang ekon.

ps: xhot pon heliza tuh, dh r watak die bosan gle dlm cte tuh. argh aku terpedaya dgn hasutan rakan2.