Final Week At FMC

1. Puase

cam bese, still berbasikal ke siti n mane2 utk berbuka, berbola mahupon bekerja.

2. Kje Bola

15.9 kms oneway

kje kat Weigall Oval, home kpd Croydon. ade 3-4 org dak2 muslim yg puase smlm main utk croydon reserves, tp halfway match abandoned sbb pitch mcm sawah n ujan lebat. yg dok dlm bench pon sume basah mcm xdek bench.

result2 lain (game kat home ground):

U19 0-1 Comets (kot)

Seniors 2-0 Comets

3. Iftar

imam elfererius elbert

berbuke kat masjit siti 2 kali, al khalil sekali n wandana sekali, so dh kompem wandana xdek berbuke, aku dh prepare bawak makanan sendrik pon. smlm berbuke kat umah Im beramai2. byk gle makan oi.

4. ManU Vs Arsenal

ref mengarut. n manU undeservedly won the match, they were crap truout the match, n were lucky to win the game. Penalty n OG. n best player of the match was Fletcher? did he even played? i wud give it to Rooney if i have to. bt yeah it was frustrating to lose like that. rase cam nk tumbuk2 je keling mabuk fan manU dok blakang aku smlm. well thats football. the more u comment the more of a loser u look like regardless of how things happened.

5. FMC

hmm, cant write too much abt dis just yet, hopefully everything went well n i'll b off to melbourne for raya with some passion for raya.

dats all for now. slmt berbuka

ps: report arituh masuk paper n kat sini. wahahaha!

Ramadhan 1430

ubat tonik abg kuat di bulan puasa

1. Pre-ramadhan

berfegangkan kefada kalimat fefatah melayu mesopotamia, 'malang xberbau namun nasik sheikhul arabi harum jiddan', ana telah mengsfendkan mase utk mengupdatekan tayar darrajati yg tercinta dengan mengefumfkan menatang asdhar diatas. tujuan dan motif ferbuatan tersebut adalah lianna mengelakkan tayar fancit sefanjang ferjalanan ke mesjit utk berbuka fuasa la. dengan kurgnya kadar femancitan, ana akan dapat hadir ke majlis berbuka fuasa pada 'kitaban mawquta' disamping mengurangkan kadar fencarutan berganda apabila musibah berlaku. disamping itu, ana juga telah menukarkan tayar defan dengan al tayaran jadidan.

2. Dh ramadhan

semalam xkje.. waahahahah. ana sangatlah gumbira kerana ana tidak kerja semalam. ana sudahlah kerja dari hari ahad samfailah hari jumaat setiap hari. ana pon duduklah fil uni membuat kerja dan beriftar fil masjid siti wal tarawih wal balik rumah liushahidu al qurratul qadami, baina arsenal wa fompii. arsenal fon menang 4-1. ana sudahlah miss satu tarawih dekat masjid sbb ana kerja malam jumuah. tadi ana punya manager sudah kasik call tanya mau kerja fissa'atu assaniatu ila assa'atu assaminatu, tafi ana tak mau sbb ana mau makan2 fil masjid.

3. Ramadhan guide
(berdasarkan ingatan aku dari taun2 lepas)

pusat2 berbuka puasa:
a. alkhalil - nasik minyak ngn kari kambing, n samosa + lain2
b. Siti mosque - nasik org iraq + lain2
c. Wandana Mosque - xdek bukak pose hari2 tp kl ade sure grand gle.
d. Rumah2 persendirian - sukehati tuan rumah r nk wat ape2 pon
e. tpt kerja - Fries, beger, roti, onion rings, bacon, nuggets & soft drinks

pusat2 terawih:
a. Siti Mosque: 8 rakaat pendek2 (fevret ramai)
b. Al-khalil: 20 rakaat 1 juz
c. Wandana Mosque: 8 rakaat 1 juz tp bace laju (fevret aku)
d. Rumah2 persendirian: ikut sukahati imam
e. xbuat langsung

pusat2 moreh:
a. rumah2 persendirian
b. rumah org lain (lebih afdal)
c. villis, pizza house, safra etc

4. lain2

menyahut seruan adelaidenow.com yg ini, aku telah melodgekan satu report. aku kdg2 rajin gk respond kat sotkaba just for fun. berikut adalah report yg telah direpotkan time bosan2 buat keje kat uni smlm.

date:21/08/09
time: 2340
location: sudholz rd Gilles Plains-Paradise

hi, i dont know if these ppl can be categorised as hoon ,but yesterday after i finished working at a fastfood outlet in Gilles Plains around 11.40pm, i cycled home to paradise. Suddenly a car filled with teenagers/youngsters took over me and started shouting and abusing me. i kept my calm and didnt respond, and i didnt give so much attention to the details because such incident happened quite frequently anywhere around Adelaide.

as i arrived near the paradise interchange, i saw the same car parked on the road side, and the boys started chasing me with a stick, and some of them tried to follow me home too.

it is a bit unfortunate that i didnt manage to get much info other than the colour of the sedan car (maroon/dark red/Brown, well it was at night), and i wasnt able to recognise their faces as well due to the time it happened and i was busy thinking of saving my arse.

this is the second time the similar incident happened along the road, the last time one of the male passenger threw things at me but thank god he just born suck at throwing.

i hope these boys died in a car crash or roadside shooting or some other literally eye-popping gruesome incidents. such people are not suppose to be alive let alone to be on the roads.

thank you and have a good day.

selamat berpuasa n congrats to poji yg sudah beranak. kpd en Mufas n Andik yg baru kawen arituh, berhati2 membuat anak di bulan ramadhan. oh n gudluck to Miss Rachel Finch (Miss Oz) yg akan bertungkus lumus kat Bahamas utk miss universe 09 comp mlm nih. tunjukkan lah kesemua bakat2 yg ada.

ps: saya berharap agar Tuan Guru Nik Aziz Nik Mat mengikut nasihat Tuan Guru Muhyiddin Yassin supaya beliau bertaubat.

gamba org sotkaba kat intenet

en kapten yg patah cheekbonennya


byk2 posing satu nih je ade.. chet!

tqthe messenger.

FFSA cup winner 2009

1. IAW 2009

best, tp xdpt get involve sgt sbb hari2 g hospital n xdek kat uni. a bit disappointed sbb hari jumaat nyer kne cancel sbb ade uni open day kat flinders. xdpt lunch free. haih

2. Kje bola.

kalau rs malas nk bace, bace je kat sini or xyah bc langsung.
hari sabtu yg panas gle, pagi2 jage catch-up game budak U-19 kat salisbury (mng 1-0). pastuh join senior team kat hindmarsh stadium for the cup final game against campbeltown (Super league champ, league lg atas r). saje suke2 masuk changeroom sume2, bkn sng nk masuk as official (wlpn xkje pon utk game nih).

toilet je dh lg besar drpd changeroom santos stadium

gle rs mcm poyo plak duduk kat bench time game, dgn supporter yg aku rs ade r kot ~500-1000 kat blakang. backline mcm xkuat sgt sbb Neil (player manager) xmain sbb ade family member die meninggal beberape hari lps. so the game started bla bla bla. 2nd half, few mins in, a bloody incident happened to our captain. he suffered a concussion which left him agitated & unconcious for 1.5mins n seemed to have broken his R cheekbone a.k.a maxilla, he was spiting blood all over the pitch. thank god matt was the working physio at that moment. so we waited for the ambo ppl to come, and the game was delayed for abt ~15 mins. the crowd applauded the ambo n the medico team (i'll take it eventho aku tolong bawak beg je hahaha, nk watpe ramai2 wat kje) as the ambulance left for RAH. the match continued, and Rob hit the crossbar in the dying minutes, so 0-0 after 90mins.
to cut things short, the Foxes were triumphant over the Red Devils, credit to the GK Marion who saved the 1st penalty. i was a bit disappointed not to receive the winners medal (ade medal utk physio gk rupenye) considering i was the one who replaced matt for the quarter n semi rounds, but he truly deserves the medal of what he did for Dan today.

then i joined the team on the bus back to the clubhouse to celebrate even more, free dinner makan kari siot. hahaha.

marion yg sedang diinterview radio

so sape2 yg ade nampak gamba aku dlm sotkaba kang sile sound k, aku nk simpan.

ps: gamba2 lain ade kat sini.

3. kje HJ

xg kje 2 hari sbb demam arituh, tp duit masuk je wahahahah!

4. Everton 1-6 Arsenal

wahahaha bodo gle Everton. perfect season opener for arsenal. not the best display, but surely the kind of results we're looking fwd to.

pemalas punye editor


min 92, 5 goals down, comeback's on? wahahahaha!

5. Bulan puasa.

cuak plak, mcm akn byk miss terawih (n makanan arab) kat mesjit je sbb kje.

"Seorang lagi penduduk yang mahu dikenali sebagai Pak Mat berkata, kejadian itu secara tidak langsung membolehkan penduduk mendapatkan bekalan beras percuma sebagai persediaan menjelang Ramadan tidak lama lagi." -metro-

bagus la, pkai beras curik utk bulan Ramadhan, mmg barakah gile r bulan ramadhan penduduk kampung nih.

kpd mufas, andik etc yg baru kawen tuh pandai2 r korg, dok la mesjit lame2 sket waktu siang, mlm2 tuh jgn lpe terawih plak.

selamat berpuasa kpd sume. bykkn ibadat (aiseh), kurangkn makan (kat umah, mkn kat mesjit free hari2), kurangkan tdo (esp lps sahur sampai tghari), beraklah bile perlu!

"insyaallah brother, eat some more brother!"

unwell

1. graduation

congrats to budak2 yg grad, thx to ann yg wat makan2, n memberi peluang ktorg yg xgrad mkn2 dessert grad korang wahahaha. haih, ble r aku nk grad plak nih.

2. kje bola

final game for the 2009 season, away at the Pirates Park (dkt2 semaphore tuh). memandangkan keaadaan diri sendiri yg mcm demam2 sejak hari jumaat (balik kje awal hari jumaat), memule cam malas nk g kje, pastuh pk2 stakat ~40km return tuh ape r sgt, selambe berbasikal, berpeluh2 tp demam still xilang. cis. so the results are:

Pirates vs Foxes
U-19: 1-3 (finished top of the table with one match to play)
Reserves: 2-0 (4th)
Seniors: 2-2 (3rd)

so next week cup round kat Hindmarsh stadium wahahahaha.

3. Jom Jom Futsal Petsa

oi ape name team r, sp skang aku tatau

played just 1 match, i think the fever/cold/flu is messing up with my body function. woke up with L wry neck, sprained L adductor mm early into the 2nd match, n currently having a swollen L knee out of nowhere. WTF??!!. oh, not to mention the champion medal as well. cograts ppl.

1st: Team Im Jahat (tuh gamba atas tuh)
2nd: Team Jibo
3rd: Team Abu
Best Player: Miu
Top scorer: Mus

4. minggu kesihatan lelaki 2009

baca sini, sini, n sini. so lps nih marilah kita rajin bersolat, lg2 plak ramadhan dh dekat. n dak2 pompuan kl tgk dak laki tdo2 dlm kelas ke dok tgk dak laki byk tdo ke jgn kate dak2 laki nih pemalas lak, tgh bersenam tuh.

update: Hepi besday Una esok! lupe plak. hahaha.
sekian. gamba2 lain ade kat sini.

Govt = Sick Ducks

1. Basikal

ahad minggu lepas (bukan ahad smlm), sambil2 konon2 berprepare utk clinical placement, tergatal2 plak memomen beskal, so ter-restorelah basikal yg dh 2 taun xpkai.

2. don't be sad

program anjuran famsy, yg aku rs agak best wlpn ade part2 yg membosankn, nasib baik x tertido. conclusionnyer, there r lots of reason not to be sad, n stop whining of everything.



reminds me of this as well:



3. bola

home game against white city, 3rd vs 4th, n with only 1 more league game to go, the promotion is at stake for both teams. fortunately, 2 goals in the final mins completed the comeback by the home team. a little off-pitch drama followed shortly after the final whistle. then followed by calamari n free fries. hahaha. so the results r:

U-19: 3-1
Reserves: 4-0
Seniors: 2-1

4. siapa yg salah?

jumaat lepas, aku abes kat Flinders med ctr agak awal so bajet2 sempat kejar solat jumaat kat Adelaide Uni pkl 12.30pm. sekali bas lambat n berlari2 aku nk kasik sempat gk kat city tuh. sampai2 prayer room time tuh dh dkt2 pkl 1pm, tp diorg kate khutbah br start sbb xdek khatib. fair enuf. mamat yg jadik khatib time tuh committee members of isoc. then bile dh abes solat ramai plak komplen rukun xckop la ape la. owh, volunteer xnk, ble org lain step up n wat silap tau lak rukun xckop la nih xbtol la ni la (arab ke, melayu ke, paki ke, sume same je). so conclusion nyer kat sini, rajin2kan r volunteerkan diri, esp bile time2 camnih. ilmu tanpe amal mcm pokok yg xberbuah, ataupon ibarat kucing yg dikasikan. bukan susa pon bace khutbah kl dh tau rukun2, kasik aku text, kat mesjit negare pon aku buleh bace!

5. ISA issue

Pak Ajib ckp kat el-jazillo (media arab-german), ISA sedang direview so xyah susah2 nk protes2, Tok Che Det suro kasik modify sket so dat xlapuk, Bang Mudin ckp xkan bubar, Bro Zahid takut darurat, tuh blom brader level bawahan. diorg nih sume 'itik yg sakit' a.k.a Sick Ducks (sila swap places u & i tuh). bodo cam tenuk sembelit. sape2 yg rase ISA tuh perlu, ketahuilah anda sudah termakan scare tactic para itik2 yg sakit diatas dan dan itik2 sakit yg dh mampos terdahulu.

dipetik dr note faceboook abg aku:

Diriwayatkan dari Jabr bin Abdillah ra dari Nabi saw sesungguhnya beliau bersabda kepada Ka'ab bin Ajrah, "Semoga Alah menjauhkan kamu dari pemimpin yang bodoh."

Ka'ab bertanya, "Siapakah pemimpin yang tolol/bodoh itu, ya Rasulullah?" Rasulullah menjawab: "Yaitu para pemimpin sesudahku yang tidak mau memberi petunjuk seperti petunjukku, tidak pula mau menerapkan syariat (peraturan, undang-undang) seperti ajaranku. Barangsiapa membenarkan perilaku pemimpin tersebut dengan segala kebohongannya dan membantu segala perilaku zhalimnya, maka mereka bukan termasuk ummatku dan aku terbebas dari mereka. Mereka tidak akan pernah mencicipi telagaku (di surga). Sebaliknya, barangsiapa tidak membenarkan segala kebohongan yang diperbuat pemimpin tersebut dan tidak pula membantu perilaku zhalimnya, maka mereka termasuk ummatku dan akupun meridhainya. Mereka akan minum air telagaku (di surga)".

so ape yg pelik sgt kl nik aziz ckp pergi jahanam umno? nabi pon ckp bodoh selambe je.

6. kahwin.

selamat pengantin br kpd en nate Mufas dgn awek klas nisam cik Ili. kad kawenmu yg wangi dan envelope bersetem rm2 akan selamat ku semat didalam recycle bin. kpd dak2 laki yg plan nk kawen, lek2 dlu, sabar, kerana setiap kesusahan itu ade kesenangan. bace sini. yg pompuan baik kawen cpt2, nnti xleh bersaing dgn sihat plak ngn generasi bawahan. hahahaha.

habis madu sepah disepah2kan

ps: cograts to Arsenal yg dh mng Emirates Cup utk ke 3 kalinye, wlpn aku miss sume match sbb silap tgk timetable ( n mls k bgn sejuk2)