Friday, October 30, 2009

preview: Iqra' ... aik??!!





korg pikir2 r dlu. aku tgh bz bogel2 makan aiskrim. panas.



Monday, October 26, 2009

new song on the playlist

1. kerja

camtuh r, same je mcm dlu.


dikasik oleh Amber*

2. Physical Activity

kat conference arituh ade membuat beberape test kat booth2 berlainan.


2km-walk fitness test


perubahan2 yg perlu dilakukan

result fitness test tuh agak meragukan atas beberape factor seperti kenaikan berat badan selepas raya, perlantakan dessert secare pukal 3 hari sekali selama 4 hari berturut2, ankle sprain aku yg kne lps raye arituh dan juga cara set-up machine & apparatus tuh. tp looking at the bright side, i've got something to work on. bosan gak kl xdke bende nk diimprove lol. so sape2 yg xpaham gamba 2nd tuh, i need to reduce 1.6kg of fat mass n tambah 2.5kg muscle mass. test nih pon boleh diargue sbb aku timbang dgn henpon wallet camera dlm poket. ape2 aktiviti pon, sustainablity yg paling penting.

3. bola

memandangkan dh 2 hari org xmain bola kat Robe Tce, aku pon join r geng2 rugby touch. rugby btol2 aku xberani, dlu kne rempuh ngn mamat bagak gle kat skola tros aku xmain dah. touch2 bole r sket2. tp sbb dh lame xbersenam lepas raye arituh mmg sakit2 plak satu badan. rs mcm malas nk g kje je haha. clip ade kat sini. lawak lak main ptg2 pon ade clip2 siap. tq kpd cik2 yg dtg utk merekod kepoweran aku. hahahahah

berita lain psl bola, ManU kalah 2-0, tp arsenal boleh plak seri 2-2 after leading 2-0. gle xpuas ati aku. ape bende r. haih. frust2.


ckop utk season nih, tggu season dpn plak

4. valve adaptor

pasti org2 yg terusha status ym aku pasal valve adaptor tuh dok terpk2 apekebendekah menatant tersebut. dan pelbagai2 soalan lain ygturut terpacul drpd pemikiran manusia2 yg bosan xtau nk pk psl bende lain. so nih r gambo die aku ltk sini. so next time kl ilang ag leh r korg tlg carik or korg tlg blikan je tros kat kedai beskal. aku bli baru smlm sbb dh xtahan dgn tahap kekempisan tayar. tetibe tadi terpk lak utk swap kusyen sofa tpt aku bermastautin nih, n tgk2 ade plak yg lame berkhalwat dicelah2 kusyen ibarat pertapaan seorang sami di dalam gua di pergunungan tibet. haih.


baru vs lama

5. lagu2

skang nih aku pon xtau tetibe rs bes lak lagu the killers - can u read my mind tuh. taun lps layan camtuh2 je.

n satu ag, aku dh letak lagu yg baru. lagu stand by me version macam2 org campo2. terjumpe kat blog kak yati. aku rase cam bes je. clip die ag bes tp sape2 yg nk save quota internet tuh layan mp3 je ckop r. ade kat playlist sidebar tuh.


menarik2 hmm..

sekian, aku nk tdo jap pastuh kne masak pastuh nk g kje. haih.

*Amber adalah manager kegilaan Eddy sebelom die kawen dlu hahaha.


Tuesday, October 20, 2009

The Curious Case of Brisbane 09

amaran: post nih xkan ditulis dlm english, sbb kalau sponsor paham kang diorg tau kang susa plak aku k mengexplen. ape leh wat, alang2 dh g tpt org mesti r nk kne pusing2 kasik abes, lg2 lak kl all-inclusive sponsorship. post kali nih xdek kaitan dgn sesi memancing arituh. post ini juga mungkin lebih panjang dari post2 swinggingbowl, so kl bosan or bz study tuh pandai2 r korg letak tanda waqaf kat mane2.

1. Modbury Hospital

dh lame rsnye aku xg hospital, esp as a patient or penduduk awam. so selase lepas aku bawak roomate aku yg saket kaki (akibat overexcited bermain dgn awek2 kat moonta weekend tuh, padan muke ko hahahahah). so atas sbb kepakaran aku mengdiagnosis kaki org aku pon advice die utk g public hosp instead of g GP. so lepas 2-3 jam sume setel n ktorg pon balik umah. nasib baik mamat tuh ok, boleh r die hantar aku g epot esok pg tuh. gle xikhlas aku nih wahahahaha.


saket2 kaki pon still kuar ngn awek2 mlm tuh. haih dak2 zmn skang.

2. Takziah Utk Farouk n Family

hari b4 aku blah tuh dpt news bapak farouk ramli, iaitu Tan Sri/Dato'/En Ramli telah meninggal dunia kat mesia. so takziah r kpd korg. sori xdpt join tahlil jumaat arituh sbb aku p beribadat kat Brisbane tuh. innalillahi wainna ilaihi raaajiuun.

3. The Brisbane Story.

day 1 (rabu)

so sekali ag aku xtdo lepas balik kje pkl 11.30pm, so dat aku leh kejutkan rumet aku yg sakit kaki tuh utk drive aku g epot sbb flight aku pkl 6.15am. so dlm pkl 3.30am aku po kejut mamat tuh. aku nih manusia yg ske g awal2, so leh rilek2 n chill2, n in case kl ade pape. dipendekkan cite sampai epot dlm pkl 4am, kaunter check in pon xbukak ag. so lepak2 jap, pastuh check in awal pastuh blah carik port, on laptop utk main PES sambil nk tggu suboh.



dlm flight tuh aku tdo, bgn2 ade makanan lak atas meje dpn tuh. so makan2 lebey kurg pastuh tdo balik. stewardess pon tua2 je, bosan r. tdo lg bagus. sampai2, naik train g Roma St station, pastuh jalan utk chek-in Ibis Hotel kat Turbot St. bilik ade 2 queen size bed, siap ade ironing board n iron lg (komfem r aku xpkai), n view mmg cun. memule aku igt aku kne share r dgn Monica ke, Jessica ke, Sameah ke, rupenye2 mmg sume dpt bilik camtuh. xkesa r, org bagi lagi mau byk bunyik.


room 1430. but i want 15th floor!


Victoria Bridge yg hari2 kne lintas utk g BCEC



5am local time

so atas rs semangat berconference, aku pon tuka baju n g register (deym r smart casual pe, pkai slipar je, buat berat je beg aku). timing mmg baik sbb sampai2 diorg tgh morning tea break. so sesi makan free utk 4 hari berikutnya pon bermula secara rasmi. gile r sume yg dtg geng2 heavyweight je (bukan literally heavyweight k). Registrar, pakar sane sini, profs, senior acedemicians, paling koman pon cikgu PJK. damm r mmg xdek can aku nk jual minyak. so aku pon dok diam2. dpt r jumpe M'sian delegate yg lain, Prof Ravinder (diorg kate mamat nih taraf 'bapa sportscience mesia'), PM Asok, Dr Zul & Dr Syamsul. so sbb pnt, lepak je r sp malam. lepas makan malam balik hotel usha movie pastuh tdo.

day 2 (kamis)

suboh pkl 4am. lepas solat tdo r blk, n skip workshop pg tuh. mcm smlm dtg time org makan pagi, lepak sp time lunch. pastuh ikut dr2 2 org tuh g jalan2 makan2 sket2, balik hotel. pastuh aku g jln sorg2 carik tpt nk berendam (panas siot Brisbane nih, mcm mesia) sbb diorg nk g chinatown carik souveir etc. so pusing2 sampai r kat QUT. pastuh jalan2 ag sampai r kat area Street Beach (xyah g sampai golkos nk usha2). lepak2 lebey kurg, terjumpe satu mamat freestyle yg agak power r. so main timbang2 n belaja sket2, sampai pkl 6.30pm sbb ade rivercruise dinner mlm tuh.


Grant, i'll look up on utube for ur clips

so berivercruise la ktorg. lepak semeje dgn makcik2 iran. lepas rivercruise tuh balik r atas sbb2 yg xdpt dielakkann.



day 3 (jumaat)

cam smlm lepas suboh tdo blk sampai r time makan pagi. jumpe dr syamsul utk pow die nyer weekly pass utk g solat jumaat kat Buranda. pusing2 nyer pusing, siap p tny 3-4 org sesat2 punye pasal, masuk kedai charcoal chicken halal tp chix dlm tuh hot sexy cam haram (rs cam nk kensel je g solat jumaat). so last2 sampai r aku kat Mesjit kat situ, dekat je dgn Hospital kat2 UQ tuh.


Mesjit kat Buranda tuh

lepas solat terjumpe satu mamat melayu name qusyairi dak QUT, die kate ade mesjit dkt West End, lg dkt dgn BCEC. so lepas sesi makan petang aku pon blah carik mesjit kat West End tuh.


Islamic Centre kat West End

lpe plak, hari jumaat tuh hari last exhibition, aku mng lucky draw kat 10,000 steps nyer booth. menang heart rate monitor, yg kalau kat ebay beseyer dlm $100+ lebey. mmg bes.


Tq 10,000steps!

mlm tuh xdek dinner free, so jalan2 berendam2 ag, usha2 fridaynite diorg lebey kurg, balik hotel pastuh dh mls nk kuar. layan bola 10-man Adelaide Utd kalahkan Sydney Fc 2-1. pastuh dh malas tdo je tros.

day 4 (sabtu)

arinih bangun subuh, pastuh layan U-20 World Cup Final Ghana Vs Brazil (cayalah Ghana) n pastuh xleh tdo dah sbb ade CPR refresher course pkl 7.30am. arinih final day conference so diorg wat session 'The Great Debate'. speaker2 power2 buat lawak2 n drop speaker dlm team lain. agak best r, mmg gelak je r 2 jam tuh.


slide2 yg menarik

lpas tuh ktorg blah utk jalan2 n sesi bergambar2, n balik tuka baju utk Queensland Govt Dinner. dipendekkan cite, balik dlm pkl 11.30pm.


m'sian delegate (-aku) + outgoing CEO n sape ntah of SMA

patut r diorg ske sgt wat dinner pkai mask2 nih, so geng2 MILF n makcik2 yg muka tua tp body cun leh carik makan lg. xkesa r, lagu2 diorg pasang mmg bes2 tp makin lame pekak plak telinge aku.


contoh makcik berbody hot background nih.
day 5 (ahad)

kne check-out hotel b4 pkl 11am, ktorg yg disponsor nih kne g kat2 Suncorp Stdm sbb ade Trainer Course kinda thing. so aku pon heret r beg2, jalan stengah jam sampai. dak2 lain yg g rmai2 leh sesat plk. gle noob hahaha! session start pkl 10 sp dkt2 pkl 2pm.


M'sian delegate + SMA ppl
lepas meeting tuh aku pon jalan ngn diorg n sampai Roma St station, amik train g epot. carik port solat sepam pastuh beratur utk drop in beg. dpn aku tuh makcik tua yg buta, so aku tlg makcik tuh jalan sampai r die check-in beg die, aku po check i dlm pkl 4.15pm utk flight aku pkl 6pm. so cam arituh carik port lepak main PS, pastuh layan berite pkl 5pm. dlm flight layan muvi. sampai adelaide dkt2 pkl 10pm. amik bas n balik umah.

thanks a lot to SMA ppl (gary, davina, mark, nello etc), Prof Ravinder, Dr Asok, Dr Zul, Dr Syamsul, Dr Yomai (from Micronesia), Dr XXXX (from Lechestein), makcik2 Iran, awek2 waitress yg cun2, Kusyairi, dak mesia satu ag n xlupe juge rumet aku yg tlg drive.

4. Eksiden

sorg budak adelaide eksiden langga kete sorg makcik. makcik tuh mintak die $10k utk ganti rugi. aku xtau ape progress tp sape2 ade prev experience psl bende nih leh r share2. sape2 nk donate leh kontek aku.

ps: umah2 diorg kat suburb2 mmg cam umah mesia. cuaca pon cam mesia. gle xoversi. gamba2 ade kat sini.

Monday, October 19, 2009

delay notification



the conference



the place



the people


n more to come later (bile rajin sket). kl rajin nk wat cite sendrik gambo2 ade kat sini.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

pre-brisbane post

1. kje

hari2 kerja dari selasa sampai jumaat. ok la at least ade bende nk wat.

2. collectibles

minggu lepas telah terjumpa sebijik olympus trip 35 (1968). dlu dh beli sebijik minolta 7s (1966) tp dh kasik kat adik aku (jgn kasik kat org len lak). eddy dh sms aku kasik tau satu ag collection jersey arsenal aku dh dibeli n will b on it's way here. cun la.


rumet aku yg kiut terkantoi menggayakan trip 35 aku secara haram

3. Gone Fishing



orait, kemere on, record nih k. bendera ready, parang ready, face mask ready.
"a'uzubillahi minassyaitaanirrajim. walaaa tahsabannallazina qutiluu fi sabiilillaahi amwata, bal ahyaa'u 'inda rabbihim yurzaquuun. ooo u all the infide.... eh silap intro plak. cut cut!"

pkl 4 pg aku dikejutkan oleh azri utk sidai baju kje yg dibasuh lepas blk kje pkl 12.30am. aku dh sound manager awal2 suro kansel shift aku hari sabtu. dkt2 pkl 5 Safwan amik aku n pastuh pumpampumpam kumpul2 kat al-khalil mosque 6.30am gerak g wallaroo. misi org lain adalah utk memancing, misi aku adalah utk berendam, makan2 n lepak2 je. so ape bende pancing aku xbawak. misi ini dianjurkan oleh FAMSY n led by bro Bilal Moraby. sampai spot memancing no 1, aku dh konfius "eh camne nk mancing nih, xdek shopping complex or bus station pon kat sini?" dh lame2 br r aku paham, kat sini spot baik utk memancing chix2/milf kaya yg dok lepak2 atas yatch n boat. tp memandangkan misi aku adalah utk berendam dlm air sejuk mcm ais nih, aku pon kasik can r kaki2 pancing memancing n aku g berendam sorg2. tghari makan tghari pastuh sambung menyotong plak. last2 ptg pnt diorg wat ape ntah aku g tdo dlm kete sp maghrib. mlm sampai umah pkl 12 lebey. 1st prize dpt kat en samir yg dgn machonya menewaskan sotong kurita dengan sebelah tgn tetapi gelabah bila mendapati kunci rumah die termisplaced. apa daa!


the fallen fishermen

gamba2 len ade kat sni. x amik byk gamba sbb mls n kemere lupe nk charge. gamba2 len nk kne tgu en samir or en syazwan r plk.

4. Brisbane-ing

14-18/10/09. thanks to sportsmed yg membayar sume2 bende spt flight tix, hotel, rego fee dan lain2. xpack pape ag. nk kne kol qantas dlu tny bape kilo luggage die kasik.

5. bagan pinang by-election.

p bace sotkaba r, tp jgn caye utusan al-kazib tuh.


ps: mlm kang dh kje balik. ape boleh buat nasib badan.

Sunday, October 04, 2009

post-raya post

nothing much happened within last week, it makes me wonder if i shud even make this post or i better wait a bit longer in case an alien or a moster descended from the sky and kidnap my cuddly housemates mr syafiq n mr apam. well, either seems impossible to happen so i'll just write boring stuffs as usual.

1. open houses+makan free




it keeps me away from the kitchen, and it ensures me of happy stomach at the end of the day. thanks to MASCA, en Mangkok, umah Miu, umah kucai, umah akak2 postgrad n umah2 sape ag xlupe juge HJ tempat ku mengepau makanan slps kerja.

2. news

tsunami in American Samoa killed few hundred ppl, earthquake in Padang killed a few thousand ppl, SA premier's face bruised by rolled magazine. yeah, the world is nearing its end, stop playing mafia wars, and play some other alien wars instead in case we have to invade other planets.

3. bola

played futsal on sat night, n the same old ankle sprain revisited me for the 400th time. well, at least it kept me off work for a day which is not too bad for a raya weekend. i'm expecting not to play for another week. so if anybody can play on the left back + left winger plz contact el capitano Faris/Miu for audition. thx.

n congratulations to AW for his record-breaking 13yrs at arsenal. yeah manU supporter, i know dat ferguson has been at ur club for 20+ odd yrs now just by looking at the rounded ass of his and countless wrinkles on his face, and not to mention the chewy marks on the Old trafford's floor.

4. biological clock

it has got a bit dodgy lately, i managed to spend 6 hrs sitting watching prison break, and i woke up late for the prev 4 days. i guess it's all the day light saving thing's fault.

there u have it, a consistent weekly update from me, no less a consistently crap stuffs. i know that somewhere a mother of 3 will stop playing mafia wars & farmville and entertained by this post.

5. Work-Life balance

i volunteered myself to teach budak2+muallaf (preferebly budak2 kecik) how to recite quran. we had a session yesterday with ustat wan. well, hopefully i'll managed to squeeze in some time for the good of others. well, as i said earlier, life's pretty boring at the moment.

6. old fren

on a day when i was browsing some hot chix pics on Fb....
Mohammed

Assalamualaaikum ihsan apa khabar lama kita tak berjumpa

7:58amIhsan

waalaikumsalam

ok je

ko still paham bahase melayu ke?

8:00amMohammed

Ye tapi saya tak ingat semua perkata kerna lama saya tak bercakap dgn orang melayu :):)

8:00amIhsan

haha

ko skarang buat apa? study?

atau dah keje? dah kawen?

8:02amMohammed

saya sekarang belajar medicine final year tapi saya masih belum berkawin

8:02amIhsan

oo

kat sudan la?

8:03amMohammed

Ye ,saya lihat kamu belajar medicine physiotherapy kat australia bagus lah

Adakah anda berkawin sudah berkerja

8:05amIhsan

hahaha belom

study lagi n still belom kawen

last yr abg n kakak aku kawen

8:05amMohammed

Apa khabar ayah(prof.afifi) ibu dan shafiq kirim salam keluarga semua

8:06amIhsan

owh

adik aku husna dekat UK, syafiq dekat sarawak

8:06amMohammed

Masha'allah baguslah

8:06amIhsan

bapak aku dh pencen

family ko amacam?

8:07amMohammed

Apa makna pencen

8:07amIhsan

retired

8:07amMohammed

Oh

8:09amIhsan

yup

so parent ko amcam?

8:10amMohammed

Ayah saya berkerja membuat dam kat sudan

8:10amIhsan

ooo

adik2?

ada berapa? slps maab ada adik lain?

8:11amMohammed

Ruaa dan musaab maab dan israa

8:12amIhsan

israa tuh pompuan la kan? ke laki?

8:12amMohammed

Ruaa sudah belajar faculty of engineering

Musab akan masuk next sunday eng. Juga

8:13amIhsan

icic

8:13amMohammed

Israa pumpuan born kat malaysia sebelum kita kembali

8:14amIhsan

ooo.. aku dh masuk skola asrama time tuh

8:15amMohammed

Saya sangat gembira kamu gunners saya juga arsenal 4 ever

......

......

the last time we met it must b in 1998, then his family went back to sudan after his father finished his study. im quite suprised by his level of malay. i dunno if he still love raihan but it's good to hear from u. it recalls back all the good times we had together as well as the nasty things he received from us just bcoz he's not one of us. we were kids back then and yeah kids do stupid stuffs. we shall meet one day iA.

ps: pic of raya in adelaide here.