Monday, October 19, 2009

delay notification



the conference



the place



the people


n more to come later (bile rajin sket). kl rajin nk wat cite sendrik gambo2 ade kat sini.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

pre-brisbane post

1. kje

hari2 kerja dari selasa sampai jumaat. ok la at least ade bende nk wat.

2. collectibles

minggu lepas telah terjumpa sebijik olympus trip 35 (1968). dlu dh beli sebijik minolta 7s (1966) tp dh kasik kat adik aku (jgn kasik kat org len lak). eddy dh sms aku kasik tau satu ag collection jersey arsenal aku dh dibeli n will b on it's way here. cun la.


rumet aku yg kiut terkantoi menggayakan trip 35 aku secara haram

3. Gone Fishing



orait, kemere on, record nih k. bendera ready, parang ready, face mask ready.
"a'uzubillahi minassyaitaanirrajim. walaaa tahsabannallazina qutiluu fi sabiilillaahi amwata, bal ahyaa'u 'inda rabbihim yurzaquuun. ooo u all the infide.... eh silap intro plak. cut cut!"

pkl 4 pg aku dikejutkan oleh azri utk sidai baju kje yg dibasuh lepas blk kje pkl 12.30am. aku dh sound manager awal2 suro kansel shift aku hari sabtu. dkt2 pkl 5 Safwan amik aku n pastuh pumpampumpam kumpul2 kat al-khalil mosque 6.30am gerak g wallaroo. misi org lain adalah utk memancing, misi aku adalah utk berendam, makan2 n lepak2 je. so ape bende pancing aku xbawak. misi ini dianjurkan oleh FAMSY n led by bro Bilal Moraby. sampai spot memancing no 1, aku dh konfius "eh camne nk mancing nih, xdek shopping complex or bus station pon kat sini?" dh lame2 br r aku paham, kat sini spot baik utk memancing chix2/milf kaya yg dok lepak2 atas yatch n boat. tp memandangkan misi aku adalah utk berendam dlm air sejuk mcm ais nih, aku pon kasik can r kaki2 pancing memancing n aku g berendam sorg2. tghari makan tghari pastuh sambung menyotong plak. last2 ptg pnt diorg wat ape ntah aku g tdo dlm kete sp maghrib. mlm sampai umah pkl 12 lebey. 1st prize dpt kat en samir yg dgn machonya menewaskan sotong kurita dengan sebelah tgn tetapi gelabah bila mendapati kunci rumah die termisplaced. apa daa!


the fallen fishermen

gamba2 len ade kat sni. x amik byk gamba sbb mls n kemere lupe nk charge. gamba2 len nk kne tgu en samir or en syazwan r plk.

4. Brisbane-ing

14-18/10/09. thanks to sportsmed yg membayar sume2 bende spt flight tix, hotel, rego fee dan lain2. xpack pape ag. nk kne kol qantas dlu tny bape kilo luggage die kasik.

5. bagan pinang by-election.

p bace sotkaba r, tp jgn caye utusan al-kazib tuh.


ps: mlm kang dh kje balik. ape boleh buat nasib badan.

Sunday, October 04, 2009

post-raya post

nothing much happened within last week, it makes me wonder if i shud even make this post or i better wait a bit longer in case an alien or a moster descended from the sky and kidnap my cuddly housemates mr syafiq n mr apam. well, either seems impossible to happen so i'll just write boring stuffs as usual.

1. open houses+makan free




it keeps me away from the kitchen, and it ensures me of happy stomach at the end of the day. thanks to MASCA, en Mangkok, umah Miu, umah kucai, umah akak2 postgrad n umah2 sape ag xlupe juge HJ tempat ku mengepau makanan slps kerja.

2. news

tsunami in American Samoa killed few hundred ppl, earthquake in Padang killed a few thousand ppl, SA premier's face bruised by rolled magazine. yeah, the world is nearing its end, stop playing mafia wars, and play some other alien wars instead in case we have to invade other planets.

3. bola

played futsal on sat night, n the same old ankle sprain revisited me for the 400th time. well, at least it kept me off work for a day which is not too bad for a raya weekend. i'm expecting not to play for another week. so if anybody can play on the left back + left winger plz contact el capitano Faris/Miu for audition. thx.

n congratulations to AW for his record-breaking 13yrs at arsenal. yeah manU supporter, i know dat ferguson has been at ur club for 20+ odd yrs now just by looking at the rounded ass of his and countless wrinkles on his face, and not to mention the chewy marks on the Old trafford's floor.

4. biological clock

it has got a bit dodgy lately, i managed to spend 6 hrs sitting watching prison break, and i woke up late for the prev 4 days. i guess it's all the day light saving thing's fault.

there u have it, a consistent weekly update from me, no less a consistently crap stuffs. i know that somewhere a mother of 3 will stop playing mafia wars & farmville and entertained by this post.

5. Work-Life balance

i volunteered myself to teach budak2+muallaf (preferebly budak2 kecik) how to recite quran. we had a session yesterday with ustat wan. well, hopefully i'll managed to squeeze in some time for the good of others. well, as i said earlier, life's pretty boring at the moment.

6. old fren

on a day when i was browsing some hot chix pics on Fb....
Mohammed

Assalamualaaikum ihsan apa khabar lama kita tak berjumpa

7:58amIhsan

waalaikumsalam

ok je

ko still paham bahase melayu ke?

8:00amMohammed

Ye tapi saya tak ingat semua perkata kerna lama saya tak bercakap dgn orang melayu :):)

8:00amIhsan

haha

ko skarang buat apa? study?

atau dah keje? dah kawen?

8:02amMohammed

saya sekarang belajar medicine final year tapi saya masih belum berkawin

8:02amIhsan

oo

kat sudan la?

8:03amMohammed

Ye ,saya lihat kamu belajar medicine physiotherapy kat australia bagus lah

Adakah anda berkawin sudah berkerja

8:05amIhsan

hahaha belom

study lagi n still belom kawen

last yr abg n kakak aku kawen

8:05amMohammed

Apa khabar ayah(prof.afifi) ibu dan shafiq kirim salam keluarga semua

8:06amIhsan

owh

adik aku husna dekat UK, syafiq dekat sarawak

8:06amMohammed

Masha'allah baguslah

8:06amIhsan

bapak aku dh pencen

family ko amacam?

8:07amMohammed

Apa makna pencen

8:07amIhsan

retired

8:07amMohammed

Oh

8:09amIhsan

yup

so parent ko amcam?

8:10amMohammed

Ayah saya berkerja membuat dam kat sudan

8:10amIhsan

ooo

adik2?

ada berapa? slps maab ada adik lain?

8:11amMohammed

Ruaa dan musaab maab dan israa

8:12amIhsan

israa tuh pompuan la kan? ke laki?

8:12amMohammed

Ruaa sudah belajar faculty of engineering

Musab akan masuk next sunday eng. Juga

8:13amIhsan

icic

8:13amMohammed

Israa pumpuan born kat malaysia sebelum kita kembali

8:14amIhsan

ooo.. aku dh masuk skola asrama time tuh

8:15amMohammed

Saya sangat gembira kamu gunners saya juga arsenal 4 ever

......

......

the last time we met it must b in 1998, then his family went back to sudan after his father finished his study. im quite suprised by his level of malay. i dunno if he still love raihan but it's good to hear from u. it recalls back all the good times we had together as well as the nasty things he received from us just bcoz he's not one of us. we were kids back then and yeah kids do stupid stuffs. we shall meet one day iA.

ps: pic of raya in adelaide here.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Raya Raya Vinctoria 09


paradise interchange 0415hrs


17/09/09

after working a 6-hr shift on 16/09, i stayed up until 4am so that i wont miss the 4.30am bus to airport. arrived at the airport at 5.15am n checked in just before 5.30am (45mins b4 flight check in regulation), n there were still ppl queing behind me, stuff them wahahaha.

the stewardess weren't any attractive enuff to entertain my eyes so im off for my much needed sleep. upon landing at the Melbourne epot, it took about 10 mins for the plane to get to the terminal due to heavy fog in Sydney and planes destined to sydney epot were diverted to Melbourne n Brisbane epot. the reality of Victorians costly life hit me, as i was welcomed with a $16 (apsal aku xbli retur tic? nnt ujung2 aku cte) 20mins bus trip to the city. i wandered arnd DFO n then took a train to Topek's place in East Oakleigh (petempatan budak2 Monash). Zul n Napong picked me up at the Huntingdale Stn.

aktiviti menarik kat sane: bola, makan, terawih, makan, sembang2

19/09/09


view from the balcony

lepas zohor aku n topek g dandenong utk shopping barang2 raya. gle r minority siot org putih kat dandenong. pastuh ki reply sms n bergerak r ke sydney rd utk membeli baklava. sampai2 sane kedai tuh tutup plak utk bukak pose. cis. nih xleh jadik, so aku pon g kdai lain. awek/akak/makcik tukang bungkus baklava 5kg aku tuh boleh tahan gk cun, n harge raye baklava tuh boleh tahan gk mahal. ape leh wat, bli je r mls nk tggu2 dah. pkl 9mlm amik V/Line g Geelong yg berharge $6++. sampai geelong dlm pkl 10 lebey kot, kol2 xdek org angkat rupenye abg aku dh ttdo. lps die terbangun die pon amik aku kat stesen ketapi bawak g waterfront apartment die tuh. dapat r melayan game arsenal-wigan yg mcm bese menjanjikan gol yg byk. wahahahaha

20/09/09


peduduk melayu geelong

g solat raye kat mesjit (convert from a church) kat geelong tuh. agak xorganise n kelam kabut solat raye sbb ramai org kot, n the g beraye kat umah satu brader tuh. makan lebey kurg pastuh balik tukar bj n g ikut org2 Shell yg terdiri drpd Ki, Uncle Bob & Emerson a.k.a Paray/Parei eat wind and wash eye. pusing2 mane2 ntah usha2 n carik haiwan (dan perempuan) exotic.


2 bekstritbois + 1 bekstritangkel

21/09/09



plan2 nyer nk balik ke melben sbb ptg tuh ade makan2 ISMA-Victoria, boleh r aku mengusha classmet2 aku n kawan2 n jr2 n keindahan ciptaan tuhan kat victoria, tp tetibe abg aku sound suro stay lg satu mlm utk bermakan2 indian food mlm tuh. so terperangkap r aku drpd lps zohor sampai pkl 6 ptg mengusung beg mencari toilet etc sbb xdek kunci nk masuk apartment n abg aku abes kje pkl 5.30pm. so abes satu geelong aku pusing. mlm tuh g r berindian food sorg $40 wahahahaha


misteri keboroian selepas kerja telah dibongkari

22/09/09



lps zohor bergerak la aku g melben utk menghabiskan sisa2 hidup kat victoria nih. jalan2 carik trian stn tp silap, so bak kate pepatah malu bertanya sesat jalan, aku pon bertanya kpd satu ex-primary skool teacher, n she was very nice showed me the direction. we had a short chat along the way.

sampai2 melben, aku pon blurr sbb xtau nk wat pe sbb budak2 tuh sume still kat sepital n pengguaan henpon agak limited. so aku g vic market tp dh tutup r plak. naik trem g brunswick turun stop 21, n menggunakan ilmu penaakulan mantik dan photographic&pornografik memory aku pon main bedal je jln mane2. sampai r aku terase mcm xtau nk pusing mane, aku pon approach satu brader oz yg sedang masukkan baby die dlm kusi baby kat seat blakang. die pon dgn baik hatiyer mengeluarkan buku peta n tlg carik jalan. n tetibe die dgn baik hatinye mengoffer utk hantar aku g sane. so aku pon masuk dlm kete die n die pon pusing2 sampai jumpe jalan tuh. name encik tuh adelah en james. tq en james. n anak die kat blakang tuh name... aiseh xigt name anak die ape. pendek cite, sampai r umah fira utk dimakan tanggung berak xcangkung kat situ.

23/09/09


pusat perbasikalan Barkly St

oh besday aku yg ke 24 rupenye (thx for all the well-wishes-sambil-kutuk2). xdek dpt hadiah pape pon so beg aku remain 4kg+. so aku pon pow beskal fira yg berupa sebuah diamondback bertayar 26" x 30 kot sedap utk melompat2 divider bile salah jalan. tp yg xbesnyer beskal tuh fixed gear. so i had to put up with the downside of it n ride like a true commuter, slowly but surely. pusing smith st, pastuh g lonsdale st, sesat2 sp tpt2 yg dak melben pon tatau katne n diakhiri dgn sesi makan2 kfc kat flemington. so 4 jam having a very gay time of my own tanpa membeli ape2 sbb jacket yg aku berkenan tuh xdek size. i can say now dat im confident with Melbourne streets. xdek la susa mane pon.


kfc flemington n umah Barkley xmuat dlm peta nih

24/09/09



pagi2 pkl 6 kuar umah dihantar oleh fira ke Southern Cross utk amik Flybus. aku xbli return tiket arituh sbb 1. aku tatau ade return tic nyer price 2. aku bajet mane r tau kot2 r rakan2 aku yg baik hati tuh nk hantar aku g epot. tp memandangkan diorg dak2 medic agak bz n aku pon dah kaye skang wahahahaha. so sampai epot awal, g carik krispykreame utk anak dara encik rozanizam zakaria.


stewardess yg 'bolehla' compared to others

sekian berakhirnya kisah cuti raya yg xmcm raya sbb xckop rendang n kuah kacang tp cukop makan.

tq to all the ppl esp Ki, Topek & co, Fira & co, Ex-M03f (wlpn xsempat/xdek can nk jumpe), makcik penunjuk jalan kat Geelong, En James & babynya, n xlupa juga pihak penganjur iaitu syarikat minyak Shell yg membayar makan2, apartment, kereta, minyak kereta kat geelong.



selamat hari raya maaf zahir batin. panjang umur boleh la kita menumpang mandi.

ps 1 : susah gle nk jumpe chix melben yg combo cun+muda+slim. sumeyer either cun tetapi gemok, slim tetapi tidak cun, cun dan slim tetapi tua etc. baik r lepak rundle je.

ps 2: gamba2 lain ade kat sini.


ps 3: post yg menarik drpd abg aku wahahahaha.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

selamat hari raya puasa 1430



selamat hari raya diucapkan kpd Umi, Ayah, Kakak, Abg Azwan n family, Ki, Kak Bab n family, Una yg tgh jalan2 kat Italy, Syafiq, makcik pakcik, sedare mare, jiran2, rakan2, guru2, n sape2 je r yg bace post nih.

maaf zahir batin. makan free yeaahuuu!

kullu aamin waantum bikhair. taqabbalallahu minna wa minkum!

ps: still kat oakleigh east tunggu panggilan geelong dr pg td

Monday, September 14, 2009

2009 Premier League champions



so holiday started as soon as i submitted the assignment last friday. well, i have to admit it is pretty boring at the moment, but previous week hasnt been short of excitement at all.

1. Iftars

at last, i managed to let loose of working burden, and joined the IDC iftar last Friday. and for few days i managed to have tarawih at the mosques.woho.

2. Bazar Ramadhan

a bazaar ramadhan was held at the adelaide uni lawn last saturday. i did not spend much since i got to go to work afterwards. 2 things we can see from the event, a) we Malaysians love our food regardless the race (kesian plak aku tgk stall makcik bosnia tuh) n b) most of the ppl who responded to issua's banners/posters are malaysian. i shall not give further comment on that.

3. Adebedebahyoor

when Adebayor landed the mancity deal last summer (in the UK), i know that Arsenal is losing a very good players. He is strong in the air, he can hold the ball and he is quicker than Theo Walkot. but i guess his attitudes and antics make the fans threw shit at him, and after the weekend clash, it makes the fans wanna throw shitload of shit at him repetitively, until he suffocate and die in deep shit like this guy. i can understand his reaction/ celebration after he scored against his old club (well, y shouldnt he?), but stomping an ex-team mate in the face INTENTIONALLY is just too much.

well, a lost is a lost and talking about it wont change anything, but i guess AW's decision to sell him is justified.

4. Final Fixture of 2009

so the Foxes played their final fixture for the season at the Hindmarsh, against the top-of-the-table Croydon. this time we were placed in a smaller room to give way to superleague teams playing later that day. after 90 mins n extra time, the score was 1-1. another penalty shootout to decide the league title. The Foxes completed their double as the GK again was the hero after he saved the 4th opponent's penalty (they missed 2 earlier, which 1 of them is one of the most hooribly taken spotkick ever, it was 5m wide off the post). too bad i wasnt able to stay any longer with the ppl since i have to go to Adelaide city mosque n then went to work at 8pm. the sweetest thing is, i received a winners' medal as well wahahahahaha! wahahahahahah!!!!


what an end to a fairytale season

5. Melbourne


i already packed my stuffs. a bag less than 7kg for a week stay (yes, ade alasan xupdate). budak2 melben silelah organise bola + makan2 sebanyak2 yg anda boleh k. thanks. i love u.

SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF ZAHIR BATIN KALAU XNAK MAAFKAN LANTAK KORG LA PEDULIK HAPE AKU. KL NK HANTAR KAD RAYE KE KUIH RAYE KE DUIT RAYE KE JGN MALU2 KONTEK AKU K. N SAPE2 YG XBAYAR ZAKAT AG TUH SILELAH BAYAR. SELAMAT MENAMbAH BERAT & UKURLILIT PINGGANG DI MUSIM PERAYAAN
.


tq org sotkaba. I love u too

gamba2 lain (iftar umah Im, Flinders Uni etc ade kat sini.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Exciting opportunity for Malaysians In Australia

Dear All

Sports Medicine Australia has been successful in our funding application to the Australian/Malaysian association.

This means we can support malaysian nationals to attend this year's conference. Depending how many requests we get, we can do anything from fully funded down to a rego waiver. Thus far we have one fully-funded delegate who qualified because he had submitted an abstract (later withdrawn because of lack of funds - lucky him!)

As time is short, this will be a case of first in, best dressed. If you have any Malaysian colleagues, collaborators, contacts - please let me know. If they submit an abstract, they will get a poster.

NBNB This also applies to any Malaysian nationals working or studying in Australia.

The only requirement we make is that they attend a Safer Sport program train the trainer workshop on the Sunday after the conference.

Apologies for multiple sending as I have sent to groups.

All the best

Gary Moorhead
Chief Executive Officer
Sports Medicine Australia
PO Box 78 Mitchell, ACT, 2911
Ph 61 2 6241 9344
Fax 61 2 6241 1611

Mobile 0418 555877

so i called Gary, n below was the email i got from him

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Dear Mohamad
This is a bit like winning the lottery because the short lead time means we have to make fast decisions.
If you are able to attend, the grant will cover your conference registration, return airfare Adelaide to Brisbane and your accommodation for 4 nights at the Ibis hotel in Brisbane, taxi fares in Brisbane, all lunches and dinner Thursday (River Cruise) and Saturday (Conference Dinner).
You will need to pay for:
* Taxis in Adelaide
* Breakfasts
* Dinner Wed/Fri
NB The other condition of attending is that you also attend a workshop on Sunday 18 (day after the Conference) with the other Mayalsian delegates. This will be a train the trainer session to enable you to teach the Sports Medicine Australia sports trainer course.
Information about the Conference can be found at www.beactive09.com
Let me know as soon as possible if you wish to attend as we are allocating the funds on a first come first served basis.


ps: this is no joke, n if u have any Qs, call the contact given above, put in some effort instead of being so malay n tanya aku mcm2 konon2 nk play safe.

Sunday, September 06, 2009

a week it was..

1. bye2 FMC

i passed my musculoskeletal rotation last thursday, n completed the 6-week term last friday. still an assignment to submit and a test to sit this thursday, but the relief of not failing the rotation is hard to overtcome.

2. hello superleague 2010

last saturday, it was a play-off game between the Foxes and the White city away at their ground. the winner of the match will play in the cup final, n will b the 2nd team to be promoted into the super league next season. it was a "sell-out" attendace, there should be at least 800 ppl, mostly the home supporters, came to cheer their teams. we started well n scored early into the match. there were few nervous moments, and with frustration creeping in, the play started to turn ugly. towards the end of the game, the manager told us not to get involve with the shits we're going to receive from the home fans, as it is commonly practiced among ethnic-based fcs. as we walked out of the bench towards the changing room, there was already an arguement happening, but it was between a home fan with the home team coach. i just smirked in amazement n walked off. so the CUFC r going to play in the Super League with the likes of Adelaide City, Metrostars etc. gonna be much more fun, and a lot more interesting injuries!

other results:

u19: Croydon 2-3 Foxes
Reserves: Croydon 2-1 Foxes

3. part-time work

i worked 5 days straight monday-friday, n missed all the free nasik arabs for 5 days in a row. for 2 days i broke my fast with strawberries, fries n onion rings in the HJ's changing room, and did not had rice for 5 days. so sabtu n ahad kasik hentam puas2 iftar masjid city n umah kirby yg baru td. skang nih rs mcm octomum je, nk bangun p toilet pon malas wahahahaha.

but the thing is, im a bit disappointed to have to miss all the tarawihs at the mosques.

n i think i've saved enuff money, n various frens/family member suggested me to pergi haji/beli beskal baru/beli moto/jalan2 europe/kawen??/byk yuran uni, but i still havnt decide yet what to do with the money. surely not the kawen part, not for now. well, i was born a saver not a spender (spender wtf)

4. Melbourne Trip

i havnt plan anything yet, i havnt seriuosly contacted anybody in melbourne to arrage my accomodation n other things. i guess i am becoming more carefree overtime n as long as i can spend some time with my brother within the week (17-24 sept), i'll be satisfied with the trip. i recieved a call from him this afternoon, he is in mlebourne already! woho! my plan is to stay a couple of days with frens from Monash Uni, n lepak2 with frens from Melbourne Uni as raya approaching. i was told that MSD held quite a big hari raya feast in previous years, so surely i'll b around the city for that. so budak2 Melben yg kebosanan, ataupon awek2 melben yg kesunyian leh r kontek2 aku, leh kite bermoreh2 beramai2.

5. other stuffs

cow-head issues: those r things we can expect coming from those ppl just by glancing at their leaders' behavior, a truly rempit's professionalism.

stuff uni works n other stuffs, im off now. go read newspapers instead! i'll put up some pics later.. i mean really really later. like 2 or 3 days later.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Final Week At FMC

1. Puase
cam bese, still berbasikal ke siti n mane2 utk berbuka, berbola mahupon bekerja.
2. Kje Bola
15.9 kms oneway
kje kat Weigall Oval, home kpd Croydon. ade 3-4 org dak2 muslim yg puase smlm main utk croydon reserves, tp halfway match abandoned sbb pitch mcm sawah n ujan lebat. yg dok dlm bench pon sume basah mcm xdek bench.
result2 lain (game kat home ground):
U19 0-1 Comets (kot)
Seniors 2-0 Comets

3. Iftar

imam elfererius elbert

berbuke kat masjit siti 2 kali, al khalil sekali n wandana sekali, so dh kompem wandana xdek berbuke, aku dh prepare bawak makanan sendrik pon. smlm berbuke kat umah Im beramai2. byk gle makan oi.

4. ManU Vs Arsenal
ref mengarut. n manU undeservedly won the match, they were crap truout the match, n were lucky to win the game. Penalty n OG. n best player of the match was Fletcher? did he even played? i wud give it to Rooney if i have to. bt yeah it was frustrating to lose like that. rase cam nk tumbuk2 je keling mabuk fan manU dok blakang aku smlm. well thats football. the more u comment the more of a loser u look like regardless of how things happened.
5. FMC
hmm, cant write too much abt dis just yet, hopefully everything went well n i'll b off to melbourne for raya with some passion for raya.

dats all for now. slmt berbuka

ps: report arituh masuk paper n kat sini. wahahaha!

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Ramadhan 1430


ubat tonik abg kuat di bulan puasa

1. Pre-ramadhan

berfegangkan kefada kalimat fefatah melayu mesopotamia, 'malang xberbau namun nasik sheikhul arabi harum jiddan', ana telah mengsfendkan mase utk mengupdatekan tayar darrajati yg tercinta dengan mengefumfkan menatang asdhar diatas. tujuan dan motif ferbuatan tersebut adalah lianna mengelakkan tayar fancit sefanjang ferjalanan ke mesjit utk berbuka fuasa la. dengan kurgnya kadar femancitan, ana akan dapat hadir ke majlis berbuka fuasa pada 'kitaban mawquta' disamping mengurangkan kadar fencarutan berganda apabila musibah berlaku. disamping itu, ana juga telah menukarkan tayar defan dengan al tayaran jadidan.

2. Dh ramadhan

semalam xkje.. waahahahah. ana sangatlah gumbira kerana ana tidak kerja semalam. ana sudahlah kerja dari hari ahad samfailah hari jumaat setiap hari. ana pon duduklah fil uni membuat kerja dan beriftar fil masjid siti wal tarawih wal balik rumah liushahidu al qurratul qadami, baina arsenal wa fompii. arsenal fon menang 4-1. ana sudahlah miss satu tarawih dekat masjid sbb ana kerja malam jumuah. tadi ana punya manager sudah kasik call tanya mau kerja fissa'atu assaniatu ila assa'atu assaminatu, tafi ana tak mau sbb ana mau makan2 fil masjid.

3. Ramadhan guide
(berdasarkan ingatan aku dari taun2 lepas)


pusat2 berbuka puasa:
a. alkhalil - nasik minyak ngn kari kambing, n samosa + lain2
b. Siti mosque - nasik org iraq + lain2
c. Wandana Mosque - xdek bukak pose hari2 tp kl ade sure grand gle.
d. Rumah2 persendirian - sukehati tuan rumah r nk wat ape2 pon
e. tpt kerja - Fries, beger, roti, onion rings, bacon, nuggets & soft drinks

pusat2 terawih:
a. Siti Mosque: 8 rakaat pendek2 (fevret ramai)
b. Al-khalil: 20 rakaat 1 juz
c. Wandana Mosque: 8 rakaat 1 juz tp bace laju (fevret aku)
d. Rumah2 persendirian: ikut sukahati imam
e. xbuat langsung

pusat2 moreh:
a. rumah2 persendirian
b. rumah org lain (lebih afdal)
c. villis, pizza house, safra etc

4. lain2

menyahut seruan adelaidenow.com yg ini, aku telah melodgekan satu report. aku kdg2 rajin gk respond kat sotkaba just for fun. berikut adalah report yg telah direpotkan time bosan2 buat keje kat uni smlm.

date:21/08/09
time: 2340
location: sudholz rd Gilles Plains-Paradise

hi, i dont know if these ppl can be categorised as hoon ,but yesterday after i finished working at a fastfood outlet in Gilles Plains around 11.40pm, i cycled home to paradise. Suddenly a car filled with teenagers/youngsters took over me and started shouting and abusing me. i kept my calm and didnt respond, and i didnt give so much attention to the details because such incident happened quite frequently anywhere around Adelaide.

as i arrived near the paradise interchange, i saw the same car parked on the road side, and the boys started chasing me with a stick, and some of them tried to follow me home too.

it is a bit unfortunate that i didnt manage to get much info other than the colour of the sedan car (maroon/dark red/Brown, well it was at night), and i wasnt able to recognise their faces as well due to the time it happened and i was busy thinking of saving my arse.

this is the second time the similar incident happened along the road, the last time one of the male passenger threw things at me but thank god he just born suck at throwing.

i hope these boys died in a car crash or roadside shooting or some other literally eye-popping gruesome incidents. such people are not suppose to be alive let alone to be on the roads.

thank you and have a good day.



selamat berpuasa n congrats to poji yg sudah beranak. kpd en Mufas n Andik yg baru kawen arituh, berhati2 membuat anak di bulan ramadhan. oh n gudluck to Miss Rachel Finch (Miss Oz) yg akan bertungkus lumus kat Bahamas utk miss universe 09 comp mlm nih. tunjukkan lah kesemua bakat2 yg ada.

ps: saya berharap agar Tuan Guru Nik Aziz Nik Mat mengikut nasihat Tuan Guru Muhyiddin Yassin supaya beliau bertaubat.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

gamba org sotkaba kat intenet



en kapten yg patah cheekbonennya


byk2 posing satu nih je ade.. chet!

tqthe messenger.






Sunday, August 16, 2009

FFSA cup winner 2009



1. IAW 2009

best, tp xdpt get involve sgt sbb hari2 g hospital n xdek kat uni. a bit disappointed sbb hari jumaat nyer kne cancel sbb ade uni open day kat flinders. xdpt lunch free. haih

2. Kje bola.

kalau rs malas nk bace, bace je kat sini or xyah bc langsung.
hari sabtu yg panas gle, pagi2 jage catch-up game budak U-19 kat salisbury (mng 1-0). pastuh join senior team kat hindmarsh stadium for the cup final game against campbeltown (Super league champ, league lg atas r). saje suke2 masuk changeroom sume2, bkn sng nk masuk as official (wlpn xkje pon utk game nih).


toilet je dh lg besar drpd changeroom santos stadium

gle rs mcm poyo plak duduk kat bench time game, dgn supporter yg aku rs ade r kot ~500-1000 kat blakang. backline mcm xkuat sgt sbb Neil (player manager) xmain sbb ade family member die meninggal beberape hari lps. so the game started bla bla bla. 2nd half, few mins in, a bloody incident happened to our captain. he suffered a concussion which left him agitated & unconcious for 1.5mins n seemed to have broken his R cheekbone a.k.a maxilla, he was spiting blood all over the pitch. thank god matt was the working physio at that moment. so we waited for the ambo ppl to come, and the game was delayed for abt ~15 mins. the crowd applauded the ambo n the medico team (i'll take it eventho aku tolong bawak beg je hahaha, nk watpe ramai2 wat kje) as the ambulance left for RAH. the match continued, and Rob hit the crossbar in the dying minutes, so 0-0 after 90mins.
to cut things short, the Foxes were triumphant over the Red Devils, credit to the GK Marion who saved the 1st penalty. i was a bit disappointed not to receive the winners medal (ade medal utk physio gk rupenye) considering i was the one who replaced matt for the quarter n semi rounds, but he truly deserves the medal of what he did for Dan today.

then i joined the team on the bus back to the clubhouse to celebrate even more, free dinner makan kari siot. hahaha.


marion yg sedang diinterview radio

so sape2 yg ade nampak gamba aku dlm sotkaba kang sile sound k, aku nk simpan.

ps: gamba2 lain ade kat sini.

3. kje HJ

xg kje 2 hari sbb demam arituh, tp duit masuk je wahahahah!

4. Everton 1-6 Arsenal

wahahaha bodo gle Everton. perfect season opener for arsenal. not the best display, but surely the kind of results we're looking fwd to.


pemalas punye editor


min 92, 5 goals down, comeback's on? wahahahaha!

5. Bulan puasa.

cuak plak, mcm akn byk miss terawih (n makanan arab) kat mesjit je sbb kje.

"Seorang lagi penduduk yang mahu dikenali sebagai Pak Mat berkata, kejadian itu secara tidak langsung membolehkan penduduk mendapatkan bekalan beras percuma sebagai persediaan menjelang Ramadan tidak lama lagi." -metro-

bagus la, pkai beras curik utk bulan Ramadhan, mmg barakah gile r bulan ramadhan penduduk kampung nih.

kpd mufas, andik etc yg baru kawen tuh pandai2 r korg, dok la mesjit lame2 sket waktu siang, mlm2 tuh jgn lpe terawih plak.

selamat berpuasa kpd sume. bykkn ibadat (aiseh), kurangkn makan (kat umah, mkn kat mesjit free hari2), kurangkan tdo (esp lps sahur sampai tghari), beraklah bile perlu!



"insyaallah brother, eat some more brother!"

Sunday, August 09, 2009

unwell

1. graduation



congrats to budak2 yg grad, thx to ann yg wat makan2, n memberi peluang ktorg yg xgrad mkn2 dessert grad korang wahahaha. haih, ble r aku nk grad plak nih.

2. kje bola



final game for the 2009 season, away at the Pirates Park (dkt2 semaphore tuh). memandangkan keaadaan diri sendiri yg mcm demam2 sejak hari jumaat (balik kje awal hari jumaat), memule cam malas nk g kje, pastuh pk2 stakat ~40km return tuh ape r sgt, selambe berbasikal, berpeluh2 tp demam still xilang. cis. so the results are:

Pirates vs Foxes
U-19: 1-3 (finished top of the table with one match to play)
Reserves: 2-0 (4th)
Seniors: 2-2 (3rd)

so next week cup round kat Hindmarsh stadium wahahahaha.

3. Jom Jom Futsal Petsa


oi ape name team r, sp skang aku tatau

played just 1 match, i think the fever/cold/flu is messing up with my body function. woke up with L wry neck, sprained L adductor mm early into the 2nd match, n currently having a swollen L knee out of nowhere. WTF??!!. oh, not to mention the champion medal as well. cograts ppl.

1st: Team Im Jahat (tuh gamba atas tuh)
2nd: Team Jibo
3rd: Team Abu
Best Player: Miu
Top scorer: Mus

4. minggu kesihatan lelaki 2009

baca sini, sini, n sini. so lps nih marilah kita rajin bersolat, lg2 plak ramadhan dh dekat. n dak2 pompuan kl tgk dak laki tdo2 dlm kelas ke dok tgk dak laki byk tdo ke jgn kate dak2 laki nih pemalas lak, tgh bersenam tuh.

update: Hepi besday Una esok! lupe plak. hahaha.
sekian. gamba2 lain ade kat sini.

Monday, August 03, 2009

Govt = Sick Ducks

1. Basikal

ahad minggu lepas (bukan ahad smlm), sambil2 konon2 berprepare utk clinical placement, tergatal2 plak memomen beskal, so ter-restorelah basikal yg dh 2 taun xpkai.



2. don't be sad

program anjuran famsy, yg aku rs agak best wlpn ade part2 yg membosankn, nasib baik x tertido. conclusionnyer, there r lots of reason not to be sad, n stop whining of everything.



reminds me of this as well:



3. bola

home game against white city, 3rd vs 4th, n with only 1 more league game to go, the promotion is at stake for both teams. fortunately, 2 goals in the final mins completed the comeback by the home team. a little off-pitch drama followed shortly after the final whistle. then followed by calamari n free fries. hahaha. so the results r:

U-19: 3-1
Reserves: 4-0
Seniors: 2-1

4. siapa yg salah?

jumaat lepas, aku abes kat Flinders med ctr agak awal so bajet2 sempat kejar solat jumaat kat Adelaide Uni pkl 12.30pm. sekali bas lambat n berlari2 aku nk kasik sempat gk kat city tuh. sampai2 prayer room time tuh dh dkt2 pkl 1pm, tp diorg kate khutbah br start sbb xdek khatib. fair enuf. mamat yg jadik khatib time tuh committee members of isoc. then bile dh abes solat ramai plak komplen rukun xckop la ape la. owh, volunteer xnk, ble org lain step up n wat silap tau lak rukun xckop la nih xbtol la ni la (arab ke, melayu ke, paki ke, sume same je). so conclusion nyer kat sini, rajin2kan r volunteerkan diri, esp bile time2 camnih. ilmu tanpe amal mcm pokok yg xberbuah, ataupon ibarat kucing yg dikasikan. bukan susa pon bace khutbah kl dh tau rukun2, kasik aku text, kat mesjit negare pon aku buleh bace!

5. ISA issue

Pak Ajib ckp kat el-jazillo (media arab-german), ISA sedang direview so xyah susah2 nk protes2, Tok Che Det suro kasik modify sket so dat xlapuk, Bang Mudin ckp xkan bubar, Bro Zahid takut darurat, tuh blom brader level bawahan. diorg nih sume 'itik yg sakit' a.k.a Sick Ducks (sila swap places u & i tuh). bodo cam tenuk sembelit. sape2 yg rase ISA tuh perlu, ketahuilah anda sudah termakan scare tactic para itik2 yg sakit diatas dan dan itik2 sakit yg dh mampos terdahulu.

dipetik dr note faceboook abg aku:

Diriwayatkan dari Jabr bin Abdillah ra dari Nabi saw sesungguhnya beliau bersabda kepada Ka'ab bin Ajrah, "Semoga Alah menjauhkan kamu dari pemimpin yang bodoh."

Ka'ab bertanya, "Siapakah pemimpin yang tolol/bodoh itu, ya Rasulullah?" Rasulullah menjawab: "Yaitu para pemimpin sesudahku yang tidak mau memberi petunjuk seperti petunjukku, tidak pula mau menerapkan syariat (peraturan, undang-undang) seperti ajaranku. Barangsiapa membenarkan perilaku pemimpin tersebut dengan segala kebohongannya dan membantu segala perilaku zhalimnya, maka mereka bukan termasuk ummatku dan aku terbebas dari mereka. Mereka tidak akan pernah mencicipi telagaku (di surga). Sebaliknya, barangsiapa tidak membenarkan segala kebohongan yang diperbuat pemimpin tersebut dan tidak pula membantu perilaku zhalimnya, maka mereka termasuk ummatku dan akupun meridhainya. Mereka akan minum air telagaku (di surga)".

so ape yg pelik sgt kl nik aziz ckp pergi jahanam umno? nabi pon ckp bodoh selambe je.

6. kahwin.



selamat pengantin br kpd en nate Mufas dgn awek klas nisam cik Ili. kad kawenmu yg wangi dan envelope bersetem rm2 akan selamat ku semat didalam recycle bin. kpd dak2 laki yg plan nk kawen, lek2 dlu, sabar, kerana setiap kesusahan itu ade kesenangan. bace sini. yg pompuan baik kawen cpt2, nnti xleh bersaing dgn sihat plak ngn generasi bawahan. hahahaha.


habis madu sepah disepah2kan

ps: cograts to Arsenal yg dh mng Emirates Cup utk ke 3 kalinye, wlpn aku miss sume match sbb silap tgk timetable ( n mls k bgn sejuk2)

Saturday, July 25, 2009

big things coming up

1. Clinical placement

next isnin start 6-week rotation kt flinders med ctr, so ari2 akn naik bas pg2 buta utk sp sane, n akn kurg berbasikal. so big belly is coming up as well

2. FFSA cup final

against the odds, the Foxes managed to overcome Adelaide City 1-0 in the semi game at the Croatian Sports Complex, so they're in the final, at the Hindmarsh stdm. cun la boleh aku merayau2 kt changeroom hindmarsh. wahahahaahah!

earlier, catch-up match U-19 against Salisbury at the home grd, we won 3-1

3. mesia vs kookaburas



mesia menujukkan perkembangan yg positif, 1st half 4-0, 2nd half 8-1. kre berbaloi bayar $10 utk 9 gol (gelakkan lebau yg bajet dh grad byr $15 wahahahhahaha). so esok 2nd test match, hopefully diorg main power sket. thx to anees n nina yg menyumbangkn bekalan tenaga utk aku berbasikal blk umh.

pics here. more pics on Fb (kemere org len r)

update: 2nd test mesia mng 1-0 siot. gle r!

n thx to all the takziahs u good ppl.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Tokwan 1926-2009

dalam quran, selain drpd die kasik tau laki boleh kawen 4, ade gk ayat quran yg kasik tau bahawasanya setiap yg bernyawa tuh mesti akan mati


1926-2009

arinih bizi btol kje, aku jage sorg Frontboard (kre dh tahap2 Eddy r lebey kurg), dh abes kje dlm pkl 12tgh mlm, baru check henpon, tgk2 ade sms from ki

"salam adik2, tokwan dah kembali ke rahmatullah"

aku yg tgh tggu manager setel2kan kje n nk suro die tlg hantar balik umah pon kol r umah. anatare bende yg mak aku ckp kat aku berbunyik camnih:

"esan xyah la balik k... "hahaha.. tau2 je mak aku aku malas balik.

tp tuh r, ble bende2 camnih jadik, aku pon blur2 nk react camne, memule aku mcm senyum2 je ble aku kasik tau manager aku, pastuh lame sket, br r terflashback all those time we spent together, buat lawak, time atuk aku komen psl bini abg aku cun ke x, camne aku pakse die kuar umah jalan2, camne ktorg sorokkan wheelchair die so dat he'll hav to walk, camne ktorg plan perjalanan ke PD mase kenduri kawen ki tuh, n camne mlm kat PD tuh aku jage die n die ajak aku sembang pkl 3 pg, time tuh aku dh la penat drive, mlm2 die kejut tolong die g toilet n mandikan die (biase r org2 tua), camne aku ngn adik aku berpeluh2 time kenduri kawen tuh dok bawak atuk aku naik turun tangge pkai wheelchair, camne ktorg mem'fucking out'kan die, camne una blend makanan2 yg pelik2 utk kasik atuk aku leh mkn (sbb die xdek gigi, gigi palsu die letak mane ntah), camne ktorg tolong die solat, n camne ktorg bukakkan tv tiap2 pg utk die tgk 'bicara mufti kat TV1', camne adik aku buat2 lawak pasal die pastuh suro die doakan so dat Allah ampunkan dosa2 cucu dia, etc.

tp kadang2 aku kesian tgk parent aku yg bertungkus lumus jage atuk aku, sampai diorg pon sakit2 blakang, amik cuti, tuka kje ("...hang buat apa berenti kerja, org lain susah nk carik kerja la ni..."), aku yg jage die bape bulan je pon kdg2 rs frust, bosan, kecewe etc, tp tuh r ble tgk mak aku sbg menantu yg gle babeng sabar etc, aku mcm respek gle r. kl aku bapak sendirik pon belom tentu lg leh wat camtuh ( tp bapak aku dh sound awal2 die kang tua2 nk lepak2 kat umah org tua je... hahaha.. )

ape2pon, hopefully roh atuk aku ditempatkan dikalangan org2 yg beriman, n hopefully jugak family aku dpt bersabar atas pemergian atuk aku. korg lak ko ckp takziah kat aku, jgn kecik ati lak kl aku xreply, sbb aku xtau nk respond camne? thanks? nw? isk2? ntah r, bende jarang2 jadik nih susa sket.

thanks to all yg mendoakan n mereply kpd status Fb & YM aku. dh r aku nk tdo, esok klas pkl 9-4.30 ag, nk kne sidai baju n masak pg2 esok.. huhuhu

aku rs r, kl tokwan aku leh ckp ngn aku skang, die akan cakap "tokwan dah habaq awai2 dah..."

antara post terawal aku psl tokwan aku, time nih pon die dh start sakit2.

so utk mengakhiri post yg sayu nih, aku quote manager aku

"he's lucky to have a family like urs"

Al-Fatihah buat Abdul Mukti Bin Mustafa Bin Md Said Bin Yusuf

ps: Tokwan, kem slm r kat Mikel Jeksen kl jumpe die k

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Mission Salisbury: Unable to complete


the story of the day

Misi Salisbury

misi minggu ini adalah berbasikal ke homeground Salisbury Utd FC. so far ni r pembasikalan yg paling menyeksakan, against headwind+ steep n prolonged climb between tea tree gully n Salisbury. berbekalkan tayar yg baru ditukar n basikal yg gagal ditukar lg, berbekalkan sistem GPS yg terkini, perjalanan dimulakan pada pkl 10.30am so that sempat sampai utk keje pkl 12tghari.

GPS v3.0

after 30mins, baru sampai area para hills sbb bukit nyer pasal. rase mcm nk mampos je. tp bak kata pepatah, berakit2 ke hulu berenang2 ketepian, mendaki bukit dahulu menurun bukit dan berilek2 menurun bukit kemudian.


stop kejap utk amik gambar kat2 Parafield
lepas lebey kurg sejam n 19km, tgk2 xdek org, rupenye game U-19 dicancel/postpone sbb musim ujan lately n padang dh jadik mcm sawah kat NCG Sydney tuh. cis, baik aku dok umah layan siti sarah nur kasih. so the results are:

Salisbury Vs Foxes
Reserves: 1-4
Seniors: 1-1

on the way balik, same story, bukit tiggi perlu digagahi lagi skali. benti kejap utk mengusha sunset dari atas bukit kat2 area rumah org2 kaye gulfview height.



sambil2 berpikir2 nk solat kat wandana or kat umah, tetibe rase rear tyre mcm smcm, rupe2nye pancit r plak @#$%^%%$$%!!!!! (setback of the new tyre design) so mission aborted lalu mengekol housemet baruku utk dipick-up. lg 3km je nk complete mission. huhuhu.

cerita2 lain:
-contoh wartawan blur, tajuk news mcm title journal pjg nk mampos.
-analisis kewangan Arsenal
-Adebayor? i totally agree with this article. what a loss if he went to ManC

sekian cuti, mggu depan dh start pre-clinics. haih.

ps: pics len ade kt sini.