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Saturday, November 26, 2011
Friday, May 20, 2011
Adelaide-Sydney-Singapore, maybe.
post bahasa melayu kali ini adalah bagi menghormati kualiti bahasa melayu wartawan utusan malaysia yang semakin hari semakin hancur lebur bagaikan pinang dibelah lapan kemudian diblender lalu dipijak-pijak oleh gajah yang terkejut beruk digertak oleh sang tikus labu kepunyaan encik salehuddin.
sebelum kita masuk ke dalam perbincangan yang lebih serius, marilah kita merafakkan kesyukuran yang tak terhingga ke hadrat ilahi, atas kurniaannya yang melimpah ruah, lebih melimpah-limpah dari lampu limpah mahupun lemak perut dan manboobs peserta Biggest Looser Amerika Syarikat.
bak kata pepatah, hujan emas di negeri orang, hujan batu di negeri sendiri. kepala hotak anda lah kat sini lagi banyak hujan batu dari kat Malaysia. tapi memandangkan sudah lama tiada kelihatan hujan batu di sini, terpaksalah kita akur dengan kehendak tuhan yang menentukan segala-galanya. kalaulah di malaysia banyak hujan batu, tak perlulah aku baling batu atas van baru Encik M masa aku darjah satu dahulu, dan tak perlulah Encik M kejar aku pakai parang dan sudah pastinya tak perlulah aku menguncikan diri dalam bilik bagi mengelakkan diri daripada ditikam parang panjang kepunyaan Encik M itu. ya, sungguh nakal sekali budak-budak zaman dahulu, bukan macam budak2 zaman sekarang yang hanya tahu berbattle sesama digimon sahaja. sudahlah gemuk, lembik pula.
bagi mengelakkan sebarang ralat atau pening-pening lalat, apalah kiranya jika kita melayan Christina Grimmie dalam video di bawah. sungguh comel sekali beliau dalam klip tersebut. agak kurang comel dalam video lain, mungkin disebabkan faktor pencahayaan, bahasa badan serta mimik muka ketika bernyanyi.
kesimpulannya di sini, saya akan pulang ke tanah air tercinta bukan kerana hujan batu mahupon hujan emas, kerana saya sudah sedia maklum bahawasanya di kedua-dua tempat yang ada hanyalah hujan asid karbonik berasiditi rendah. ini membuatkan saya tertanya-tanya akan kemungkinan basikal berasaskan karbon boleh jatuh dari langit jika pencemaran udara digandakan dengan kerjasama sektor pembalakan sumatera? siapalah yang bodoh tidak mahu pisang berbuah banyak kali? lagi banyak kali frekuensi pembuahan sebatang pokok pisang pastinya lebih bagus, dan lagi kayalah para pengusaha ladang pisang sedunia. dan sudah pastinya pengusaha timun terkenal Kelantan, encik Pokcek akan memilih tanaman pisang untuk ditanam di kebun timun beliau. Gajah-gajah dan beruk-beruk juga pasti gembira kerana mereka tidak perlu lagi memerlukan khidmat sang kancil yang bersuara maknyah jalan hamzah kota bharu.
akhir kata, memandangkan saya pulang dan masih tiada kerjaya yang stabil, mungkin pihak pentadbiran utusan malaysia boleh mengambil saya sebagai editor akhbar anda, dan saya akan mengsub-conkan jawatan saya kepada abg fakir fikir yang diwarwarkan sebagai saterawan negara 2020.
majulah utusan malaysia untuk negara. sekian.
sebelum kita masuk ke dalam perbincangan yang lebih serius, marilah kita merafakkan kesyukuran yang tak terhingga ke hadrat ilahi, atas kurniaannya yang melimpah ruah, lebih melimpah-limpah dari lampu limpah mahupun lemak perut dan manboobs peserta Biggest Looser Amerika Syarikat.
bak kata pepatah, hujan emas di negeri orang, hujan batu di negeri sendiri. kepala hotak anda lah kat sini lagi banyak hujan batu dari kat Malaysia. tapi memandangkan sudah lama tiada kelihatan hujan batu di sini, terpaksalah kita akur dengan kehendak tuhan yang menentukan segala-galanya. kalaulah di malaysia banyak hujan batu, tak perlulah aku baling batu atas van baru Encik M masa aku darjah satu dahulu, dan tak perlulah Encik M kejar aku pakai parang dan sudah pastinya tak perlulah aku menguncikan diri dalam bilik bagi mengelakkan diri daripada ditikam parang panjang kepunyaan Encik M itu. ya, sungguh nakal sekali budak-budak zaman dahulu, bukan macam budak2 zaman sekarang yang hanya tahu berbattle sesama digimon sahaja. sudahlah gemuk, lembik pula.
bagi mengelakkan sebarang ralat atau pening-pening lalat, apalah kiranya jika kita melayan Christina Grimmie dalam video di bawah. sungguh comel sekali beliau dalam klip tersebut. agak kurang comel dalam video lain, mungkin disebabkan faktor pencahayaan, bahasa badan serta mimik muka ketika bernyanyi.
kesimpulannya di sini, saya akan pulang ke tanah air tercinta bukan kerana hujan batu mahupon hujan emas, kerana saya sudah sedia maklum bahawasanya di kedua-dua tempat yang ada hanyalah hujan asid karbonik berasiditi rendah. ini membuatkan saya tertanya-tanya akan kemungkinan basikal berasaskan karbon boleh jatuh dari langit jika pencemaran udara digandakan dengan kerjasama sektor pembalakan sumatera? siapalah yang bodoh tidak mahu pisang berbuah banyak kali? lagi banyak kali frekuensi pembuahan sebatang pokok pisang pastinya lebih bagus, dan lagi kayalah para pengusaha ladang pisang sedunia. dan sudah pastinya pengusaha timun terkenal Kelantan, encik Pokcek akan memilih tanaman pisang untuk ditanam di kebun timun beliau. Gajah-gajah dan beruk-beruk juga pasti gembira kerana mereka tidak perlu lagi memerlukan khidmat sang kancil yang bersuara maknyah jalan hamzah kota bharu.
akhir kata, memandangkan saya pulang dan masih tiada kerjaya yang stabil, mungkin pihak pentadbiran utusan malaysia boleh mengambil saya sebagai editor akhbar anda, dan saya akan mengsub-conkan jawatan saya kepada abg fakir fikir yang diwarwarkan sebagai saterawan negara 2020.
majulah utusan malaysia untuk negara. sekian.
Monday, August 03, 2009
Govt = Sick Ducks
1. Basikal
ahad minggu lepas (bukan ahad smlm), sambil2 konon2 berprepare utk clinical placement, tergatal2 plak memomen beskal, so ter-restorelah basikal yg dh 2 taun xpkai.
2. don't be sad
program anjuran famsy, yg aku rs agak best wlpn ade part2 yg membosankn, nasib baik x tertido. conclusionnyer, there r lots of reason not to be sad, n stop whining of everything.
reminds me of this as well:
3. bola
home game against white city, 3rd vs 4th, n with only 1 more league game to go, the promotion is at stake for both teams. fortunately, 2 goals in the final mins completed the comeback by the home team. a little off-pitch drama followed shortly after the final whistle. then followed by calamari n free fries. hahaha. so the results r:
U-19: 3-1
Reserves: 4-0
Seniors: 2-1
4. siapa yg salah?
jumaat lepas, aku abes kat Flinders med ctr agak awal so bajet2 sempat kejar solat jumaat kat Adelaide Uni pkl 12.30pm. sekali bas lambat n berlari2 aku nk kasik sempat gk kat city tuh. sampai2 prayer room time tuh dh dkt2 pkl 1pm, tp diorg kate khutbah br start sbb xdek khatib. fair enuf. mamat yg jadik khatib time tuh committee members of isoc. then bile dh abes solat ramai plak komplen rukun xckop la ape la. owh, volunteer xnk, ble org lain step up n wat silap tau lak rukun xckop la nih xbtol la ni la (arab ke, melayu ke, paki ke, sume same je). so conclusion nyer kat sini, rajin2kan r volunteerkan diri, esp bile time2 camnih. ilmu tanpe amal mcm pokok yg xberbuah, ataupon ibarat kucing yg dikasikan. bukan susa pon bace khutbah kl dh tau rukun2, kasik aku text, kat mesjit negare pon aku buleh bace!
5. ISA issue
Pak Ajib ckp kat el-jazillo (media arab-german), ISA sedang direview so xyah susah2 nk protes2, Tok Che Det suro kasik modify sket so dat xlapuk, Bang Mudin ckp xkan bubar, Bro Zahid takut darurat, tuh blom brader level bawahan. diorg nih sume 'itik yg sakit' a.k.a Sick Ducks (sila swap places u & i tuh). bodo cam tenuk sembelit. sape2 yg rase ISA tuh perlu, ketahuilah anda sudah termakan scare tactic para itik2 yg sakit diatas dan dan itik2 sakit yg dh mampos terdahulu.
dipetik dr note faceboook abg aku:
Diriwayatkan dari Jabr bin Abdillah ra dari Nabi saw sesungguhnya beliau bersabda kepada Ka'ab bin Ajrah, "Semoga Alah menjauhkan kamu dari pemimpin yang bodoh."
Ka'ab bertanya, "Siapakah pemimpin yang tolol/bodoh itu, ya Rasulullah?" Rasulullah menjawab: "Yaitu para pemimpin sesudahku yang tidak mau memberi petunjuk seperti petunjukku, tidak pula mau menerapkan syariat (peraturan, undang-undang) seperti ajaranku. Barangsiapa membenarkan perilaku pemimpin tersebut dengan segala kebohongannya dan membantu segala perilaku zhalimnya, maka mereka bukan termasuk ummatku dan aku terbebas dari mereka. Mereka tidak akan pernah mencicipi telagaku (di surga). Sebaliknya, barangsiapa tidak membenarkan segala kebohongan yang diperbuat pemimpin tersebut dan tidak pula membantu perilaku zhalimnya, maka mereka termasuk ummatku dan akupun meridhainya. Mereka akan minum air telagaku (di surga)".
so ape yg pelik sgt kl nik aziz ckp pergi jahanam umno? nabi pon ckp bodoh selambe je.
6. kahwin.
selamat pengantin br kpd en nate Mufas dgn awek klas nisam cik Ili. kad kawenmu yg wangi dan envelope bersetem rm2 akan selamat ku semat didalam recycle bin. kpd dak2 laki yg plan nk kawen, lek2 dlu, sabar, kerana setiap kesusahan itu ade kesenangan. bace sini. yg pompuan baik kawen cpt2, nnti xleh bersaing dgn sihat plak ngn generasi bawahan. hahahaha.
habis madu sepah disepah2kan
ahad minggu lepas (bukan ahad smlm), sambil2 konon2 berprepare utk clinical placement, tergatal2 plak memomen beskal, so ter-restorelah basikal yg dh 2 taun xpkai.
program anjuran famsy, yg aku rs agak best wlpn ade part2 yg membosankn, nasib baik x tertido. conclusionnyer, there r lots of reason not to be sad, n stop whining of everything.
reminds me of this as well:
3. bola
home game against white city, 3rd vs 4th, n with only 1 more league game to go, the promotion is at stake for both teams. fortunately, 2 goals in the final mins completed the comeback by the home team. a little off-pitch drama followed shortly after the final whistle. then followed by calamari n free fries. hahaha. so the results r:
U-19: 3-1
Reserves: 4-0
Seniors: 2-1
4. siapa yg salah?
jumaat lepas, aku abes kat Flinders med ctr agak awal so bajet2 sempat kejar solat jumaat kat Adelaide Uni pkl 12.30pm. sekali bas lambat n berlari2 aku nk kasik sempat gk kat city tuh. sampai2 prayer room time tuh dh dkt2 pkl 1pm, tp diorg kate khutbah br start sbb xdek khatib. fair enuf. mamat yg jadik khatib time tuh committee members of isoc. then bile dh abes solat ramai plak komplen rukun xckop la ape la. owh, volunteer xnk, ble org lain step up n wat silap tau lak rukun xckop la nih xbtol la ni la (arab ke, melayu ke, paki ke, sume same je). so conclusion nyer kat sini, rajin2kan r volunteerkan diri, esp bile time2 camnih. ilmu tanpe amal mcm pokok yg xberbuah, ataupon ibarat kucing yg dikasikan. bukan susa pon bace khutbah kl dh tau rukun2, kasik aku text, kat mesjit negare pon aku buleh bace!
5. ISA issue
Pak Ajib ckp kat el-jazillo (media arab-german), ISA sedang direview so xyah susah2 nk protes2, Tok Che Det suro kasik modify sket so dat xlapuk, Bang Mudin ckp xkan bubar, Bro Zahid takut darurat, tuh blom brader level bawahan. diorg nih sume 'itik yg sakit' a.k.a Sick Ducks (sila swap places u & i tuh). bodo cam tenuk sembelit. sape2 yg rase ISA tuh perlu, ketahuilah anda sudah termakan scare tactic para itik2 yg sakit diatas dan dan itik2 sakit yg dh mampos terdahulu.
dipetik dr note faceboook abg aku:
Diriwayatkan dari Jabr bin Abdillah ra dari Nabi saw sesungguhnya beliau bersabda kepada Ka'ab bin Ajrah, "Semoga Alah menjauhkan kamu dari pemimpin yang bodoh."
Ka'ab bertanya, "Siapakah pemimpin yang tolol/bodoh itu, ya Rasulullah?" Rasulullah menjawab: "Yaitu para pemimpin sesudahku yang tidak mau memberi petunjuk seperti petunjukku, tidak pula mau menerapkan syariat (peraturan, undang-undang) seperti ajaranku. Barangsiapa membenarkan perilaku pemimpin tersebut dengan segala kebohongannya dan membantu segala perilaku zhalimnya, maka mereka bukan termasuk ummatku dan aku terbebas dari mereka. Mereka tidak akan pernah mencicipi telagaku (di surga). Sebaliknya, barangsiapa tidak membenarkan segala kebohongan yang diperbuat pemimpin tersebut dan tidak pula membantu perilaku zhalimnya, maka mereka termasuk ummatku dan akupun meridhainya. Mereka akan minum air telagaku (di surga)".
so ape yg pelik sgt kl nik aziz ckp pergi jahanam umno? nabi pon ckp bodoh selambe je.
6. kahwin.
habis madu sepah disepah2kan
ps: cograts to Arsenal yg dh mng Emirates Cup utk ke 3 kalinye, wlpn aku miss sume match sbb silap tgk timetable ( n mls k bgn sejuk2)
Sunday, July 12, 2009
hari2 hujan
Aku, Eddy & anak2 Turkistan
isnin: HJ
Selasa: Bola
Rabu: XKEJEEEE (bosan gle xtau nk watpe)
Khamis: Hydro & HJ
Jumaat: HJ
Sabtu: Bola
Ahad: HJ
Isnin: HJ
hari kamis, manager HJ call suro kje pagi, lpe lak kje hydro pg tuh ganti org, so dh gelabah call mintak cancel, n sp kje hydro lambat sket, nasib baik diorg tuh kool2 belake. kamis petang, silap tgk roster, sampai awal, lepak2 makan2, masuk kje lewat 30 menet. haih. konfius konfius
2. bola
smlm home game lawan SASI, so xdek game U-19, boleh dtg lambat. lepas abes game, masuk utk makan2 fries, tgk2 ade calamari n nugget ayam plak. so lain kl mmg kne stay la utk membedal makanan free sebegitu.
results: (Foxes Vs SASI)
Reserves: 2-0
Seniors: 1-1
owh minggu lepas mamat yg score equaliser utk Adelaide Olympic seniors tuh classmate Spanish aku siot. gle cun top corner near post.
3. lain2
- Tokey station minyak (etc) yg buat Masjid Al-Khalil meninggal beberape hari lepas, sorg ag org Islam yg kaye2 raye dh meninggal slps Tokey Crazy John tuh
- Sorg xdek konek, sorg xdek dubur. dedue masuk paper.
- Bosan sgt agaknye jadik Royalty, kawen minah indon la, layan artis tua la, kutip hati nyamuk la, suro org kira angsa la... mcm2.
- ade RM3.5j boleh bli banglo kat Shah Alam. xcaye p kontek mamat nih.
- sape2 bosan2 xdek bende nk wat g r usha awek2 melayu kat sini, n awek2 xmelayu kat sini. bawak2 buat pahala sambil2 mengisi masa lapang.
- bak kata pepatah, kera dihutan disusukan, anak kat umh mati eksiden. tgk sini.
hasil diskaun 50% sbb kedai dh nk tutup
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
xdek tajuk yg menarik
1. besenye org baru kawen akan bli barang2 baby, nih terbalik lak, akak aku baru kawen skang jadik tokey barang2 baby lak. so sape2 ahli kuarge ke yg nk beranak baik r beranak skang, at least bekalan barang2 baby dh ade. silelah usha blog barang2 baby tuh kat sini.
2. minggu dpn aku start rotation kat RAH. so sape2 yg nak jumpe aku isap r rokok 800 batang sehari ataupon minumlah minyak dan kolestrol bergelen2 sehari sbb aku rotation kat area acute care sahaje, n kat kitchen hospital. cuak gle skang nih pre-clin lecture ari2 9-4 or 9-5. tp cam bes gk sbb aku mmg suke belaja dgn bersungguh2
3. aku ade kelas ari jumaat, n lepas klas g kje. tp ade bende nih.. aaa.. aaa.. huhuhu..
4. aku dah start kje baru. cambes gk. kje bola taun lps tuh manager kate nk kontek tp xkontek2. manager yg berkete merc CLK tuh dh pindah melben. aku rase kelab tuh ade crisis r. nih sume angkare israel r nih, nih r akibatnye aku xfwd email 'akum' kat 10 orang arituh, tgk ape dah jadik lol
5. umah aku ade kosong utk sorg. so sape2 yg terel main bola, xsuka tgk tv, ske solat berjemaah n rajin mengemas umah leh r apply. permohonan lelaki lembut atau maknyah akan didelaykan, permohonan pompuan mungkin akan dipertimbangkan (timbang tgk bape kilo n BMI, body figure tuh blakang cite)
6. Eduardo a.k.a Dudu is back! (teringat lak zaman2 1st time main bola lps kaki patah dlu..fuhh.. mmg bes)
7. apsal diorg sebarkan gamba bogel elizabeth wong? apsal x sharizat jalil? sbb kl gamba shahrizat xdek org nk tgk r kot. buleh cirit birit n senggugut laki2 satu mesia kang. silap2 aribulan henpon ngn email pon leh kne herpes. kes2. sape xpnh bogel? bes pe..
8. kepade dak2 jr yg baru sampai tuh selamat dtg. nk naik lif tuh berhati2, jgn silap tekan button k. xyah r menundukkan pandangan secare extrim. dan kurgkan berak sbb ini.
saya berharap saya akan lebih rajin belajar tahun ini. sekian wasalam.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
maulidurrasul + week 3
The World Islamic Propagation Establishment (UK), 359 Rayners Lane,
Pinner, Middlesex, HA5 5EN, U.K.
Telephone: +44 (0)181 426 2216, Fax number: +44 (0)181 426 2217,
Email:
You may be an atheist or an agnostic; or you may belong to any of the
religious denominations that exist in the world today. You may be a
communist or a believer in democracy and freedom. No matter what you
are, and no matter what your ideological and political beliefs,
personal and social habits happen to be - you must still know this man.
ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA confirms:
"....a mass of detail in the early sources show that he was an honest
and upright man who had gained the respect and loyalty of others who
were like-wise honest and upright men." (Vol. 12)
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW said about him:
"He must be called the Saviour of Humanity. I believe that if a man
like him were to assume the dictatorship of the modern world, he
would succeed in solving its problems in a way that would bring it
much needed peace and happiness." (THE GENUINE ISLAM, Singapore, Vol.
1, No. 8, 1936)
He was by far the most remarkable man that ever set foot on this
earth. He preached a religion, founded a state, built a nation, laid
down a moral code, initiated numerous social and political reforms,
established a powerful and dynamic society to practice and represent
his teachings and completely revolutionized the worlds of human
thought and behavior for all times to come.
"HIS NAME IS MUHAMMAD" May Peace of God Be Upon Him (pbuh)
He was born in Arabia in the year 570 C.E. (common era), started his
mission of preaching the religion of Truth, Islam (submission to One
God) at the age of forty and departed from this world at the age of
sixty-three.
During this short period of 23 years of his Prophethood, he changed
the complete Arabian peninsula from paganism and idolatry to worship
of One God, from tribal quarrels and wars to national solidarity and
cohesion, from drunkenness and debauchery to sobriety and piety, from
lawlessness and anarchy to disciplined living, from utter bankruptcy
to the highest standards of moral excellence. Human history has never
known such a complete transformation of a people or a place before or
since - and IMAGINE all these unbelievable wonders in JUST OVER TWO DECADES.
Lamartine, the renowned historian speaking on the essentials of human
greatness wonders:
"If greatness of purpose, smallness of means and astounding results
are the three criteria of human genius, who could dare to compare any
great man in modern history with Muhammad? The most famous men
created arms, laws and empires only. They founded, if anything at
all, no more than material powers which often crumbled away before
their eyes. This man moved not only armies, legislation, empires,
peoples and dynasties, but millions of men in one-third of the then
inhabited world; and more than that, he moved the altars, the gods,
the religions, the ideas, the beliefs and souls....his forbearance in
victory, his ambition, which was entirely devoted to one idea and in
no manner striving for an empire; his endless prayers, his mystic
conversations with God, his death and his triumph after death; all
these attest not to an imposture but to a firm conviction which gave
him the power to restore a dogma. This dogma was two-fold, the unity
of God and the immateriality of God; the former telling what God is,
the latter telling what God is not; the one overthrowing false gods
with the sword, the other starting an idea with the words.
"Philosopher, orator, apostle, legislator, warrior, conqueror of
ideas, restorer of rational dogmas, of a cult without images, the
founder of twenty terrestrial empires and of one spiritual empire,
that is MUHAMMAD. As regards all the standards by which Human
Greatness may be measured, we may well ask, IS THERE ANY MAN GREATER
THAN HE?" (Lamartine, HISTOIRE DE LA TURQUIE, Paris, 1854, Vol. II,
pp 276-277)
The world has had its share of great personalities. But these were
one-sided figures who distinguished themselves in but one or two
fields, such as religious thought or military leadership. The lives
and teachings of these great personalities of the world are shrouded
in the mist of time.
There is so much speculation about the time and place of their birth,
the mode and style of their life, the nature and detail of their
teachings and the degree and measure of their success or failure that
it is impossible for humanity to reconstruct accurately the lives and
teachings of these men.
Not so this man. Muhammad (pbuh) accomplished so much in such diverse
fields of human thought and behavior in the fullest blaze of human
history. Every detail of his private life and public utterances has
been accurately documented and faithfully preserved to our day. The
authenticity of the record so preserved are vouched for not only by
the faithful followers but even by his prejudiced critics.
Muhammad (pbuh) was a religious teacher, a social reformer, a moral
guide, an administrative colossus, a faithful friend, a wonderful
companion, a devoted husband, a loving father - all in one. No other
man in history ever excelled or equaled him in any of these different
aspects of life - but it was only for the selfless personality of
Muhammad (pbuh) to achieve such incredible perfections.
MAHATMA GANDHI, speaking on the character of Muhammad, (pbuh) says in
YOUNG INDIA:
"I wanted to know the best of one who holds today's undisputed sway
over the hearts of millions of mankind....I became more than
convinced that it was not the sword that won a place for Islam in
those days in the scheme of life. It was the rigid simplicity, the
utter self-effacement of the Prophet, the scrupulous regard for his
pledges, his intense devotion to this friends and followers, his
intrepidity, his fearlessness, his absolute trust in God and in his
own mission.
These and not the sword carried everything before them and surmounted
every obstacle. When I closed the 2nd volume (of the Prophet's
biography), I was sorry there was not more for me to read of the great life."
THOMAS CALYLE in his HEROES AND HERO WORSHIP, was simply amazed as to:
"how one man single-handedly, could weld warring tribes and wandering
Bedouins into a most powerful and civilized nation in less than two decades."
DIWAN CHAND SHARMA wrote:
"Muhammad was the soul of kindness, and his influence was felt and
never forgotten by those around him." (D.C. Sharma, THE PROPHETS OF
THE EAST, Calcutta, 1935, pp. 12)
EDWARD GIBBON and SIMON OCKLEY speaking on the profession of ISLAM write:
"'I BELIEVE IN ONE GOD, AND MAHOMET, AN APOSTLE OF GOD' is the simple
and invariable profession of Islam. The intellectual image of the
Deity has never been degraded by any visible idol; the honor of the
Prophet has never transgressed the measure of human virtues; and his
living precepts have restrained the gratitude of his disciples within
the bounds of reason and religion." (HISTORY OF THE SARACEN EMPIRES,
London, 1870, p. 54)
Muhammad (pbuh) was nothing more or less than a human being. But he
was a man with a noble mission, which was to unite humanity on the
worship of ONE and ONLY ONE GOD and to teach them the way to honest
and upright living based on the commands of God. He always described
himself as, 'A Servant and Messenger of God,' and so indeed every
action of his proclaimed to be.
Speaking on the aspect of equality before God in Islam, the famous
poetess of India, SAROJINI NAIDU says:
"It was the first religion that preached and practiced democracy;
for, in the mosque, when the call for prayer is sounded and
worshippers are gathered together, the democracy of Islam is embodied
five times a day when the peasant and king kneel side by side and
proclaim: 'God Alone is Great'... I have been struck over and over
again by this indivisible unity of Islam that makes man instinctively
a brother." (S. Naidu, IDEALS OF ISLAM, vide Speeches & Writings,
Madras, 1918, p. 169)
In the words of PROF. HURGRONJE:
"The league of nations founded by the prophet of Islam put the
principle of international unity and human brotherhood on such
universal foundations as to show candle to other nations." He
continues: "The fact is that no nation of the world can show a
parallel to what Islam has done towards the realization of the idea
of the League of Nations."
The world has not hesitated to raise to divinity, individuals whose
lives and missions have been lost in legend. Historically speaking,
none of these legends achieved even a fraction of what Muhammad
(pbuh) accomplished. And all his striving was for the sole purpose of
uniting mankind for the worship of One God on the codes of moral
excellence. Muhammad (pbuh) or his followers never at any time
claimed that he was a Son of God or the God-incarnate or a man with
divinity - but he always was and is even today considered as only a
Messenger chosen by God.
MICHAEL H. HART in his recently published book on ratings of men who
contributed towards the benefit and upliftment of mankind writes:
"My choice of Muhammad to lead the list of the world's most
influential persons may surprise some readers and may be questioned
by others, but he was the only man in history who was supremely
successful on both the religious and secular levels." (M.H. Hart, THE
100: A RANKING OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSONS IN HISTORY, New York,
1978, p. 33)
K. S. RAMAKRISHNA RAO, an Indian Professor of Philosophy in his
booklet, "Muhammad, The Prophet of Islam," calls him the "PERFECT
MODEL FOR HUMAN LIFE." Prof. Ramakrishna Rao explains his point by saying:
"The personality of Muhammad, it is most difficult to get into the
whole truth of it. Only a glimpse of it I can catch. What a dramatic
succession of picturesque scenes! There is Muhammad, the Prophet.
There is Muhammad, the Warrior; Muhammad, the Businessman; Muhammad,
the Statesman; Muhammad, the Orator; Muhammad, the Reformer;
Muhammad, the Refuge of Orphans; Muhammad, the Protector of Slaves;
Muhammad, the Emancipator of Women; Muhammad, the Judge; Muhammad,
the Saint. All in all these magnificent roles, in all these
departments of human activities, he is alike a hero."
Today after a lapse of fourteen centuries, the life and teachings of
MUHAMMAD (pbuh) have survived without the slightest loss, alteration
or interpolation. They offer the same undying hope for treating
mankind's many ills, which they did when he was alive. This is not a
claim of Muhammad's (pbuh) followers but also the inescapable
conclusion forced upon by a critical and unbiased history.
The least YOU could do as a thinking and concerned human being is to
stop for a moment and ask yourself: Could these statements sounding
so extraordinary and revolutionary be really true? And supposing they
really are true and you did not know this man MUHAMMAD (pbuh) or hear
about him, isn't it time you responded to this tremendous challenge
and put in some effort to know him?
It will cost you nothing but it may prove to be the beginning of a
completely new era in your life.
We invite you to make a discovery of this wonderful man, Muhammad
(pbuh), the like of whom never walked on the face of this earth.
Source :
<http://www.usislam.org/muhammad/knowmuhammad.htm>http://www.usislam.org/muhammad/knowmuhammad.htm
Amita Adani <amita77508@...> wrote:
Mohamed was a shameful rapist, a greedythief and a liar.
Given absolute freedom without fear of being harrases or killed by
Pinner, Middlesex, HA5 5EN, U.K.
Telephone: +44 (0)181 426 2216, Fax number: +44 (0)181 426 2217,
Email:
You may be an atheist or an agnostic; or you may belong to any of the
religious denominations that exist in the world today. You may be a
communist or a believer in democracy and freedom. No matter what you
are, and no matter what your ideological and political beliefs,
personal and social habits happen to be - you must still know this man.
ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA confirms:
"....a mass of detail in the early sources show that he was an honest
and upright man who had gained the respect and loyalty of others who
were like-wise honest and upright men." (Vol. 12)
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW said about him:
"He must be called the Saviour of Humanity. I believe that if a man
like him were to assume the dictatorship of the modern world, he
would succeed in solving its problems in a way that would bring it
much needed peace and happiness." (THE GENUINE ISLAM, Singapore, Vol.
1, No. 8, 1936)
He was by far the most remarkable man that ever set foot on this
earth. He preached a religion, founded a state, built a nation, laid
down a moral code, initiated numerous social and political reforms,
established a powerful and dynamic society to practice and represent
his teachings and completely revolutionized the worlds of human
thought and behavior for all times to come.
"HIS NAME IS MUHAMMAD" May Peace of God Be Upon Him (pbuh)
He was born in Arabia in the year 570 C.E. (common era), started his
mission of preaching the religion of Truth, Islam (submission to One
God) at the age of forty and departed from this world at the age of
sixty-three.
During this short period of 23 years of his Prophethood, he changed
the complete Arabian peninsula from paganism and idolatry to worship
of One God, from tribal quarrels and wars to national solidarity and
cohesion, from drunkenness and debauchery to sobriety and piety, from
lawlessness and anarchy to disciplined living, from utter bankruptcy
to the highest standards of moral excellence. Human history has never
known such a complete transformation of a people or a place before or
since - and IMAGINE all these unbelievable wonders in JUST OVER TWO DECADES.
Lamartine, the renowned historian speaking on the essentials of human
greatness wonders:
"If greatness of purpose, smallness of means and astounding results
are the three criteria of human genius, who could dare to compare any
great man in modern history with Muhammad? The most famous men
created arms, laws and empires only. They founded, if anything at
all, no more than material powers which often crumbled away before
their eyes. This man moved not only armies, legislation, empires,
peoples and dynasties, but millions of men in one-third of the then
inhabited world; and more than that, he moved the altars, the gods,
the religions, the ideas, the beliefs and souls....his forbearance in
victory, his ambition, which was entirely devoted to one idea and in
no manner striving for an empire; his endless prayers, his mystic
conversations with God, his death and his triumph after death; all
these attest not to an imposture but to a firm conviction which gave
him the power to restore a dogma. This dogma was two-fold, the unity
of God and the immateriality of God; the former telling what God is,
the latter telling what God is not; the one overthrowing false gods
with the sword, the other starting an idea with the words.
"Philosopher, orator, apostle, legislator, warrior, conqueror of
ideas, restorer of rational dogmas, of a cult without images, the
founder of twenty terrestrial empires and of one spiritual empire,
that is MUHAMMAD. As regards all the standards by which Human
Greatness may be measured, we may well ask, IS THERE ANY MAN GREATER
THAN HE?" (Lamartine, HISTOIRE DE LA TURQUIE, Paris, 1854, Vol. II,
pp 276-277)
The world has had its share of great personalities. But these were
one-sided figures who distinguished themselves in but one or two
fields, such as religious thought or military leadership. The lives
and teachings of these great personalities of the world are shrouded
in the mist of time.
There is so much speculation about the time and place of their birth,
the mode and style of their life, the nature and detail of their
teachings and the degree and measure of their success or failure that
it is impossible for humanity to reconstruct accurately the lives and
teachings of these men.
Not so this man. Muhammad (pbuh) accomplished so much in such diverse
fields of human thought and behavior in the fullest blaze of human
history. Every detail of his private life and public utterances has
been accurately documented and faithfully preserved to our day. The
authenticity of the record so preserved are vouched for not only by
the faithful followers but even by his prejudiced critics.
Muhammad (pbuh) was a religious teacher, a social reformer, a moral
guide, an administrative colossus, a faithful friend, a wonderful
companion, a devoted husband, a loving father - all in one. No other
man in history ever excelled or equaled him in any of these different
aspects of life - but it was only for the selfless personality of
Muhammad (pbuh) to achieve such incredible perfections.
MAHATMA GANDHI, speaking on the character of Muhammad, (pbuh) says in
YOUNG INDIA:
"I wanted to know the best of one who holds today's undisputed sway
over the hearts of millions of mankind....I became more than
convinced that it was not the sword that won a place for Islam in
those days in the scheme of life. It was the rigid simplicity, the
utter self-effacement of the Prophet, the scrupulous regard for his
pledges, his intense devotion to this friends and followers, his
intrepidity, his fearlessness, his absolute trust in God and in his
own mission.
These and not the sword carried everything before them and surmounted
every obstacle. When I closed the 2nd volume (of the Prophet's
biography), I was sorry there was not more for me to read of the great life."
THOMAS CALYLE in his HEROES AND HERO WORSHIP, was simply amazed as to:
"how one man single-handedly, could weld warring tribes and wandering
Bedouins into a most powerful and civilized nation in less than two decades."
DIWAN CHAND SHARMA wrote:
"Muhammad was the soul of kindness, and his influence was felt and
never forgotten by those around him." (D.C. Sharma, THE PROPHETS OF
THE EAST, Calcutta, 1935, pp. 12)
EDWARD GIBBON and SIMON OCKLEY speaking on the profession of ISLAM write:
"'I BELIEVE IN ONE GOD, AND MAHOMET, AN APOSTLE OF GOD' is the simple
and invariable profession of Islam. The intellectual image of the
Deity has never been degraded by any visible idol; the honor of the
Prophet has never transgressed the measure of human virtues; and his
living precepts have restrained the gratitude of his disciples within
the bounds of reason and religion." (HISTORY OF THE SARACEN EMPIRES,
London, 1870, p. 54)
Muhammad (pbuh) was nothing more or less than a human being. But he
was a man with a noble mission, which was to unite humanity on the
worship of ONE and ONLY ONE GOD and to teach them the way to honest
and upright living based on the commands of God. He always described
himself as, 'A Servant and Messenger of God,' and so indeed every
action of his proclaimed to be.
Speaking on the aspect of equality before God in Islam, the famous
poetess of India, SAROJINI NAIDU says:
"It was the first religion that preached and practiced democracy;
for, in the mosque, when the call for prayer is sounded and
worshippers are gathered together, the democracy of Islam is embodied
five times a day when the peasant and king kneel side by side and
proclaim: 'God Alone is Great'... I have been struck over and over
again by this indivisible unity of Islam that makes man instinctively
a brother." (S. Naidu, IDEALS OF ISLAM, vide Speeches & Writings,
Madras, 1918, p. 169)
In the words of PROF. HURGRONJE:
"The league of nations founded by the prophet of Islam put the
principle of international unity and human brotherhood on such
universal foundations as to show candle to other nations." He
continues: "The fact is that no nation of the world can show a
parallel to what Islam has done towards the realization of the idea
of the League of Nations."
The world has not hesitated to raise to divinity, individuals whose
lives and missions have been lost in legend. Historically speaking,
none of these legends achieved even a fraction of what Muhammad
(pbuh) accomplished. And all his striving was for the sole purpose of
uniting mankind for the worship of One God on the codes of moral
excellence. Muhammad (pbuh) or his followers never at any time
claimed that he was a Son of God or the God-incarnate or a man with
divinity - but he always was and is even today considered as only a
Messenger chosen by God.
MICHAEL H. HART in his recently published book on ratings of men who
contributed towards the benefit and upliftment of mankind writes:
"My choice of Muhammad to lead the list of the world's most
influential persons may surprise some readers and may be questioned
by others, but he was the only man in history who was supremely
successful on both the religious and secular levels." (M.H. Hart, THE
100: A RANKING OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSONS IN HISTORY, New York,
1978, p. 33)
K. S. RAMAKRISHNA RAO, an Indian Professor of Philosophy in his
booklet, "Muhammad, The Prophet of Islam," calls him the "PERFECT
MODEL FOR HUMAN LIFE." Prof. Ramakrishna Rao explains his point by saying:
"The personality of Muhammad, it is most difficult to get into the
whole truth of it. Only a glimpse of it I can catch. What a dramatic
succession of picturesque scenes! There is Muhammad, the Prophet.
There is Muhammad, the Warrior; Muhammad, the Businessman; Muhammad,
the Statesman; Muhammad, the Orator; Muhammad, the Reformer;
Muhammad, the Refuge of Orphans; Muhammad, the Protector of Slaves;
Muhammad, the Emancipator of Women; Muhammad, the Judge; Muhammad,
the Saint. All in all these magnificent roles, in all these
departments of human activities, he is alike a hero."
Today after a lapse of fourteen centuries, the life and teachings of
MUHAMMAD (pbuh) have survived without the slightest loss, alteration
or interpolation. They offer the same undying hope for treating
mankind's many ills, which they did when he was alive. This is not a
claim of Muhammad's (pbuh) followers but also the inescapable
conclusion forced upon by a critical and unbiased history.
The least YOU could do as a thinking and concerned human being is to
stop for a moment and ask yourself: Could these statements sounding
so extraordinary and revolutionary be really true? And supposing they
really are true and you did not know this man MUHAMMAD (pbuh) or hear
about him, isn't it time you responded to this tremendous challenge
and put in some effort to know him?
It will cost you nothing but it may prove to be the beginning of a
completely new era in your life.
We invite you to make a discovery of this wonderful man, Muhammad
(pbuh), the like of whom never walked on the face of this earth.
Source :
<http://www.usislam.org/muhammad/knowmuhammad.htm>http://www.usislam.org/muhammad/knowmuhammad.htm
Amita Adani <amita77508@...> wrote:
Mohamed was a shameful rapist, a greedythief and a liar.
Given absolute freedom without fear of being harrases or killed by
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
away game last saturday at the Hawk's nest, somewhere deep in the Adelaide Hill (Woodcroft, on the Onkaparinga Valley Rd). it was damn freezing!!!
results and current position in the table: (Hawks vs Foxes)
u-19: 2-3 (1st)
reserve: 2-1 (5th)
Senior: 0-1 (6th)
What a comeback, and a well-deserved 3 points gained by the 10-men arsenal. yeah.
Monday, January 28, 2008
20 Things That Will Happen In 2008
(dicilok from fanchants.com)
1 English football clubs continue to be a must-have fashion accessory for rich Americans as Paris Hilton takes control of Portsmouth. Harry Redknapp denies it will affect anything, telling Sky’s Geoff Shreeves to, ‘Talk the to the hand cos the face ain’t listenin’ girlfriend.’
2 For the test series against New Zealand, the England cricket team solve their wicket-keeping crisis by playing Scott Carson behind the stumps. On his debut, Scott takes some great catches but sadly his kicking lets him down.
3 West Ham’s injury jinx continues as Dean Ashton gets a nasty paper cup from the match programme, sidelining him for six weeks
4 English clubs go on red alert when US based Becks announces “I’m ready to up sticks”. Though it turns out he’s just talking about a planned night in with wife Victoria.
5 The mystery of why Arsenal matches never clash with a Grand Prix is finally solved when its’s revealed that Theo Walcott and Lewis Hamilton are indeed one and the same person.
6 At last an Englishman is discovered who regularly sticks the ball in the net at big tournaments. Unfortunately he turns out to be our Number 1 tennis player at Wimbledon.
7 Andre Shevchenko joins Derby on loan. Chelsea insist on a clause in Sheva’s contract that states that he must play against them in the clubs’ forthcoming clash.
8 More Easter misery for West Ham. Kieran Dyer cuts his gum on a sharp bit of Toblerone and could be out until next Christmas.
9 Sir Alex Ferguson unveils a new goal celebration – ditching the ‘pissed uncle skipping towards the dance floor at a wedding’ routine in favour of a dramatic ‘Mourinho knee-slide’
10 Reading win two in a row and medics are called to the Madjeski Stadium after Steve Coppell cracks his face in two attempting a smile.
11 Following Fulham’s relegation, Mohammed Al Fayed consoles himself by buying a new outfit – Leyton Orient.
12 Jens Lehmann shaves his head bald – thus ensuring less friction when he finally disappears up his own arse.
13 Sir Alex Ferguson launches his own skincare range called Laboratoire GrandMarnier.
14 WBO title holder Joe Calzaghe announces plans to fight for the WBA – making West Brom officially the hardest team in the Championship.
15 Just when you thought he couldn’t get any more unpopular, Steve McClaren becomes manager of Germany. And wins Euro 2008.
16 Cappello gets sacked and a new England manager is unveiled. With his swarthy good looks and indepth knowledge of the English game, it’s the people’s choice known as the special one - Jeff Stelling!
17 Wigan’s Titus Bramble starts taking to the field holding a big white circle around himself, saving Andy Gray and Alan Hansen the bother.
18 Arsene Wenger approaches every club in a desperate attempt to improve his squad. Unfortunately, he still can’t find anyone to take Phillipe Senderos off his hands.
19 In an attempt to spice up the FA Cup draw, the balls are replaced by numbered bikini clad babes who are plucked out of a foam filled pool at random. The idea is based on Saturday nights at Cristiano Ronaldo’s house.
20 Bolton finally string three passes together. No hang on, that’s just a bit too far-fetched.
vote for arseblog (sports) here!!
1 English football clubs continue to be a must-have fashion accessory for rich Americans as Paris Hilton takes control of Portsmouth. Harry Redknapp denies it will affect anything, telling Sky’s Geoff Shreeves to, ‘Talk the to the hand cos the face ain’t listenin’ girlfriend.’
2 For the test series against New Zealand, the England cricket team solve their wicket-keeping crisis by playing Scott Carson behind the stumps. On his debut, Scott takes some great catches but sadly his kicking lets him down.
3 West Ham’s injury jinx continues as Dean Ashton gets a nasty paper cup from the match programme, sidelining him for six weeks
4 English clubs go on red alert when US based Becks announces “I’m ready to up sticks”. Though it turns out he’s just talking about a planned night in with wife Victoria.
5 The mystery of why Arsenal matches never clash with a Grand Prix is finally solved when its’s revealed that Theo Walcott and Lewis Hamilton are indeed one and the same person.
6 At last an Englishman is discovered who regularly sticks the ball in the net at big tournaments. Unfortunately he turns out to be our Number 1 tennis player at Wimbledon.
7 Andre Shevchenko joins Derby on loan. Chelsea insist on a clause in Sheva’s contract that states that he must play against them in the clubs’ forthcoming clash.
8 More Easter misery for West Ham. Kieran Dyer cuts his gum on a sharp bit of Toblerone and could be out until next Christmas.
9 Sir Alex Ferguson unveils a new goal celebration – ditching the ‘pissed uncle skipping towards the dance floor at a wedding’ routine in favour of a dramatic ‘Mourinho knee-slide’
10 Reading win two in a row and medics are called to the Madjeski Stadium after Steve Coppell cracks his face in two attempting a smile.
11 Following Fulham’s relegation, Mohammed Al Fayed consoles himself by buying a new outfit – Leyton Orient.
12 Jens Lehmann shaves his head bald – thus ensuring less friction when he finally disappears up his own arse.
13 Sir Alex Ferguson launches his own skincare range called Laboratoire GrandMarnier.
14 WBO title holder Joe Calzaghe announces plans to fight for the WBA – making West Brom officially the hardest team in the Championship.
15 Just when you thought he couldn’t get any more unpopular, Steve McClaren becomes manager of Germany. And wins Euro 2008.
16 Cappello gets sacked and a new England manager is unveiled. With his swarthy good looks and indepth knowledge of the English game, it’s the people’s choice known as the special one - Jeff Stelling!
17 Wigan’s Titus Bramble starts taking to the field holding a big white circle around himself, saving Andy Gray and Alan Hansen the bother.
18 Arsene Wenger approaches every club in a desperate attempt to improve his squad. Unfortunately, he still can’t find anyone to take Phillipe Senderos off his hands.
19 In an attempt to spice up the FA Cup draw, the balls are replaced by numbered bikini clad babes who are plucked out of a foam filled pool at random. The idea is based on Saturday nights at Cristiano Ronaldo’s house.
20 Bolton finally string three passes together. No hang on, that’s just a bit too far-fetched.
vote for arseblog (sports) here!!
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Monday, October 15, 2007
gila punya raya!
mcm bese, malam raye kene bizi masak dan bermain lari dalam guni
kenapa struggle memasak nasik hempet? mereka buleh didapati dari shopping complex berdekatan dengan harga 15 doler setrolley!!! *(lisa is not included)
bermula dgn solat raya kat mesjit, di imami oleh sheikh al ezaidin al whooper, mendapat pendidkan awal di universiti of mexicano. tiada baju raya...argh2!!
salah size baju raya... haih... pasrah...
sheikh al ezaidin mendermakan jubah beliau, skang baru boleh beraya...
amik gamba dulu...
tiap2 taun raye kat taman, taun nih buat dlm tram r pulak, baru happening n ramai org.. letak belon sket2...
pacik bername Mikel David Rann nih pon hepi beraye2, die keje dekat2 SA parlimen house...
akak2 nih pon hepi gk, makan free nyer pasal... tgk badan pon dah tau...
gle grand raye camnih...
hidangan yg xdiusik di hari raya... haih...
awek2 bersusu manis dan pelbagai perisa... uhuk2..
percubaan effy menelan sebijik gelas dan wajah kekenyangan asrul
kenyang2pon....lest we forget... gle patriotik....
dah kenyang ape lg.. tdo r.. hoho
sekian post ini.. campuran gamba2 raye taun nih... sume telah diuplod kat page multiply. silelah usha kl nak.
gle raye taun nih, xbalik rumah 4 hari (friday-monday), nih td br balik beraye kat umah sendrik
selamat hari raya, maaf zahir batin!!
ps: mari membuat assignment.. lalalalala
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
iklan raye...
from that moment, the father realised that bringing up his boy will never be as easy as expected.
'aduhai.. apsal la anak aku nih lembap sgt!!'
'aduhai.. apsal la anak aku nih lembap sgt!!'
selamat hari raya, maaf zahir batin
ps: paklah kejut budak2 bangun sahur pkl 12 mlm, ade sape2 brani kejut paklah time meeting?? lalalaa~~
Sunday, August 26, 2007
hepi besday Ummi..
"saya ingin menujukan lagu berikutnya kepade mak saya yg menyambut besday beliau harini. semoga beliau terus sihat dan berbahagia bersama ahli keluarga yg lain."
penat gle... beberape hari bebizian dgn aktiviti2 x akademik... aiseh...
a very messed-up secretary.. hahaha
ber Malaysian Carnival...
Stall rumah ktorg
cameraman amazing race...
mengambik gamba org mengambik gamba petang jumaat...
bende2 lain akan dicite dimase akan datang... sambung tdo... lalalala...
"The penalty flashed 1999 - Bergkamp versus Schmeichel - through my mind. I hoped history wouldn't repeat but it happened again. Let's hope we don't meet his grandson!"
-Arsené Wenger, on the missed penalty-
ps: gambar2 Malaysian Carnival n Amazing Race silelah carik sendrik kat page multiply aku.. link ade kat sidebar.. tq2
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
tahap kemalaysiaan...
Congratulations , you are 23% not Malaysian.
That means you're as Malaysian as...
Abdullah Badawi !
haih.. tq kepade en tahi
ps: aku buleh jadik PM.. yahuuuu
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