Showing posts with label family. Show all posts
Showing posts with label family. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 05, 2011

لَبَّيْكَ اللَّهُمَّ لَبَّيْكَ


umi: nak suruh doakan apa?

aku: doakan la ape2 yg elok...

umi: mcm apa...?

aku: apa2 yang je elok laa....

umi: (pusing blakang n jalan)

aku: mcm fazura ke...

umi: (pusing balik sambil menggeleng2...)

makbul dan mabrur la haji mak bapak aku amiiiiiiin!!!

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

from bicycle to Audi n back to familiar ground


ayah, umi n mama

all praise to God, everything went well, except that i wont have my on-stage grad pic due to a string of miscommunications, which i only have myself to be blamed, but certain things are easily to get over with.

the apartment was more than sufficient, the car was excellent, everything went accordingly as planned, and i still left with a significant amount of money in the bank. good to know that i wont have to rob a bank or go all-out busking at Rundle Mall, anytime soon.

graduation was ok. i'm yet to reap the benefit of it so far, but you got to make do good of what you've got, i believe i embraced the convo spirit whole-heartedly. a 'compulsory' part of my life is done n dusted... at least for now.


it was kinda dream, everything seemed so out of my world. the feeling of disbelief still lingers around my head for me to digest. it was a week that is totally contradict everything that im familiar with. such an upheaval it was, the whole experience.

having my parents here was a bless itself, never-mind the Audi, comfy apartment, jacuzzi n stuff. but at the end of the day, i opted to sleep on the floor in front of the tv.

my sincere apologies go to all those who weren't invited to the dinner. it was such a secluded, secured apartment that i already start developing arthritis from repetitive card tagging to open the door.

here are the guests and the reasons:
Rumah Wilcox, Rumah Paradise, Rumah Syamil, Rumah Im, Alturkistiano: Rumah2 yg aku selalu crash since 2006. rumah pokcek dah dissolved so aku terlupa ade haikal the survivor.
Anep n co: ex-housemate 06 n my father knows him from work.
Rumah Aisyah paradise: my bro's sister in law. invited tp xdatang.
Kak Ipah n co: sbb ade baby comel. gahahahahaha.
jubek: mr photographer, xdatang jugak.

a million of thanks to all, especially the wilcoxes, yg jadik pusat mengeteh lepas subuh utk bpk aku. layan siot hahahaha.

i know my real enthusiasm is on bikes, but firmly, i can confidently say "money well spent". and i'll do it all over again anytime soon, without hesitation of course!


ps: more pic here. more r coming. such an asian, snap anything that moves.

Friday, March 25, 2011

checked!

1. parent aku + mama datang!!

fuh $$$ kuar mcm air tuh. tp so far xnampak effek lagi sbb die xtolak lg dr bank acct. apartment n kete sudah di book, tp xtau la nk bawak jalan p mana. hmm...

tiket grad sudah dibeli, tp mcm nk kne bli satu lagi utk en photographer mr Jubek. bp aku nk bayar mamat nih pon aku tatau.

ps: sape2 yg nk kasik hadiah, bunga, coklat, pakej percutian 3 hari 5 malam ke fiji boleh r tunggu kat luar festival centre dlm pkl 11.30am 30/03/2011.

2. that footage flooding the fb...

mcm biasa, yg ditunggu2 x dpt, yg random2 bersepah2an. we want dat fucking tambi fucking amoi vid, not that KB mall chick hanging, n she did not even die! if u wanna ccommit suicide, p terjun laut la, xdek orang, mayat reput ikan makan, no mess left for others to clean. boleh masuk neraka dengan tenang.

ps: hot jugak sideview miera liyana nih!

3. gemilang

apsal aku rs mcm cite nih slow, xbes n tiz zaqiyah mcm gemok n watak die aku rs mcm nk rembat2 je. gelabah gle babeng. tp mak aku kate, xelok buat keje separuh jalan. so terpakse r tgk sampai abes.

4. lain2.

Oz kalah dgn india pagi tadi ngahahha. amik lu ponting! india vs pakistan is next. somebody is gonna die!!!


sekian update mingguan yang terlambat sikit. selamat hari jumaat.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

alhamdulillah


24/01/09 voided

my holiday this time was a fulfilling one. i spent some times in most of the penisula states (except pahang & perlis) lepak2 dgn kawan2 etc, as well as i had times with my family doing familial stuffs. thanks to all the major contributors, im now 10kg heavier yet charming nonetheless.

1. ilham hazim



anak sedare aku yg terel buat muke sedih nih dh selamat menjalani craniotomy (xsure keyhole ke, craniostomy ke ape) smlm. sgt sedih utk meninggalkan budak nih b4 operation die smlm. mak aku ckp, amik la gambar last dgn die, kot2 pasnih 'die dh xdek dah'. but i refused.

speedy recovery 4 him iA. nnt dtg la jalan2 kat sini k!

2. dh sampai

slept over at the Melbourne airport, then connecting flight to adelaide was delayed twice. but, reach here anyway. a bit disappointed when my bicycle lock was not allowed to be carried on flight. wtf. what harm can it do? Girls' highheels can bring more destruction than the bloody lock. stupid law.


15/07/10 re-dated

3. mat kawen

tahniah mat yg berjaya berkahwin smlm walaupon bukan dgn kazen ali al-iraqi mahupon anak ali al-maghribi.

esok dh stat klas. shit weather.sekian.

Sunday, May 09, 2010

feliz el dia de madre

1. family

i just dont know what to write or say anymore, you can read abt them here. i just hope that everything went well and i'll be home in about 2 weeks time. we can hav a quiet time together (as if we r quiet when we're together pffft!) n we can work on the things we have to. seriously, i've never felt so sad for somebody else before. i learn't that im more of an angry person than a saddy-teary-cryy (wtf!) person, i would rather punch somebody's face than cry, especially ugly fat dopey chix, if u r fat n cute, u r safe. no, i don't really punch people. im a peace-loving creature who make jokes abt fat ppl n that's it.

the baby has made good progress but the outcome of the complication is yet to be known. thanks to those who prayed for my sister n her young one, and to those yg buat 'lawak2 frenli' tuh, xdek hal la, nnt aku balas la balik, cam xbese plak.

to umi, kakak, n kak bab, hepi mother's day! n to all the other moms as well.

2. study

as i mentioned before, i passed my acute care rotation last friday, i bought myself a pack of white timtams, which i think is so much better than the double coated timtams. now i can focus (kahkahkahkah) on my prostate cancer project n get it done today or later tomorrow.

3. kje

nothing so interesting with my work at the moment, other than one love child (aka anak haram / anak eksiden) of HJs has been born last week. i still havnt congratulate them, yet i've been so excited with the new arrival. is to congratulate them means we r supporting their unmarried-fucking? there u go, if u r too bored at the moment, u've just got something to think abt.

this week, the foxes played away at the Blue Eagles', at the Marden sporting complex. the senior game was an interesting one, since their physio (peter, used to be my colleague at uni) was the busier one, 1 ankle injury, 1 cracked ribs etc. ambo has to be called. oh who doesnt like ambo chix, i mean cute ambo chix in the paramedic uniform....(googling cute chix in ambo uniform)... oh back to the footballing bits, 1 red cards, team mates sworn at each other, armband changed 3 times, club managers had a heated hard time with the officials (eventhough the official was a female, it's not that hard time im talking abt), it does shows the crisis level at the moment. hopefully they'll get some points in coming matches.

the results: (Eagles vs Foxes)

U-19: 2-2
Res: 2-2
Sen: 4-1

oh n im going to have a phone interview around next week for a job in country victoria. while i really enjoyed my rural placement a few years ago, i am still thinking of the pros n cons working outside metro area. i'll just give a shot anyway.

4. bola

the final EPL game will b played tonite, arsenal's 3rd or 4th doesn't really matter. some ppl said it is better to be 4th, u'll get more money bcoz u hav to play the qualifiers round. well, doesn't really matter at all. frankly, i would rather want pompey winning the tittle, but when u have chelski n manure up there, u dont really have a choice but to go for the Russian backed club. well, again, it doesn't really matter.

5. going home

since im going home in a few weeks, i think im really going to miss my bike n all the cycling sides of my life here i feel like bringing it home. i still have some time to do some shopping etc. n with endless kenduri kendara anak dara nyam2 looming around, i can say welcome to mr Roi.

6. lain2

- saiful adli, budak umah aswad suro aku advertise nih: tv Sonic LCD 40'+ ps3 slim 250gb, 2 controller, 3 cd(fifa2010,bionic commando and heavy rain) $1200ono. kl korg nk bli tuh mention la name aku leh aku dapat kamsen sket hehehe. zaman skang mane ade ikhlas semate2 je.

- sape ag yg nk kawen between may n july nih kasik tau, aku nk kne buat draft projek pemakanan solo 1 malaysia 111 kali, kl xckop 111 kenduri aku makan r kat satu2 kenduri tuh 3-4 kali. mungkin aku leh mintak utusan cover story aku n mungkin aku leh dapat physio usm escort kot2 la perut aku cramp ke, sakit blakang ke, berak xlawas ke etc.

- awek2 yg nk jadik escort aku utk 2 bulan nih pon silelah mendaftarkan diri, kl ramai nnt aku divide la ikut negeri supaya adil dan saksama.


khas utk kakak aku

sekian. thanks. selamat hari ibu bukan eboue.

Friday, May 07, 2010

emo post

i shud b happy at the moment. i worked hard n this morning i passed my 6-week acute care rotation, which i failed last yr.

i'll postpone the party for now, family is always the priority.

kamon baby kamon!!

Sunday, May 02, 2010

meet uncle ihsan

1. new addition

congratulation to ki n his wife a.k.a my ex-classmate. n with my sister's uterus is nearing its bursting period, it is only a matter of time for another young one to come out. apparently they have some kind of MoU about this; not to show me the pictures until both of them r born, n then i'll have to guess who belongs to who.

but they forgot that with all the genetics technology n whatnot, i already able to come up with my own predicament. i already knew the answer even without looking at them. well, ke mana tumpahnya kuah kalau x ke nasik?


jgn marah yer, nnt anak aku kuar korg nyer turn plak (pic removed)

2. study

final week of acute care placement, im happy that i already discharged few patients. hopefully i got good marks for the subject. as for the other subject im doing, the freaking low marks given on my individual assignment proves nothing. i can't give a shit on such shit assigment.

3. kje

malas. sorg mamat baru kne buang kje sbb melecurkan satu pekerje lain pkai lighter. die xtau melecurkan n melacurkan tuh maksud lain. minah yg termelecur tuh mmg sexmaniac yg terkenal serantau alam pon. bese la omputih.

bola minggu nih main home. lawan metrostars, top of the table. team senior kalah lagi. 1st half kne 0-3, final score 3-5.

results: (foxes vs metrostars)
u19: 0-0
Res: 1-1
Sen: 3-5

4. bola

bosan r xbyk bola. dem r

5. beach day

silelah rujuk fb. n plz r jgn komen psl kehenseman aku, aku mmg dh tau lame saje malas nk tunjuk.



sekian. selamat bermain2 dgn baby kpd org2 yg baru beranak.

Monday, November 02, 2009

slmt balik mesia kpd una

1. kje

gle bz minggu nih, friday nite, saturday nite. omputih nih dh gile ke ape? friday nite g r clubbing n berprojek2 ngn chix2, ade ke makan beger plak. gle xdek life diorg skang. haih. pnt gle siot shift dedue hari tuh.


hadiah mystery customer sabtu arituh. cayalah!

2. pasal post yg lepas

aku terjumpe quran tuh kat rak2 mesjit wandana. memule aku try nk bace sbb mls nk kuarkan quran kecik aku yg diawet dlm beg aku tuh. bese r org yg g mesjit awal utk solat jumaat mmg r byk mase terluang utk beribadat. tetibe, aku rs pelik n konfius lak nk bace quran tuh. ble usha cover die, die ade tulis "rawah al warsh". so drpd niat murni aku nk bace quran, aku layan lak bace 'preface' die psl origin quran nih n asal usul history sket lebey kurg. n aku compare dgn quran 'rawah hafz'. korg nk tau lebey2 p tny tok guru quran mane2. aku bkn tau sgt tp nampak r die nyer perawi lain2. tp still going back to usman bin affan n 5 bijik quran yg disebarkan zaman2 tuh dlu. nnt ade mase aku g menuntut lebey2 ngn abg aku or sape2. cam bes je.

lps solat aku g jumpe imam tny kat die aku nk bli quran tuh. die kate "we dont sell quran here, u can just take it". mak aih, baik plak pakcik nih, patut r jadik imam. nnt aku bli quran lain letak la sebijik kat situ.

3. main petang

dimana ada aku, disitu ada camerawoman. tp xleh nk menunjukkan kepoweran mcm mggu lps sbb ade rs mcm pelik dkt area2 piriformis n die tarik smpai kaki tuh. fuiyyo. nerve glide problem kot. so xleh nk lari2 sgt.

4. bola

mlm sabtu lepas kje naik beskal mlm2 g umah muniaq utk tgk game Arsenal-Spurs. mng 3-0 tp spttnye boleh laukkan spurs selambe je. dh lame r plak xtgk bola ngn member2. tp munir 2nd half die blah layan awek. chet.



5. una balik

skang nih aku rs die dlm flight dr kolombo ke mane ntah nk balik kl. bosan gle die sampai sume gamba fb aku die komen hahahaha. bgs r dok oversi lame2 jadik tensen ade r. tgk mcm azam tuh, kepale otak tuh dh xbtol dh dok oversi lame2 sgt.

6. panas

ini blom summer ag. npk gaye taun nih panas awal, maka beruntunglah golongan2 yg balik mesia taun nih. tp kalau panas lambat, maka rugilah golongan2 yg balik mesia utk summer. dh la balik mesia panas, makan banyak sure jadik gemok nyer, dtg balik pon panas ag.

tips2 menghadapi musim panas:

-waktu siang, tutup sume tingkap n pintu n ape2 lubang yg ade kat umah. sbb angin siang panas.
-waktu malam bukak sume lubang2 yg ade. sbb angin malam xpanas.
-waktu siang dan malam berbogelanlah jika berkesempatan
-bli aiskrim byk2. mmg bes.
-bli sprinkler dok dpn kipas. sprinkle kan diri anda tiap2 2 menet.
-g lepak kat umah dak2 village. xyah bazir bil letrik umah sendirik utk pasang ekon.

ps: xhot pon heliza tuh, dh r watak die bosan gle dlm cte tuh. argh aku terpedaya dgn hasutan rakan2.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Raya Raya Vinctoria 09


paradise interchange 0415hrs


17/09/09

after working a 6-hr shift on 16/09, i stayed up until 4am so that i wont miss the 4.30am bus to airport. arrived at the airport at 5.15am n checked in just before 5.30am (45mins b4 flight check in regulation), n there were still ppl queing behind me, stuff them wahahaha.

the stewardess weren't any attractive enuff to entertain my eyes so im off for my much needed sleep. upon landing at the Melbourne epot, it took about 10 mins for the plane to get to the terminal due to heavy fog in Sydney and planes destined to sydney epot were diverted to Melbourne n Brisbane epot. the reality of Victorians costly life hit me, as i was welcomed with a $16 (apsal aku xbli retur tic? nnt ujung2 aku cte) 20mins bus trip to the city. i wandered arnd DFO n then took a train to Topek's place in East Oakleigh (petempatan budak2 Monash). Zul n Napong picked me up at the Huntingdale Stn.

aktiviti menarik kat sane: bola, makan, terawih, makan, sembang2

19/09/09


view from the balcony

lepas zohor aku n topek g dandenong utk shopping barang2 raya. gle r minority siot org putih kat dandenong. pastuh ki reply sms n bergerak r ke sydney rd utk membeli baklava. sampai2 sane kedai tuh tutup plak utk bukak pose. cis. nih xleh jadik, so aku pon g kdai lain. awek/akak/makcik tukang bungkus baklava 5kg aku tuh boleh tahan gk cun, n harge raye baklava tuh boleh tahan gk mahal. ape leh wat, bli je r mls nk tggu2 dah. pkl 9mlm amik V/Line g Geelong yg berharge $6++. sampai geelong dlm pkl 10 lebey kot, kol2 xdek org angkat rupenye abg aku dh ttdo. lps die terbangun die pon amik aku kat stesen ketapi bawak g waterfront apartment die tuh. dapat r melayan game arsenal-wigan yg mcm bese menjanjikan gol yg byk. wahahahaha

20/09/09


peduduk melayu geelong

g solat raye kat mesjit (convert from a church) kat geelong tuh. agak xorganise n kelam kabut solat raye sbb ramai org kot, n the g beraye kat umah satu brader tuh. makan lebey kurg pastuh balik tukar bj n g ikut org2 Shell yg terdiri drpd Ki, Uncle Bob & Emerson a.k.a Paray/Parei eat wind and wash eye. pusing2 mane2 ntah usha2 n carik haiwan (dan perempuan) exotic.


2 bekstritbois + 1 bekstritangkel

21/09/09



plan2 nyer nk balik ke melben sbb ptg tuh ade makan2 ISMA-Victoria, boleh r aku mengusha classmet2 aku n kawan2 n jr2 n keindahan ciptaan tuhan kat victoria, tp tetibe abg aku sound suro stay lg satu mlm utk bermakan2 indian food mlm tuh. so terperangkap r aku drpd lps zohor sampai pkl 6 ptg mengusung beg mencari toilet etc sbb xdek kunci nk masuk apartment n abg aku abes kje pkl 5.30pm. so abes satu geelong aku pusing. mlm tuh g r berindian food sorg $40 wahahahaha


misteri keboroian selepas kerja telah dibongkari

22/09/09



lps zohor bergerak la aku g melben utk menghabiskan sisa2 hidup kat victoria nih. jalan2 carik trian stn tp silap, so bak kate pepatah malu bertanya sesat jalan, aku pon bertanya kpd satu ex-primary skool teacher, n she was very nice showed me the direction. we had a short chat along the way.

sampai2 melben, aku pon blurr sbb xtau nk wat pe sbb budak2 tuh sume still kat sepital n pengguaan henpon agak limited. so aku g vic market tp dh tutup r plak. naik trem g brunswick turun stop 21, n menggunakan ilmu penaakulan mantik dan photographic&pornografik memory aku pon main bedal je jln mane2. sampai r aku terase mcm xtau nk pusing mane, aku pon approach satu brader oz yg sedang masukkan baby die dlm kusi baby kat seat blakang. die pon dgn baik hatiyer mengeluarkan buku peta n tlg carik jalan. n tetibe die dgn baik hatinye mengoffer utk hantar aku g sane. so aku pon masuk dlm kete die n die pon pusing2 sampai jumpe jalan tuh. name encik tuh adelah en james. tq en james. n anak die kat blakang tuh name... aiseh xigt name anak die ape. pendek cite, sampai r umah fira utk dimakan tanggung berak xcangkung kat situ.

23/09/09


pusat perbasikalan Barkly St

oh besday aku yg ke 24 rupenye (thx for all the well-wishes-sambil-kutuk2). xdek dpt hadiah pape pon so beg aku remain 4kg+. so aku pon pow beskal fira yg berupa sebuah diamondback bertayar 26" x 30 kot sedap utk melompat2 divider bile salah jalan. tp yg xbesnyer beskal tuh fixed gear. so i had to put up with the downside of it n ride like a true commuter, slowly but surely. pusing smith st, pastuh g lonsdale st, sesat2 sp tpt2 yg dak melben pon tatau katne n diakhiri dgn sesi makan2 kfc kat flemington. so 4 jam having a very gay time of my own tanpa membeli ape2 sbb jacket yg aku berkenan tuh xdek size. i can say now dat im confident with Melbourne streets. xdek la susa mane pon.


kfc flemington n umah Barkley xmuat dlm peta nih

24/09/09



pagi2 pkl 6 kuar umah dihantar oleh fira ke Southern Cross utk amik Flybus. aku xbli return tiket arituh sbb 1. aku tatau ade return tic nyer price 2. aku bajet mane r tau kot2 r rakan2 aku yg baik hati tuh nk hantar aku g epot. tp memandangkan diorg dak2 medic agak bz n aku pon dah kaye skang wahahahaha. so sampai epot awal, g carik krispykreame utk anak dara encik rozanizam zakaria.


stewardess yg 'bolehla' compared to others

sekian berakhirnya kisah cuti raya yg xmcm raya sbb xckop rendang n kuah kacang tp cukop makan.

tq to all the ppl esp Ki, Topek & co, Fira & co, Ex-M03f (wlpn xsempat/xdek can nk jumpe), makcik penunjuk jalan kat Geelong, En James & babynya, n xlupa juga pihak penganjur iaitu syarikat minyak Shell yg membayar makan2, apartment, kereta, minyak kereta kat geelong.



selamat hari raya maaf zahir batin. panjang umur boleh la kita menumpang mandi.

ps 1 : susah gle nk jumpe chix melben yg combo cun+muda+slim. sumeyer either cun tetapi gemok, slim tetapi tidak cun, cun dan slim tetapi tua etc. baik r lepak rundle je.

ps 2: gamba2 lain ade kat sini.


ps 3: post yg menarik drpd abg aku wahahahaha.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Tokwan 1926-2009

dalam quran, selain drpd die kasik tau laki boleh kawen 4, ade gk ayat quran yg kasik tau bahawasanya setiap yg bernyawa tuh mesti akan mati


1926-2009

arinih bizi btol kje, aku jage sorg Frontboard (kre dh tahap2 Eddy r lebey kurg), dh abes kje dlm pkl 12tgh mlm, baru check henpon, tgk2 ade sms from ki

"salam adik2, tokwan dah kembali ke rahmatullah"

aku yg tgh tggu manager setel2kan kje n nk suro die tlg hantar balik umah pon kol r umah. anatare bende yg mak aku ckp kat aku berbunyik camnih:

"esan xyah la balik k... "hahaha.. tau2 je mak aku aku malas balik.

tp tuh r, ble bende2 camnih jadik, aku pon blur2 nk react camne, memule aku mcm senyum2 je ble aku kasik tau manager aku, pastuh lame sket, br r terflashback all those time we spent together, buat lawak, time atuk aku komen psl bini abg aku cun ke x, camne aku pakse die kuar umah jalan2, camne ktorg sorokkan wheelchair die so dat he'll hav to walk, camne ktorg plan perjalanan ke PD mase kenduri kawen ki tuh, n camne mlm kat PD tuh aku jage die n die ajak aku sembang pkl 3 pg, time tuh aku dh la penat drive, mlm2 die kejut tolong die g toilet n mandikan die (biase r org2 tua), camne aku ngn adik aku berpeluh2 time kenduri kawen tuh dok bawak atuk aku naik turun tangge pkai wheelchair, camne ktorg mem'fucking out'kan die, camne una blend makanan2 yg pelik2 utk kasik atuk aku leh mkn (sbb die xdek gigi, gigi palsu die letak mane ntah), camne ktorg tolong die solat, n camne ktorg bukakkan tv tiap2 pg utk die tgk 'bicara mufti kat TV1', camne adik aku buat2 lawak pasal die pastuh suro die doakan so dat Allah ampunkan dosa2 cucu dia, etc.

tp kadang2 aku kesian tgk parent aku yg bertungkus lumus jage atuk aku, sampai diorg pon sakit2 blakang, amik cuti, tuka kje ("...hang buat apa berenti kerja, org lain susah nk carik kerja la ni..."), aku yg jage die bape bulan je pon kdg2 rs frust, bosan, kecewe etc, tp tuh r ble tgk mak aku sbg menantu yg gle babeng sabar etc, aku mcm respek gle r. kl aku bapak sendirik pon belom tentu lg leh wat camtuh ( tp bapak aku dh sound awal2 die kang tua2 nk lepak2 kat umah org tua je... hahaha.. )

ape2pon, hopefully roh atuk aku ditempatkan dikalangan org2 yg beriman, n hopefully jugak family aku dpt bersabar atas pemergian atuk aku. korg lak ko ckp takziah kat aku, jgn kecik ati lak kl aku xreply, sbb aku xtau nk respond camne? thanks? nw? isk2? ntah r, bende jarang2 jadik nih susa sket.

thanks to all yg mendoakan n mereply kpd status Fb & YM aku. dh r aku nk tdo, esok klas pkl 9-4.30 ag, nk kne sidai baju n masak pg2 esok.. huhuhu

aku rs r, kl tokwan aku leh ckp ngn aku skang, die akan cakap "tokwan dah habaq awai2 dah..."

antara post terawal aku psl tokwan aku, time nih pon die dh start sakit2.

so utk mengakhiri post yg sayu nih, aku quote manager aku

"he's lucky to have a family like urs"

Al-Fatihah buat Abdul Mukti Bin Mustafa Bin Md Said Bin Yusuf

ps: Tokwan, kem slm r kat Mikel Jeksen kl jumpe die k

Thursday, July 16, 2009

[exclusive midweek] Hepi Besday Ki



hepi besday Ki, see u in september! Congrats to BN kerana sudah memulakan angin perubahan kat Manek Urai. mane xnye, sekor2 fat ass turun padang, makan free lg, mmg dh melebihi tahap angin kus2 dh r, bau budu lg.

dh sekian. tgh tensen memikirkan misi cycling to Salisbury sabtu nih, hopefully rajin nk tukar tayar esok n semoga xujan sabtu nih.

ps: sedang berkire2 nk bli beskal yg lebih power n mahal.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

ahad yg rilek

1. Hepi Fathers day & heppi bday ayah


ayahku n ayahnya

selamat hari jadi kpd bapak aku yg ke16 esok (22/06/51) aku pon xsure die wat ape skang, tp die still bz mcm dlu travel sane2 sini berganti2 ngn mak aku. sorg g kl, sorg dok umah jage tokwan, sorg ag g nicaragua sorg lg dok umah jage tokwan.


bapak kpd budak ini adalah en Rozaizam

selamat hari bapa kpd bapa2 semua bapa2 di dunia, termasuk bapa ayam, bapa pembangunan, bapa pendidikan, mohd baparuddin bin syamsul bahari, ayahping, papa, sugardaddy dan lain2.

2. laporan bola

dis week home game lawan Cobras, top of the table clash, tp xdpt stay utk seniors match sbb kje kt HJ pkl 6ptg. cam bese rilek2 di hari yg berangin sambil mengusha bola dan mendapat gaji buta. so the results r:

Foxes Vs Cobras
U-19: 1-0
Reserves: 1-1
Seniors: 1-1

3. Benda2 bodoh

surat kaba mesia yg bodoh. ckop2 r cite psl Muhammad Nabil bin Rodzake bin Namis yg dilahirkan tanpa kemaluan pada 10 ogos 2008, yg skang nih kene jadik pompuan plak. haih. nih bkn takat nk dpt awek pon susa, nk dapat laki kang lagi2 la susa.



surat kaba oz bodo. everybody knows dat remembering faces is harder than remembering full names, eventho if u put the face in front page of local newspaper, n another pic inside it. wtf



gambar ala2 happy tree friends, cat lovers plz dont click here (time aku berbasikal2)


yahooo!!


ps: slmt berexam kpd budak2 yg ade exam. tggl seminggu adult rehab placement, plz pray for my success!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

hepi besday kakak!



hepi besday kakak yg ke 28 wahahaha (dh boleh letak taun sbb dh kawen wahahaha)

ps: bodo punye utusan, letak name penuh. gelap mase depan budak nih nk dpt awek. (br update, siap ade gamba bogel ag)

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

[exclusive] cumpleaños feliz, syafiq!


gambar version mangga; dlm air utk sorok perut

hepi besday yg ke 19 (16/04). study elok2.. ade rezeki kang kite lepak2 kat Perth ngn Muiz skali. selamat mengusha n melayan awek2.. jgn lebey2 sudah. contohilah makcik nih, p r audition AF ke Mesian Idol ke bedal je r. dah kaye kang kite kautim.

"You can have children who are talented very early in their lives but you don’t know how they will respond with difficulties..." (Arséne Wenger 2009)
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Arsenal 3-0 Villareal
(pasang lagu 7 nafas lagi M.Nasir, mmg masuk r step die.. haha)


ps: nih baru puji, blom nk wat baju, tukar toilet seat, tukar kusi, etc

Friday, January 02, 2009

kenduri Kakak kat KL + NY 2009



ni br r kenduri melayu, ade nasik minyak, ade kompang, ade org marhaban, ade kuih seri muka kes2.



chad sudah semakin huduh sejak balik dr adelaide nih, muke pon dh senget2. wahuahuawhauhwuahau. silelah menfotoshop muke sendrik



selamat tahun baru 2009! gambar2 kenduri kl yg lain ade kat sini.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

kakak kawen n kenduri JB [+ pics link]


nikah pg2


pengantin 2 pasang sampai

sorry to Nisam n Family, n Shekah, cant spend much time with u guys.. bz xpasal2 plak td.. huhu.. sori2. gamba2 yg byk gle tuh ade kat sini



ps: penat gle, perlu berehat b4 g main futsal pkl 11 mlm nih kang

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Kenduri Ki kat PD [+ pics link]


akad


b4 makan2


budak2 M03F (not in pic: che nas n cikinot)



antara budak2 KMB yg dtg


ser klasmet dinawariku


pencuri air pool utk basuh tgn


berlatih utk ahad nih.

gambar2 lain ade kat sini.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Cup round of 18 + Mother's Day

against Modbury Jets. not a good week, the results reflect the fact that the foxes r playing against a team from a superior league, but the senior game was really2 a no-luck situation. total domination, they had one chance and that's it. it also happened that this kid was the goalkeeper for the club's u-15 few years ago, so we had a 1-minute silence and all players wore black armband before the reserve's match. n the goalkeeper of the opponent's reserve team is my spanish classmate, who later made a stupid mistake and cost them a penalty kick.

the results: Foxes vs Jets
Reserves: 1-2
Seniors: 0-1

next week: away at Santos Stadium
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I am Fatimah binti Mohd. Noor. I have been with FKA since 30 June 1977. I was then a Diploma graduate from UTM and was appointed as an Assistant Lecturer B. I completed my Bachelor (Hons.) in Civil Engineering at the University of Glasgow in 1981, and Master in Engineering (Hydraulics) at UTM 15 years later. Currently, I am an Associate Professor with the Department of Hydraulics and Hydrology, and the Deputy Dean for Academic affairs. Thus, I am in-charge of the academic affairs and overall running of our Faculty programmes for undergraduate students of about 1500. I hold a Professional Engineer status since 2004 by virtue of my one-year professional attachment with SAJ Holdings in Johor Bahru.

I started teaching the Diploma and Undergraduate programmes in 1981. The subjects were Fluid Mechanics, Hydraulics, Hydrology and Engineering Drawing. Since 2002 I was teaching the postgraduate students for Water Supply Engineering. Until 2004, I was the course coordinator for Fluid Mechanics and Water Supply Engineering. In addition to the usual teaching load, I usually supervise roughly 5 students every year for Final Year Projects. On top of this, I also supervised students attending to their industrial training. In summary, until now I have collected more than 20 years of teaching time and experience, and supervised more than 100 final year project students. For my contributions in teaching, I was awarded The Best Lecturer in 1998. I was also the guest speaker in UTM-IWK Training the Trainer post-graduate programme.

I was the head of Hydraulics Lab between 1987 to 1989, in which period FKA was relocated to Skudai. In 2000, I was more heavily involved with administration of the faculty. I was appointed the first Head of Department for External Programmes. I was in-charge of management of human resource, facilities and academic for about 500 part-time students. In addition, I was a chair and member of a number of task forces and committees at FKA and University levels. In recognition of my service contributions, I obtained the Jasa Bakti in 1997, and Excellent Service Awards twice in 1999 and 2004. Between 2002-2003 I underwent one-year attachment at SAJ (Hldgs.) Sdn. Bhd., upon which I secured my P.E status. I obtained my Associate Professorship in 2002.

My publication work started in 1981. I started to compile notes to become textbooks for subjects of my lecture. I produced one textbook per year in various fields of hydraulics & hydrology and soil mechanics between 1991- 1995, though some are translation pieces, through UTM Publisher. At present, some of them are still in use as main reference by UTM and other institutions. My Mekanik Bendalir untuk Kejuruteraan Awam won the Best Seller in 2003, and I also won another UTM Publication award as Best Editor (Malay) for 2004. My most recent publication work is an adaptation version of R.L. Mott’s Applied Fluid Mechanics. I was also involved with some editing, reviewing and proofreading of textbooks, theses, articles and papers. As far as conference and journal papers are concerned, I have more than 30 pieces to my credit. My publication work is not only restricted to the above-mentioned. I also assist in the making of quite a number of reports, manuals, guidelines, and other documentation at the faculty and university levels.

My research and consultancy work interest is in the fields of Hydraulics and Water Supply Engineering; i.e. Water Conservation, Domestic Water Meters, Self-cleansing Intakes, and Non-Revenue Water. I embarked in these areas since 1988. However, it was in 1997 that I secured a contract research grant. My other research projects were actually unfunded, therefore they were executed through the assistance of my final year students. On consultancy, I was a member in a team for two projects, i.e. Design Drawing with AutoCad in 1998 and Hydraulic Impact Assessment for a Kedah coastal reclamation work in 2001.

To end my narration of myself, I personally feel that what can be more important than having endless tasks and busy schedule, is that I have thoroughly enjoyed every minute of it. I will retire from UTM with fond memories.


Happy Mother's Day!!

Monday, May 05, 2008

week 7 + Ahad yg Bz

week 7 round, against Western Striker at their home ground, near West Lake. Rob picked me up at the south tce tram station to go to the place. Barry gave me a lift on the way back.

results: Strikers vs Foxes

U-19: 0-2
Reserve: 4-1
Seniors: 2-2

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sabtu malam ahad berusrah kat umah mat, lepas tuh g berlepakan ngn kazen aku kat Holiday Inn sambil mengusha kebuduhan West Ham disayurkan oleh Man U. esok pagi tuh p balik ke umah mong utk menguruskan hal perbasikalan. lepas tuh kuar balik utk bawak kawan Ki yg baru sampai jalan n menunjukkan tpt2 makan kat adelaide nih (nasib baik r adelaide nih kecik). lepas tuh balik lg ke umah mejat utk menyambung hal2 perbasikalan. lepas tuh mlm p umah muaz mengusha game Arsenal n match Leicester City yg kne relegate. pkl 1 pg br ler sampai umah. haih.


tenkiu En Lehmann!!

ps: mejat, mat dan mong tinggal di rumah yg sama

Sunday, April 20, 2008

week 5 + sesi bersama Dan

the Foxes r suppose to play Adelaide Olympic at their home ground, but since they share the ground with the local footy club, we had away games at our home ground. they put their man at the gate, they brought their canteen ppl to sell food, but they didnt bring their match balls for the U-19. owh, they also didnt bring their trainers too. this had caused a bit of tension between their ppl n our club management. n to make things worse, no free fries post-match, dammit!

back to the game business, 3 away wins it was.
results: Olympic vs Foxes
U-19: 0-7
Reserve: 1-3
Senior: 2-3

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last thurday, i was treating the lastman, a very fast and vocal fullback. it is not suprising that he played for stoke city and Queensland Roars few yrs ago, before had a groin operation. currently a medic student at Flinders Uni.

D: do u have a girlfren? (they like to ask this sort of Qs)
I: no. do u hav one?
D: no.
I: a swinger eh?
D: yeah. there's a lot of beautiful girls in Adelaide..is there a lot of hot chix doing physio?
I: yes, physio is well-known for it's hot chixs. every yr.
D: it's very true. Bla2...
I: I'm a Muslim, so even if we have a gf, there's nothing much we can do together...
D: yeah, is it like u cant have sex unless u r married?
I: yeah, something like dat...

then he started asking about fasting, solat etc... why-when-how Qs etc

D: so, what kind of movements involve when u r praying? do u kneel on the floor?
I: there's a lot of movement actually, it's a bit hard to explain... bla2... i havnt pray my 4th prayer (maghrib) yet, i'll pray in front of u, n u can watch if u want...
D: sure. i'll definitely watch it... bla2...

utk memendekkan cite, aku pon solatla depan die... after few mins...

I: tadaaa... (turning back to him, lepas bagi salam n doa yg pendek)
D: that's it? that's so short!
I: u can make it longer if u got time (obviously, i'm on work. sudah diexplain earlier)
D: do u feel some kind of relaxing?
I: errr.. yeah... (alamak! apsal la die tny soklan nih). because u didnt think about anything else... (which is somehow true)

bla bla bla....


aku n kawan Umi yg berkonfren kat sini


al fatihah buat ustat Mad yg meninggal arituh. n hepi besday utk adik laki aku beberape ari lps gk.