apology re apology post

enough the apology bit, now lets have a look at what has been happening for the last 3-4 weeks

1. Work

was working up in Maroochydore, about 60kms from my place. it was a relatively smaller facility, i did not feel like i was working on all the 4 days i was there. and with the likes of Lisa, Chantelle and .... ah i forgot her name, i wish i could work there permanently. dammit they have cute young staffs up there. so on the friday i decided to drive further 40kms north and spent some time at Noosa Head beach.

yesterday we nearly burned down the place, and being blamed for a resident injury. too much politics going on between the management and the staffs and the crack is becoming more obvious. oh well it's work place afterall.

2. Football

League of Nations ended and the Pacific Islanders were crowned the inaugural cup champs. we were eliminated by the Fijians after losing 2-0 earlier that day. made a few new friends and learnt few more spanish swearwords, that all that matters. so much about being a sore loser good sport.

Viva Los Sudamericanos!

Boring Spain won EURO, so i am officially launching the ABS campaign for World Cup 2014. yup Anything But Spain.

nevermind van Persie, it's already Robin van Pergi. the club lives on!

#LOL

3. Cycling

Tour de France is on at the moment, and they've been having crashes in all but the first stage. i have to agree with O'Gready that there are a lot of youngsters in the tour this time who are trying to make their mark. i hope Wiggo will win this time, enough of Cadel already.

Went to Australia Zoo few weeks back, the view along the way was no less than breathtaking, the climbs... duh the climbs! then went for a short ride 2 weeks ago because the weather wasn't really prime for cycling. too bad you don't get to choose neither the weather nor the days for your weekend.

4. Meeting Durio Malaysinus

meeting malaysians is such a rare occasion for  me. had BBQ with PPMQ and the regular eating out at the Victoria St Hotel*. then met Nazee for a quick catch up, i think i waited for him longer than meeting him, a Brisbane boy who was lost in his own city, such a bugger noob he is.

5. Ramadhan Mosque Clean-Up

attended by few, quite disheartened when i found out there was no pilau biryani for lunch. come on u indian/pakistani/bangla community. and where were all your daughters? your hospitality reputation is at risk i have to admit. all was good finished the work by Asar. a good day work with a malay-speaking Amin.

big shoutouts of congratulations to Zarip, Cham, Book, Pokchek, N n etc on your wedding/engagement/In-relationship/Not-Sure-What-The-Fuck-Is-Happening status-changing events




so, that's all. 'till i'm bored again take care!!


* many thanks to Abg Usop n family

paperworks!!

1. work

started at a new place last monday. atm im doing full time at Abbey Gardens, but will be a split part-timer over there and Burpangary Garden in a couple week time. too much paper work, less fun.

what do u do with the 1st german plane shot down in Scotland in WWII?

turn it into a letter opener and give it to ur wife. war can be romantic sometimes.

2. bribie island trip

weather was good, imo the bike is a little bit heavier compared to my orbea despite being composite-alloy. i think it is due to it's purposely built for tri not for race thus the very steady handling. boleh tongkat dagu atas handlebar at 30-40km/h selambe, if u're confident enuf la kan. other than i need to build up my fitness again, it was a pretty text-book 63km cycling trip. forever alone but enjoyable. ha ha.

oh n the surf wasn't too rough so 1hr swim wasn't too bad after all.

3. passport

going to Brisbane today to renew my passport for the 2nd time since i 1st step my very foot on this vast country. been here so long and havn't achieved much, n can't wait to go back one day. selamanya harimau malaya ahahahahaha

dat's it. have a lovely weekend to all.

age care

if i learnt anything, that is the most disappointing thing to a parent is them being disowned by their children. so kids, be good to your parent. kecik2 taknak mati.

changing workplace starting next monday, but can't wait for the weekend for the inaugural ride on the bike, still i need to find replacements for all the cycling treasures i left in KMKP. duh!

Caloundra then Bribie, not too bad for a coming weekend.

weekend arituh main bola kat UQ. termenang pulak walaupon xtau main utk team yang mana satu. alah, main side mane2 pon komfem menang punye lah!

Himpunan Hijau

ini sbb kak noli sudah tegur muahahahaha. sejak bila blog aku dibace oleh golongan ibu2 plak nih? aiyyak!

okeh, lepas nih update2 mesti lebih mengancam dan berilmiah yang lebih mendalam. tp skang tgh malas so lain kali la ye.

plz ppl, y do u think iran wants nuclear power despite having shitloads of oil?

sekian, marilah kita tido awal. esok kerja.

ps: kak noli adelah pusat baitulmal Brisbane, pusat makanan sedap2.tanpa beliau tidak bermaknalah Brisbane.

this is very true.

now imagine primary school kids singing it because the music is awesome.

"I believe this is a test from Allah..." (Menteri Lembu 2011)

"i will follow you where ever you may go..."

1. patient #1

i have to say she's my favourite patient. her room has this exclusive classy ambience which makes it very inviting to anybody who enters her room. she uses avon body perfume for her room, surprise surprise. she uses a lot of whites, n the way she dresses anybody could tell how well off she is, or should i say she was. she used to live in a 32 bedroom house with a pool and own tennis court, but like most of housewives sad stories, she was back-stabbed by a 'friend' after her husband passed away. she had to leave the house with her 6 kids. "You only know your friends once you do not have money... these are fly-by-night friends..."

but like most of my patients, they will always say "i am not complaining, i know there are a lot more people doing it harder than me..."

2. Swimming

i think i am doing ok with swimming at the moment. yesterday i met 3 interesting siblings, started with 3 of us, it seemed the whole pool opted to join the party and play catch, to the dismay of the lifeguard. it has been a while since i did anything with anybody else. good bunch of people it was.

"Why Caboolture is such a shithole? Because it is...!" you young fella need to learn to shut up.

3. what to buy?

nak beli kereta ke motor ke basikal ke semua? bukan tak mampu tapi nak buat apa semua2 nih. baik aku beli lembu ade can jugak aku nak duduk condo nanti. lagipon aku mane reti nak beli kereta, beli basikal aku reti la.

Dem u tax!!!

sekian post minggu ini. selamat bermaulid nabi.

hepi Oz Day. I'm a bloody asian.

i dunno if this blog is still relevant to people, n if there're still people reading it other than myself, but maybe one day when i'm a prime minister, or waiting for the death sentence in jail, ppl will be offering money for this autobiography.

1. Work

i think careerwise, i wish the Pantai offered me the job before i accepted this one. not the best, but quite a humbling one. i learnt, and still learning a lot from this people, some of them centenaries, about life. i will try to put a few here in later posts.

2. Life

WTF is dat? this feels like foreveralone but worse. but can't really complaint. siapa ada jumpa awek cun* yang sanggup nk dtg sini dok dgn aku, silelah kontek aku secepat mungkin. all-inclusive. the earlier the better. or maybe i should apply for a position at the nearby HJs to keep me busy at night.

3. Queensland

i prefer Adelaide more. something im more familiar with, and cheaper public transport. just going to the beach and back last saturday on the bus cost me about $8. padan muka aku. ombak dah la tahap surfing, boleh dapat sixpac dengan duduk dibantai ombak je. kepala pon boleh concussed. berasap je tengok budak2 nih bersnorkling tiap2 hari cuti. dem ah. skang nih musim ujan, apa lagi boleh pergi kerja pakai kasut futsal pakai alasan kasut basah akibat hujan.

4. Bola

physically, i had a session of ball-kicking with 3 other local dudes last sunday, and that's about it. yup pocketball is never considered a non-contact sport. virtually, it has been quite frustrating for Arsenal Fans. TW14 is shit n does not deserve the starting 11. like RvP, i would have thought Wenger to sub TW14 with Arshavin, but well... enjoy the song...

*tertakluk kepada terma dan syarat

out of place at the new place

31.12.11

went to my ex-roomate wedding in Kelana Jaya, didn't spend much time over there but managed to take some photos with the couple. terbuat lawak sepontan pulak kahkahkah. i think he's up for revenge. hahahaha

then the flight, thanks to those who came, n azad asal boleh nak dtg lambat. masuk2 tros dh nk final call, sempat la lari p toilet n buat ape2 yg patut.siap sempat transfer remaining credit kat una lagi hahaha. ye, xdek party tgk bunga api pon dalam flight tuh, tp stewardess name amy tuh mmg cun la. rugi xamik gamba sepam due, boleh gak buat wallpaper laptop nih r :-"

1.1.12

this was the fastest custom check ever. didnt hav to open my bags or anything, he just asked few quick questions n then i'm a free man. rugi xjadik keldai dadah. abg usop waited for me n sampai2 rumah die, kak noli sudah masak nangka masak lemak. ini silap amik flight ke ape nih gahahahaa enjoyed the stay there, seronok melayan budak2, bawak p main kat padang etc. entah bape kilo naik pon tatau.

7.1.12

moved to the room im renting now. i am living with a hippie lady and her son. she's not home much, semalam pon die p meronggeng p tdo kat beach, pagi td baru die balik. yg best nye die nih mcm vegan, so xdek la bau2 bacon berkumandang dlm rumah. n dlm rumah pon xpkai kasut sbb geng2 nih mmg xpkai kasut. ok la so far, tp agak sangap sbb tv xdek antena la plak. aduih! camne nk tgk docos bersub kuning sbs nih??!! gambar bilik? nnt2 la ok.

the new adventure, starting fresh

9.1.12??

bye bye 2011 & M'sia

bought THE tic last night. KL-Gold Coast 31/12/11 2140 LCCT ler (i baru nk start keje, dh kje kang br boleh naik 1st class hokeh)

okeh sape2 nk prektis adegan2 kejar mengejar AADC ke nk belanje makan mlm ke, ok je. sape2 nk dtg bagi pelempang utk kali terakhir ke nk mintak utang ke pon boleh. tp kl mintak utang tuh sound la dlu xpon bwk machine eftpos la sng.

will be off for KL this afternoon, will b in Kelana Jaya tomorrow for a fren's wedding. sape2 nk jadik driver angkat tangan? okeh xdek xpe aku naik public aje sng.

ade ape2 hal call je aku 01119672695. sp skang aku xhapal2 lg no nih. n yup dis is my no mek oi, cuak2 plak arituh gahahaha!

maka selamat tinggallah all my loved ones in M'sia, including my orange Orbea Euskaltel.huuuuu

darling don't b afraid i have loved u...

a frustrating 2011 nearing it's end, who have thought it would have such ending? it seems that everything is falling into places now. i cannot be more happier, oh actually i could sbb arsenal seri je smlm, mangkuk punya hennessy save sikit2 dah la. sbb mak aku kata jgn tamak2, tp kl jumpa barang murah bli lah 10. all i need is a safetynet, now that i've got one, i am hopeful to get married next yr like seriously, but with whom is still a bit of a blurry pic (sorry to disappoint u haters). if u r interested u can still submit ur letter of interest now, bak kata Justin Bieber, Never Say Never (tidak melebihi 80 patah perkataan, kalau lebih tuh tandenye kuat membebel).

depan jamban pon dh hensem, skang dh potong rambut lebih jambu

2012 seems brighter as for now, or is it really the world's gonna end next yr?

ps: barang2 xstart packing pon lagi oh aduhainye pun, ticket pon xbli lg, rumah pon xdek ag. tdo stesen bas je ah. n yeah i had 2 weird dreams dis morning

worse complication so far

semoga semua plan utk 2012 akan berjaya.

2 bulan dok rumah sorang2

1. parent aku nak p haji 3/10 nih. apa lagi... partaiii in tha house la muahahahahahaha

2. Mek nak beranak

3. gua nak start kerja

4. layan gak jadik mat pasar malam arituh

merdekaraya 2011

igt nk buat ucapan raya cam taun lepas tp xjadik. ape boleh buat taik bulat bulat boleh buat ubat minyak cap kuat.

journey to the west II

ya itu adalah matluthfi artis yang dikenali ramai

perth int'l epok

internet free s'pore budget epok

dh dekat seminggu dok mesia nih malas gle aku nk p bazar ramadhan. haih.

journey to the west

1. Adelaide

rumah paradise

cycling to Glenelg with Omak

with ex-boss, sohibussamahaharam mangkuk hayun

budak2 wilcox st

budak new kirby + paradise

2. sydney

thx wannas n co

3. Newcastle

nobby's beach

4. Wollonggong

Ayoh Zang & co

in perth atm, the 1st rainy day on my "trip" so havn't explored much of this side of oz. finger-crossed for a better weather at midday or i might give up on cycling to freo, n the city of course.

remember the times when she wasn't so famous, less crazy and definitely cuter?

what lies in the future? God knows. i'm so quick-sanded.

men have needs

just when i thought everything is showing towards one direction, other option appears. im pretty much stranded irresolutely at the beginning of a diverge.

3:35-3:50 FTW!!!

just a littlebit bullsh*t.

live like dogs, die like dogs

1. Bersih 2.0 Adelaide

Venue: Victoria Square Water Fountain

Date : 9th of July, 2011

Time : 2pm (Adelaide Time)

Colour of wear : Yellow (Casual)

Things to being : Your self and self made paperboard/cardboard support messages!!

Main Agenda : To raise awareness about the demands of Bersih Rally.

-Clean the electoral roll

-Reform postal vote

-Use indelible ink

-Free & fair access to media

-Minimum 21 days campaign period

-Strengthen public institutions

-Stop corruption

-Stop dirty politics

Taking a group photo of young Malaysians in Adelaide.

After Gathering : If the number of people who attended is massive, we would try to organize a place for all of us to hang out, share our thoughts and just chill out with some drinks.

komfem la aku x pergi punya kan! aku kan sayang Abg Najib dan geng2 beliau. yang kat mesia tuh xyah la p join, nanti kne asid kang cair pulak foundation you all. lagipon tok2 silat tok katak tok totok dah ready nk bersilat kat tgh2 KL tuh. nih bukan musim kenduri kawen la weh!

2. Tiger Air

please ah jgn extend ko nyer suspension period tuh, kang xbalik aku kang kesian plak awek2 yg tunggu kat airport tuh, kang ade yang pasang khemah kahwin tgh2 terminal kang sape yang susah. makcik2 bazar ramadhan pon komfem sedih punye la weh.

sekian. xdek ape pon nk cerita walaupon dh 2 minggu x update.

adoi sakit tengkuk

a big shoutout to Asma' Afifi my older sister. happy 30th gahahaha. to celebrate her birthday, go to her page here or here, buy some stuffs and make everybody happy!

1. desserts marathon continues

600g of caramel mudcake n 1.kg of carrot cake went down in less than 3 days. i think i need to stop somewhere but ca't figure out the why factor yet.

2. gerhana bulan

i missed that one, i cant be bothered transforming into a kingkong and destroys everything within my suburb. kalau tgk dgn awek cun ke mungkin boleh dipertimbangkan.

3. lain2

ade awek baru kiut siot. pnt2 aku wat2 frenli sembang sampai sejam, sekali dh ade balak daa. xpe ah layan je r. cute n funny is a killer combination. ugly and funny is never funny enuff gahahaha. yup i'm half-joking.

gle ah camne r mak aku ajar dlu2, by tahap 2 tuh aku dh nk abes hafal 1 juz 30 dh. mak aku bukan housewife or ustazah pedidikan islam pon. tp abg n akak aku lagi power, adik2 aku lagi hampeh dr aku gahahaha. dh besar nih plak malas2.

the Borat & Vinokourov link

1. packing

85% done. still a lot of space unfilled. nak beli basikal lagi satu ke tak. argh, ini sungguh memeningkan kepala. kerja pon xcarik lagi. haih.

2. kazakhstan.

the only 2 ppl from kazakhstan i know: borat, and alexander vinokourov, who currently is the overall leader of the TDF'11. kamon la Contador, haih.

empayar anak pinak membesar kat kazakhstan pulak skang.

3. Saifullah Gambit

i think the chick in the clip is fat. get a proper solid/curvy chick next time. perut berlipat2 tergedik2 boleh membuatkan penonton muntah2 hijau.

it's only fair

4. desserts marathon

3 apple pie, 1 chocolate n caramel pie, 400g napoleon cake and 400g apricot crumble pie within the past 3 days. this is awesome. in your face weightwatchers.

5. lain2

haih. entahlah.