it's becoming a fortnightly thing...

1. Easter holiday

i think 4-day off was just too long, went cycling to Brisbane on Friday, played football with the undergrads on that afternoon, swimming at the Street Beach, South Bank on saturday wasn't much fun because there were too many people. wonderful for 'itchy' eyes though. i overheard a mum telling his husband " this place is heaven for paedophiles..." oh well im no pedo but how do u distinguish between an underage and err... overage? they all look equally sluttish to me. it's you who created the system and then you feel insecure about it?

cycled back to Caboolture on Sunday after the QSC a.k.a aktiviti menggadis Nazerul, and went swimming on Monday because i was too bored to stay at home.

a total of 170kms done over the 3 days, and i might do it again now that i already know the way around. the road from Narangba up to Burpangary is prime for cycling i have to say.

2. 500kms of driving in four days

i was relieving a physio in Sunshine Coast for the remaining weekdays last week. i have to say if you are not a surfer nor an ironman, you will not enjoy the surf. the tide is too strong for a noob swimmer like me. i might not go up there anytime soon, i would rather go to the waterfall or Bribie Island instead.

i did a crappy job up there as well hopefully the Physio will not be too pissed off when she's back in the office.

3. Bribie Island part II

went cycling to Bribie Island again yesterday. it started raining as soon as i hit the water and i was pounded by the 3m waves a couple of times. damn i miss adelaide's and Malaysia shores.

62kms done in 2h15m the headwind getting there was a bummer but coming home was smooth as. and the fish and chips on the Island was alright, it tastes like any other fish and chips with a $10 tag.

4. other things

SBFC were knocked out early, tsunami alert and i have been eating too much peanuts and raisins. i was told that i am a too serious of a person because i spend few hours watching news everyday. i am serious and you are obviously dumb.

not sore enough today, i might go for a paid quick dip and get wet in skimpy clothes, if it's not raining of course, it sucks to get wet while swimming. hasta la proxima!

this is very true.

now imagine primary school kids singing it because the music is awesome.

hepi Oz Day. I'm a bloody asian.

i dunno if this blog is still relevant to people, n if there're still people reading it other than myself, but maybe one day when i'm a prime minister, or waiting for the death sentence in jail, ppl will be offering money for this autobiography.

1. Work

i think careerwise, i wish the Pantai offered me the job before i accepted this one. not the best, but quite a humbling one. i learnt, and still learning a lot from this people, some of them centenaries, about life. i will try to put a few here in later posts.

2. Life

WTF is dat? this feels like foreveralone but worse. but can't really complaint. siapa ada jumpa awek cun* yang sanggup nk dtg sini dok dgn aku, silelah kontek aku secepat mungkin. all-inclusive. the earlier the better. or maybe i should apply for a position at the nearby HJs to keep me busy at night.

3. Queensland

i prefer Adelaide more. something im more familiar with, and cheaper public transport. just going to the beach and back last saturday on the bus cost me about $8. padan muka aku. ombak dah la tahap surfing, boleh dapat sixpac dengan duduk dibantai ombak je. kepala pon boleh concussed. berasap je tengok budak2 nih bersnorkling tiap2 hari cuti. dem ah. skang nih musim ujan, apa lagi boleh pergi kerja pakai kasut futsal pakai alasan kasut basah akibat hujan.

4. Bola

physically, i had a session of ball-kicking with 3 other local dudes last sunday, and that's about it. yup pocketball is never considered a non-contact sport. virtually, it has been quite frustrating for Arsenal Fans. TW14 is shit n does not deserve the starting 11. like RvP, i would have thought Wenger to sub TW14 with Arshavin, but well... enjoy the song...

*tertakluk kepada terma dan syarat

#TrueStories

source

coincidence? dunno but Rambo Y U NO SCORE? it wud b better if he really did score but well...

yup, true story! okeh sambung tido balik.

ptuihhhhhhhhhhhh!!

i already have a mastercard...

i've been thinking of a wrap-up 2011 post, but it's quite hard to find anything significant or worth mentioning. mayb later.

ps: penantian satu penyiksaan. bile nk siap nih oi??!!

apsal tetibe aku sakit blakang nih?

good shit, how can i miss this stuff?

memanglah alamanda itu mcm t3 plaza

aku g alamanda beli sayur sudep

hide ur kids hide ur wives

sorry i forgot...

it's bloody thursday already....

1. uni

assignment due esok pkl 3pm, haram xstart lagi. layan beauty & the geek lagi bagus. dem hot gle kara.

pretty much 2 weeks to go for more good things to come, iA.

2. bola

manjang miss je sbb hospital start pagi2 bute. huhuhuh.

3. .........

(read no 1 again)

ok bye.

updet bes

malas. mggu lepas aku update 2 kali. bz dgn clinic uni skang. ptg selase g pilates class dgn makcik2 kaye kat2 umah Im.

sekian. selamat hari raya. maaf zahir batin.

I still don't like Theo

1. study

alhamdulillah, setelah berhempas pulas berdmeeting dgn lauren, final draft dah pon disubmit, so skang tunggu correction n pastuh present kat RAH. so it's pretty much 2 subjects to graduation.

n minggu nih kelas hari rabu je, n maybe meeting on Thu/Fri for the presentation prep.

2. kje

i realise dat the reason im still working now is just to make other ppl happy. i used to work for money for the past few years.

oh n the cute new crew is what keeps me going.

3. bola

bes wo. especially bile tgk ManU seri dgn fulham last menet pg td.

4. puasa

dem la aku miss 2 hari grand iftar kat uni yg besenye grandismo abes. kje nyer pasal huhuhuh.

puase r

5. lain2

I wonder if i should apply for a job in Perth.

oh n the hung parliament. boring.

ok dah. nih update wajib mingguan, kang kl xupdate kang korg kate tak istiqamah plak. assignment workcover xsiap ag.

selamat berpuasa. selamat berterawih. selamat bershopping raya.

We Love Pepe Reina

abg Pepe mmg ensem r

0. Sahur
aku mmg spesis malas sahur. minum air kosong segelas pastuh kl rajin telan kurme 2 bijik pastuh tdo balik sampai subuh.

1. Puasa
macam bese, camtuh r. nk ckp ape ag pose je r. still cycling cam bese.

2. Bukak puasa
kadang2 nk bukak pose pon xsempat sbb tgh kje. minum air then lari p solat maghrib. tp kl berbuke kat mesjit or IDC or mane2 makan mcm terlebih plak. nk kne control hawa nafsu serakah nih.

3. Terawih
aku ske terawih panjang2 tp imam bace laju2 tapi sedap. so mmg kl boleh nk g wandana hari2, tp kat wandana xdek makan2 free so mcm sukar je.

4. Moreh
kat sini xdek moreh. kl kat mesjid UTM moreh die kuih2 je, kl kat KMKP moreh die dahsyat sket sbb bese r mesjit kampung2, kl dgn ayah kat mesjit ade mroeh ke x komfem la die ajak p makan roti canai ke ape dlu b4 balik umah. kalau kat KMB nasik lemak die mmg super bes. aku ngn nisam bedal sampai kembung, sorg 3 bungkus on the spot kat dewan makan.

5. Quran
cam bese r iA khatam ujung bulan kang skali. xpernah miss sejak taun 1997 dlu. respek gk r org yg khatam 2-3 kali sebulan. aku plg2 kuat pon khatam quran ngn tafsir skalik. tp pon dh nk tergolek2 dh.

6. Bola
Arsenal seri je dgn Lifervool smlm. attacking slow sgt. haih. nasib baik abg pepe ade buat zakat fitrah.

n mayb akan start kje balik dgn CUFC utk U19 nyer final 5 cup.

7. Lauren
ari2 jumpe minah nih buat projek, weekend pon same sbb arituh nk siapkan draft. esok jumpe ag. haih. nasib baik ko cun.

8. Lain2
- topek n syafiq dh balik.
- nk bli henpon raye
- laptop raye dlm pertimbangan. laptop skang nih dh nazak dh
- nk bli superbike utk ship balik mesia.

sekian. selamat berpuasa. jgn layan porn siang2.

The past days n Ramadhan 1431

i believe the last week was quite busy eversince i came back from my long holiday in malaysia. no, i was not occupied by my part-time work as i already cut my no of shifts per week as well as im only waiting for next season for the trainer work with cumberland utd, speaking of which, is already relegated back to premier league with a few matches to go.

i think im spending too much time with frens n at frens' places. u shud already known dat i fancy sleeping over at others' places, wilcox st to name one. i never failed to spend a night there, weekly for the past 2-3 yrs. so we had makan2 x2 last week for mejat's bday. well, the bday is surely just an excuse. so umah2 yg aku selalu lepak2 tuh, it's just a matter of time, iA. (plan party besar2an utk final yr taun lps ade, tp last2 xsempat nk buat)

football has been plenty for the past few weeks, n i do regret my decision of not buying a new pair of futsal shoes when i was in m'sia. forget the kuih raya baju raya kad raya etc, send me futsal shoes please thanks.

had a 30-mins solo presentation yesterday, n i am pretty sure it did not went well towards the end. strange enuf shit happens at times when u don't want it to happen. i was thinking of going mental n cry on the beach in the view of the mesmerizing sunset, but hey that is just too much effort to put in, n the weather was not as forgiving, so i went to work instead. surely u know which part of the above is made-up shit. it amazes me how some ppl easily cry over small things. get over it bitches! (hahaha.. joking)

havn't done much cycling since the holiday, despite cutting down a few kilos my 6-pax program is bound to fail, thankfully, its Ramadhan tomorrow! to those ramadhan muslims out there, if u r not becoming any better muslim, at least lose some weight. it is as frustrating to have to design hospitals for fat ppl. how low can u go is for u to decide. (might not b applicable to some)

so hepi ramadhan to all n have a blessful one. sape2 yg dpt lailatul qadar tuh jgn lpe doakan aku dpt bini yg hot, seksi, tp beriman. impossible? nothing is impossible on lailatul qadar. hahaha.

ibadah2 jugak, uni/kje/famili/etc jgn terabai plak. ah projek org2 gemok aku xsiap ag!

contact mongger pon boleh.awek2 cun contact aku xpe

update malas

nombor yang anda dail tiada dalam perkhidmatan. sila cuba lagi. terima kasih.

"Most Beautiful Mom" of 2009 a.k.a the arab MILF of 2009

ps: Jen Hawko is losing it.

apsal aku balik?

stok cartel de mexico

1. why why why balik?

apparently, ramai pulak yg tanye apsal aku balik. sbb balik nih sungguh la x sinonim dgn aku. kat sini pon aku ske lepak umah org lain. so hopefully this will make ppl stop asking me the why question.

- akak aku suro balik, boleh jumpe sume org b4 adik aku fly g UK in september.
- nk tgk budak2 yg baru lahir.
- nk tgk org2 yg baru bersalin.
- sbb kl aku grad ujung taun nih, aku xplan nk balik. nk carik kje. so kl dpt kje xtau plak ble boleh dpt cuti lame2
-sbb aku nk rehat, gemokkan badan aku yg semakin taff nih. kang riya' plak
- sbb nk setelkan satu bende yg penting

ha.. teke la apebende yg penting tuh. jawapan akan dikasik last2 post nih nanti.

bende2 yg perlu disetelkan b4 balik:
- potong rambut, rimas r plak rambut nih.
- bli ape2 yg xbli ag
- kemas umah hahahaha

bende2 yg kne buat kat mesia kang:
- g dentist. dentist kat sini mahal gle.
- g mane2 kenduri yg sempat
- lain2

2. Ramsay St revisited

the last time i saw the boys was in 2006, n since today was my last day going to mt barker for the project im doing, i gambled and knocked the house door, which im not really sure. a tall dude open the door, then i asked him if i've got the right house. i never thought my memory is that good. he introduced himself as james, the 2nd son. then i asked him if he still remember me from few yrs ago, suprisingly, he remembers my name, n he got it right at the 1st guess. unfortunately, everybody else werent home. we had a short chat inside the house while waiting for the bus. oh, roger is still there, still struggling to open the sliding door.

3. kje

work more hr this week, sbb balik nih byk plak abes duit. ala lgpon dok umah je cam bosan gk

4. study.

project report to be submitted later this week, then this semester is done. gudluck la sape2 yg ade exam tuh wahahhahahaha

5. bola

bosan. season bola dh abes. adelaide utd pon dh kalah ACL. n aku baru pasan aku akan miss UCL final sbb tiket g melben pagi tuh argh2!


ok dh dapat teke blom? bende yg penting tuh adelah...





adelah...






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what a liverpool morning it was...

1. kje

mggu lps mintak sick leave 2 kali, so xbyk kerje, kne tggu ujung bulan kot br r duit sickleave masuk. xkesa r aku bkn desperate pon.

bz dok setelkan jersi menjersi budak2 nih, esok akan kol n order, so far total $1323, so kasik can la kl ade budak2 yg berubah hati dan fikiran.

2. study

jumaat lps submit 2 assignment. senang2 je tp mls nk wat. tp siap 2-3 hari awal gk utk di proffreadkan oleh org2 yg power sket. kl xbuat rugi, sbb kat uni nih kl write-up power senang2 je dpt highmarks, esp subjek2 yg subjektif mcm ethics nih. mmg bodo abes.

3. rugby 7

dpt tiket free so g la. agak bosan sebnanye 1st day die, crowd mcm kurg happening, or x happening langsung. tgk ashes dlu 8kali gande bes r.

nasib baik ade budak gemok ball picker boleh dijadikkan hiburan post-conversion.

4. bola week1

season bola dh start, this season nampak gayenye aku kne jadik main physio sbb mamat taun lepas dh cabut. so assistant aku is the goalkeeper coach, a therapeutical masseur. at the age of 14, he went to Greece to play there, n then played in some other countries in Europe as well. surprisingly, he decided to retire in 2008, at the age of 20+. that is quite young for a goalkeeper.

so the 1st game was the home game against the Cobras, the other newly promoted club. the results were good despite some incidents on the field and n the change room. a good but not so perfect start for the Foxes.

so the results are:
(Foxes Vs Cobras)

U19: 5-0
Res: 4-3
Sen: 3-2

apparently Liverpool is the new word for disappointing. and no, i didn't watch the game, i watch live IPL 20/20 instead.

5. Mt Barker

esok je la aku p, kl g arinih, supervisor xdek, so xdpt la tunjuk batang idung kat die. kang die bising lak jarang dtg hospital kat ceruk rantau alam tuh.

6.beskal

beskal sudah berjaye dijual kepade celebriti terkenal adelaide en Imran Ramli. klil la sini utk jadik fan die.

hmm.. mane aku nk cekau beskal nih. hmm... hmm... beskal mamat queensland nih cun tp die xreply lak enquiry aku dem r.



selamat hari isnin.

on sick leave...

aku tau arinih still ahad, belum isnin. tp memandangkan aku bosan dan aku rs esok adelah hari sakit dan malas, aku update je la dlu.mcm xjadik je nk g mt barker esok.

oh xdek update, kl ade pon mls nk tulis. tggu cite2 bes mak, akak n abg ipar aku yg baru blk from hongkong.

kl korg bosan, usha r nih, aktiviti aku mggu lps.

sekian. c u next week.

Melacur di tempat kerja

1. housemate

akhirnye, aku dapat housemate baru name Malik, budak pakistan doing SAIBT. so far ok je tp problem nyer die xreti masak. rice kooker pon xtau apebende. aiseh. pandai2 r ko masak esok wahahaha.

2. stuffs

sudah spend >$1K on new stuffs within a week. so whatever i told u previously abt having an expensive hobby, just forget abt it ok. i'll put up the pic later, or whenever i feel like it.

spttny sampai kamis lepas tp xsampai2 ag. haih.

3. kerja

oh, sori la tersilap eje atas tuh, saje nk kasik sensasi + tambah hit blog aku kat google nnt.

4. Adelaide Cup holiday

bosan. bosan nk mampos. ujan n bes tdo.

5. Bola

pagi sabtu main bola ngn team UniBlacks... pagi2 lg abg fit dh amik aku kat umah. fitness mmg cam taik n rase mcm dh xdek competitive spirit dh aku nih. lgpn kne save energy utk g kje ptg tuh.

so ptg tuh Foxes vs Blue Eagles, kalah 3-0. cun la mggu dpn aku xyah dtg match seniors, aku kje pagi je sbb u-19 masuk semi utk pre-season cup nih. diorg mng 2-0.

6. tajuk post lepas.

tuh sebnanye odometer beskal aku. aku baru rajin nk pkai, baru ganti bateri. so minggu nih short ~40km r plak (154.3-265.0 ). haih ape nk jadik dak2 zmn skang malas eksesais. ala ujan kasik can r dok umah lepak2.

7. lain2

spontaneous broadway mmg bes la. lawak mcm haram. rugi r ko dtg lambat arituh. tp lg rugila awek2 cun yg jual mahal xnk ikut aku p tgk show nih. next free tickets: rugby7

sekian. ptg nih aku mcm rajin nk masak.

Adelaide Hills Community Health Service

1. Kje

start kat Cumberland FC sabtu lepas utk pre-season diorg, spttnye start kamis lepas tp sbb ujan n mls, kasik excuse malas nk dtg training night.

1st time kne lari masuk padang sbb satu budak team away U19 start mcm nangis lepas kne tekel. die suspect broken ankle. tp after check etc, sume still intact. paling trok pon mungkin metatarsal fracture je tp xtau r kne tggu scan dlu. tp cam lawak r plak dak tuh cuak gle.

teringat time aku patah radius-ulna aku dlu, lek je siap leh btolkan balik n jalan2. apa daa budak2 zmn skang nih, badan je besa tp lembik.

results ok gk r, main pon cun.

CUFC vs Noarlunga

U-19 : 5-0
Res: 1-1
Sen: 2-0

aktiviti 40km saturday start balik. wohoo~~!

2. Health Promotion

aku secare randomnye diallocate kat Mt Barker. thanks a lot la, kl aku tau baik aku apply rural je kat newzealand ke lepak sane sebulan dua. option lain die kasik aku kat victor harbour tuh. haram r. xpe r wat je r. topic on excercise & prostate cancer. so para gay sekalian mcm munir jage2 r aku pasnih expert abes r.

pg tadi baru siapkan intro letter, skang tggu diorg reply n progress from dat.

3. Rumah2 kosong

mane r tau ade budak2 baru dok google "rumah kosong adelaide" or "senior macho mencarik housemate jambu", sesat2 leh diorg masuk blog aku, xdek r org yg google "seks makcik2" or "berak" or "ahmad ihsan adelaide" (awek hot mane la stalk aku nih, len kl tinggalkan email, body figure n gamba utk reference k).

so far umah yg ade vacancy yg aku tau adelah umah aku (2), umah mejat (1), umah aie (2, tp xkonfem status), umah jiran aku (nampak cam kosong je) dan umah parent aku kat JB tuh, mcm xckop org je hahaha. sape2 yg nk suro aku tlg iklankan meh r sini.

4. CNY & Valentine's Day

xdapat angpow mahupon bunga or cokelat. nini cokelat celup pon xdek. karut je r sume2 nih. tgk mesia byk kes buang anak. hish. melayu ke omputih ke same je bengap. dah mengandung laki lari (kes kat tpt kje aku nih, sp gado2 kat FB)

oh selamat hari raya cina kepade kawan2 blogger cina aku namely Mr Buaya, Ms Monster, Ms Dramaqueen, Ms Eve (gila boring no nickname) n amoi2 n apek2 yg lain.

reminds me of my family & those good childhood times

sekian selamat hari isnin. jom layan winter olympic.

ps: i think lebanese's baklavas taste better than the greek's

Happy Australia Day 2010

1. Kje

sejak akhir2 nih rs mcm tensen lak kje. mungkin sbb org2 yg kje skalik tuh lembap2 belake. sape2 yg kje closing tau r betape tensennye kje ngn org2 lembap time close. haih. on a better note, amber called me just now, asking me if i can work tomorrow. yes double pay wahahahaha!

n mggu lps dh dpt email from Cumberland Utd, pre season matches akan start ujung bulan nih. i'll start commuting to n fro the Bailey reserve not until feb. saje buat2 bz konon hahahaha.

2. Visa

my visa extension application has been approved, which enables me to stay here until mid yr 2011. hopefully i'll be working as a proper physio around that time. amin.

3. Sports

i havnt been lucky last nite, all the team/person i backed to win lost. 1st up, it was fernando gonzalez lost to roddick. Roddick was childish to whinge abt the fan, well he was losing at that moment. just keep ur money n shut up dude. these ppl pay a lot to watch u play.

then, arsenal were humiliated by stoke city. they were rather more a weakened backline than a weakened side. lack of organisation at the back cost the team heavily. well, same old story and we'll see how these boys will respond against Aston Villa this thursday.

finalmente, i spent sometime watching Ivory Coast Vs Algeria. straight away we can see why Algeria able to qualify to the WC later this yr. the dessert fox were sharp on the attack, and made the Ivorians look average. eventho Kolo Toure's was mistakenly ruled off-side, Algeria were the deserved winner.

4. TDU '10

i managed to join the crowd of cycling lovers touring the Tour Village last week to catch a glimpse of the stars. dapat gk free lip balm beberape bijik n other free stuffs, n test brg2 yg pelik2.

Andre Griepel a.k.a the Gorilla, the tour winner


Robbie McEwen -3rd


awek steward kat situ dpt signature Armstrong
(aku mmg terel wat2 frenly dgn awek steward yg kiut2)

5. Change, yes we dont give a crap!

aku skang offically pindah dok ruang tamu, so tinggal lah rumet aku en syafiq seorg diri dlm bilik dlu tuh. senangla die nk bergayut2 n berjiwang mlm2 kang. balik kang selamat r ko kemas bilik tuh wahahahah!

bende2 yg dibeli dlm mggu lps

sekian, happy Australia Day to all including those who took sickie today. good on ya!

how ironic

ps: officially skang aku dok sorg kat umah, azri baru blah g melben td. gamba2 lain ade kat sini