apology re apology post

enough the apology bit, now lets have a look at what has been happening for the last 3-4 weeks

1. Work

was working up in Maroochydore, about 60kms from my place. it was a relatively smaller facility, i did not feel like i was working on all the 4 days i was there. and with the likes of Lisa, Chantelle and .... ah i forgot her name, i wish i could work there permanently. dammit they have cute young staffs up there. so on the friday i decided to drive further 40kms north and spent some time at Noosa Head beach.

yesterday we nearly burned down the place, and being blamed for a resident injury. too much politics going on between the management and the staffs and the crack is becoming more obvious. oh well it's work place afterall.

2. Football

League of Nations ended and the Pacific Islanders were crowned the inaugural cup champs. we were eliminated by the Fijians after losing 2-0 earlier that day. made a few new friends and learnt few more spanish swearwords, that all that matters. so much about being a sore loser good sport.

Viva Los Sudamericanos!

Boring Spain won EURO, so i am officially launching the ABS campaign for World Cup 2014. yup Anything But Spain.

nevermind van Persie, it's already Robin van Pergi. the club lives on!

#LOL

3. Cycling

Tour de France is on at the moment, and they've been having crashes in all but the first stage. i have to agree with O'Gready that there are a lot of youngsters in the tour this time who are trying to make their mark. i hope Wiggo will win this time, enough of Cadel already.

Went to Australia Zoo few weeks back, the view along the way was no less than breathtaking, the climbs... duh the climbs! then went for a short ride 2 weeks ago because the weather wasn't really prime for cycling. too bad you don't get to choose neither the weather nor the days for your weekend.

4. Meeting Durio Malaysinus

meeting malaysians is such a rare occasion for  me. had BBQ with PPMQ and the regular eating out at the Victoria St Hotel*. then met Nazee for a quick catch up, i think i waited for him longer than meeting him, a Brisbane boy who was lost in his own city, such a bugger noob he is.

5. Ramadhan Mosque Clean-Up

attended by few, quite disheartened when i found out there was no pilau biryani for lunch. come on u indian/pakistani/bangla community. and where were all your daughters? your hospitality reputation is at risk i have to admit. all was good finished the work by Asar. a good day work with a malay-speaking Amin.

big shoutouts of congratulations to Zarip, Cham, Book, Pokchek, N n etc on your wedding/engagement/In-relationship/Not-Sure-What-The-Fuck-Is-Happening status-changing events




so, that's all. 'till i'm bored again take care!!


* many thanks to Abg Usop n family

hepi Oz Day. I'm a bloody asian.

i dunno if this blog is still relevant to people, n if there're still people reading it other than myself, but maybe one day when i'm a prime minister, or waiting for the death sentence in jail, ppl will be offering money for this autobiography.

1. Work

i think careerwise, i wish the Pantai offered me the job before i accepted this one. not the best, but quite a humbling one. i learnt, and still learning a lot from this people, some of them centenaries, about life. i will try to put a few here in later posts.

2. Life

WTF is dat? this feels like foreveralone but worse. but can't really complaint. siapa ada jumpa awek cun* yang sanggup nk dtg sini dok dgn aku, silelah kontek aku secepat mungkin. all-inclusive. the earlier the better. or maybe i should apply for a position at the nearby HJs to keep me busy at night.

3. Queensland

i prefer Adelaide more. something im more familiar with, and cheaper public transport. just going to the beach and back last saturday on the bus cost me about $8. padan muka aku. ombak dah la tahap surfing, boleh dapat sixpac dengan duduk dibantai ombak je. kepala pon boleh concussed. berasap je tengok budak2 nih bersnorkling tiap2 hari cuti. dem ah. skang nih musim ujan, apa lagi boleh pergi kerja pakai kasut futsal pakai alasan kasut basah akibat hujan.

4. Bola

physically, i had a session of ball-kicking with 3 other local dudes last sunday, and that's about it. yup pocketball is never considered a non-contact sport. virtually, it has been quite frustrating for Arsenal Fans. TW14 is shit n does not deserve the starting 11. like RvP, i would have thought Wenger to sub TW14 with Arshavin, but well... enjoy the song...

*tertakluk kepada terma dan syarat

#TrueStories

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coincidence? dunno but Rambo Y U NO SCORE? it wud b better if he really did score but well...

yup, true story! okeh sambung tido balik.

ptuihhhhhhhhhhhh!!

memanglah alamanda itu mcm t3 plaza

aku g alamanda beli sayur sudep

entry basikal

1. UMNO cup

well done guys, the UMNO cup is in Adelaide for the 2nd time. a very convincing win indeed. hats off, pants still on.

2. Osama

haha dodgy news. pity those gays who were dancing in front of the White House celebrating. surely they're sore as from the long night.

3. basikal

since sekarang nih aku tgh in the market for basikal untuk aku n abg aku, n pok kem, meh aku cte sikit pasal basikal, especially roadbike. kalau korg nk bli roadbike ini adelah bende2 yg perlu diusha.

i) brand: xpenting. brand ape pon lebey kurg aje unless korg nih tahap athlete olympic or kalau kompeni tuh nk sponsor korg. kalau sponsor, korg bedal je r.

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ii) frame: very important in the sense of size. ade mcm2 size n dimension kadang2 berbeza ikut brand. kalau korg kaya, korg boleh lah p kedai dan try size ape yg sedap ditelur, tp kl korg duit pon kais pagi makan pagi je, carik la online. kalau beskal second hand, tanye la seller tuh the height of the rider, n korg yg tinggi 160cm xyah la poyo2 bajet 180cm plak. xsedap lepas dh bli tiada gunanya.

biasanya frame utk roadbike standard low end kedai, frame die alloy. yg up sket carbon fibre. kalau basikal yg oldskool mcm basikal buruk aku tuh frame die steel, mmg berat gaban.

iii) specs: PALING penting, ini kira mcm orang nk bli kete, nk enjin V8 ke V12 ke camtuh r. kalau dlm konteks basikal, it is called groupset. kdag2 kedai2 suka tipu, letak one part bagus, part2 lain die letak componen2 generic, so harga murah tp performance mungkin kurg bagus. so to be safe just go with the sets. 3 most common groupsets are: SRAM, Shimano n Campagnolo. Prorider biasenye akan pkai SRAM Red or Shimano Dura-Ace. according to mechanic kedai basikal, the difference between Shimano 105, Ultegra n Dura-Ace adalah berat components, which is very important kalau korg proracer, tp kalau berat perut pon dh 36kg, xyah la susah2 nk spend more on the higher end components, unless korang mmg kaya dan byk duit lebih.

hierarchy of shimano groupsets: ayam-sora-tiagra-105-ultegra-duraace-+++ electronic shifter blablabla

kalau korg kaki2 tukar sets n rim, kne refer kedai, xsemua rim complements certain sets. tools pon lain2 ikut brand. so advantage shimano is rmai org pkai so sng kalau tangan gatal2 di masa hadapan.

iv) rim n tyre: basic rim n tyre consist of a rubber tube n tyre. up sket org pkai tubeless tyre with valve, kalau dh tahap Tour de France tuh diorg pakai tubular tyre. tubular tyre nih biasenye pkai rim carbon, n each tyre can cost around $100ea. tuh duit buat makan lagi bagus.

v) tribike/TT bike: aku igt nk angkat satu tapi pk2 balik mcm gile mahal je mantainance die, n mcm x seswai nk pkai outside race. tp sedap utk speeding. hmm.. pk pk.

vi) fixie: utk org2 stylo

so kalau korg kaye nk mati boleh r angkat yg superhighend

4. Biggest loser

Emma duncan.. gle xcun langsung time gemuk.

5. Hutang2

ok sape2 hutang kat aku leh start bayar, sape2 yg aku hutang kat die pon boleh sound aku.

sekian update kali ini. bosan cam gaban.

special report (long and winding)

1. Christmas holidays

double pay always make ppl happy. boxingday shopping? i have to say it's much hyped than what it is around here. hopefully the bank wont be the ones who r still smiling comes january.

2. Garuda tergaru2

well done m'sia. a very impressive all-round performance, other than the DM, he still need to work on movement and quick passes. 3-0 seems enough to bring home the throphy. but this is football, who'd have predicted we'll win by a comfortable margin like last night? who'd have thought football can bring ronaldo many places? hot places, cold places?

laser pointers? it's the Indons who will need them, to assist with some accuracy. not that im supporting the dumbass brat who spoilt the match and the sweet win.

3. Ashes

ayam gila oz boxing day 1st innings. very slim hope left for the oz to win the urn.

4. Tour Down Giler 2010

the plan was a 48kms cycle up Mt Lofty summit again, but this time via Gorge rd, which shouldt take more than 2-3 hours. but... something didnt go to plan.

in red: the deviations.

there are a few things i learnt:

1. They have a really2 poor signage around the hills area
2. Google map is not that reliable
3. to bring a map next time/gps
4. who's up for cherry picking? apple picking? lychee picking? strawberry? let's cycle there.
5. keep urself hydrated. i only had coffee n biscuits for breakfast n 2 short choc bar all day.
6. the signage is really bad around there. ah i already put it at no 1 but seriously, it's really bad.

somewhere between Ashton-Summertown. a really steep descend. u cant see the bottom when u r on top of the hill, n u cant feel the steep climb due to the carrying speed when going down.

the stats: (if u r into stats)
total kms: 124.94 km
max speed: 78.0 km/h
average speed: 22.0 km/h
total time cycling (berenti solat n mkn2 donat umh sarah excluded): 5h37m25s

could have gone quicker if i know my way around, nevertheless a very very embarrassing average speed n time.

i was quite disappointed that i only reached the Crafers after 100+kms, and i think i made the right decision of not climbing up the summit, n just enjoy the ride downhill from there. what a memorable christmas day for me. suprisingly, it wasnt too tiring at all. i was working 12-8.30pm yesterday. double pay beb!

(sarah kate scale rosak, kne tambah 2kg)

the thing is, we only can now our potential if we push ourselves hard enough.

have a blessed holiday. stay blessed!

ps: any good opinion on this? i dont want to walk around with ppl thinking i'm having a semi erection.

aiseh, seminggu lagi.

• This will be the seventh all-European final and means that a European nation will win the tournament for a record 10th time.

• It will be the first final to not include one of Brazil, (West)Germany, Argentina or Italy

• Netherlands go into the final unbeaten and if they are victorious on Sunday, they will become only the fifth side to register a 100% record in WC finals so far, joining Uruguay in 1930, Italy in 1938, and Brazil in 1970 and 2002.

• The Dutch also had a 100% record in qualification for South Africa and could become only the second nation ever to win all their qualifiers and finals games, after Brazil achieved this feat in 1970.

• The Dutch are now unbeaten in 25 successive international matches and have conceded more than one goal in only one of their last 14 games in World Cup finals tournaments (1-2 v Croatia in the 1998 third-place play-off).

• Spain are the first reigning European champions to participate in the World Cup final since West Germany in 1982 and are the 12th different side to reach a World Cup final.

• If Spain - who have seven goals - are to avoid becoming the lowest scoring winners of all time, they will need to net at least four. Italy (1938), England (1966) and Brazil (1994) all won the tournament with 11.

• Xavi has created 25 goalscoring chances in this tournament - eight more than any other player. He has made 560 passes at this tournament, completing 509 so far. Only Dunga (Brazil 1994) has completed more in a single World Cup tournament since 1966.

esok ade akikah kat umah aku meh r dtg meh. dtg lps pkl 11am k.

meet uncle ihsan

1. new addition

congratulation to ki n his wife a.k.a my ex-classmate. n with my sister's uterus is nearing its bursting period, it is only a matter of time for another young one to come out. apparently they have some kind of MoU about this; not to show me the pictures until both of them r born, n then i'll have to guess who belongs to who.

but they forgot that with all the genetics technology n whatnot, i already able to come up with my own predicament. i already knew the answer even without looking at them. well, ke mana tumpahnya kuah kalau x ke nasik?

jgn marah yer, nnt anak aku kuar korg nyer turn plak (pic removed)

2. study

final week of acute care placement, im happy that i already discharged few patients. hopefully i got good marks for the subject. as for the other subject im doing, the freaking low marks given on my individual assignment proves nothing. i can't give a shit on such shit assigment.

3. kje

malas. sorg mamat baru kne buang kje sbb melecurkan satu pekerje lain pkai lighter. die xtau melecurkan n melacurkan tuh maksud lain. minah yg termelecur tuh mmg sexmaniac yg terkenal serantau alam pon. bese la omputih.

bola minggu nih main home. lawan metrostars, top of the table. team senior kalah lagi. 1st half kne 0-3, final score 3-5.

results: (foxes vs metrostars)
u19: 0-0
Res: 1-1
Sen: 3-5

4. bola

bosan r xbyk bola. dem r

5. beach day

silelah rujuk fb. n plz r jgn komen psl kehenseman aku, aku mmg dh tau lame saje malas nk tunjuk.



sekian. selamat bermain2 dgn baby kpd org2 yg baru beranak.

Krofne & Feijoa nights

1. study

2 more weeks of commuting to the Modbury Hospital to go. everything looks fine at the moment, n i wonder how did i managed tofuck the subject up last year. i guess a year does make a difference.

went to mt barker on wednesday evening for some discussion with my supervisor. one of the staffs offered me a few Feijoa to try. it is a very aromatic fruit, just got to be careful of the not-so-nice pulp.

oh n note case study xbuat lagi + ade test esok. cam bese aku rilek je. dh semulajadi power nk wat camne.

2. kje

dis week main away kat Frank Mitchell Park, Woodville West utk cup round. kepale bengap mane ntah suggest main game malam, so game2 start agak lambat, so aku abes kje lambat r cis. n dlm cup round, gap between game agak panjang in case of extra time, penalty etc, so lagi2 la lame aku kne kje. haih. The Foxes was the title holder last yr, n playing against a lower league club shud b an easy route for us, well, that did not happen.

the results r: Beograd vs Foxes
U19: 0-2
Res: 0-3
Sen: 1-2

this is the 4th lost in a row to the seniors team by the way. n krofne, kuih org2 serbia yg mcm donat tuh.


3. bola

xdek yg interesting pon, main kat padang smlm kejap. EPL pon npk mcm Chelsea akan mng. ManU mng penalti 2 bijik, xconvincing enuff.

4. 1000km+

feb 22nd- april 24th 2010

no im not a cheap bastard who adjust the digital numbers for personal glory.



sekian, cepatlah beranak wahai akakku!

fucking hell

1. bola

some lesson to those playing football, if u r leading, u got to settle on the ball, get the game under your control, pass it around, not to fucking hoof the ball away, or to fucking drop the ball on Titus Bramble's head. the most fucked up display by arsenal i've ever seen after all these years. havn't they learn from West Ham game earlier this year?

same things happened at the cumberland as well, the seniors were leading 3-2 with 10 mins to go, lost 3-4 after 90 mins. n the U-19 lost their first game after the gk fumbled.

Results: foxes vs western strikers
U19: 0-1
Res: 1-0
Sen: 3-4

what a disappointing week of football it was.

2. kje

im currently working 2 shifts a week at the HJ, and sometimes 1 shift. i just find it relaxing and less demanding in term of work-study-life balance.

budak2 yg xbayar or xamik ag jersey silelah bayar/amik cpt. aku xkan deliver kat umah korg, n aku xkan kol korg sbb kredit aku dh kering kontang.

3. study

im in my 4th week of acute care placement at the Modbury Hosp. my mid-placement interim feedback was good, n i am happy about it. so far, i've had 1 patient under me passed away during the weekends, a few confused patients etc. i am enjoying the placement despite that im not really into acute care stuff.

esok ade test. still a lot to read, but lets not get to stressed about it. i will be fine. oh im going to Mt Barker again this wednesday.

4. Graduations

congrats kpd budak2 yg grad. sori la aku xleh dtg makan2 dessert korg. hari2 aku kne lepak hospital.

5. Beranak.

selamat beranak kpd akak aku n akak ipar aku. akak aku tuh mcm akan beranak minggu nih je.



sekian. selamat la ape2 yg korg tgh buat tuh. kl tgk porn tuh jgn excited sgt sampai dpt carpal tunnel syndrome plak.

ps: hepi besday syafiq, sori r xpasan dh lepas wahahaha

0 - 154.3

1. Kje
smlm amik sick leave memandangkan tekanan yg bermacam2 sejak kebelakangan ni, n jumaat sabtu kje manjang so kasik free sket ahad utk siapkan draft proposal so dat buleh present kat supervisor rabu nih kat mt barker. Hours pon dh kembali normal mcm dlu, so spttnye xbz mane pon skang nih.

i mean xbz kje r.

2. Study
mlm td tdo kat uni, dem xpasal2 plak smlm sejuk n arinih pon sejuk sket. xpuas ati btol. xpe, janji aku wat kje aku n kasik npk mcm aku bekerje keras sket. padehal dok kat komp pool tuh bkn wat kje sgt pon.

n rabu nih akan ke mt barker for the 2nd time utk projek. kl sume ok, leh r start g berdating dgn consultant2 etc.

oh interview ngn dating xsame ke?

3. Bola
Gle hape Aaron Ramsey kne tekel n patah kaki. aku tgk match tuh pon dh agak kaki die patah sbb tgk reaction players, esp Fabregas. muke die same mcm mase Eduardo patah kaki dlu. Arseblog posted an article which i think best reflects the situation. a lot of pregnancy happened without intention, but u still have to take the responsiblity.

smlm start main bola balik dgn abg fit. mmg berbaloi aku berpure2 sakit smlm.

4. Makan2
smlm ade makan2 sempena menyambut budak2 baru. ala sempena ape kesah ape aku, janji ade makan.

5. Fringe part 1

best r plak stand up comedy arituh, MC die tom gleeson mmg bes r. 3 org comedian tuh mmg bes2 n sorg lg tuh mcm lemau je. kesian gle org xgelak hahahaha.

unfortunately, experience yg bes nih dikongsi dgn seorg jantan bername usen. kl la yg ikut aku tuh awek sure la lg bes, dh la tetibe lak sejuk mlm tuh. rugi2.

so kl anda rasa anda cun, hot, menarik, kelakar etc, silelah kontek aku utk mendapatkan tiket fringe esok. kl jantan xpayah sbb dh ade org book.

My Name Is Usen Khan

ps1: kl r ainishamsi g standup comedy, aku rs die diam je dr awal sampai abes sbb xpaham lawak, or 3 mggu lps tuh br die gelak golek2.

ps2: gamba2 lain ade kat sini.

ps3: p bli r kat kedai!

6. Housemates
still tgh mencarik. dh letak ad kat surau2 uni. kl xdek gk aku letak ad kat local pub or adult shop.

when ppl stop asking for ur help, u know it's either it's pointless to do so or they just don't trust u anymore.

sekian.

ps lg: sape2 nk teke apsal tajuk post nih camtuh, silelah. kl betul p la kedai bli r hadiah utk diri sendrik.

Wah byknye tiket nih..!!

1. lambat.

sori lah ye, segale janji2 manis aku utk update tiap2 isnin tuh hanyelah kata2 dusta semata2. nih skang dh pkl 12.23am hari selase waktu tempatan. tp bak kate pepatah spannish ' quien es muy linda vamos con migo a la playa' yg bermaksud 'suke hati aku r, bkn aku pow duit korg pon'. ha camtuh r.

2. bola

ari sabtu arituh, weather forecasted to be 37C, so policy kat sini kl suhu lebey 37C sume aktiviti outdoor dilimitkan or dibatalkan (unless yg pro level). so match U-19 dikensel, n match reserve start pkl 9am n match seniors start pkl 5pm. so aku kne ade sane stendet sejam awal utk prepare player2 agar tak premature ejaculate tgh padang. so dlm pkl 7am aku dh kuar umah cycling ke Bailey reserve yg terletak 20+km dr umah aku.

results: Foxes Vs Cobras

Res: 1-1
Sen: 2-1

dem la makan2 last tuh, xdek r plak kalamari, byk chiken nuggets je bedal fires je r aku b4 aku p bercyle ke umah munir utk usha bola mlm tuh, ala yg ManU kalah 3-1 n Arsenal mng 2-0 tuh, buat2 lpe plak korg nih.

3. Tiket Free

dem la, aku didalam delima siti seri delima. nk g tgk bola or nk g yg fringe nih. nk g ngn sape? sape2 pon boleh jantan ke awek ke xdek hal nyer. yg friday nih komfem xg sbb kje n dh kasik kat org, n yg selase tuh rs cam nk g tp tgk r jadual kje camne. npk gaye kne ayat manager lg r utk tuka shift hehehe.

npk gayenye title king of free tix masih dipegang oleh aku r taun nih. sejak ayie balik nih konfem dh xdek challenger dh.

4. Mt Barker

esok tghari 1st meeting dgn supervisor kat sane. kl boleh nk siapkan projek nih cpt2 so nnt xdek r kelam kabut.

5. housemet

dh penat dh p tny sane2 sini. sape ade info dak2 yg dtg2 sorg2 tuh kasik tau r, dak2 yg dtg ngn group2 nih leceh r.

sekian. update hari selase.

ps:

WTF?!!

kelas sudah start...

1. kerja

dah start kurgkan hours minggu nih. so hopefully akan ade lebih byk mase utk study or ape2 yg patut.

2. study

kelas dh start pg td, tp masuk lambat, salah tgk jadual.

3. bola

egypt mng african cup n arsenal kalah ngn manU. dem r. huh.

4. lain2

- still tgh carik sape2 yg nk masuk umah aku, dpt sorg pon ok, kl 2 org lg bgs. agak desperate gk nih.

- lagu fevret ex-sulatanah johor, sambil2 berkabung tuh leh r layan.



- member PC ku encik Kucing rupenye sambung phd kat sini, terjumpe arituh time aku tumpang berak kat rumah broadview.

sekian update mingguan.

Good Football Week II

1. Bola.

Team mesia di bawah pimpinan Rita Rudaini berjaya memenagi pingat emas. tuh baru satu Rita Rudaini, blom satu kumpulan awek2 mcm rita rudaini bergelek atas padang ag. sure boleh menang world cup tros!

they look deflated but hot

Arsenal mng 3-0, manU kalah 3-0, Liverpool kalah 2-0 n Chelsea seri 1-1. wahahahaha. Big 4 teams please continue this pattern please.

2. Kje

mcm bese kje. argh dh r len kl xyah tulis dh psl kje. haih.

3. Med Checkup

got an email from DIMIA requesting a medical check up to be done within 7 days. so i went to the DIMIA building and waited on the q for about 40 mins, but only to be told that i hav to make an appointment 1st tru the phone. they could hav wrote dat in the email but i wonder y they r so stupid to inform me earlier.
so no big deal, i rang the number and booked myself for the 8.20am slot on the next day. again, much to my disappointment, the office only starts operating at 8.30am, and i still have to q. what kind of fucked up system r they using?
so another $240+ gone and i'll have to undergo the 2nd check up on january the 4th.

4. Taun Baru 1431

owh lagi 3 or 4 hari besday aku yg ke 25 dlm kalendar hijrah. azam taun baru, nk setelkan azam taun baru taun lps. kre ok r tuh.

5. Congrats Naq

congrats naq yg bertunang usha dlm webcam. nnt kenduri ko psg r webcam leh gk aku usha hahahaah

dah r ckop r tuh. tggu je r mggu dpn plak. shuh shuh!

ps: fuih, ade org kat istanbul usha blog aku. oi ki, tgh honeymoon pon layan blog ke? ape brg hahaha

Good Football Week

1. Bola

Mesia masuk final. wohoo~~!. Arsenal pon mng ngn Liverpool. wohoo~~!. ManU kalah wohoohohoho~~!

2. Kje

mcm bese. komen byk2 pon xgune. kje berkadar terus dgn duit. lgpon cti2 nih bosan plak kl xbuat pape.

3. Misconception of berak.

terjumpe dlm toilet unisa city west campus. smart ass mane ntah tulis nih. dasar budak2 bisness know no shit abt shitting but that's all they're good at, shitting ppl to sell shit. kes2

- hanye org cirit je yg berak dipengaruhi graviti. angkasawan pon berak dlm vacuum pe.
- position paling optimum adelah hip flexed >90 degree, so kl sape2 ade problem berak tuh try r.
- lubang bontot bukan straight. kl kene sontot byk kali pon xkan jadik straight gk.
- dah ckop r byk2 kang korg konfius lak. sape2 yg ade permasalah berak nk tny lebey2, nnt aku korek2 balik notes 2nd yr psl berak2 nih kl ade.

4. X-mas

gle makcik2 jiran2 aku nih pasang lampu liplap hias umah sket punye dasat. mmg kampong abes r. hahahah. nnt bebile rajin aku amik gamba.

tuh dia pavlova...

gamba2 krismas party dgn MDA arituh ade kat sini.

5. Kodak Instamatic 92.

saje pusing2 terjumpe bli je r. murah je pon. tp aku check2 x rare sgt so xbape mahal. nih ade member aku mintak tlg promotekan blog die. blog kemere2. aku xdpt komisyen ape2 pon promote blog die nih. tlg member2 carik makan. aku mmg baik hati.

6. on being hard on ppl

aku rs kadang2 aku nih agak kejam terhadap org lain. ayat mcm "tuh r sape suro boros padan la muke xdek duit" or "sape suro xg klas padan la muke ko fail" or "harap je blaja tinggi2 bende common sense pon xtau"

sbb ape? sbb ape yg jadik kat korg tuh jadik kat aku satu hari nnt, aku pon expect org ckp camtuh gk so xdek hal la. padan la muke aku, sape suro bodo btol x?

7. Masjid baru

Ini bukan cerita sape2 nk kawen. nih Mesjit wandana skang nih tgh kutip duit utk buat mesjit baru. diorg nk kene collect at least $600K before March 2010. so sape2 yg ade duit lebey2 tuh silelah menderme. stop la shopping baju2 tuh, summer2 nih panas mane ade org pkai baju sgt. sape2 yg nk mintak tlg aku masukkan duit dlu pon boleh xdek hal. ckp je bape. janji byr blk r. sape2 tau kre valid x kalau bayar zakat direct kat account nih? aku nk tny imam td tp die dok bz plak.

details account

kpd kawan2 yg kawen time cuti nih (mache, dayah&gebok, muslim, sayur, tomok, kak yati etc) n yg kawen tgh taun dpn (zati, eiha etc), selamat r korg kawen. konfem aku xleh datang nyer atas sebab2 yg boleh dielakkan tp bak kata pepatah agi idup agi ngelaban. selamat duit aku xyah bli hadiah kawen korg wahahaha

8. Funi & Wangwang

semalam dh start dh open for public. xpe, ade 10 tahun ag utk tgk. tp kne p tgk gk camne2 pon

sekian. selamat la korg.

tgh malas nk update.

selamat hari tasyriq. jgn puasa hari nih, haram.

ini bukan takbir raya woi!

sekian wasalam.

ps: penat+mengantuk+sakit2 badan akibat objek bulat2

x balik raya haji 1430

Khamis lepas pkl 4pm

1. kje

agak bes sbb dok jage front board. so kje2 mcm membasuh tray etc tuh kasik kat budak lain. bersih sket baju aku leh solat sume. tp xbes xleh nk pow2 makanan wahahahaha

2. seat beskal

nasib malang t-shirt kje

bosan arituh, aku pon tukar seat cover beskal aku. sape2 ade fabric dye meh pass kat aku. yg bukan dilute nyer

3. pancake nite out

tgh lepak2 kat vilej budak2 nih ajak berpancake konon2 nk celebrate besday im arituh. siang tuh 43C, mlm tuh pkl 2am pon 31C. makan2 pastuh blk tdo.

few will remain next year

4. bola

futsal weekend nih. so hopefully xinjured. tp kalau injured pon ok gk xyah g kje mlm tuh. full list team members pon aku xdek. main je r

arsenal kalah r plak arituh. main cam hape tah.

5. Raya Haji

arituh mak aku tny balik x raye aji taun nih kat YM. so mcm taun2 lepas, jawapannye still same. rs cam mls nk balik tiap2 taun. Raye haji kat sini Jumaat kot, or sabtu. ala hari ape2 pon ok je. aku kje mlm2.

6. SA sex scandal

the news ere. after i watch some of the channel 7's footage, i think that lady is making these things up for money. the way she answered the Qs as if she's innocent and she didnt seems regretful at all. whatever the outcome is, she's already paid $200K+ for the interview.

but for now, it's good to know dat SA has it's own Bill Clinton.

7. Papadom

i think it brings out the best out of most of the casts. i never tot Que haidar can be dat funy. tapi creepy gle kl ade bapak camtuh.

i know it's a good movie when i managed to finish it in one go.

ps: ramai plak yg kawen taun nih. rugi r plk xdpt dtg. gamba2 lain ade kat sini.

slmt balik mesia kpd una

1. kje

gle bz minggu nih, friday nite, saturday nite. omputih nih dh gile ke ape? friday nite g r clubbing n berprojek2 ngn chix2, ade ke makan beger plak. gle xdek life diorg skang. haih. pnt gle siot shift dedue hari tuh.

hadiah mystery customer sabtu arituh. cayalah!

2. pasal post yg lepas

aku terjumpe quran tuh kat rak2 mesjit wandana. memule aku try nk bace sbb mls nk kuarkan quran kecik aku yg diawet dlm beg aku tuh. bese r org yg g mesjit awal utk solat jumaat mmg r byk mase terluang utk beribadat. tetibe, aku rs pelik n konfius lak nk bace quran tuh. ble usha cover die, die ade tulis "rawah al warsh". so drpd niat murni aku nk bace quran, aku layan lak bace 'preface' die psl origin quran nih n asal usul history sket lebey kurg. n aku compare dgn quran 'rawah hafz'. korg nk tau lebey2 p tny tok guru quran mane2. aku bkn tau sgt tp nampak r die nyer perawi lain2. tp still going back to usman bin affan n 5 bijik quran yg disebarkan zaman2 tuh dlu. nnt ade mase aku g menuntut lebey2 ngn abg aku or sape2. cam bes je.

lps solat aku g jumpe imam tny kat die aku nk bli quran tuh. die kate "we dont sell quran here, u can just take it". mak aih, baik plak pakcik nih, patut r jadik imam. nnt aku bli quran lain letak la sebijik kat situ.

3. main petang

dimana ada aku, disitu ada camerawoman. tp xleh nk menunjukkan kepoweran mcm mggu lps sbb ade rs mcm pelik dkt area2 piriformis n die tarik smpai kaki tuh. fuiyyo. nerve glide problem kot. so xleh nk lari2 sgt.

4. bola

mlm sabtu lepas kje naik beskal mlm2 g umah muniaq utk tgk game Arsenal-Spurs. mng 3-0 tp spttnye boleh laukkan spurs selambe je. dh lame r plak xtgk bola ngn member2. tp munir 2nd half die blah layan awek. chet.

5. una balik

skang nih aku rs die dlm flight dr kolombo ke mane ntah nk balik kl. bosan gle die sampai sume gamba fb aku die komen hahahaha. bgs r dok oversi lame2 jadik tensen ade r. tgk mcm azam tuh, kepale otak tuh dh xbtol dh dok oversi lame2 sgt.

6. panas

ini blom summer ag. npk gaye taun nih panas awal, maka beruntunglah golongan2 yg balik mesia taun nih. tp kalau panas lambat, maka rugilah golongan2 yg balik mesia utk summer. dh la balik mesia panas, makan banyak sure jadik gemok nyer, dtg balik pon panas ag.

tips2 menghadapi musim panas:

-waktu siang, tutup sume tingkap n pintu n ape2 lubang yg ade kat umah. sbb angin siang panas.
-waktu malam bukak sume lubang2 yg ade. sbb angin malam xpanas.
-waktu siang dan malam berbogelanlah jika berkesempatan
-bli aiskrim byk2. mmg bes.
-bli sprinkler dok dpn kipas. sprinkle kan diri anda tiap2 2 menet.
-g lepak kat umah dak2 village. xyah bazir bil letrik umah sendirik utk pasang ekon.

ps: xhot pon heliza tuh, dh r watak die bosan gle dlm cte tuh. argh aku terpedaya dgn hasutan rakan2.

new song on the playlist

1. kerja

camtuh r, same je mcm dlu.

dikasik oleh Amber*

2. Physical Activity

kat conference arituh ade membuat beberape test kat booth2 berlainan.

2km-walk fitness test

perubahan2 yg perlu dilakukan

result fitness test tuh agak meragukan atas beberape factor seperti kenaikan berat badan selepas raya, perlantakan dessert secare pukal 3 hari sekali selama 4 hari berturut2, ankle sprain aku yg kne lps raye arituh dan juga cara set-up machine & apparatus tuh. tp looking at the bright side, i've got something to work on. bosan gak kl xdke bende nk diimprove lol. so sape2 yg xpaham gamba 2nd tuh, i need to reduce 1.6kg of fat mass n tambah 2.5kg muscle mass. test nih pon boleh diargue sbb aku timbang dgn henpon wallet camera dlm poket. ape2 aktiviti pon, sustainablity yg paling penting.

3. bola

memandangkan dh 2 hari org xmain bola kat Robe Tce, aku pon join r geng2 rugby touch. rugby btol2 aku xberani, dlu kne rempuh ngn mamat bagak gle kat skola tros aku xmain dah. touch2 bole r sket2. tp sbb dh lame xbersenam lepas raye arituh mmg sakit2 plak satu badan. rs mcm malas nk g kje je haha. clip ade kat sini. lawak lak main ptg2 pon ade clip2 siap. tq kpd cik2 yg dtg utk merekod kepoweran aku. hahahahah

berita lain psl bola, ManU kalah 2-0, tp arsenal boleh plak seri 2-2 after leading 2-0. gle xpuas ati aku. ape bende r. haih. frust2.

ckop utk season nih, tggu season dpn plak

4. valve adaptor

pasti org2 yg terusha status ym aku pasal valve adaptor tuh dok terpk2 apekebendekah menatant tersebut. dan pelbagai2 soalan lain ygturut terpacul drpd pemikiran manusia2 yg bosan xtau nk pk psl bende lain. so nih r gambo die aku ltk sini. so next time kl ilang ag leh r korg tlg carik or korg tlg blikan je tros kat kedai beskal. aku bli baru smlm sbb dh xtahan dgn tahap kekempisan tayar. tetibe tadi terpk lak utk swap kusyen sofa tpt aku bermastautin nih, n tgk2 ade plak yg lame berkhalwat dicelah2 kusyen ibarat pertapaan seorang sami di dalam gua di pergunungan tibet. haih.

baru vs lama

5. lagu2

skang nih aku pon xtau tetibe rs bes lak lagu the killers - can u read my mind tuh. taun lps layan camtuh2 je.

n satu ag, aku dh letak lagu yg baru. lagu stand by me version macam2 org campo2. terjumpe kat blog kak yati. aku rase cam bes je. clip die ag bes tp sape2 yg nk save quota internet tuh layan mp3 je ckop r. ade kat playlist sidebar tuh.

menarik2 hmm..

sekian, aku nk tdo jap pastuh kne masak pastuh nk g kje. haih.

*Amber adalah manager kegilaan Eddy sebelom die kawen dlu hahaha.

2009 Premier League champions

so holiday started as soon as i submitted the assignment last friday. well, i have to admit it is pretty boring at the moment, but previous week hasnt been short of excitement at all.

1. Iftars

at last, i managed to let loose of working burden, and joined the IDC iftar last Friday. and for few days i managed to have tarawih at the mosques.woho.

2. Bazar Ramadhan

a bazaar ramadhan was held at the adelaide uni lawn last saturday. i did not spend much since i got to go to work afterwards. 2 things we can see from the event, a) we Malaysians love our food regardless the race (kesian plak aku tgk stall makcik bosnia tuh) n b) most of the ppl who responded to issua's banners/posters are malaysian. i shall not give further comment on that.

3. Adebedebahyoor

when Adebayor landed the mancity deal last summer (in the UK), i know that Arsenal is losing a very good players. He is strong in the air, he can hold the ball and he is quicker than Theo Walkot. but i guess his attitudes and antics make the fans threw shit at him, and after the weekend clash, it makes the fans wanna throw shitload of shit at him repetitively, until he suffocate and die in deep shit like this guy. i can understand his reaction/ celebration after he scored against his old club (well, y shouldnt he?), but stomping an ex-team mate in the face INTENTIONALLY is just too much.

well, a lost is a lost and talking about it wont change anything, but i guess AW's decision to sell him is justified.

4. Final Fixture of 2009

so the Foxes played their final fixture for the season at the Hindmarsh, against the top-of-the-table Croydon. this time we were placed in a smaller room to give way to superleague teams playing later that day. after 90 mins n extra time, the score was 1-1. another penalty shootout to decide the league title. The Foxes completed their double as the GK again was the hero after he saved the 4th opponent's penalty (they missed 2 earlier, which 1 of them is one of the most hooribly taken spotkick ever, it was 5m wide off the post). too bad i wasnt able to stay any longer with the ppl since i have to go to Adelaide city mosque n then went to work at 8pm. the sweetest thing is, i received a winners' medal as well wahahahahaha! wahahahahahah!!!!

what an end to a fairytale season

5. Melbourne

i already packed my stuffs. a bag less than 7kg for a week stay (yes, ade alasan xupdate). budak2 melben silelah organise bola + makan2 sebanyak2 yg anda boleh k. thanks. i love u.

SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF ZAHIR BATIN KALAU XNAK MAAFKAN LANTAK KORG LA PEDULIK HAPE AKU. KL NK HANTAR KAD RAYE KE KUIH RAYE KE DUIT RAYE KE JGN MALU2 KONTEK AKU K. N SAPE2 YG XBAYAR ZAKAT AG TUH SILELAH BAYAR. SELAMAT MENAMbAH BERAT & UKURLILIT PINGGANG DI MUSIM PERAYAAN
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tq org sotkaba. I love u too

gamba2 lain (iftar umah Im, Flinders Uni etc ade kat sini.