away

1. work

so far i've worked at 6 different places already; Caboolture, Morayfield, Burpengary, Lakeside, Boronia Heights and Calamvale. In a way, it keeps me away from that boring monotonous routine, but on the other hand, it reduces my cycling mileage significantly. Oh well it's all about the money and how to enjoy yourself while making them.

2. Redcliffe

the beach is located about 30kms from home. it's a very safe beach even by kids standard. the only drawback on the day was i had to share the swim with a shitload of jellyfishes. a good distance for a cycling day out tho.

3. Stoney Creek

the best spot for a retreat around Caboolture area, and IMO it's ten times better than the infamous Sunshine Coast. very secluded, very preserved reserve. unfortunately the day was relatively cool and the water froze the balls the moment u have a dip. but you should know cold temperature is bloody fantastic when it comes to testicles.

4. Pasir Mas

waist depth? perfect for b*lls cooling while looking at bouncy t*ts. pffft!

again, i think it is overrated. the beaches are average, waves are too big for a decent enjoyable swim, too many people to have a quiet time. too touristy and more a pocket pincher than anything else. if you have a lot of money at your disposal, this is a perfect place for you. you've got rides and parks all around. but if you come here just for the sunbaked girls, you are better off going to strip clubs. obviously i am not the latter.

the Malaysian Gold Coast Mosque

oh and the food festival, went there, had a look around and left early. i was not in the mood for rice. but what a job well done by the QLD Muslim community. Please donate generously.

5. League Of Nations

Proud to say we are the pioneering bunch for this interesting multicultural project in the area. The South American team consists of a Malaysian, 2 Peruvians, a Chilean miner, a Mugabe-an and 2 Vietkongs. Despite having only a player on the bench, we managed to record a win on our first game together, a well-placed goal scored by the no 10 left winger, who was often the target of ill-timed tackles by the opposing posers. Cibai punya F*jians, eat shit you f*cking losers, this is a friendly tournament bitch! what a shipload of headless twats they were.  Nothing feels better than a win in a fun-friendly fixture. it's good to speak spanish again, new swear vocabs are just as important.

all's good. till next time, whenever it will be.

journey to the west II

ya itu adalah matluthfi artis yang dikenali ramai

perth int'l epok

internet free s'pore budget epok

dh dekat seminggu dok mesia nih malas gle aku nk p bazar ramadhan. haih.

alamak, tinggal 2 minggu...

ahh, 2 minggu pon cuti lg ape.. wahahaha

jom g kl lg

If you get down get up, oh oh
When you get down get up, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa a a
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa

Awela Majoni Biggie Biggie Mama One A To Zet
Athi sithi LaMajoni Biggie Biggie Mama From East To West
Bathi . . . Waka Waka Ma Eh Eh Waka Waka Ma Eh Eh
Zonke zizwe mazi buye
Cuz this is Africa

seminggu xbalik umah..

lek luh, jom pusing2 mesia, byk lagi acara makan2 yg perlu dikunjungi

kehkehkeh

The Curious Case of Brisbane 09

amaran: post nih xkan ditulis dlm english, sbb kalau sponsor paham kang diorg tau kang susa plak aku k mengexplen. ape leh wat, alang2 dh g tpt org mesti r nk kne pusing2 kasik abes, lg2 lak kl all-inclusive sponsorship. post kali nih xdek kaitan dgn sesi memancing arituh. post ini juga mungkin lebih panjang dari post2 swinggingbowl, so kl bosan or bz study tuh pandai2 r korg letak tanda waqaf kat mane2.

1. Modbury Hospital

dh lame rsnye aku xg hospital, esp as a patient or penduduk awam. so selase lepas aku bawak roomate aku yg saket kaki (akibat overexcited bermain dgn awek2 kat moonta weekend tuh, padan muke ko hahahahah). so atas sbb kepakaran aku mengdiagnosis kaki org aku pon advice die utk g public hosp instead of g GP. so lepas 2-3 jam sume setel n ktorg pon balik umah. nasib baik mamat tuh ok, boleh r die hantar aku g epot esok pg tuh. gle xikhlas aku nih wahahahaha.

saket2 kaki pon still kuar ngn awek2 mlm tuh. haih dak2 zmn skang.

2. Takziah Utk Farouk n Family

hari b4 aku blah tuh dpt news bapak farouk ramli, iaitu Tan Sri/Dato'/En Ramli telah meninggal dunia kat mesia. so takziah r kpd korg. sori xdpt join tahlil jumaat arituh sbb aku p beribadat kat Brisbane tuh. innalillahi wainna ilaihi raaajiuun.

3. The Brisbane Story.

day 1 (rabu)

so sekali ag aku xtdo lepas balik kje pkl 11.30pm, so dat aku leh kejutkan rumet aku yg sakit kaki tuh utk drive aku g epot sbb flight aku pkl 6.15am. so dlm pkl 3.30am aku po kejut mamat tuh. aku nih manusia yg ske g awal2, so leh rilek2 n chill2, n in case kl ade pape. dipendekkan cite sampai epot dlm pkl 4am, kaunter check in pon xbukak ag. so lepak2 jap, pastuh check in awal pastuh blah carik port, on laptop utk main PES sambil nk tggu suboh.

dlm flight tuh aku tdo, bgn2 ade makanan lak atas meje dpn tuh. so makan2 lebey kurg pastuh tdo balik. stewardess pon tua2 je, bosan r. tdo lg bagus. sampai2, naik train g Roma St station, pastuh jalan utk chek-in Ibis Hotel kat Turbot St. bilik ade 2 queen size bed, siap ade ironing board n iron lg (komfem r aku xpkai), n view mmg cun. memule aku igt aku kne share r dgn Monica ke, Jessica ke, Sameah ke, rupenye2 mmg sume dpt bilik camtuh. xkesa r, org bagi lagi mau byk bunyik.

room 1430. but i want 15th floor!


Victoria Bridge yg hari2 kne lintas utk g BCEC



5am local time

so atas rs semangat berconference, aku pon tuka baju n g register (deym r smart casual pe, pkai slipar je, buat berat je beg aku). timing mmg baik sbb sampai2 diorg tgh morning tea break. so sesi makan free utk 4 hari berikutnya pon bermula secara rasmi. gile r sume yg dtg geng2 heavyweight je (bukan literally heavyweight k). Registrar, pakar sane sini, profs, senior acedemicians, paling koman pon cikgu PJK. damm r mmg xdek can aku nk jual minyak. so aku pon dok diam2. dpt r jumpe M'sian delegate yg lain, Prof Ravinder (diorg kate mamat nih taraf 'bapa sportscience mesia'), PM Asok, Dr Zul & Dr Syamsul. so sbb pnt, lepak je r sp malam. lepas makan malam balik hotel usha movie pastuh tdo.

day 2 (kamis)

suboh pkl 4am. lepas solat tdo r blk, n skip workshop pg tuh. mcm smlm dtg time org makan pagi, lepak sp time lunch. pastuh ikut dr2 2 org tuh g jalan2 makan2 sket2, balik hotel. pastuh aku g jln sorg2 carik tpt nk berendam (panas siot Brisbane nih, mcm mesia) sbb diorg nk g chinatown carik souveir etc. so pusing2 sampai r kat QUT. pastuh jalan2 ag sampai r kat area Street Beach (xyah g sampai golkos nk usha2). lepak2 lebey kurg, terjumpe satu mamat freestyle yg agak power r. so main timbang2 n belaja sket2, sampai pkl 6.30pm sbb ade rivercruise dinner mlm tuh.

Grant, i'll look up on utube for ur clips

so berivercruise la ktorg. lepak semeje dgn makcik2 iran. lepas rivercruise tuh balik r atas sbb2 yg xdpt dielakkann.

day 3 (jumaat)

cam smlm lepas suboh tdo blk sampai r time makan pagi. jumpe dr syamsul utk pow die nyer weekly pass utk g solat jumaat kat Buranda. pusing2 nyer pusing, siap p tny 3-4 org sesat2 punye pasal, masuk kedai charcoal chicken halal tp chix dlm tuh hot sexy cam haram (rs cam nk kensel je g solat jumaat). so last2 sampai r aku kat Mesjit kat situ, dekat je dgn Hospital kat2 UQ tuh.

Mesjit kat Buranda tuh

lepas solat terjumpe satu mamat melayu name qusyairi dak QUT, die kate ade mesjit dkt West End, lg dkt dgn BCEC. so lepas sesi makan petang aku pon blah carik mesjit kat West End tuh.

Islamic Centre kat West End

lpe plak, hari jumaat tuh hari last exhibition, aku mng lucky draw kat 10,000 steps nyer booth. menang heart rate monitor, yg kalau kat ebay beseyer dlm $100+ lebey. mmg bes.

Tq 10,000steps!

mlm tuh xdek dinner free, so jalan2 berendam2 ag, usha2 fridaynite diorg lebey kurg, balik hotel pastuh dh mls nk kuar. layan bola 10-man Adelaide Utd kalahkan Sydney Fc 2-1. pastuh dh malas tdo je tros.

day 4 (sabtu)

arinih bangun subuh, pastuh layan U-20 World Cup Final Ghana Vs Brazil (cayalah Ghana) n pastuh xleh tdo dah sbb ade CPR refresher course pkl 7.30am. arinih final day conference so diorg wat session 'The Great Debate'. speaker2 power2 buat lawak2 n drop speaker dlm team lain. agak best r, mmg gelak je r 2 jam tuh.

slide2 yg menarik

lpas tuh ktorg blah utk jalan2 n sesi bergambar2, n balik tuka baju utk Queensland Govt Dinner. dipendekkan cite, balik dlm pkl 11.30pm.

m'sian delegate (-aku) + outgoing CEO n sape ntah of SMA

patut r diorg ske sgt wat dinner pkai mask2 nih, so geng2 MILF n makcik2 yg muka tua tp body cun leh carik makan lg. xkesa r, lagu2 diorg pasang mmg bes2 tp makin lame pekak plak telinge aku.

contoh makcik berbody hot background nih.

day 5 (ahad)

kne check-out hotel b4 pkl 11am, ktorg yg disponsor nih kne g kat2 Suncorp Stdm sbb ade Trainer Course kinda thing. so aku pon heret r beg2, jalan stengah jam sampai. dak2 lain yg g rmai2 leh sesat plk. gle noob hahaha! session start pkl 10 sp dkt2 pkl 2pm.

M'sian delegate + SMA ppl

lepas meeting tuh aku pon jalan ngn diorg n sampai Roma St station, amik train g epot. carik port solat sepam pastuh beratur utk drop in beg. dpn aku tuh makcik tua yg buta, so aku tlg makcik tuh jalan sampai r die check-in beg die, aku po check i dlm pkl 4.15pm utk flight aku pkl 6pm. so cam arituh carik port lepak main PS, pastuh layan berite pkl 5pm. dlm flight layan muvi. sampai adelaide dkt2 pkl 10pm. amik bas n balik umah.

thanks a lot to SMA ppl (gary, davina, mark, nello etc), Prof Ravinder, Dr Asok, Dr Zul, Dr Syamsul, Dr Yomai (from Micronesia), Dr XXXX (from Lechestein), makcik2 Iran, awek2 waitress yg cun2, Kusyairi, dak mesia satu ag n xlupe juge rumet aku yg tlg drive.

4. Eksiden

sorg budak adelaide eksiden langga kete sorg makcik. makcik tuh mintak die $10k utk ganti rugi. aku xtau ape progress tp sape2 ade prev experience psl bende nih leh r share2. sape2 nk donate leh kontek aku.

ps: umah2 diorg kat suburb2 mmg cam umah mesia. cuaca pon cam mesia. gle xoversi. gamba2 ade kat sini.

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the conference



the place



the people

n more to come later (bile rajin sket). kl rajin nk wat cite sendrik gambo2 ade kat sini.

pre-brisbane post

1. kje

hari2 kerja dari selasa sampai jumaat. ok la at least ade bende nk wat.

2. collectibles

minggu lepas telah terjumpa sebijik olympus trip 35 (1968). dlu dh beli sebijik minolta 7s (1966) tp dh kasik kat adik aku (jgn kasik kat org len lak). eddy dh sms aku kasik tau satu ag collection jersey arsenal aku dh dibeli n will b on it's way here. cun la.

rumet aku yg kiut terkantoi menggayakan trip 35 aku secara haram

3. Gone Fishing

orait, kemere on, record nih k. bendera ready, parang ready, face mask ready.
"a'uzubillahi minassyaitaanirrajim. walaaa tahsabannallazina qutiluu fi sabiilillaahi amwata, bal ahyaa'u 'inda rabbihim yurzaquuun. ooo u all the infide.... eh silap intro plak. cut cut!"

pkl 4 pg aku dikejutkan oleh azri utk sidai baju kje yg dibasuh lepas blk kje pkl 12.30am. aku dh sound manager awal2 suro kansel shift aku hari sabtu. dkt2 pkl 5 Safwan amik aku n pastuh pumpampumpam kumpul2 kat al-khalil mosque 6.30am gerak g wallaroo. misi org lain adalah utk memancing, misi aku adalah utk berendam, makan2 n lepak2 je. so ape bende pancing aku xbawak. misi ini dianjurkan oleh FAMSY n led by bro Bilal Moraby. sampai spot memancing no 1, aku dh konfius "eh camne nk mancing nih, xdek shopping complex or bus station pon kat sini?" dh lame2 br r aku paham, kat sini spot baik utk memancing chix2/milf kaya yg dok lepak2 atas yatch n boat. tp memandangkan misi aku adalah utk berendam dlm air sejuk mcm ais nih, aku pon kasik can r kaki2 pancing memancing n aku g berendam sorg2. tghari makan tghari pastuh sambung menyotong plak. last2 ptg pnt diorg wat ape ntah aku g tdo dlm kete sp maghrib. mlm sampai umah pkl 12 lebey. 1st prize dpt kat en samir yg dgn machonya menewaskan sotong kurita dengan sebelah tgn tetapi gelabah bila mendapati kunci rumah die termisplaced. apa daa!

the fallen fishermen

gamba2 len ade kat sni. x amik byk gamba sbb mls n kemere lupe nk charge. gamba2 len nk kne tgu en samir or en syazwan r plk.

4. Brisbane-ing

14-18/10/09. thanks to sportsmed yg membayar sume2 bende spt flight tix, hotel, rego fee dan lain2. xpack pape ag. nk kne kol qantas dlu tny bape kilo luggage die kasik.

5. bagan pinang by-election.

p bace sotkaba r, tp jgn caye utusan al-kazib tuh.


ps: mlm kang dh kje balik. ape boleh buat nasib badan.

Raya Raya Vinctoria 09

paradise interchange 0415hrs

17/09/09

after working a 6-hr shift on 16/09, i stayed up until 4am so that i wont miss the 4.30am bus to airport. arrived at the airport at 5.15am n checked in just before 5.30am (45mins b4 flight check in regulation), n there were still ppl queing behind me, stuff them wahahaha.

the stewardess weren't any attractive enuff to entertain my eyes so im off for my much needed sleep. upon landing at the Melbourne epot, it took about 10 mins for the plane to get to the terminal due to heavy fog in Sydney and planes destined to sydney epot were diverted to Melbourne n Brisbane epot. the reality of Victorians costly life hit me, as i was welcomed with a $16 (apsal aku xbli retur tic? nnt ujung2 aku cte) 20mins bus trip to the city. i wandered arnd DFO n then took a train to Topek's place in East Oakleigh (petempatan budak2 Monash). Zul n Napong picked me up at the Huntingdale Stn.

aktiviti menarik kat sane: bola, makan, terawih, makan, sembang2

19/09/09

view from the balcony

lepas zohor aku n topek g dandenong utk shopping barang2 raya. gle r minority siot org putih kat dandenong. pastuh ki reply sms n bergerak r ke sydney rd utk membeli baklava. sampai2 sane kedai tuh tutup plak utk bukak pose. cis. nih xleh jadik, so aku pon g kdai lain. awek/akak/makcik tukang bungkus baklava 5kg aku tuh boleh tahan gk cun, n harge raye baklava tuh boleh tahan gk mahal. ape leh wat, bli je r mls nk tggu2 dah. pkl 9mlm amik V/Line g Geelong yg berharge $6++. sampai geelong dlm pkl 10 lebey kot, kol2 xdek org angkat rupenye abg aku dh ttdo. lps die terbangun die pon amik aku kat stesen ketapi bawak g waterfront apartment die tuh. dapat r melayan game arsenal-wigan yg mcm bese menjanjikan gol yg byk. wahahahaha

20/09/09

peduduk melayu geelong

g solat raye kat mesjit (convert from a church) kat geelong tuh. agak xorganise n kelam kabut solat raye sbb ramai org kot, n the g beraye kat umah satu brader tuh. makan lebey kurg pastuh balik tukar bj n g ikut org2 Shell yg terdiri drpd Ki, Uncle Bob & Emerson a.k.a Paray/Parei eat wind and wash eye. pusing2 mane2 ntah usha2 n carik haiwan (dan perempuan) exotic.

2 bekstritbois + 1 bekstritangkel

21/09/09

plan2 nyer nk balik ke melben sbb ptg tuh ade makan2 ISMA-Victoria, boleh r aku mengusha classmet2 aku n kawan2 n jr2 n keindahan ciptaan tuhan kat victoria, tp tetibe abg aku sound suro stay lg satu mlm utk bermakan2 indian food mlm tuh. so terperangkap r aku drpd lps zohor sampai pkl 6 ptg mengusung beg mencari toilet etc sbb xdek kunci nk masuk apartment n abg aku abes kje pkl 5.30pm. so abes satu geelong aku pusing. mlm tuh g r berindian food sorg $40 wahahahaha

misteri keboroian selepas kerja telah dibongkari

22/09/09

lps zohor bergerak la aku g melben utk menghabiskan sisa2 hidup kat victoria nih. jalan2 carik trian stn tp silap, so bak kate pepatah malu bertanya sesat jalan, aku pon bertanya kpd satu ex-primary skool teacher, n she was very nice showed me the direction. we had a short chat along the way.

sampai2 melben, aku pon blurr sbb xtau nk wat pe sbb budak2 tuh sume still kat sepital n pengguaan henpon agak limited. so aku g vic market tp dh tutup r plak. naik trem g brunswick turun stop 21, n menggunakan ilmu penaakulan mantik dan photographic&pornografik memory aku pon main bedal je jln mane2. sampai r aku terase mcm xtau nk pusing mane, aku pon approach satu brader oz yg sedang masukkan baby die dlm kusi baby kat seat blakang. die pon dgn baik hatiyer mengeluarkan buku peta n tlg carik jalan. n tetibe die dgn baik hatinye mengoffer utk hantar aku g sane. so aku pon masuk dlm kete die n die pon pusing2 sampai jumpe jalan tuh. name encik tuh adelah en james. tq en james. n anak die kat blakang tuh name... aiseh xigt name anak die ape. pendek cite, sampai r umah fira utk dimakan tanggung berak xcangkung kat situ.

23/09/09

pusat perbasikalan Barkly St

oh besday aku yg ke 24 rupenye (thx for all the well-wishes-sambil-kutuk2). xdek dpt hadiah pape pon so beg aku remain 4kg+. so aku pon pow beskal fira yg berupa sebuah diamondback bertayar 26" x 30 kot sedap utk melompat2 divider bile salah jalan. tp yg xbesnyer beskal tuh fixed gear. so i had to put up with the downside of it n ride like a true commuter, slowly but surely. pusing smith st, pastuh g lonsdale st, sesat2 sp tpt2 yg dak melben pon tatau katne n diakhiri dgn sesi makan2 kfc kat flemington. so 4 jam having a very gay time of my own tanpa membeli ape2 sbb jacket yg aku berkenan tuh xdek size. i can say now dat im confident with Melbourne streets. xdek la susa mane pon.

kfc flemington n umah Barkley xmuat dlm peta nih

24/09/09

pagi2 pkl 6 kuar umah dihantar oleh fira ke Southern Cross utk amik Flybus. aku xbli return tiket arituh sbb 1. aku tatau ade return tic nyer price 2. aku bajet mane r tau kot2 r rakan2 aku yg baik hati tuh nk hantar aku g epot. tp memandangkan diorg dak2 medic agak bz n aku pon dah kaye skang wahahahaha. so sampai epot awal, g carik krispykreame utk anak dara encik rozanizam zakaria.

stewardess yg 'bolehla' compared to others

sekian berakhirnya kisah cuti raya yg xmcm raya sbb xckop rendang n kuah kacang tp cukop makan.

tq to all the ppl esp Ki, Topek & co, Fira & co, Ex-M03f (wlpn xsempat/xdek can nk jumpe), makcik penunjuk jalan kat Geelong, En James & babynya, n xlupa juga pihak penganjur iaitu syarikat minyak Shell yg membayar makan2, apartment, kereta, minyak kereta kat geelong.

selamat hari raya maaf zahir batin. panjang umur boleh la kita menumpang mandi.

ps 1 : susah gle nk jumpe chix melben yg combo cun+muda+slim. sumeyer either cun tetapi gemok, slim tetapi tidak cun, cun dan slim tetapi tua etc. baik r lepak rundle je.

ps 2: gamba2 lain ade kat sini.

ps 3: post yg menarik drpd abg aku wahahahaha.

jalan2 part 2

24/01/09: aku naik bas JB-Ipoh pkl 10.45pm, agent kat sri putri tolak kat aku RM100, aku p bli kat larkin RM48.80. sial nyer agent.

25/01/09: sampai medan gopeng dekat2 pkl 6pg, berjalan2 mencarik mesjid utk solat subuh etc. solat kat mesjit sg rokam, pastuh bjalan2 carik rumah afiq bazli tp gagal. terjumpe plak umah Irma yg kaler pink tp die xdek, so aku xmasuk r umah die. pastuh lepak mesjit blk tdo2.. pastuh ujan plak.. so lepas zohor driver aku dtg amik, g kenduri anep pastuh g kenduri turot plak.

cik driver yg xberape sehat


aku, syed n topek bersame anep n bininya


family turot, ade awek yg cun2 tudung coklat bwh kanan tuh

lepas kenduri g bli tiket balik JB, pastuh gerak g tepeng, lepak umah makcik kanduk kat kamunting

26/01/09: lepak umah tgk tv sampai lebam. mlm2 p kuar makan satay n yong tau fu kat tepeng. pastuh igt nk g pusing2 tmn tasik usha maknyah, tp skali kene balik umah daa..

kanduk yg tdo

27/01/09: pg2 kuar, g umah janggut tp die xdek kat umah. pastuh g skola kejap n pastuh g p kenduri pokli kat kg stor, pdg rengas.

bapak janggut


xleh masuk r lak.. pengetua xkasik


pokli n bininya yg cun.
woi mane gamba aku yg mcm nih, hampeh nyer tukang amik gambo

lepas tuh g makan2 kat kedai plak ngn kwn2 yg xbalik ag

makan2 dibelanja oleh Pele, pemain nobat istane

pastuh g usha brg2, g ipoh, n lepak2 tgk cite cine kat medan gopeng sampai r naik bas pkl 11.30pm.

28/01/09: sampai Sri Putri pkl 8pg. pastuh tdo.

sekian jalan2 utk kali nih, 1/2 nih flight aku 8pg balik adelaide. uhh.. malasnye. congrats kpd kawan2 yg kawen. sori kpd matshah n abg win jiran aku yg aku xg kenduri krg. gamba2 lain ade kat sini. gamba2 sentimentel dlm kotak plak ade kat sini.