Sunday, April 27, 2008

week 6 + ANZAC

we had a home match against the Pirates, a team from Port Adelaide. Gags got his 2nd gash on his face, and Jess is likely have torn ligaments, results of very physical games and unsportsmanship behaviours. enuff said and whine, the results r:

U-19: 1-2
Reserve: 2-1
Seniors: 1-1

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Lower NE rd-Glynburn rd-Greenhill rd-Anzac Hway

in conjuction with ANZAC day, i decided to go down memory lane a.k.a go down ANZAC hiway all the way to Glenelg (come on, we got to do something better than grieving and watching old ppl marching). started cycling from Paradise at 9.56am, and arrived at the beach at 11.09am. on the way, i stopped at Coles to buy some food and another stop to answer an important call. then spent around 4hrs on the beach, melihat keindahan ciptaan tuhan, berenang2, bace buku sket n korek2 lubang. perbasikalan secara solo ini ditaja oleh diri sendiri. next expedition will be held during the coming break, maybe Paradise-Port Adelaide or some place a bit further away. no place is too far when u live in a place like Adelaide.


basikal dan barang2


reading hole

ps: Friday 25/4 was the Eastern Churh's Easter. they hav their mass in ancient Greek, which is understood by not many.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

week 5 + sesi bersama Dan

the Foxes r suppose to play Adelaide Olympic at their home ground, but since they share the ground with the local footy club, we had away games at our home ground. they put their man at the gate, they brought their canteen ppl to sell food, but they didnt bring their match balls for the U-19. owh, they also didnt bring their trainers too. this had caused a bit of tension between their ppl n our club management. n to make things worse, no free fries post-match, dammit!

back to the game business, 3 away wins it was.
results: Olympic vs Foxes
U-19: 0-7
Reserve: 1-3
Senior: 2-3

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last thurday, i was treating the lastman, a very fast and vocal fullback. it is not suprising that he played for stoke city and Queensland Roars few yrs ago, before had a groin operation. currently a medic student at Flinders Uni.

D: do u have a girlfren? (they like to ask this sort of Qs)
I: no. do u hav one?
D: no.
I: a swinger eh?
D: yeah. there's a lot of beautiful girls in Adelaide..is there a lot of hot chix doing physio?
I: yes, physio is well-known for it's hot chixs. every yr.
D: it's very true. Bla2...
I: I'm a Muslim, so even if we have a gf, there's nothing much we can do together...
D: yeah, is it like u cant have sex unless u r married?
I: yeah, something like dat...

then he started asking about fasting, solat etc... why-when-how Qs etc

D: so, what kind of movements involve when u r praying? do u kneel on the floor?
I: there's a lot of movement actually, it's a bit hard to explain... bla2... i havnt pray my 4th prayer (maghrib) yet, i'll pray in front of u, n u can watch if u want...
D: sure. i'll definitely watch it... bla2...

utk memendekkan cite, aku pon solatla depan die... after few mins...

I: tadaaa... (turning back to him, lepas bagi salam n doa yg pendek)
D: that's it? that's so short!
I: u can make it longer if u got time (obviously, i'm on work. sudah diexplain earlier)
D: do u feel some kind of relaxing?
I: errr.. yeah... (alamak! apsal la die tny soklan nih). because u didnt think about anything else... (which is somehow true)

bla bla bla....


aku n kawan Umi yg berkonfren kat sini


al fatihah buat ustat Mad yg meninggal arituh. n hepi besday utk adik laki aku beberape ari lps gk.

Monday, April 14, 2008

cup round 0f 36 + holiday



week 5, we had a cup round against Nothern Demons in Port Pirie. 11 ppl were on the bus departing at 7.30am ( i was cycling at 6am). it took 3 hrs to get there.
results:

Demons vs Foxes
U-19: 5-5 (pen:8-7)
Reserve: 1-1 (pen:2-4)
Senior: 1-2

all games went on into extra time, which is unusual. then went to a local pub for free dinner (chips n veggie springrolls r not that bad.. n a lemonade). arrived at the clubhouse at 11.30pm, and reached Wilcoxx at 12.40am due to an undisclosed reason.

sorg mamat mendapat injury sebegini lalu datanglah ambulan



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jumaat malam bermasak2 kat umah kucai utk AGM umno, sabtu berPt Pirie n ahad berAdelaide Cup (2nd, kalah ngn team macha, gambar2 kt cni). Isnin (today) bermalas2. selasa berkerja2, rabu berCPR Revision Course, kamis berkerja2 lg. n a fren of my mom is ere, so mungkin kne jadik tourist guide etc, he still yet to contact me (yess.. ade mase bermalas2 sambil menderita kesakitan seluruh badan akibat perbolaan yg intensif)


medal ibarat gelang


signed cap yg dikasik oleh 3

arsenal kalah lg... xdek luck r smlm.. haih

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

24 (veinticuatro) horas.. ya no son suficientes







24 (veinticuatro) horas.. ya no son suficientes para amarte..

veinticinco (25) horas al día.. vida mía..
ocho (8) días a la semana si te da la gana..
veinticinco (25) horas al día.. vida mía..
8 (ocho) días a la semana si te da la gana..

ya no sé cómo decírtelo querida,
pa' que sepas que eres la única en mi vida..
sé que el amor te ha fallado en el pasado..
pero te aseguro que ahora es de verdad.

dame la oportunidad de quererte una vez más..
déjame enseñarte cómo se conjuga el verbo amar..
eres todo para mí y no te quiero perder
es que tú no ves, me vas a enloquecer.

veinticinco (25) horas al día.. vida mía..
ocho (8) días a la semana si te da la gana..
veinticinco (25) horas al día.. vida mía..
8 (ocho) días a la semana si te da la gana..

un fracaso en esta vida ..
no te puede hacer perder
eres todo lo que un hombre busca en una mujer
tú puedes confiar en mi..
y de nuevo florecer
para que tus ojos paren de llover

veinticinco (25) horas al día.. vida mía..
ocho (8) días a la semana si te da la gana..
veinticinco (25) horas al día.. vida mía..
8 (ocho) días a la semana si te da la gana..

dame la oportunidad de quererte una vez mas..
déjame enseñarte como se conjuga el verbo amar..
eres todo para mí y no te quiero perder
es que tú no ves, me vas a enloquecer.

veinticinco (25) horas al día.. vida mía..
ocho (8) días a la semana si te da la gana..
veinticinco (25) horas al día.. vida mía..
8 (ocho) días a la semana si te da la gana..

tú sabes quien es
¿te lo digo?

ser dueño de tu amor..
esclavo de tu ser..
vamo' a tener una niña tan bella como usted
yo sé que tú me quieres ..
no me hagas suplicar
todo mi corazón yo te voy a dar

veinticinco (25) horas al día.. vida mía..
ocho (8) días a la semana si te da la gana..
veinticinco (25) horas al día.. vida mía..
8 (ocho) días a la semana si te da la gana..

con proyecto uno..
vuelaaa..
yo se que te gustó, te gustó.. ah..!


anybody wants 'oral-me'?


may the Dutch curse (PSV, Kuyt, Babel n Mr Dutch Referree) upon The Gunners in UCL be over soon. dammit!!

Sunday, April 06, 2008

belanda + week 4



saya xmenyokong boikot! collective punnishment is not fair n eventhough geert wilder might got sued by the companies later, it will take a very long time to settle. so by that time, a lot more ppl (ppl lose jobs etc) will hate Muslims of the damage done. Fitna is a blatant direct traslation and wrong accusation by an individual, not a country. should Wilder have an Indonesian mother and a German father, r we going to boycot Indonesian n German products as well?
y not make a movie to explain his movie or something like dat instead?

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result minggu ini- Foxes vs Noarlunga
u-19: 5-1
reserve: 1-5 (jesse got sent off)
senior: 1-3 (get caught in counter attact n finishing x sharp)

sudah dapat sweater n trackbottom team.. letak gamba nnti ble2 rajin.. wahuahauhaa

next week: Port Pirie cup round... jalan2


arsenal seri.. title hope is over...

Sunday, March 30, 2008

maulidurrasul + week 3


The World Islamic Propagation Establishment (UK), 359 Rayners Lane,
Pinner, Middlesex, HA5 5EN, U.K.
Telephone: +44 (0)181 426 2216, Fax number: +44 (0)181 426 2217,
Email:
You may be an atheist or an agnostic; or you may belong to any of the
religious denominations that exist in the world today. You may be a
communist or a believer in democracy and freedom. No matter what you
are, and no matter what your ideological and political beliefs,
personal and social habits happen to be - you must still know this man.

ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA confirms:
"....a mass of detail in the early sources show that he was an honest
and upright man who had gained the respect and loyalty of others who
were like-wise honest and upright men." (Vol. 12)

GEORGE BERNARD SHAW said about him:
"He must be called the Saviour of Humanity. I believe that if a man
like him were to assume the dictatorship of the modern world, he
would succeed in solving its problems in a way that would bring it
much needed peace and happiness." (THE GENUINE ISLAM, Singapore, Vol.
1, No. 8, 1936)

He was by far the most remarkable man that ever set foot on this
earth. He preached a religion, founded a state, built a nation, laid
down a moral code, initiated numerous social and political reforms,
established a powerful and dynamic society to practice and represent
his teachings and completely revolutionized the worlds of human
thought and behavior for all times to come.

"HIS NAME IS MUHAMMAD" May Peace of God Be Upon Him (pbuh)
He was born in Arabia in the year 570 C.E. (common era), started his
mission of preaching the religion of Truth, Islam (submission to One
God) at the age of forty and departed from this world at the age of
sixty-three.

During this short period of 23 years of his Prophethood, he changed
the complete Arabian peninsula from paganism and idolatry to worship
of One God, from tribal quarrels and wars to national solidarity and
cohesion, from drunkenness and debauchery to sobriety and piety, from
lawlessness and anarchy to disciplined living, from utter bankruptcy
to the highest standards of moral excellence. Human history has never
known such a complete transformation of a people or a place before or
since - and IMAGINE all these unbelievable wonders in JUST OVER TWO DECADES.

Lamartine, the renowned historian speaking on the essentials of human
greatness wonders:
"If greatness of purpose, smallness of means and astounding results
are the three criteria of human genius, who could dare to compare any
great man in modern history with Muhammad? The most famous men
created arms, laws and empires only. They founded, if anything at
all, no more than material powers which often crumbled away before
their eyes. This man moved not only armies, legislation, empires,
peoples and dynasties, but millions of men in one-third of the then
inhabited world; and more than that, he moved the altars, the gods,
the religions, the ideas, the beliefs and souls....his forbearance in
victory, his ambition, which was entirely devoted to one idea and in
no manner striving for an empire; his endless prayers, his mystic
conversations with God, his death and his triumph after death; all
these attest not to an imposture but to a firm conviction which gave
him the power to restore a dogma. This dogma was two-fold, the unity
of God and the immateriality of God; the former telling what God is,
the latter telling what God is not; the one overthrowing false gods
with the sword, the other starting an idea with the words.

"Philosopher, orator, apostle, legislator, warrior, conqueror of
ideas, restorer of rational dogmas, of a cult without images, the
founder of twenty terrestrial empires and of one spiritual empire,
that is MUHAMMAD. As regards all the standards by which Human
Greatness may be measured, we may well ask, IS THERE ANY MAN GREATER
THAN HE?" (Lamartine, HISTOIRE DE LA TURQUIE, Paris, 1854, Vol. II,
pp 276-277)

The world has had its share of great personalities. But these were
one-sided figures who distinguished themselves in but one or two
fields, such as religious thought or military leadership. The lives
and teachings of these great personalities of the world are shrouded
in the mist of time.

There is so much speculation about the time and place of their birth,
the mode and style of their life, the nature and detail of their
teachings and the degree and measure of their success or failure that
it is impossible for humanity to reconstruct accurately the lives and
teachings of these men.

Not so this man. Muhammad (pbuh) accomplished so much in such diverse
fields of human thought and behavior in the fullest blaze of human
history. Every detail of his private life and public utterances has
been accurately documented and faithfully preserved to our day. The
authenticity of the record so preserved are vouched for not only by
the faithful followers but even by his prejudiced critics.

Muhammad (pbuh) was a religious teacher, a social reformer, a moral
guide, an administrative colossus, a faithful friend, a wonderful
companion, a devoted husband, a loving father - all in one. No other
man in history ever excelled or equaled him in any of these different
aspects of life - but it was only for the selfless personality of
Muhammad (pbuh) to achieve such incredible perfections.

MAHATMA GANDHI, speaking on the character of Muhammad, (pbuh) says in
YOUNG INDIA:
"I wanted to know the best of one who holds today's undisputed sway
over the hearts of millions of mankind....I became more than
convinced that it was not the sword that won a place for Islam in
those days in the scheme of life. It was the rigid simplicity, the
utter self-effacement of the Prophet, the scrupulous regard for his
pledges, his intense devotion to this friends and followers, his
intrepidity, his fearlessness, his absolute trust in God and in his
own mission.

These and not the sword carried everything before them and surmounted
every obstacle. When I closed the 2nd volume (of the Prophet's
biography), I was sorry there was not more for me to read of the great life."

THOMAS CALYLE in his HEROES AND HERO WORSHIP, was simply amazed as to:
"how one man single-handedly, could weld warring tribes and wandering
Bedouins into a most powerful and civilized nation in less than two decades."

DIWAN CHAND SHARMA wrote:
"Muhammad was the soul of kindness, and his influence was felt and
never forgotten by those around him." (D.C. Sharma, THE PROPHETS OF
THE EAST, Calcutta, 1935, pp. 12)

EDWARD GIBBON and SIMON OCKLEY speaking on the profession of ISLAM write:
"'I BELIEVE IN ONE GOD, AND MAHOMET, AN APOSTLE OF GOD' is the simple
and invariable profession of Islam. The intellectual image of the
Deity has never been degraded by any visible idol; the honor of the
Prophet has never transgressed the measure of human virtues; and his
living precepts have restrained the gratitude of his disciples within
the bounds of reason and religion." (HISTORY OF THE SARACEN EMPIRES,
London, 1870, p. 54)

Muhammad (pbuh) was nothing more or less than a human being. But he
was a man with a noble mission, which was to unite humanity on the
worship of ONE and ONLY ONE GOD and to teach them the way to honest
and upright living based on the commands of God. He always described
himself as, 'A Servant and Messenger of God,' and so indeed every
action of his proclaimed to be.

Speaking on the aspect of equality before God in Islam, the famous
poetess of India, SAROJINI NAIDU says:
"It was the first religion that preached and practiced democracy;
for, in the mosque, when the call for prayer is sounded and
worshippers are gathered together, the democracy of Islam is embodied
five times a day when the peasant and king kneel side by side and
proclaim: 'God Alone is Great'... I have been struck over and over
again by this indivisible unity of Islam that makes man instinctively
a brother." (S. Naidu, IDEALS OF ISLAM, vide Speeches & Writings,
Madras, 1918, p. 169)

In the words of PROF. HURGRONJE:
"The league of nations founded by the prophet of Islam put the
principle of international unity and human brotherhood on such
universal foundations as to show candle to other nations." He
continues: "The fact is that no nation of the world can show a
parallel to what Islam has done towards the realization of the idea
of the League of Nations."

The world has not hesitated to raise to divinity, individuals whose
lives and missions have been lost in legend. Historically speaking,
none of these legends achieved even a fraction of what Muhammad
(pbuh) accomplished. And all his striving was for the sole purpose of
uniting mankind for the worship of One God on the codes of moral
excellence. Muhammad (pbuh) or his followers never at any time
claimed that he was a Son of God or the God-incarnate or a man with
divinity - but he always was and is even today considered as only a
Messenger chosen by God.

MICHAEL H. HART in his recently published book on ratings of men who
contributed towards the benefit and upliftment of mankind writes:
"My choice of Muhammad to lead the list of the world's most
influential persons may surprise some readers and may be questioned
by others, but he was the only man in history who was supremely
successful on both the religious and secular levels." (M.H. Hart, THE
100: A RANKING OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSONS IN HISTORY, New York,
1978, p. 33)

K. S. RAMAKRISHNA RAO, an Indian Professor of Philosophy in his
booklet, "Muhammad, The Prophet of Islam," calls him the "PERFECT
MODEL FOR HUMAN LIFE." Prof. Ramakrishna Rao explains his point by saying:
"The personality of Muhammad, it is most difficult to get into the
whole truth of it. Only a glimpse of it I can catch. What a dramatic
succession of picturesque scenes! There is Muhammad, the Prophet.
There is Muhammad, the Warrior; Muhammad, the Businessman; Muhammad,
the Statesman; Muhammad, the Orator; Muhammad, the Reformer;
Muhammad, the Refuge of Orphans; Muhammad, the Protector of Slaves;
Muhammad, the Emancipator of Women; Muhammad, the Judge; Muhammad,
the Saint. All in all these magnificent roles, in all these
departments of human activities, he is alike a hero."

Today after a lapse of fourteen centuries, the life and teachings of
MUHAMMAD (pbuh) have survived without the slightest loss, alteration
or interpolation. They offer the same undying hope for treating
mankind's many ills, which they did when he was alive. This is not a
claim of Muhammad's (pbuh) followers but also the inescapable
conclusion forced upon by a critical and unbiased history.

The least YOU could do as a thinking and concerned human being is to
stop for a moment and ask yourself: Could these statements sounding
so extraordinary and revolutionary be really true? And supposing they
really are true and you did not know this man MUHAMMAD (pbuh) or hear
about him, isn't it time you responded to this tremendous challenge
and put in some effort to know him?

It will cost you nothing but it may prove to be the beginning of a
completely new era in your life.

We invite you to make a discovery of this wonderful man, Muhammad
(pbuh), the like of whom never walked on the face of this earth.

Source :
<http://www.usislam.org/muhammad/knowmuhammad.htm>http://www.usislam.org/muhammad/knowmuhammad.htm

Amita Adani <amita77508@...> wrote:
Mohamed was a shameful rapist, a greedythief and a liar.
Given absolute freedom without fear of being harrases or killed by


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away game last saturday at the Hawk's nest, somewhere deep in the Adelaide Hill (Woodcroft, on the Onkaparinga Valley Rd). it was damn freezing!!!
results and current position in the table: (Hawks vs Foxes)
u-19: 2-3 (1st)
reserve: 2-1 (5th)
Senior: 0-1 (6th)

What a comeback, and a well-deserved 3 points gained by the 10-men arsenal. yeah.

Monday, March 24, 2008

busy week + easter hol

it was a busy week, dgn BBQ!

1) ISSUA BBQ
it went well, i ate a lot more than most members, but i believe i helped out a lot more than most members too. come on guys, give ur contribution to ur organisation. u've got a better surau, then show some appreciation. thanks to those guys who worked so hard to make it a success! lain kali jgn lupe bawak lighter ye. lol.

2) MASCA BBQ
makan2 kat torren river, melepak dr pkl 11+ sampai pkl 3+. x byk tolong sbb budak MASCA sgt2 rajin dan mempunyai t-shirt sendiri. so kl nk suro tolong kne r kasik t-shirt dlu. kes2.

3) post-BBQ BBQ
makan sosej2 n ayam yg x dimasak time ISSUA n MASCA. makan je r, free je pon.

4) makan2 sambil berbolaan
walaupon arsenal kalah n jatuh ke 3rd place, perut terase sungguh kenyang sekali dgn kudapan2. cis, kne start menang balik nih.... haih.

CUFC week 2: CUFC vs Enfield
played at the home ground, matt the main physio is back, so i am only required to be on the ground from 12-3pm, so less $$$$$... huhuhu. not many dramas happened, (one guy from Enfield broke his ribs, i think, and Simmy had a concussion, mcm Jere jugak.. haih) still winless n currently 3rd from the bottom of the table.

u-19: 5-1
reserve: 0-1
senior: 1-1

the interesting thing about the senior match was, both captains are brothers, so they had some kind of family reunion after the match.

next week: away game against Adelaide Hills, they r currently top of the table with 2 wins. i will need to configure who will give me a ride, since Barry has already resigned as a manager (mcm David Dein dowh~~).

menjawab soalan abg aku, 12/4 ade cup match kat Port Pirie(5-6 hrs from the city). xtau lg nk g ke x sbb clash dgn AGM UMNO.


sekian, untill next week.


ps: tiada gambar sbb malas nk amik gambar, n alfatihah kpd bapak Doi yg meninggal arituh.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

so the season started...



3 items to wear/ bring during match day

1. the club shirt: so that people know u r allowed to be within the change room area, n for the social event post-match (makan free)

2. the tag: required by the FFSA for people who r going to be on the bench and on the field.

3. the club staff card: for free entrance to the ground. u hav to pay $7 if u dont have this card.

after a very successful pre-season (xde kalah, draw dgn team dlm league yg lg atas), it was a shock dat the Foxes was defeated by the Cobras 0-1 at home. a very contrasting atmosphere in the changing rooms. we dominated the game and have more shots on goal, shud hav won dis game (mcm tgk game arsenal lak, good build-up, shots straight kat keeper). i hav to treat Gagsy who suffered 2 bloody cuts, on his nose bridge n his forehead.

more action as the season get going.


apam dan kek besdaynya
(maple-peach cake yg dibuat oleh chef kat paradise)

ps: sape yg xberkesempatan berNorth Tce utk mengusha Festival of Light, ade la sket2 gamba kat sini, SD card ROSAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKK!!

Monday, March 10, 2008

summer+PRU12 round-ups

summer: too many things happened to me but nothing got to do with other people

PRU12: here is my respond to this post.

1. the lesser of the two evil.
whats this? there's no such thing. it shud be the lesser between an evil and a potential evil. it is like giving ur daughter to a rapist, who had been raping her for years, yet still give the rapist another 4 yrs to rape ur daughter, fearing that other people might rape her. doesnt make sense.

2. pembaziran
yes, the multimillion projects have benefited our country in the tourism industries etc, but i believe that the "pembaziran" happened most of the time before the projects are completed. the cost shud be far more less than whatever amount spent.

3. Media
anybody who witnessed the responds and reactions towards the Rudd's success might expect a similar coverage by the Malaysian media, u wish!. Buletin Utama 9/3/08 was DULL, incompetent and impotent (regardless the ageing cute news readers which Tv3 is known to hav). come on, Malaysian politics is not all about PakLah, Najib and BN ppl. Sammyvelu lose the PRU12. to who? dunno! the opposition takes 5 states. 10 secs show nik aziz, 10 secs show DAP ppl angkat2 tgn in penang, 10 secs show new kedah MB. this big events r far more important than the clips showing azalina othman said, sharizat, muhyidin yasin, and other BN ppl showing their support to paklah's leadership earlier in the news. apebende r...

actually dis post saje nk dump pics2 yg diambik throughout the summer. hahahaha. make ur own kronologi.

tekateki: adekah ramai org idong berdarah time summer disebabkan cuace yg sgt panas, atau banyak awek2 seksi dimerate2 tempat?

ps: jika anda seorg Mat Capap, anda xperlu risau dengan masa depan anda. anda pasti akan dapat berkahwin dgn anak perdana menteri dan memenangi kerusi Rembau.(tukang tilik 2008)

Friday, February 29, 2008

new sem

few updates:

-got new housemates this sem, which 2 of them got married during the holiday.

-currently working 2 jobs on thursday n 1 on sunday (hydro assistant n football club physio assistant)

-uni starts next week, too bad it didnt come earlier for me (few of us r already on clinical placements... dammit!)

other than that, nothing much going on lately.

-selamat mengundi kepada org2 yg boleh mengundi, spt2 org2 ini: (check kat sini, tgk tahun lahir diorg yg mengagumkan, world oldest person is a malaysian, or shud i say world oldest voter?)

801018775059
800311086231
811028045577
830416610017
841207065917
851222740019
850513106435
851117106729
850802106378
850916086838
860320145365
861101105077
860208145701
860320145357
861217145011
860126145839
871205740015

and many more... SPR x buat kerje, makan gaji bute, makan rasuah. baik aku kje SPR camnih.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

sindrom cuti summer



no wonder byk photocopy machine rosak awal2 sem nih... byk sgt kenduri kawen kat mesia summer arituh.. haih

ps: tahniah kpd kakak

Sunday, February 03, 2008

scientology???

diinform oleh mr azamu, yg akan berlondonan memprotes utk suka2.. (tensen mansiti kalah smlm kot.. wahuahaahua)

apebende scientology? adekah budak2 biotek termasuk dlm golongan scientology?

dh bace sini, sini, sini dan sini... masih xpaham n masih xtau mau join protes or x.. tp mcm bes je kl g n usha2.

penduduk adelaide sile klik sini utk maklumat tempatan.

haih

Monday, January 28, 2008

20 Things That Will Happen In 2008

(dicilok from fanchants.com)

1 English football clubs continue to be a must-have fashion accessory for rich Americans as Paris Hilton takes control of Portsmouth. Harry Redknapp denies it will affect anything, telling Sky’s Geoff Shreeves to, ‘Talk the to the hand cos the face ain’t listenin’ girlfriend.’

2 For the test series against New Zealand, the England cricket team solve their wicket-keeping crisis by playing Scott Carson behind the stumps. On his debut, Scott takes some great catches but sadly his kicking lets him down.


3 West Ham’s injury jinx continues as Dean Ashton gets a nasty paper cup from the match programme, sidelining him for six weeks


4 English clubs go on red alert when US based Becks announces “I’m ready to up sticks”. Though it turns out he’s just talking about a planned night in with wife Victoria.

5 The mystery of why Arsenal matches never clash with a Grand Prix is finally solved when its’s revealed that Theo Walcott and Lewis Hamilton are indeed one and the same person.

6 At last an Englishman is discovered who regularly sticks the ball in the net at big tournaments. Unfortunately he turns out to be our Number 1 tennis player at Wimbledon.


7 Andre Shevchenko joins Derby on loan. Chelsea insist on a clause in Sheva’s contract that states that he must play against them in the clubs’ forthcoming clash.


8 More Easter misery for West Ham. Kieran Dyer cuts his gum on a sharp bit of Toblerone and could be out until next Christmas.


9 Sir Alex Ferguson unveils a new goal celebration – ditching the ‘pissed uncle skipping towards the dance floor at a wedding’ routine in favour of a dramatic ‘Mourinho knee-slide’


10 Reading win two in a row and medics are called to the Madjeski Stadium after Steve Coppell cracks his face in two attempting a smile.


11 Following Fulham’s relegation, Mohammed Al Fayed consoles himself by buying a new outfit – Leyton Orient.


12 Jens Lehmann shaves his head bald – thus ensuring less friction when he finally disappears up his own arse.

13 Sir Alex Ferguson launches his own skincare range called Laboratoire GrandMarnier.

14 WBO title holder Joe Calzaghe announces plans to fight for the WBA – making West Brom officially the hardest team in the Championship.

15 Just when you thought he couldn’t get any more unpopular, Steve McClaren becomes manager of Germany. And wins Euro 2008.

16 Cappello gets sacked and a new England manager is unveiled. With his swarthy good looks and indepth knowledge of the English game, it’s the people’s choice known as the special one - Jeff Stelling!

17 Wigan’s Titus Bramble starts taking to the field holding a big white circle around himself, saving Andy Gray and Alan Hansen the bother.

18 Arsene Wenger approaches every club in a desperate attempt to improve his squad. Unfortunately, he still can’t find anyone to take Phillipe Senderos off his hands.

19 In an attempt to spice up the FA Cup draw, the balls are replaced by numbered bikini clad babes who are plucked out of a foam filled pool at random. The idea is based on Saturday nights at Cristiano Ronaldo’s house.

20 Bolton finally string three passes together. No hang on, that’s just a bit too far-fetched.

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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

boring..

apek: itu potong zaka ada bagut ka ?
ali : manyak bagut..bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo..
apek:?!! err..saya kawan ada cakap,potong zaka aaahh.. manyak ploblem..
ali : apa probrem ?
apek:manyak buang lui..lagi aahh..dia punya performance tatak bagut..
manyak cinang semputloh..
ali : cehh.. apek, lu apa celita.. saya suda lama potong..
tada apa problem.. bini saya manyak puas woo..
apek:lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
ali : ya la.. bila lu potong aahh.. lagi sedap maen woo..
lu lagi lambat pancut..
apek:???!!! err..lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5 ??
ali : ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha.. saya punya 6 incila..
apek:??! *** nia ma.. lu jgn maen2 haa.. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
ali : cilaka apek ni..nah tengok ( bukak sluar tunjuk pale butoh..)
apek: chee sin punya olang..gua tanya baik2 lu tunjuk lu punya lancau..
ali : abis.. lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..
apek: saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lancau..
saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car.. potong zaka..
molo punya olang..
ali : aiya.. apek.. lain kali lu sebut betul2 la..kasi susa saja..
bukan potong zaka la.. proton saga.. cinabeng btulla..


gilababi dh boring n xdek kje..

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Monday, January 07, 2008

health minister n sex tape..

y im writing dis? bcoz boring cuti n xtau nk buat ape...
baca here n here... menarik gile..

but one thing we can learn about this case: malaysia currently lacks of politicians yg JUJUR..

y?

eventhough its hard to tell which johor politician is in the sex clip, it doesnt take long for the health minister to make a public statement that that person was him.

at the same time, the suruhanjaya diraja hardly make any progress on the investigation on other earlier clip. they might be waiting some more evidence from kazakhstan or from the black sea seabed. evidences are really hard to find nowadays. kesian sama polis.

"Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be President, but they don't want them to become politicians in the process" -one US president-

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

2008...


2300

mission 1: be at elder park b4 midnight

destinasi: elder park.
motif: tgk bunge api
pengangkutan collinswood-elder park: kaki masing2
ahli expedisi: aku, mong n pokcek
time start jalan: 2300
time sampai: 2345

apsal kat elder park?



sbb diorg letupkan jambatan.. so taun depan dak2 OV perlu carik laluan alternative r utk ke city.

komen: boring nk mampos...

mission 2: glenelg

destinasi: glenelg r..huh
motif: tgk org n menghirup udara laut
pengangkutan city-glenelg: trem
ahli expedisi: aku, mong n pokcek
time start jalan: 0115
time sampai: 0200

komen: lebih ramai org, lebih byk polis, lebih byk org gaduh n lebih byk sampah!

0300: naik bas glenelg-city
0345: naik bas city-collinswood


0400

sekian. 2007 well wasted.

* public transport adelah free selepas pkl 12 tgh mlm sehingge pkl 4pg. terimakasih adelaidemetro.


Saturday, December 29, 2007