current life = write-ups+kje

isnin lepas, aku igt main cup round away kat seaford, so aku dgn selambenye memintak manager yg baik hati pick up aku kat city. tetibe tgk2 home game.. cis..patut r manager pon mcm blurr2 je... buang karen aku bangun pagi2 bute naik bas g uni utk print write-ups yg dh dibuat utk hari selase berikutnye n utk tggu manager pick up aku kat north tce pkl 8.00am. dis saturday br la main kat seaford home ground... dammit.

results (theme: wasted opportunities) :

u-19
foxes 1-0 West Adelaide

Reserves
Foxes 6-0 Seaford

Seniors
Foxes 3-2 Seaford

gelabah balik awal igt nk wat kje kat uni, tp dh xlarat balik umah makan n naik bas g kje sp r mlm (public hol = double pay). so atas kekonfusan2 yg berlaku, aku telah menggunekan tiket merah 3x dlm sehari.

selasa mlm: lepak uni buat write-ups

rabu mlm: kje balik pkl 12.30am

Khamis mlm: lepak uni buat write-ups lg. dah siap so boleh tdo awal or berflirt2 kat YM a.k.a aktiviti masa lapang muda mudi.

so kalau ade org mati ke or ade org afrika nk kasik duit $10,000,000 kat aku ke carik la aku kat tpt kje or kat uni, or kat atas beskal kat mane2

n finally, congrats to ex-housemet aku yg sudah menjadik bapak, chetie kakak kpd shuemon telah berjaya memberanakkan husnun nasihah binti rozanizam zakaria siang td.



sekian, marilah kita tdo awal. wassalam.

ps to eddy: Komfem, Ambi manager kegilaan ko nk blah dah!

happy birthday, Queen!

Peace index: details here.

not really a fan of of royalty n stuff, but any holiday is good, esp when u r living in a place where holidays r scarce, unlike Malaysia. so the theme of the long weekend is: Kahwin.

1. Papa kawen dgn aweknya
2. Kucai a.k.a ex-pres UMNO kawen ngn aweknye jugak kat Adelaide city mosque lps maghrib td
3. Durrah kawen
4. Sakinah pon kawen
5. En Mumu kasik kad kawen die bln 8 kang, kawen ngn ex-klasmet nisam, klas seblah klas aku time IB dlu.
6. tokey SB kawen lg 1 (berangan la woi!)

n dis week xdek kje bola, cup round on Monday, xsure kne kje ke x.

The coat is inside out,
There is no sun above
Nothing is going good
Since I think of Ghita.
But Ghita's not in town
I asked why he's not around
It seems to me he's gone
He's gone abroad

Hard, I think it's very hard
Want, I don't know what I want
I know that you like me too
Ghita, what is up with you?
Young, come on in or go
Young, tell me yes or no
Ghita, please don´t anger me
Tell me how your life will be


Ghita,
Tonight I'm waiting at the wicket
Me at the station I bought a ticket
Come to,
But don't come as you did before
As usually with empty hands...
Who else
Will and sing for you as I do
Entire evening just getting there
Ghita,
Show me a girl who's found of you
That loves you more as much as I do...

Ghita, te-astept diseara la portita
Langa portita de la scoala
Vino da numa nu vini cum vii tu
De obicei cu mana goala
Cine te mai asteapta ca si mine
O seara intreaga numai pe tine.
Ghita, arata-mi tu o fata care
Sa te iubeasca asa de tare!

(the last para translated from google)
Ghita, I expect tonight to port
The docks at school
Vino da vini not only how you live
Usually with empty hands
Who do you expect me
A whole evening just for you.
Ghita, show me a girl who
I love her so much!

well.. any holiday is good right now. boleh cover tdo

ps: kisah sedih kicap... newspaper mmg ske cite2 camnih.

Goodbye Eddy, Shida n Cica

My earliest memory of Eddy tracked back to mid yr 2006, when i was informed by Aie dat someguy called 'Eddy' is coming and will be squatting at our house. 'Eddy', what kind of malay name is dat? straight away in my head i was contemplating he must b a cheeky, mummyboy kind of person. so he came in july06, and the 1st thing i ever remembered asking him doing was this. then he got married to his gf, and moved out of the house last yr.

best & fairest


"anak aku mmg suke makan..."

last few days i've been commuting to Eddy's house on a regular basis, helping him out on moving his furnitures n boxes, n i am quite fortunate to be able to met him last night, b4 he left this morning, cosidering i got a punctured tyre, fixed dat n cycled 18+kms (i also rejected 2-3 working shifts in 5 days to suit his busy schedule). i really dont mind doing all these, i just cant say enough thanks to him, who helped me a lot in all sorts of stuffs within the 3 short years. he might not be the most religious n organised person i've ever met, but really I admired his way of dealing with things, therefore the best n fairest award shud go to him. naaa.. i'll keep the award but he truly deserve my respect n admiration. thanks a lot!

i'll be missing u sweet ppl (bapa misali)

----------------------end of gay stuff----------------------------

1. End of Paed Rehab placement

no rest, started adult rehab at the hampstead rehab last monday uhh..

oh those happy hippo times

2. Missa Cup

group stage xlepas. organiser pon mcm kelam kabut je. overall ok la dpt best&fairest.

winning team ... hahaha


tgk kaki la brader...

3. Croydon Vs Foxes.

not a good week last saturday. i got lost and went to the wrong place (damn u googlemap), 1 guy from the U-19 got smacked in the back n stuffed his kidney (grade IV), still in hospital until today, thank god they did not have to remove the kidney (grade V), n the seniors lost despite playing against 9 men, and was leading twice. so these r the results:

Croydon Vs Foxes
U-19: 1-3
Reserves: 3-0
Seniors: 3-2

ps: not so bz yet a bit crazy lately. more pics here.

[exclusive midweek] bye2 WCH!

2006 MISSA Cup

group stage

2007 MISSA cup

3rd place

2007 MASCA get together futsal

Haru Biru 1st place

2008: no futsal tournament

now, presenting 2009 squad. yeay.



name of the team: Snuggie
Team Moto: Cold Hands, Hot Bods
special tactic: Running Substitutions

el capitano: Mr Huhu Dudu
position: Free role
pencapaian: mendapat B dlm subjek english UPSR
special ability: memperkasakan team dgn kata2 hasutan dan cacian dlm pelbagai bahasa. berpengalaman luas dlm merawat kecederaan bolasepak ($20 per hour)

team memberS yg lain:

1) Apam El Gordito:
position:Attacking defender
pencapaian: bersahabat karib dengan Satim Diman dan bini Bambang Pamungkas.
special ability: Mampu menambat hati lawan dgn keadorablean beliau

2) Eddy Whopper el Gurero
position: Attacking Defender
pencapaian: runner-up MISSA cup 2008, Gold star member of HJ, mempunyai isteri dan baby Cica.
special ability: kepantasan membuat beger mampu memukau chix oz spt Amber, Carly dan juga Shana.

3) Nazi McLovin
position: goalkeeper
pencapaian: terlibat dlm aktiviti 80,000 trees kat Kangaroo Island 2008
special ability: kehebatan membuat pizza mushroom & hawaiian chicken yg tiada tandingan. mempunyai ibu yg pandai memasak.

4) Faiz 'Superman' Hensem:
position: attacking Midfield
pencapaian: menulis huruf S di dada sendiri
special ability: mampu menyanyikan kesemua lagu2 Faizal Tahir

5) Azri 'Samba' da Silva
position: Attacking midfield
pencapaian: mempunyai awek. pengalaman bersama skuad Brazil dan mewakili futsal UNISA
special ability: samba menyamba dan mampu bermain gitar

6) Haikal Sanderos
position: Defender
pencapaian: menukar kos di akhir tahun
special ability: kegilaan amoi2 serata dunia. Juga mampu bershuffle sambil menggelecek pihak lawan.

7) Syamil a.k.a Tiger Wood
position: Lonely striker
pencapaian: Juara MASCA golf tournament 2008.
special ability: mampu menyediakan perkhidmatan blood doping utk ahli2 yg lain.

thanks a lot Jane!

final week paeds..

1. lg 1 mggu lagi la bz dgn write-ups n shit. had my prac test dis morning n fucked dat up, juz bcoz i didnt read the q properly, i ended up like a dumb ass during the feedback session. n WTF with talking urself out of trouble. fuck dat.

nearly 20yrs after kindies, things havnt change much

2. last friday was a noob bus-hopping day. i punched a black ticket at 2pm, then a red ticket at 3pm (supernoob).wtf. then i went to uni planning to play football around 4.30pm, just to find out that i left my keys at home, so i had to return home to get the keys n missed the football-ing session. fuck.

288-m44-t501-m44-t501

3. then at 5.45pm i checked my unimail inbox, received an email from Channel Ten, informing me to collect the free tixs to the next day's comeout09 b4 6pm. rushed there, got the tixs but gave em away bcoz i worked the whole day on saturday. stayed at uni the whole nite finishing writeup craps.

tixs changed hands

4. dis week's match was at the Santos Stadium against the Comets. i was the sole trainer dat day n fortunate enuff not having to attend any major injury. so the results r:

Comets Vs Foxes
U-19: 0-5
Reserves: 0-2
Seniors: 0-2


5. tolong Eddy kemas2 rumah pagi2 ahad, die dh nk balik on 3/6/09. so makan byk tghari kt umah die. balik umah tgk2 'kotak acai berry pills' aku dh xdek. that was sorted later n then g kje. balik kje g umah die lg skali utk dinner plak, n utk bermain2 dgn cicah yg kiut miut tuh.

sekian, i cant wait for the paeds rehab placement to end. then 4 weeks of adult rehab plak. aaaaa!

ps: this is another one stuffed writer. ngaku? WTF!!

bzbzbzbzbzbz

jumaat
aku tdo kt uni sbb bajet nk wat kje mlm tuh, kre ok r siap part aku utk presentation hari rabu n siap satu treatment plan utk patient hari isnin aku. mlm tuh mkn2 kedai mangkokayon secara free dan secara pukal. xamik gamba sbb mls.

sabtu
kje bola cam bese. b4 dat g CM bli anggur sekilo lebey n makan sp abes sorg2 pg tuh sbb aku g umah mejat nk kasik diorg, diorg xdek. sape suro xdek.. wahahahahaha! so the results r:

Foxes vs Pirates
U19: 2-0
Reserves: 1-0
Seniors: 0-0

lepas abes sesi makan fries free, berbasikal r aku plak ke bende bwh nih. fundraising dpt AUD17000+ mlm tuh, n perut-raising pon buleh tahan jugak.

a.k.a sesi makan free bersame pak arab+bosnia+turkistan+sudan etc.

lepas tuh mlm lepak vlg tgk ManU vs Arsenal. tdo sane tros sbb mls nk blk.

Ahad
balik umah pkl 9.00pg sbb kje pkl 11-4pm. tp sbb Eddy mengada2 berpura2 sakit n manager carik org ganti aku dgn selambe kate ok, so kje pkl 11-8.30pm. jage backboard lak tuh siang tuh. cis xbes xleh nk cilok2 makan fries, beger mahupon nuggets sbb jauh. blk umah rehat sambil tgk tv, pastuh draft satu lg treatment plan utk patient hari selasa.

tiket free xleh g

sempat tgk part2 undian last2

Isnin
abes lepak WCH pkl 1pm, n skang ade 4 treatment plans nk kne buat (patient hari rabu, hari khamis n 2 org hari jumaat) n nk kne touch-up2 presentation slide aku.

nih ade gamba kenduri kawen yg lebey kurg proper kenduri kawen melayu kat adelaide. proper ke x asal ade makan free je xdek hal la. klik sini.

sekian, sape bising2 suro aku apdet aku luku kepale lutut korg 18x.

ps: umah aku dh short 1 housemate. sape2 yg ensem buleh r apply k.

nnt ade mase aku update la

ok?

bz bz

Feliz el diá de la Madre

1. xkje bola minggu nih sbb cup match dipostponed kan sbb clash ngn fixture state league. tp tau2 je HJ letak name aku dlm timetable kje 12am-9pm. so no BMH or usrah etc.

2. skang nih bz gle, 3 hari kat WCH, 1 hari kt swallowcliffe primary skool n 1 hari ag kat seaton preskool. n dok bz pk eksesais utk budak2. hmm.. hmm.. aaaa

3. Arsenal crashed out of UCL, tgk 1st half je, dh tau mmg xdek can dah, lgpon bz pk psl bende2 berkaitan kanak2 nih... poor gibbs for slipping n poor Nick Bendtner for having his pants slipped off. n thank you micheal ballack for bringing the respect campaign to another level.

4. received a parcel 2 days ago, interesting enuff the online shopping website recycled boxes for packaging. so anybody needs some bodyfat controller can contact me, since i've got 120pcs of them. lol

5. having prob coping with the cold weather? buy this bloody thing. ppl used to wear this during the ice age, and survive the frozen earth!



6. quotes of the week:

"... dulu xde duit naik bas ... isk2 huhuhu..."

tomok, juara OIAM3 menggunakan tektik nangis yg besenye digunekan oleh awek2 gedik utk meraih undi.

"Pada Rita kalau anak sulungnya itu lelaki, tentu saja anaknya nanti akan dapat menjaga kebajikan adik-beradiknya yang lain."

Rita Rudaini, utusan 10/05/09

selamat tinggal beg plastik

1.

3 may 09, the last supermarket plastic bag i'll ever receive here

mulai 4 may 2009, govt SA dh ban penggunaan beg plastik a.k.a supik kat kedai2. so akang nih kne bawak beg sendrik or diorg kasik beg kertas or beg garfield kelantan or ape2 beg yg diorg nk kasik r, tp xsure kne bayar ke x. it's unfortunate that we have to think of some other ways to stuff dolphins' throats.

2. esok start peads rotation kat WCH. hopefully everything will go on well. cuak plak nk kasik nasihat kat mak2 budak kang.

3.

hari sabtu arituh pagi2 kne kuar amik Eddy n family kat epot. diorg br balik berjoli2 kat Bondi Beach. from epot ktorg g melepak kedai kopi pakcik Villi. pastuh lepak Uni utk amik beskal n g kje. match arituh lawan Adelaide White City FC (Serbian background) kat Woodville West, area2 West Lake sane tuh. so berkayuhan la aku UniSA CE-Frank Mitchell Park-Paradise yg total distance nye lebey sket drpd 30km. it was a top of the table clash. so resultnya adelah spt berikut:

White City vs Cumberland

U19: 1-0
reserves: 3-3
Seniors: 0-0

Krofne, kuih org2 serbia

sekian laporan mingguan. C'mon U Gunners!!

ManUre 1-0 Arsengal

dear mr wenger,

1st of all i think it's not too late to congratulate u for helping arsenal into the semi-final of the UCL, and it's not too early to congratulate u, again, for securing a UCL place for next season. having seen u managing young talents for few years, never in my mind i had any doubt of ur capability of achieving as those.

so it was the semi at old trafford last night, the build-up was massive, but WTF with Diaby in the starting line-up? he has no right to play champs league, nor he's adequate to be included in the 1st team. Fellow supporters n i do understand that the team is hardly hit by injuries to key players, but there r still few players more qualified to play in the UCL, nevermind UCL's semi-final.

the other thing is, why the fuck did u put the slowest player in the team as a support striker when u r adapting a lone striker formation? everybody knows that fabregas is a very talented midfielder, but he's fucking slow, so it's no good for any kind of counter attack, there is no such term as 'slow counter attack', and his left foot was good for nothing last night. his shooting is as weak as 100 y.o nanny infected with Swine flu. being a smart arse, u put samir nasri in deeper position in exchange. despite all the shadow of greatness shown by Fab in past few years, he's never a great player to put behind adebayor, please put him back to where he belongs to, otherwise i'll not be supprised to witness a pathetic performance by el Capitano such as last night. even eduardo with broken leg can do better job than him.

i tried hard enuff to comprehend the tactical changes u made this freaking morning, i came to a conclusion that u tried to field an ultra-defensive team, so u put quicker n tireless players, namely Nasri n Song surely not Diaby, in deeper position to help with defensive tasks, n u expect fab to supply Ade with an assist so that Ade can finish like he did at the El Madrigal, u really expected that dont u? still i think that playing Diaby is the shittiest decision u ever made in the club's UCL's history. he can shoot but he'll get spasm once the goal-post is on sight. in the end, we were lucky to concede just one goal, mostly thanks to almunia, which i believe u did expect such outstanding 80-pointblank-save performance from the Spaniard.

anyway, despite that i was heavily affected by the outcome, and i nearly fell asleep during my classes this afternoon, my sleep was not sacrificed in vain, i was entertained by CRonal-wanker-do when he started to cry as he was denied a freekick, and the referee seemed to allow any kind of foul on him, which u would expect from refereees around the world upon encountering with such antics-diver-whiner player. n the whole world witnessedthe coming of age ok Kieren Gibbs, not that he cum'ed near the sideline or during the halftime, but he beat that wanker-no7-guy by a stunning nutmeg, which him left tangled on the ground eating some old trafford's green pubic hair.




lastly, i am relieved that u did mentioned in the post-match press confrence that u will field a 'different team' for the 2nd leg, u know that we won 2-1 earlier this yr against the red devil was not because it was a home game, it was because we have a creative, quick, can-shoot-with-both-leg player upfront. n please, never start Diaby again, use Eboue instead, at least eboue rarely lost the ball and he worked his balls really hard.

You're still the man!

ps: nk bace psl Swine Flu g google ke call hotline kementerian kesihatan ke, xdek pasal aku nk tulis info2 bermanafaat camtuh kat sini.

babi punya selesema...!!

Racheal Finch, Miss Australia 2009,
bese je aku tgk... budak2 physio pon mcm ade rmai lg cun je...

1. dah 3 hari ujan nih.. bosan r lak xleh naik beskal.. bosan r tunggu bas n tdo2 dlm bas.. gle xdek life.

2. internet kne shape smlm, so skang nih satu rumah survive on 64kbps 1200-0200 sampai 0000 9/5/09... so mls nk uplod2 gamba etc

3. sabtu lepas, 1st lost to the foxes, to the visiting, bottom club, salisbury. losing few key players due to injury and suspension seemed to hit the club hard, dropped to 2nd place in the table.

the results: ( Foxes vs Salisbury)

U-19: abandoned (ujan maa..)
reserves: 2-1
Seniors: 0-2

4. uni dah start, mix emotion abt dat but life goes on.

sekian, wassalam.

owh.. patut la mng...

[isi sendiri]

1. let's start with football results. last saturday it was against SASI. against the talented teenagers, the senior game was marred by bad refereeing, which saw 2 cumberland players red carded n few more yellow carded. but in the end it was the foxes who had the last laugh. results:

SASI vs Foxes:
u-19: BYE (even SASI's average for snrs team is 16yo)
reserves: 2-2
Seniors: 1-2

n the results for the Cup rnd last monday:
Foxes vs The Cove
u19: 9-0
reserves: 10-0
seniors: 5-2

ps: WTF arsenal is out of FA cup. disappointing result reflecting bigtime disappointing display.

2. Menghangatkan rumah budak2 pompuan a.k.a housewarming umah dak pompuan kat2 epot, n highlight of the day was dimakan oleh aini depan2 diorg. xpe, bak kata pepatah; ade ubi ada batas, lepas korek buleh buat tapai ubi. i know i'm well inspired by "The Wedding Crasher" but i won't b attending girls' stuff if not invited k. kalau laki mmg aku balun je.

esok housewarming umah ovingham plak. caya la korg. korg mmg cun!

3. Food Safety Course with the HJ today. 9-4pm having fun at it's distribution centre, had lunch with Daddy Eddy at the Vili's. the best thing is we're paid for those 7 hrs. Not bad for a monday.

4. The shower is under renovation, so it's kinda fullfilling to have baths in the backyard kampung/asrama-bile-xdek-air style. it's refreshing, it's liberating, and it's not too bad for an autumn outdoor activity, the weather is nice and windy, u know what i mean.

5. other stuffs

Japanese Malaya Invasion notes i bought from ebay, i assume they r fakes (can't really tell), but since i did not spend a lot on them so no big deal. more pics ere.

FYI being fucked in prison will never b a pleasant experience, n u can see it here.
(EXTREME GRAPHIC IMAGES, basically a rapist's ass being torn apart by other inmates)
less graphic image here, part of my age old pain pleasure habit as if anybody cares.

Love dat french part!

last but not least, i love Hi-5. ok dat's it go do other stuffs n get a life!

[exclusive] cumpleaños feliz, syafiq!

gambar version mangga; dlm air utk sorok perut

hepi besday yg ke 19 (16/04). study elok2.. ade rezeki kang kite lepak2 kat Perth ngn Muiz skali. selamat mengusha n melayan awek2.. jgn lebey2 sudah. contohilah makcik nih, p r audition AF ke Mesian Idol ke bedal je r. dah kaye kang kite kautim.

"You can have children who are talented very early in their lives but you don’t know how they will respond with difficulties..." (Arséne Wenger 2009)

Arsenal 3-0 Villareal
(pasang lagu 7 nafas lagi M.Nasir, mmg masuk r step die.. haha)

ps: nih baru puji, blom nk wat baju, tukar toilet seat, tukar kusi, etc

i need some free easter eggs plz...

1. ini bukan surat kabar.
aku bukan org yg ske updet tiap2 kali ade isu, so kl bende yg aku tulis nih psl bende yg jadik minggu lepas tuh paham2 je r xyah komplen2.. aku lepuk gk kang.

2. SFA & CPR revision

ari selase lepas aku g mengulangkaji sijil Senior First Aid & CPR. tetibe time lunch break tuh tgn aku kne air panas plak. so sbb yg menybabkan air panas tuh tumpah kne tgn aku tuh tutor yg dok ajar course tuh, terpakse r mengikut protokol burn treatment. the good side is aku dpt satu roll bandage free. wahuahuahwua. spttnye aku curik byk2 bandage mase palcement kat hospital arituh. sng sket pasnih xyah mintak blk bandage yg org pinjam. oi Eddy, kasik balik bandage aku!

3. Kabinet baru
ramai yg xknal. ramai gk yg tukar post. Daddy M join balik persatuan, anak daddy M dapat post dlm persatuan. daddy A turun pangkat dlm persatuan, menantu daddy A xdpt post. tuh r lain kali kne selalu angguk dan cium buntut sambil menghirup kentut. baru la buleh berjaya. tahniah kpd anak Daddy AR sbb dh bebaskan tahanan ISA dan menjatuhkan hukuman mati kpd pengebom rakyat Monggolia. br la aku tau Azilah tuh laki, ade lak name laki camtuh. haih.

ps: xsabar aku nk tggu paklah wat blog n ckp "saya telah tersilap memilih najib sbg PM" plak.

4. Kempen kesihatan

kalau nk wat kempen pon pilih la catch phrase yg motivate org nk wat, nih terang2 "10,000 langkah sehari" mmg gagal r. tgk nombor 10,000 tuh pon dh seram, lagi lak nk wat. pilih r slogan mcm "30 mins a day" ke, "5 & 2" ke, pandai2 r. sape la yg bodo sgt approve program nih. haih. mmg bodoh tahap kuasa 8. Nih r akibat salah pilih Menteri Kesihatan nih. n sape2 yg berminat tips2 menguruskan badan dan menjage ketiak silelah mengusha blog ini, mcm2 bende pelik2. tips dr aku lak, makan la ape pon asal cukup ekesesais. kl rajin wat r 10,000 langkah sehari tuh lol

5. Bola

goal of the season?

aku tau budak2 bola sungguh kecewa dgn ketidak joinan aku ngn diorg g main Melben Cup taun nih. sbb aku injured, n sbb aku kje. tp dgr2 sayur je team kat melben tuh. harap je ramai org tp xberkualiti.. hahahah.. gelakkan mereka. wahuwahwuahuwah! n dgr cite Im mengekalkan status badboy lagi kali nih.

owh nih ex-bos aku br sms, diorg br mng final, penalti 4-1 ngn Carlton Blues. hahaha. Congrats2. So Melbourne Cup taun nih dpt kat Adelaide. wahahahahah!

sabtu arituh kje cam bese, n mng lagi. top of the league lagi. results:
Foxes vs Olympics

u-19: 2-0
reserves: 2-2
Seniors: 2-0

assistant coach n his 2 balls

nih spttnye kne kje isnin utk cup round, tp mls r sbb ptg tuh aku kje kat HJ. so baik lepak2 je.

6. benda2 rawak a.k.a bende2 yg aku nk dump drpd bookmark/laptop aku

Utusan 'Bumper' Version

taylor swift tuh cute gile dlm vid clip "love story", lagu yg catchy tp lyric die mcm xleh pkai je, esp part ending, tros2 dh nk kawen. xlogik2.

beruk pon reti kasik nafkah, well, nothing is free skang nih.

ps: kpd makhluk2 yg bace blog nih, tahniah sbb anda tergolong dari golongan yg boring mcm aku gk

está muy aburrido... (M)

1. Najib (n bik mama) in da house

i've been looking around for quite sometimes, searching for who is Najib without political career. Dr M was a medical doctor, Paklah at least was a goverment servant, butNajib... straight into politic post-uni degree, at times when he still can't speak malay properly (so he's no diff to Syarifah Amani i-sound-stupid-if-i-speak-in-malay when he was younger, so i can see a female PM is on her way to Putrajaya)

so like other new PMs, 1st day in the office will be in the centre spotlight, so it was for the new PM. the F1 race was cut short due to rain. nevermind human intervention, even mothernature did not bless his 1st task. (ketentuan ilahi ur ass! there r things called money, C4, etc). anyway, goodluck to u and please do ur best for our beloved country (not do things best to ur interest).

new PM, fair complexion, specky, white hair

big Momma with big money to help hubby's political career
vs Hubby's-political-money-stuffed bik mama

ps: so Sri Perdana will need some more renovation again, at least make the single doors double.

2. Earth Hour

Another big gimmick by so called earh-concerned western country. yeah rite, 1 hr of staying in darkness did make the earth less polluted, surely the day after the arctic ice miraculously mounting like never seen before, the polarbear population increased by 56.77%, the concentration of Oxygen within the atmosphere increased to 70%, more tropical forests found in Brazil (n Sarawak). Bollocks!! the only number to boom is number of babies born 9 months from that night, we human must b so much envied, hated by the polarbears and orang utans by then.

what about the conservative switch-off-the-lights-when-not-in-use, close-the-tap-properly, recycle-newspapers-and-cans, and some other simple things taught in kindergardens? i remembered clearly how embarrased i felt during a discussion abt recycling in primary skool, when some of my clasmates said something about using "air basuhan beras to water the plant", which my mom never did (what, she didnt do that? no way, u must be kidding me, every moms in the world who washes beras do that, ur mom stinks, big time! lol)

but as we grow older, these things r not as important, I-have-money, I-can-pay,so-why-care attitude engulfed us, and those simple things dont make sense for us to do anymore. "well, they're just good times spent in kindies/skools, things have changed now". screw u, screw us, screw earth hour!

ps: what about no-fart day, or motionless day to reduce carbon and methane emission.

3. West Lakes

avoiding the hilly Grand Junction Rd

last saturday, 1st away game against the Cobras, played at the Western Strikers' ground near West Lakes. 18.8kms one way, it took me less that 50mins cycling there, which has been about my weekly saturday range. i also got to spent some times solat asar at Al-Khalil Mosque. these were the results:

Cobras vs Foxes
u-19s: 0-3
reserves: 1-0
Seniors: 0-1

so another week top of the league and it's looking good.

ps: xdapek aku g housewarming umah munir.. huhu

4. Senior First Aid & CPR cert revision

1 day course on Tue 07/04/09, i've been a holder for more than 4 yrs now, but never got a chance to practice those fancy techniques, other than the RICER, (not even dialing 000, huh), but not looking fwd to it tho.

5. when men bitching..

I just hate males who sound like bitches. u know it's too bad when u would rather hear their moans wanking to a mating whales. male bitchers, get some penisoplasty and a boob job for fuck sake.



n WTF with these fuckfaces? r they got jelous that some other ppl can recite quranic verses n they dont?

6. cool weather

bad for brain, good for testicles. so it's good. stop whining.

erk.. [bosan cam ci........pan]

gambar hiasan

1. berita terkini hari nih: (jarang gle ade segmen terkini pagi2 buta)
mmg berita kekalahan Argentina penting dan urgent utk org2 kat mesia

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2. For those who dont know, Kelantan is not a state within Malaysia. owh, no wonder they speak weird foreign language and their chix r hotter! n u might need to have an international passport to go there. so it seems dat Oz is not the 1st foreign country i travelled pursuing my study, i knew it. lol

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3. Religulous review
a docudrama ridiculing religions around the world, cant comment much on points he made against other religions due to lack of knowledge etc, but from a muslim perspective, i think this film is a failure. This 'Bill' guy is kinda snooty, always refused to listen to explainations, and he did not get the best person to explain things which he doesnt agree of. forget the high IMDB rating, it is a lame thing to watch.

my conclusion: Kill Bill!

4. berpelukan x melanggar tuntutan agama?

menurut Ummu Vanida Imran dalam kitab fi zilalil utusan,

"SEBAGAI pelakon, Vanidah Imran sentiasa bersedia melakonkan pelbagai watak sama ada menerusi teater, drama atau pun filem.

Menurut ibu kepada dua anak ini, setiap watak akan cuba dilakonkannya asalkan ia tidak melampaui batas agama dan budaya Timur.

Antaranya kata Vanidah ialah, adegan peluk yang akan dipersembahkannya menerusi teater berjudul Mahsuri pada 24 April ini."

"Dalam teater Lantai T. Pinkie yang saya lakonkan pada tahun 2000, pelakon Che Kem pernah menepuk bontot saya dalam satu adegan."

ya, mmg kat kampung2 penduduk2 ske berpelukan dan saling menepuk bontot. so ape ag, next time lepas open house missa ke usrah ke leh r aku peluk awek mane2 sambil menepuk bontot mereka.

jage2 jgn tepuk bontot sampai mati pulak. mcm budak nih.. isk2 kesian.

5. tiket free

membuang mase 2 jam attending string quartet yang sungguh bes (utk org2 yg nk tdo n utk org2 yg ske dress up)

ps: kenape aku skang nih makan byk tapi still lapar gk? bosan? stress?bele hantu?

ahad=rest

sabtu:
1030: cycling 10.2km Paradise-City
1100: bbq masca
1140: cycling 7.2km City-Clarence Garden (pit-stop Wilcox st)
1200: kje

results:
u-19: 2-3
reserves: 4-1
Seniors: 4-1

1500: cycling 15.5km Clarence Garden-Paradise
1600: R&R
1630: cycling 2.1km Paradise - Gilles Plains
1700: kje
0030: cycling 2.1km Gilles Plains - Paradise

ahad:
bola pagi2 (Scotland vs Netherland, Spain vs Turkey, Mexico vs Costa Rica), keliwon ep7 (Hantu Kopek) ade Don jadik watak sampingan hahahaha!

"we want 15th floor!!"

ruffballerz yg diuplod juge akhirnye

lol

lepaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!! n living my deram!! lol

ps: New PM = Religulous = Shitloads of Stinky Poo

Farrouge 200X-2009

Thu 25/03/09, Adelaide witnessed another loss as Mr Farrouge, a renowned MCGayGay activist boarded his flight away to KL for good. According to his spokeperson, it all started as he was so frustrated of the brokedown of his longterm relatioship with his Alpha, just wanna b known as Jayjay in mid feb last yr.

Farouk n Jayjay in Malibu 06

the neverending feud saw Farouk's efforts to claim back his beloved Port Power merchandises from Jayjay's grip. He met local officials n celebrities n tried to bribe them with maggimee in order to speed up the legal process.

with SA Premier, Mike Rann

"gimme back me Choco action figure, bitch!!"

he also tried to establish un-gay relationship to clear his name, like by dating local celebrities, bribed celebs.

with Nicky Barnett, channel 10 Sports correspondent

He was a complete loser and had a very miserable life back then, until he met Syafiq Mat, n join the Usrah led by Syafiq Mat himself. that was the 1st time i met him (i cant really think of how the heck i got to know this guy, tru sarah? tru mongger? tru aie? let's not do too much thinking ere)

The peak of our frenship was summer 07, oh those hot n sweaty nights at ur place. basicly i was left with no choice other than to befriend with him since most of the MAdelaidean went back home for holiday. I called his place home on most day for nearly 3 months. well, who can resist free food n free internet rite? (i did offer to buy grocery n stuffs but he, being such a generous person, refused to accept my good and ikhlas intention)

enuff said, Farrouge is now a totally changed man, did i say totally? nope, he's still gay.

have a nice Malaysian delight (eg: cendol KK, satay kajang, Firdaus Asyraf) back there n u'll forget us in no time, n we'll see u arnd in M'sia soon!! (n congrats to Im, skang ko buleh berjoli dgn kete ijau sesuka hati)

ps: sori r, aku plan nk g epot (tgk siap pkai past-tense ag), namun apekan daye boss call suro kje td. duit ngn member mane lg penting? mesti r duit... hahaha

bosan

bosan gle dok umah.. b4 dis 7.30pg dh kuar umah, balik at least pkl 5ptg. mati kutu xtau nk wat pe.
nk tdo cam bosan, nk tgk muvi pon bosan, nk tgk bola mlm2 br ade, nk flirt2 cam munir cam dh bosan r lak, nk beribadat byk setan r lak, nk study.. mmg x r kot.

my brain is deteriorating, no wonder i feel quite light-headed lately.

ape r yg aku leh wat skang nih.. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!



ps: don't b a fuck'd-up

"bukan sng nk jadik org..."

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fuck me!

ahad=study

esok kne study, isnin pg ade kuiz, isnin mlm kje, slase ptg ade test plak.
td pg kje bola, season br stat, xtau* result senior team sbb kne blah utk kje lagi satu.
nih bwh nih klip artis2 mesia nyer show kat Rosepark arituh





sekian updet malas.
wasalam

* update: results Foxes Vs Comets
U-19: 2-0
Reserves: 2-2
Seniors: 1-1

ahad=rilek2

hari ahad hari berlepak2. esok cuti maulidurrasul tp kje. selase g hosp cam bese. congrats kpd member2 yg mng frenli 7-0 smlm (tokey SB yg tua kerepot tuh pon score sebijik cis!), n slmt berfutsal esok. aku akan terus berusaha membaik pulih ankle sendiri...huhuhu...

*oh fuck, where is my camera? aaaaa!!

ps: id Gtalk aku: ihsan.huhu

update: kemere dh jumpe kat bwh sejadah kat umah faris. fuh~~

RAH fever

hoho bes... bes gile... lg bes dr dok uni dgr lecture. n bantai kopi free.



we're the physioterrorists, we eat people for breakfast!

sekian

update kecik:
Adelaide Utd kalah 1-0 ngn Melbourne Victory game Grand Final A-League. buduh.
Arsenal's 4th concecutive 0-0 result smlm. buduh gk huhu.

ps: gambo org parkinson amik gamba the 2 hottest oz chixs ade kat sini.

study oi

isnin nih start rotation kat RAH. nk kne study sket mlm kang so dat esok xblurr. dh 2 ari lepak2 dan mencari nafkah, dan mengusha miranda kerr n jenifer hawkins.

xdek gamba skang nih, kemere still ade kat en bear, nk tgk gamba2 the 2 oz hottest chixs nnt aku uplod, n photoshop muke faris n bear jadik muke aku. ciss

n arsenal seri lagi.. haih

sekian.

xdek tajuk yg menarik

1. besenye org baru kawen akan bli barang2 baby, nih terbalik lak, akak aku baru kawen skang jadik tokey barang2 baby lak. so sape2 ahli kuarge ke yg nk beranak baik r beranak skang, at least bekalan barang2 baby dh ade. silelah usha blog barang2 baby tuh kat sini.

2. minggu dpn aku start rotation kat RAH. so sape2 yg nak jumpe aku isap r rokok 800 batang sehari ataupon minumlah minyak dan kolestrol bergelen2 sehari sbb aku rotation kat area acute care sahaje, n kat kitchen hospital. cuak gle skang nih pre-clin lecture ari2 9-4 or 9-5. tp cam bes gk sbb aku mmg suke belaja dgn bersungguh2

3. aku ade kelas ari jumaat, n lepas klas g kje. tp ade bende nih.. aaa.. aaa.. huhuhu..

4. aku dah start kje baru. cambes gk. kje bola taun lps tuh manager kate nk kontek tp xkontek2. manager yg berkete merc CLK tuh dh pindah melben. aku rase kelab tuh ade crisis r. nih sume angkare israel r nih, nih r akibatnye aku xfwd email 'akum' kat 10 orang arituh, tgk ape dah jadik lol

5. umah aku ade kosong utk sorg. so sape2 yg terel main bola, xsuka tgk tv, ske solat berjemaah n rajin mengemas umah leh r apply. permohonan lelaki lembut atau maknyah akan didelaykan, permohonan pompuan mungkin akan dipertimbangkan (timbang tgk bape kilo n BMI, body figure tuh blakang cite)

6. Eduardo a.k.a Dudu is back! (teringat lak zaman2 1st time main bola lps kaki patah dlu..fuhh.. mmg bes)



7. apsal diorg sebarkan gamba bogel elizabeth wong? apsal x sharizat jalil? sbb kl gamba shahrizat xdek org nk tgk r kot. buleh cirit birit n senggugut laki2 satu mesia kang. silap2 aribulan henpon ngn email pon leh kne herpes. kes2. sape xpnh bogel? bes pe..

8. kepade dak2 jr yg baru sampai tuh selamat dtg. nk naik lif tuh berhati2, jgn silap tekan button k. xyah r menundukkan pandangan secare extrim. dan kurgkan berak sbb ini.

saya berharap saya akan lebih rajin belajar tahun ini. sekian wasalam.