it's becoming a fortnightly thing...

1. Easter holiday

i think 4-day off was just too long, went cycling to Brisbane on Friday, played football with the undergrads on that afternoon, swimming at the Street Beach, South Bank on saturday wasn't much fun because there were too many people. wonderful for 'itchy' eyes though. i overheard a mum telling his husband " this place is heaven for paedophiles..." oh well im no pedo but how do u distinguish between an underage and err... overage? they all look equally sluttish to me. it's you who created the system and then you feel insecure about it?

cycled back to Caboolture on Sunday after the QSC a.k.a aktiviti menggadis Nazerul, and went swimming on Monday because i was too bored to stay at home.

a total of 170kms done over the 3 days, and i might do it again now that i already know the way around. the road from Narangba up to Burpangary is prime for cycling i have to say.

2. 500kms of driving in four days

i was relieving a physio in Sunshine Coast for the remaining weekdays last week. i have to say if you are not a surfer nor an ironman, you will not enjoy the surf. the tide is too strong for a noob swimmer like me. i might not go up there anytime soon, i would rather go to the waterfall or Bribie Island instead.

i did a crappy job up there as well hopefully the Physio will not be too pissed off when she's back in the office.

3. Bribie Island part II

went cycling to Bribie Island again yesterday. it started raining as soon as i hit the water and i was pounded by the 3m waves a couple of times. damn i miss adelaide's and Malaysia shores.

62kms done in 2h15m the headwind getting there was a bummer but coming home was smooth as. and the fish and chips on the Island was alright, it tastes like any other fish and chips with a $10 tag.

4. other things

SBFC were knocked out early, tsunami alert and i have been eating too much peanuts and raisins. i was told that i am a too serious of a person because i spend few hours watching news everyday. i am serious and you are obviously dumb.

not sore enough today, i might go for a paid quick dip and get wet in skimpy clothes, if it's not raining of course, it sucks to get wet while swimming. hasta la proxima!

paperworks!!

1. work

started at a new place last monday. atm im doing full time at Abbey Gardens, but will be a split part-timer over there and Burpangary Garden in a couple week time. too much paper work, less fun.

what do u do with the 1st german plane shot down in Scotland in WWII?

turn it into a letter opener and give it to ur wife. war can be romantic sometimes.

2. bribie island trip

weather was good, imo the bike is a little bit heavier compared to my orbea despite being composite-alloy. i think it is due to it's purposely built for tri not for race thus the very steady handling. boleh tongkat dagu atas handlebar at 30-40km/h selambe, if u're confident enuf la kan. other than i need to build up my fitness again, it was a pretty text-book 63km cycling trip. forever alone but enjoyable. ha ha.

oh n the surf wasn't too rough so 1hr swim wasn't too bad after all.

3. passport

going to Brisbane today to renew my passport for the 2nd time since i 1st step my very foot on this vast country. been here so long and havn't achieved much, n can't wait to go back one day. selamanya harimau malaya ahahahahaha

dat's it. have a lovely weekend to all.

age care

if i learnt anything, that is the most disappointing thing to a parent is them being disowned by their children. so kids, be good to your parent. kecik2 taknak mati.

changing workplace starting next monday, but can't wait for the weekend for the inaugural ride on the bike, still i need to find replacements for all the cycling treasures i left in KMKP. duh!

Caloundra then Bribie, not too bad for a coming weekend.

weekend arituh main bola kat UQ. termenang pulak walaupon xtau main utk team yang mana satu. alah, main side mane2 pon komfem menang punye lah!

Himpunan Hijau

ini sbb kak noli sudah tegur muahahahaha. sejak bila blog aku dibace oleh golongan ibu2 plak nih? aiyyak!

okeh, lepas nih update2 mesti lebih mengancam dan berilmiah yang lebih mendalam. tp skang tgh malas so lain kali la ye.

plz ppl, y do u think iran wants nuclear power despite having shitloads of oil?

sekian, marilah kita tido awal. esok kerja.

ps: kak noli adelah pusat baitulmal Brisbane, pusat makanan sedap2.tanpa beliau tidak bermaknalah Brisbane.

this is very true.

now imagine primary school kids singing it because the music is awesome.

"I believe this is a test from Allah..." (Menteri Lembu 2011)

"i will follow you where ever you may go..."

1. patient #1

i have to say she's my favourite patient. her room has this exclusive classy ambience which makes it very inviting to anybody who enters her room. she uses avon body perfume for her room, surprise surprise. she uses a lot of whites, n the way she dresses anybody could tell how well off she is, or should i say she was. she used to live in a 32 bedroom house with a pool and own tennis court, but like most of housewives sad stories, she was back-stabbed by a 'friend' after her husband passed away. she had to leave the house with her 6 kids. "You only know your friends once you do not have money... these are fly-by-night friends..."

but like most of my patients, they will always say "i am not complaining, i know there are a lot more people doing it harder than me..."

2. Swimming

i think i am doing ok with swimming at the moment. yesterday i met 3 interesting siblings, started with 3 of us, it seemed the whole pool opted to join the party and play catch, to the dismay of the lifeguard. it has been a while since i did anything with anybody else. good bunch of people it was.

"Why Caboolture is such a shithole? Because it is...!" you young fella need to learn to shut up.

3. what to buy?

nak beli kereta ke motor ke basikal ke semua? bukan tak mampu tapi nak buat apa semua2 nih. baik aku beli lembu ade can jugak aku nak duduk condo nanti. lagipon aku mane reti nak beli kereta, beli basikal aku reti la.

Dem u tax!!!

sekian post minggu ini. selamat bermaulid nabi.

hepi Oz Day. I'm a bloody asian.

i dunno if this blog is still relevant to people, n if there're still people reading it other than myself, but maybe one day when i'm a prime minister, or waiting for the death sentence in jail, ppl will be offering money for this autobiography.

1. Work

i think careerwise, i wish the Pantai offered me the job before i accepted this one. not the best, but quite a humbling one. i learnt, and still learning a lot from this people, some of them centenaries, about life. i will try to put a few here in later posts.

2. Life

WTF is dat? this feels like foreveralone but worse. but can't really complaint. siapa ada jumpa awek cun* yang sanggup nk dtg sini dok dgn aku, silelah kontek aku secepat mungkin. all-inclusive. the earlier the better. or maybe i should apply for a position at the nearby HJs to keep me busy at night.

3. Queensland

i prefer Adelaide more. something im more familiar with, and cheaper public transport. just going to the beach and back last saturday on the bus cost me about $8. padan muka aku. ombak dah la tahap surfing, boleh dapat sixpac dengan duduk dibantai ombak je. kepala pon boleh concussed. berasap je tengok budak2 nih bersnorkling tiap2 hari cuti. dem ah. skang nih musim ujan, apa lagi boleh pergi kerja pakai kasut futsal pakai alasan kasut basah akibat hujan.

4. Bola

physically, i had a session of ball-kicking with 3 other local dudes last sunday, and that's about it. yup pocketball is never considered a non-contact sport. virtually, it has been quite frustrating for Arsenal Fans. TW14 is shit n does not deserve the starting 11. like RvP, i would have thought Wenger to sub TW14 with Arshavin, but well... enjoy the song...

*tertakluk kepada terma dan syarat

when we expect a certain bitter end to it...

why i always have to be away when things like this happen in M'sia? why why why?!!

ps: nasib baik la #901 tuh hari kerja, kalau hari cuti mesti lg ramai. congrats PDRM, that's how you handle peaceful gatherings

out of place at the new place

31.12.11

went to my ex-roomate wedding in Kelana Jaya, didn't spend much time over there but managed to take some photos with the couple. terbuat lawak sepontan pulak kahkahkah. i think he's up for revenge. hahahaha

then the flight, thanks to those who came, n azad asal boleh nak dtg lambat. masuk2 tros dh nk final call, sempat la lari p toilet n buat ape2 yg patut.siap sempat transfer remaining credit kat una lagi hahaha. ye, xdek party tgk bunga api pon dalam flight tuh, tp stewardess name amy tuh mmg cun la. rugi xamik gamba sepam due, boleh gak buat wallpaper laptop nih r :-"

1.1.12

this was the fastest custom check ever. didnt hav to open my bags or anything, he just asked few quick questions n then i'm a free man. rugi xjadik keldai dadah. abg usop waited for me n sampai2 rumah die, kak noli sudah masak nangka masak lemak. ini silap amik flight ke ape nih gahahahaa enjoyed the stay there, seronok melayan budak2, bawak p main kat padang etc. entah bape kilo naik pon tatau.

7.1.12

moved to the room im renting now. i am living with a hippie lady and her son. she's not home much, semalam pon die p meronggeng p tdo kat beach, pagi td baru die balik. yg best nye die nih mcm vegan, so xdek la bau2 bacon berkumandang dlm rumah. n dlm rumah pon xpkai kasut sbb geng2 nih mmg xpkai kasut. ok la so far, tp agak sangap sbb tv xdek antena la plak. aduih! camne nk tgk docos bersub kuning sbs nih??!! gambar bilik? nnt2 la ok.

the new adventure, starting fresh

9.1.12??

bye bye 2011 & M'sia

bought THE tic last night. KL-Gold Coast 31/12/11 2140 LCCT ler (i baru nk start keje, dh kje kang br boleh naik 1st class hokeh)

okeh sape2 nk prektis adegan2 kejar mengejar AADC ke nk belanje makan mlm ke, ok je. sape2 nk dtg bagi pelempang utk kali terakhir ke nk mintak utang ke pon boleh. tp kl mintak utang tuh sound la dlu xpon bwk machine eftpos la sng.

will be off for KL this afternoon, will b in Kelana Jaya tomorrow for a fren's wedding. sape2 nk jadik driver angkat tangan? okeh xdek xpe aku naik public aje sng.

ade ape2 hal call je aku 01119672695. sp skang aku xhapal2 lg no nih. n yup dis is my no mek oi, cuak2 plak arituh gahahaha!

maka selamat tinggallah all my loved ones in M'sia, including my orange Orbea Euskaltel.huuuuu

darling don't b afraid i have loved u...

a frustrating 2011 nearing it's end, who have thought it would have such ending? it seems that everything is falling into places now. i cannot be more happier, oh actually i could sbb arsenal seri je smlm, mangkuk punya hennessy save sikit2 dah la. sbb mak aku kata jgn tamak2, tp kl jumpa barang murah bli lah 10. all i need is a safetynet, now that i've got one, i am hopeful to get married next yr like seriously, but with whom is still a bit of a blurry pic (sorry to disappoint u haters). if u r interested u can still submit ur letter of interest now, bak kata Justin Bieber, Never Say Never (tidak melebihi 80 patah perkataan, kalau lebih tuh tandenye kuat membebel).

depan jamban pon dh hensem, skang dh potong rambut lebih jambu

2012 seems brighter as for now, or is it really the world's gonna end next yr?

ps: barang2 xstart packing pon lagi oh aduhainye pun, ticket pon xbli lg, rumah pon xdek ag. tdo stesen bas je ah. n yeah i had 2 weird dreams dis morning

#TrueStories

source

coincidence? dunno but Rambo Y U NO SCORE? it wud b better if he really did score but well...

yup, true story! okeh sambung tido balik.

ptuihhhhhhhhhhhh!!

i already have a mastercard...

i've been thinking of a wrap-up 2011 post, but it's quite hard to find anything significant or worth mentioning. mayb later.

ps: penantian satu penyiksaan. bile nk siap nih oi??!!

dear abang/adik usrahs...

ayat quran tuh ok, cerita tuh ok, tapi boleh jangan gay sangat tak? jantan merajuk2 muncung2 siap, siap bersuap2. sorilah everybody has their own definition of personal space and bromance, this one i think is a little bit too much for me. *mangkuk hayun n co silelah google neelofa utk meneutralkan diri*

dangz!

apsal tetibe aku sakit blakang nih?

good shit, how can i miss this stuff?

memanglah alamanda itu mcm t3 plaza

aku g alamanda beli sayur sudep

hide ur kids hide ur wives

worse complication so far

semoga semua plan utk 2012 akan berjaya.

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