checked!

1. parent aku + mama datang!!

fuh $$$ kuar mcm air tuh. tp so far xnampak effek lagi sbb die xtolak lg dr bank acct. apartment n kete sudah di book, tp xtau la nk bawak jalan p mana. hmm...

tiket grad sudah dibeli, tp mcm nk kne bli satu lagi utk en photographer mr Jubek. bp aku nk bayar mamat nih pon aku tatau.

ps: sape2 yg nk kasik hadiah, bunga, coklat, pakej percutian 3 hari 5 malam ke fiji boleh r tunggu kat luar festival centre dlm pkl 11.30am 30/03/2011.

2. that footage flooding the fb...

mcm biasa, yg ditunggu2 x dpt, yg random2 bersepah2an. we want dat fucking tambi fucking amoi vid, not that KB mall chick hanging, n she did not even die! if u wanna ccommit suicide, p terjun laut la, xdek orang, mayat reput ikan makan, no mess left for others to clean. boleh masuk neraka dengan tenang.

ps: hot jugak sideview miera liyana nih!

3. gemilang

apsal aku rs mcm cite nih slow, xbes n tiz zaqiyah mcm gemok n watak die aku rs mcm nk rembat2 je. gelabah gle babeng. tp mak aku kate, xelok buat keje separuh jalan. so terpakse r tgk sampai abes.

4. lain2.

Oz kalah dgn india pagi tadi ngahahha. amik lu ponting! india vs pakistan is next. somebody is gonna die!!!

sekian update mingguan yang terlambat sikit. selamat hari jumaat.

kurang green tech & poor planning

marilah kita mulakan session minggu ini dengan one-minute-silence utk penduduk2 Jepun. n kepade rosnah mancur, 1 year silence. as much as i thought u r quite dumb, i never knew u r such an idiot. no wonder the arab kings paid you to come over to their kingdom, for a bit of old-style stand-up comedy gig i suppose.

1. Tsunami

i was in Tailem Bend having my fush&chups when i saw the news on tv. it looked much better than the scene in the movie 2012. can the world cope to rebuild with this chain of endless natural disasters? what will happen tomorrow?

argh kne kawen cepat r camnih.

2. Lameroo trip

alpacas r guardians of lambs

it was a different kind of experience. this is not the 1st time i stayed at a country place, but it did not fail my expectation. well, the 1st time i was on a farm, i shot guns. it requires something special to top that but Lameroo was special in it's own way.

i got to drive a big farming tractor n herded sheep, woke up to a vast uninterrupted view, had quiet and peaceful nights. sounds like im ready for retirement already.

Rufat, a dude from Azerbaijan, and i were blessed to be placed with a lovely couple as our host. we stayed on their farm estate, and helped them with sheep n stuff.

other activities were sheering sheep, boomeranging, spotlighting kangaroos etc. more pic here.

if u feel like "ah pegi xajak..." . aku dah letak ad die kat FB so pandai2 lah ye.

background song: wearing white.

3. housemate

housemate aku sorg baru lari balik mesia. tau2 je dh ilang. so skang nk kne carik housemate baru. sape2 yg homeless tuh kontek r aku.

sape2 yg nk blah dari rumah tuh, bawak2 r bincang. jgn blah camtuh je.

4. lain2

- arsenal? disappointing as usual. 4 reduced to 1 n it's hard to stay positive with all the injuries.

- aku xkerja arinih. gile awkward abes.

- had a sweet dream abt my IELTS result. i remembered the last time i did my IELTS test, i had a similar dream as well, and the result was identical to the one in the dream. hmmm...

ok la cukup la tuh, nk kne p plan mcm2 n menambahkan lagi pengguaan green energy. green energy ur fat ass la makcik oi!

off for the long weekend

- will be out of Adelaide during the long weekend, and the being given a swing shift on double pay rate on monday. it seems like a less boring weekend compared to the last one.

- bring on barca! Eboue to score 4 and replace Messi as the player of the year.

- a few things yet to settle before convo n stuffs.

ok, skang nk carik kereta sewa pulak

1. snorkeling part deux

bes. ini baru bes. xdek suara orang jerit2 nk mati lemas hahaha. puas2 sampai kaki luke2 pijak coral. unfortunately the summer, according to the calendar, ended yesterday. arinih sejuk gaban r plak. sejuk2 xdek org p laut weh. gambar2 ade kat sini.

ye, aku mmg spesis yg xpkai baju. kalau dok dlm rumah winter2 pon aku xpkai baju.

2. accomodation

dh jumpe accomodation yg affordable n seswai utk parent+mama. boleh masak2 etc. xpe2, duit boleh carik.

skang nk carik kete plak. pastuh nk kne plan nk jalan2 p mane.

3. ah-long

sape2 yg ade financial prob tuh, boleh r jumpe aku bawak borang J, esp sape2 yg xdek duit nk byr yuran uni ke ape meh sini meh. sape2 yg xdek duit nk bli CBR ke nk bli Conek DSLR ke tuh boleh jumpe aku gak, aku rembat telur korg. (terms & condition applies)

4. free tix

3 free tixs to give away. malas nk advertise skang.

5. lain2

selamat belajar kpd budak2 yg baru bukak uni semalam. bosan la plak xdek uni.


sekian buletin mingguan.

sape tau ade rumah sape2 free 28/3-2/4?

jumaat lepas hujan satu hari, malam2 sangap kuar rollerblading. bosan gaban. sabtu petnag main bola lawan timor leste kalah 4-2. petang sabtu main tenis double. bosan ah double. ahad pagi p berenang2 kat aquatic centre. petang sket p umah sarah+im makan2. petang sikit main bola. kalau tiap2 weekend camnih mmg 18pek r aku.

ok sape tau rumah mane2 free (tuan rumah balik mesia ke jalan2 goldcoast ke mati tertimbus kat CC ke) 28/3 - 2/4? nk suro bayar pon xdek hal.



sekian update mingguan. majulah suka utk negara.

SPP done. what's next mr croc?

1. SPP
this ultimate fitness program was launched circa 2007 by Mr ACS (currently known as Dr ACS a.k.a Mr Buaya) with a few exclusively chosen participating members.

i believe i have completed the mission. hahahahhaa

tips: find something physical u like, practical n sustainable.

2. IELTS part II
after a very anlytical thinking, i arrived to a decision to retake the whole thing instead of submitting a re-mark application for my writing part. another $320 gone.

so the next test will be on 5/03/11. hopefully it'll b the last one, but u'll never know.

3. work
ok skip this part

4. V-day

ok skip this part as well

5. sports

i bought a new tennis raquet, n i think it suits me well. now i just need a cute blonde hot-looking russian chix to b my playing partner.

oh snorkling this sunday iA.

6. Juniors
lets break some legs!



weekly update's done. i desperately need a haircut, i might just do it myself.

حمزة نمرة - احلم معايا

"Therefore when you are free still labor hard" (alquran 94:7)

al iz vell

1. pt noarlunga



went snorkling at Pt Noarlunga last sunday despite of the unpermissible weather. the water was as cold and the waves was rough. a few people were drifted away but nobody died; whatever happened in between really did not matter. oh except that ugly sound made by ikhwan when he was kinda drowning. that's funny as.

next trip will be in a fortnight.

2. panda

received 2 free tix so i asked somebody out, but she happened to be in Tiddy Widdy (what kind of place is this?), so i put up a status on fb. sarah was the 1st to reply therefore the tix is hers. chika was the 2nd to reply, so bad luck.


the zoo was no different to other zoos i've been, n the pandas were.... pandas. they dont juggle balls, they even have problem touching their own ball themselves.

more pic here.

3. IELTS

if anything i've learnt post IB, it is to accept failure as it is with open heart. i flunked the writing part and got 6.5, .5 short of the much needed 7. other components score are >7. i guess it's the handwriting and lack of practicing of the summary part which let me down.

im still thinking wether i shud appeal for re-check or shud i go for another IELTS test end of this month.

4. visa

will marry any australian for PR. no question asked.

fuck it's a fucking meticulous nitpicky business. dont even mention the cost anymore. fuck.

5. freshies

good luck. study hard. play hard. housewarming jangan lupa ajak.

6. work

i hate that fat bleached blondy lazy motherfucking bitch.

ok off to work. bye.

curret temp: 40.2 C

1. Visa

#$%^$^$%^!!

2. makan2

- had lunch at the Oporto with Aie last friday prior to Solat Jumaat. he went back to malaysia the day after.
- BBQ at Devenport Tce, even firemen unexpectedly appeared suspecting a fire. all blame is on the shisha.

3. bicycle

after a careful consideration, i've decided to keep my repco tri-a-cycle. i'll try to restore it when i have time (+money)

4. Snorkling

cant wait for this sunday forklift licence test. i havnt been in deep water for a while. not as much as i've been in deep shit.

5. kasut futsal

to all my fans out there, please send me a pair of size 8UK futsal shoes. thanks.

6. raya cina

oh how much i miss all the sweet as limau and the pretty sight of sweet ass chixs in cheongsams.

7. Revolution

Hosni Mubarak is a powerdrunk dumbass knob. just bloody fuck off already!

have a blessed weekend. ok now it's 40.5C already.

ps: ANTM audition is a crap show with a lot of spectators.

"how did ur test go?"

well done AHPRA, because of your new regulation the IELTS-conducting companies r richer. imagine there were 92 A4 paper, with 14 names of candidates on each A4 paper, and each and every candidate paid AUD319 (GST incl)

that is a whopping AUD410,872 in half a day! im so going to stuff my physio careerpath for that kind of money.

now the academic part. the listening was not worth of mentioning, the reading was ok, the writing... ah the writing was not as good as expected. only now i can appreciate why ppl put craps in IELTS essay. u dont get enough time, and my handwriting is bloody shocking since circa 1992 anno domini.

the speaking part was a WTF kind of moment where u knew that the interviewer doesn't give a shit on what u r going to say as long as u talk. so hopefully i did alright for this part, n for the other part as well.

so finger-crossed, leg crossed, boob-crossed, and if u happen to have 2 penises, or the one which branches into two, please get them crossed for me as well. i need ur kind of luck too.

oh that dude with two belly buttons, i dont need ur help, that's just pure ugliness.

ps: why all examiners were a bit curious when comparing my passport pic to my current look? have i really had evolved into a irresistible species within these few years? or they're just sad they've became uglier as days go on?

ps2: TDU ended yesterday. Mark Cavendish got 1st, from the bottom lol. talking abt upsets!

ps3: u boob-crossed chick, if u r below 25 yo, please pm me thanks. (terms & conditions apply)

saya tak tahu nak tulis apa

kerja macam biasa, bola macam biasa. ajim n co p Bangkok, Brisbane banjir, TDU dah start, Australian Open dah start.

and IELTS test sabtu ni.

n still malas gle r nak buat pape

Arsenal menang, yaay!

sekian update tertunggak minggu lepas. para peminat diharap dapat bertenang.

segala kesilapan amat dikesali.

2011. full of plans.

since im preparing for my IELTS test in a few weeks, i will be writing in standard English, which means less swear vocabs for you guys. well, suck it up, u can always continue reading the day after if u dozed off midway through.



so 2010 had gone past, leaving a lot of memories and emotions to remember. if you are one of my keen follower, religiously reading my blog week-in week-out, you surely well-informed of what sort of things i am talking about (and i can imagine how boring your life is to find my life interesting), nevertheless i am more than delighted to rewrite some of 2010 highlights, from memory, the good and the not-so-good one of course!

the good ones:
- met and spent a couple of month with the 2 newborns in Malaysia
- world cup 2010
- passed all the subjects, thus graduated.
- Harimau Malaya won the two titles.
- some bad-ass dude died

the sad/upsetting/less-happy ones:
- back-stabbed by project partner
- the diagnosis of one of the 2 boys
- got lost in the hills on Christmas day
- some good people passed away

i think you all can see that i am losing points to write on, and surprising enough, not many things happened throughout the year, which we nagged times and times about, are not significant at all to hang around in our cerebral cortex.

all in all, 2010 was a year which i had been over-cautious, study-wise especially, due to all the things that happened in the past 2-3 years. 2010 thought me to spend more times with family and friends, to appreciate little things around me(flat chested chicks? no not that kind of 'little things'). it was a challenging year full of possibilities, yet a very kind and humbling year in comparison to previous years. all praise to God the ever-perfect planner.

my plan for 2011 is to fulfil my IELTS test to the required level of achievement, to find a job, to find a wife, n hopefully get marry as soon as possible...

BECAUSE THE WORLD IS BLOODY DOOMED IN 2012! WAHAHAHAHAHA

ps: for those sponsored students, especially medic students, who finished their study in 2010, it is ethical for you to work in Malaysia . if u think working in Malaysia is hard, you can only imagine the hell others went through to fund your RM1,000,000 + cost of study abroad. it is not a choice, it is a responsibility.

special report (long and winding)

1. Christmas holidays

double pay always make ppl happy. boxingday shopping? i have to say it's much hyped than what it is around here. hopefully the bank wont be the ones who r still smiling comes january.

2. Garuda tergaru2

well done m'sia. a very impressive all-round performance, other than the DM, he still need to work on movement and quick passes. 3-0 seems enough to bring home the throphy. but this is football, who'd have predicted we'll win by a comfortable margin like last night? who'd have thought football can bring ronaldo many places? hot places, cold places?

laser pointers? it's the Indons who will need them, to assist with some accuracy. not that im supporting the dumbass brat who spoilt the match and the sweet win.

3. Ashes

ayam gila oz boxing day 1st innings. very slim hope left for the oz to win the urn.

4. Tour Down Giler 2010

the plan was a 48kms cycle up Mt Lofty summit again, but this time via Gorge rd, which shouldt take more than 2-3 hours. but... something didnt go to plan.

in red: the deviations.

there are a few things i learnt:

1. They have a really2 poor signage around the hills area
2. Google map is not that reliable
3. to bring a map next time/gps
4. who's up for cherry picking? apple picking? lychee picking? strawberry? let's cycle there.
5. keep urself hydrated. i only had coffee n biscuits for breakfast n 2 short choc bar all day.
6. the signage is really bad around there. ah i already put it at no 1 but seriously, it's really bad.

somewhere between Ashton-Summertown. a really steep descend. u cant see the bottom when u r on top of the hill, n u cant feel the steep climb due to the carrying speed when going down.

the stats: (if u r into stats)
total kms: 124.94 km
max speed: 78.0 km/h
average speed: 22.0 km/h
total time cycling (berenti solat n mkn2 donat umh sarah excluded): 5h37m25s

could have gone quicker if i know my way around, nevertheless a very very embarrassing average speed n time.

i was quite disappointed that i only reached the Crafers after 100+kms, and i think i made the right decision of not climbing up the summit, n just enjoy the ride downhill from there. what a memorable christmas day for me. suprisingly, it wasnt too tiring at all. i was working 12-8.30pm yesterday. double pay beb!

(sarah kate scale rosak, kne tambah 2kg)

the thing is, we only can now our potential if we push ourselves hard enough.

have a blessed holiday. stay blessed!

ps: any good opinion on this? i dont want to walk around with ppl thinking i'm having a semi erection.

menyambut krismas adalah haram bagi umat islam????

apetah lagi kerja hari jumaat sbb dapat double pay sampai xsolat jumaat. lagi r haramjadah.

ppl dont give a shit* if ur name is khan, abdul, samdol, ipman, johnny, but ur actions define who u r n what u believe in.

sekian.


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*ppl may throw shit at u on occasions

damn u new regulations

1. registration

went to WCH to get Nicole to be my referee, n met MDA frens. then went to AHPRA office on King William St to ask them abt the registration regulation, then went to immigration office on Currie St to ask abt my visa conditions, then went to Westpac on King William St for some financial arrangements, then went to uni, then to IELTS office, then Camwhore house on Rundle St to get passport photo with white backgroud (i knoe, WTF!), then back to IELTS office.

ah IELTS shit, they just changed the regulation this year.

still hensem walaupon tgh tensen n bengang

2. makan2

hari rabu, kuar makan2 malam kat pizzahouse west tce, kamis malam dibelanja oleh budak physio kat Sofra on west tce, on friday di half-belanja oleh nik hussein kat indian restaurant on sudholz rd.

3. Christmas day

Adelaide Hills here i come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Graduation

congrats to all yg grad smlm. mine will be on 31/03/2011. sape2 nk jadik photographer rasmi n xrasmi silelah dtg selambe. lg rmai lg bgs hahaha.

selamat balik kpd sume2 yg balik. aku chill2 dlu kat sini.

5. work

kejekejekejekejekeje... haih.

sekian. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENG! (oi dalam hati la bodo, nanti xberkat pulak!)

ah bosan r plak cuti nih. g interview kje isnin lepas.

hmmm hmmm....

Awal Muharram 1432 with extra juice

i met my course coordinator, Margaret, this morning to discuss my resubmission of one assignment. at the end of the meeting, I asked her a question,

Aku (A): so, u know about the batch photoshoot this friday?
Marg(M): yes
A: should i come or ot, or... hmmm....
M: Havn't you know it yet?
A: hmm.. im not sure...
M: U already passed this subject.
A: ah.. really??!
M: yes, i'm expecting u to b there...
A: ...............................
M: sorry, i thought u know... i should've told u earlier...
A: ............. .... .....

so, regardless of my resubmissio, i am unofficially waiting for the ceremony in March 30th. it has been a challenging yet unique extended 4 years!

have a blessed new year, n stay blessed!



ps; im going to resubmit the thing...

part-timer

1. tragedi hari sabtu

we passed our clinical placement at tQEH last friday at about 12+pm. so while i went away for my friday prayer, trish n masa spent some time eating icecream at a nearby cafe.

the next morning at about 6+am, i suddenly remembered that i think i might hav left my signed stuffs at the tQEH, which was the freaking truth. i gave trish a call straight away to ask her abt the weekend physio office hour (apparently she left her whole bag in Masa's car on friday hahahaha), n then rang masa to get him to check his car, in case i left it there, but sadly again, that wasnt the case.

so my impulsive n quick decission making ability took over my logic therefore i came out with a brilliant idea

"i'm going fishing today!"

nah, more like this one...

"i'm going to cycle to tQEH, now!"

so i got there within 40 mins, waited n waited until 8+am, when Paul appeared with the key to the department. i thanked him then rushed into the office to retrieve such important documents, as well as i grabbed a couple cup of coffee n biscuits while i was waiting for the rain to ease off a bit.

since i gotta b at work at 11am, i was forced to cycle in the rain on the way back. stopped a while at a BP near my place to clean up chainparts and gears, then this happened.

jangankan kevlar, burujim musyayyadah pon boleh tembus

never had any puncture like this one before, the tyre and the tube were slit mercilessly. i ended up playing my final emergency card, to rang fared to pick me n my crooked bike up.

many thanks to Paul n Fared for their assistance.

2. my final submission?

i finished working on sunday night at 8.30pm, got home at abt 9pm with the final EBP assignment lingering subconsciously in my brainstem, telling me "u shud have done it earlier, now suck it up @#$%$#$!". suddenly, a very strange landline no appeared on my phone screen. so i picked it up...................

so it was trish calling me using her neighbour's phone (fuh~~!), n she found out that her signed document went missing too, so she might have to scavenge the physio dept office the early next morning, or she might have to embarrass herself to ask her supervisor to sign the paperwork again. (ahahahahaha, good to know that im not the only one in misery)

i did what all men do, i laughed! n then i gave some advice, then i continue laughing again. dunno what was the outcome, hopefully she found it.

the next day, it was a race against time. i did managed to submit it before the due date, with crappy grammar n some error in the numbers n stuffs, but considering automatic 10% per day deduction for late submission... im on a very tight gamble at the moment, which i may regret in a few week time.

3pm due

so what's done is done. im taking 5 days break off work n just spending some time with graduating friends.

Uighur

sekian. marilah mengisi cuti dengan aktiviti bermanafaat spt bermain FIFA11, mengusha muvi dan berbasikal denga lebih intensif lagi. gatorskin sudahpon diinstallkan kat Orbea Euskaltelku yang tercinta.

n kepada pelanggan2 yang dikasihi, selamat maju jaya. cilakak lu mangkuk!

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update: i believe Im fucked.

2 more days

dem cuak gaban!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

cuak siot. cuak gile. cuak nk mati. cuak cuak cuak nerves.



aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!